Is this accurate?

[MrEricSir]

What do you think? Accurate? Inaccurate? Totally bogus, dude?

http://www.thenetw0rk.com/literature/vg-maxpayne.shtml

[Homoludens]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>When you're constipated, you immediately think of Max's face.<hr></blockquote>

For me it's the other way around: whenever I look at Max's face I get the cravings for laxatives.

[The Baskinator]

"You can tell Max's deep voice apart from Duke Nukem's."

They should have put more emphasis on the word "deep" there...anyway, of course I can tell the difference. Max Payne has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.

The leather jacket, and exclamation point thing happens more than I want to admit. I have a problem with mixing two completely different worlds (like after playing Metal Gear Solid, I walked around tapping on walls). I fear that one of these days I will be the kid in the leather jacket diving back and forth with my beretta making gunshot sounds.

I own up to the fact that I play Max Payne wayyyyyy too much. I've gotten into this awful habit of quoting the graphic novel sequences at times I feel appropriate. Like once my friends and I had a stroke of bad luck in our day, and I'm behind them muttering:

"Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that lady luck was a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."

It's a sickness.

My brother and I are fifty times worse, because we say lines in unison. It's almost as bad as the two of us quoting Star Wars. images/icons/grin.gif

[Hole]

I don't get it...what is this page?

[fractalgp]

It's a "You know you've played too much Max Payne when [insert funny stuff here]"-page images/icons/smile.gif

[ 11-30-2001: Message edited by: fractalgp ]

[Hatch]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>"Sooner or later it was going to catch up with you. You'd find that lady luck was a hooker, and you were fresh out of cash."<hr></blockquote>

Roflmao!

I think it's cool when a game can give you an alternate perception of life. Makes the day fly especially if your at work. When I was playing Baldur's Gate 2 I'd imagine my boss as a Ogre or Troll and even a Mind Flayer. He never did understand why I was laughing. Now I'm gonna go to work and quote Max Payne. images/icons/smile.gif

Peace
Hatch

[MrEricSir]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by The Baskinator:
The leather jacket, and exclamation point thing happens more than I want to admit.<hr></blockquote>

It happened to me the other day when I was following BobTheDog down the stairs in his apparentment buildling.

[Synti]

That kinda stuff never happens to me...I can control myself....

But I play around with those quotes of Max...that is soooo much fun....even though I live in Finland images/icons/smile.gif

[Terai_Mateata]

I sidedodge into foreign rooms with my index finger in the gun position...

And I also quote Max Payne all the time in class....heehee hee....

Payne to the Max!!!!

[The Baskinator]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Terai_Mateata:
I sidedodge into foreign rooms with my index finger in the gun position...

And I also quote Max Payne all the time in class....heehee hee....

Payne to the Max!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Whoo-hoo! Kick arse, dude. images/icons/grin.gif

I went into a store with a friend yesterday and tried on various leather jackets until I found one exactly like Max's. I stood in the store for 10 minutes quoting lines and jumping around pretending I was in bullet time. I don't think my friend thought I was as cool as I did. images/icons/grin.gif

[Spazer]

i injected mountain dew into my arm with a syringe and sat in my bathroom rambling over and over "its coming"

[The Baskinator]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Spazer:
i injected mountain dew into my arm with a syringe and sat in my bathroom rambling over and over "its coming"<hr></blockquote>


hmmmm....*stares longingly at mountain dew can*...
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[Guest]

My roommate drinks about 10 cans of mountain dew a day. I wonder If I should be worried.

[The Baskinator]

I can't say I drink THAT much...and you should be worried...what if he suddenly exploded in a shower of citrus goodness?

Don't let him near a syringe. images/icons/grin.gif