My grandpa looks like duke nukem.

[Enragiated]

I'm serious, aside from the blonde hair, my grandpa looks exactly like duke nukem!!!!!!!!

[Phayzon]

lol

[buggy]

Clarence Bodicker said:
I'm serious, aside from the blonde hair, my grandpa looks exactly like duke nukem!!!!!!!!


Where's the proof?

[Enragiated]

I don't have a scanner http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif


His mouth is exactly like duke nukems when he talks, and he's got the jawline, he's also grizzled as hell he was in the service during WW2, he used to show me all his knives and shit left over from the army days.

[TerminX]

This thread is worthless. Why does it exist?

[Enragiated]

TerminX said:
This thread is worthless. Why does it exist?





You've got an E chip on your shoulder, I suggest brushing it off.

[Steve]

E chip ... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rider]

try posting a picture of your granddad or something, so this thread can have some more use http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Enragiated]

http://www.aoqz76.dsl.pipex.com/Web%20Page%20Components/Wallpaper/Games/Duke%20Nukem%20Forever.jpg

He mostly looks like duke in this picture.

[Rider]

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Enragiated]

He's been to vegas too mind you, he's a gambling machine, he once won over 5k in a blackjack tournament. Also, he built his house from the ground up and its one of the most expensive coastal propertys in the county!

[William Gee]

^ Ask him to buy you a scanner then scan some photoes of him? Or ask him to buy you a digital camera then take a photoe of him or tell him he should buy one for himself then just use it.

[Enragiated]

i've got an old scanner but i don't think it works, i'll test it out tomorrow if i remember

[Micki!]

If this thread is getting deleted, then please make a new thread with a pic of him... (beside with the DN pic where he looks like him...)

I'm curious... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Enragiated]

Scanner didn't work, sorry fellas

[AcidGlow]

"My brother looks like a pigcop, but I don't have a picture to show you"

Interesting, ya?

[Enragiated]

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[GodBlitZor]

I seriously look like the Doom1/2 Marine. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

[AcidGlow]

I bet. And I look like the CyberDemon. lol. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

Guess what, my avatar is a potrait of ME... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Steve]

Micki! said:
Guess what, my avatar is a potrait of ME... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif


http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Enragiated]

Well, I am aspiring to be like my avatar, that comes close right?

[Steve]

Clarence Bodicker said:
Well, I am aspiring to be like my avatar, that comes close right?


Were as I am not aspiring to be like my avatar http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Micki!]

Steve said:

Clarence Bodicker said:
Well, I am aspiring to be like my avatar, that comes close right?


Were as I am not aspiring to be like my avatar http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



WHAT!!! Do you look like your AVATAR!??

Do you want to be my best friend..?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[Rider]

what if I told you people that I look like MY avatar http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[Micki!]

Rider said:
what if I told you people that I look like MY avatar http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif



Actually, i could in fact imagine you as your avatar...

Because my parents look like that too... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif

[Belgarrath]

Rider said:
what if I told you people that I look like MY avatar http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[John]

I would feel really bad for Belgarrath because he was probably a burn victim. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Major Lag]

My avatar is me before I shave in the morning http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[8IronBob]

Yeah, and I look sort of like Gordon Freeman without the specs and the goatee. Naw, not really. Well, maybe so, can't make any big judgements.

[Major Lag]

So what ever did happen to this grandpa duke look alike ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

[Uriel]

Looks like a SNOW JOB to me!!!

[Micki!]

Uriel said:
Looks like a SNOW JOB to me!!!



"Hail to the king baby..!"

Wait a sec.. that's the WRONG KING!!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

[Eddy Willson]

Hey, Micki!, you should draw a Grandpa Nukem cartoon!

[Xgthug]

You can't really say he looks like Duke Nukem,
since Duke has so many looks.

First off, there's the original Duke,
who looked kind of gay.

Then there was Duke from Duke 2,
where Duke was kind of fat.

Then in Duke3D, Duke got a flattop, sunglasses, and an ammo vest, and more of a Terminator look.

Let's not forget the skinny bastard from DNMP, too.

Then of course, there was that Duke game that was never finished, where Duke looked like a gigantic tub of lard with an underbite.

And then there's the Duke from the DNF pic as you showed, where Duke has that crooked mouth and bucked teeth. He looked like my grandpa, too.


There was a few more Duke looks I think, too.

[Major Lag]

So we all look like Duke http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif even http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

[Bud Bundy]

Major Lag said:
So we all look like Duke http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif even http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif


http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ted.jpg

[Steve]

Major Lag said:
So we all look like Duke http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif even http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif


<----- see avatar?
I am Duke.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif

[ZuljinRaynor]

My answers are in italics.


Xgthug said:
You can't really say he looks like Duke Nukem,
since Duke has so many looks.

First off, there's the original Duke,
who looked kind of gay.
What are you smoking? Pink shirts are manly.


Then there was Duke from Duke 2,
where Duke was kind of fat.
I don't think so... maybe you're just jealous of Duke


Then in Duke3D, Duke got a flattop, sunglasses, and an ammo vest, and more of a Terminator look.
Looks like Duke 2 with Sunglasses


Let's not forget the skinny bastard from DNMP, too.
Skinny? What the hell. He had more muscle definition than you'll ever have


Then of course, there was that Duke game that was never finished, where Duke looked like a gigantic tub of lard with an underbite.
Endangered Species? Seems like DN3d to me...


And then there's the Duke from the DNF pic as you showed, where Duke has that crooked mouth and bucked teeth. He looked like my grandpa, too.
Nope, it's Duke 3d with more definition since it ain't a sprite.


There was a few more Duke looks I think, too.
Duke on N64, Duke on PS1, Duke on...

[Ronstar]

Another thread for the golden archive http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Steve]

Ronstar said:
Another thread for the golden archive http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif


Nah http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[woodchunkz]

Major Lag said:
So we all look like Duke http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif even http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif


Hello self asteem.

[GodBlitZor]

Ehr.. yeah. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif