View Full Version : Beautiful code...
Phait
03-12-2005, 02:53 AM
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www.phait-accompli.com/crap/beautifulcode.jpg (http://www.phait-accompli.com/crap/beautifulcode.jpg)
Oh dear...
Glad to see you're commenting though http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
How the heck can someone work like that? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif
One extra thing.. I really like that program.. is there something similar for the PC?
Phait
03-12-2005, 04:25 AM
I don't code in that font, but I thought it was funny http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
ADM - well, on the PC I highly prefer and suggest ConText Programmer's Editor - http://www.context.cx/ - it's much, much more robust and better language support. Give it a try!
I haven't found a Mac rival yet, maybe BBEdit but I don't wanna buy it. For now Taco works.
Cool I'll check that out, thanks http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
NutWrench
03-12-2005, 02:05 PM
Trying the check that would give me a headache. I would be looking for the Font button after about 10 seconds.
Kevin Wolff
03-12-2005, 07:31 PM
Nice. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
TerminX
03-12-2005, 11:55 PM
There's nothing beautiful about the actual code. In fact, I'd say the coding style itself is rather horrid..
Phait
03-13-2005, 12:07 AM
TerminX obviously missed the point.
Destroyer
03-13-2005, 12:15 AM
dang, I couldnt even make out what its was.
TerminX
03-13-2005, 05:04 AM
phait said:
TerminX obviously missed the point.
I got the point but the horrible coding style severely detracted from it.
Phait
03-13-2005, 08:00 AM
Well, after 2 years I"ve finally got the hang of PHP, always room for improvement, no matter the skillset.
NetNessie
03-15-2005, 02:25 AM
Iggy said:
How the heck can someone work like that? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif
Are the colours normally that funky in Mac scripting programs?
Phait
03-15-2005, 04:02 AM
No, you can set your own colors. I generally keep the PHP colors close to the original source code render colors.
Nexus_sa
03-15-2005, 11:45 AM
I got the point but the horrible coding style severely detracted from it.
Ahh the stench of elitism. Why don't you offer the guy some CONSTRUCTIVE feedback then.
I doubt nothing you've ever written couldn't be picked apart by an armchair coder.
TerminX
03-15-2005, 03:34 PM
Nexus_sa said:
Ahh the stench of elitism. Why don't you offer the guy some CONSTRUCTIVE feedback then.
Sure. "Format your code sensibly before claiming it's beautiful."
I doubt nothing you've ever written couldn't be picked apart by an armchair coder.
I wouldn't go claiming my earlier code is pretty so this wouldn't be an issue.
Phait
03-15-2005, 09:55 PM
But you DID miss the point. I was not claiming my coding style was beautiful, but the sillyness of the font use.
I've just repeated myself, why did I need to?
Usurper
03-15-2005, 11:31 PM
Oh for shit's sake, Phait, grow a ***** brain. He said your code looked like ass. Obviously he got the point of your post, so stop acting like it's a goddamned argument you have to win.
I've seriously got to start looking for a forum with a modicum of intellect.
Phait
03-15-2005, 11:45 PM
I'm the one needing a brain? Is everything I'm saying here going over a couple people's heads?
TerminX believes I was claiming my coding style was beautiful, I corrected him, and he still says this is what I claimed.
Is that not obvious? Christ.
That was uncalled for Usurper.
TerminX
03-16-2005, 11:38 AM
phait said:
TerminX believes I was claiming my coding style was beautiful, I corrected him, and he still says this is what I claimed.
Is that not obvious? Christ.
It's not obvious because that's not what I said or what I meant.
Phait
03-16-2005, 12:38 PM
TerminX said:
Sure. "Format your code sensibly before claiming it's beautiful."
I wouldn't go claiming my earlier code is pretty so this wouldn't be an issue.
...Nah, no way you were putting words in my mouth.
TerminX said:
There's nothing beautiful about the actual code. In fact, I'd say the coding style itself is rather horrid..
Yeah, because you're haX0rz skillz r 1337 C++++!!!!!
(Shut up TX. Stop taking everything so seriously for the benefit of looking cool.)
Usurper said:
Oh for shit's sake, Phait, grow a ***** brain. He said your code looked like ass. Obviously he got the point of your post, so stop acting like it's a goddamned argument you have to win.
I've seriously got to start looking for a forum with a modicum of intellect.
Ironically, you are looking like an idiot here.
TerminX said:
phait said:
TerminX believes I was claiming my coding style was beautiful, I corrected him, and he still says this is what I claimed.
Is that not obvious? Christ.
It's not obvious because that's not what I said or what I meant.
Hmmmm...
TerminX said:
There's nothing beautiful about the actual code. In fact, I'd say the coding style itself is rather horrid..
Exactly what did you mean then? "The code itself, rather than the visual LOOK of it, was horrid." You are saying you didn't mean that. What did you mean?
TerminX
03-17-2005, 05:04 PM
John said:
Ironically, you are looking like an idiot here.
Ironically, seems like that's the same requirement all of your posts must meet before you hit submit. On the bright side, at least your posts are so consistently devoid of value I won't feel like I'm missing anything when I put you on ignore, which I will do shortly after making this post. And just think, then you won't be able to send me any more PMs that roughly translate to "durr! I'm whining because I can't read!"
Speaking of that, since neither of you can seem to comprehend my posts any better than phait can format code and because both of you obviously need things explained in their entirety as one would explain them to a child:
I got the point of the thread. Code in a pretty font, very funny. HOWEVER, the code is formatted as if someone decided having a seizure was more important than hitting enter and tab a few times, detracting from any amusement the thread could have provided.
Funny how Usurper didn't have any problems with the meaning of my posts. Must be that whole "educated, intelligent individual" thing he has going for him.
(although i'm probably on terminx's wonderful ignore list http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif...)
Actually you told phait that...
"It's not obvious because that's not what I said or what I meant. "
I was obviously referring to what you meant about your statement.
I KNEW you were talking about how badly the coding style was. You stated that's not what you meant or thats not what you said. Then you contradict yourself by saying exactly what you said the first time.
Sure, reading on a message board can show ones' intelligence and amount of education. It can also show how one tends to post, being a complete ass[/i]hole.
Roger
03-17-2005, 11:22 PM
Are you honestly missing his point, or is what you're doing just more sinister than that- you know, like weaseling around his fairly obvious statement to detract from what he's trying to say? I'm amused at how often this occurs. Seek some dirt to throw at someone you hate, come up with a spiteful thing to say that goes along with the dirt, then try to back up the spite afterward with logic. Maybe my idea of how the scientific method should work is wrong. I always thought you were supposed to draw the conclusion based on the observations you found beforehand, not contort and/or make up observations to better define a pre-drawn conclusion of spite.
Oh, and I've already predicted your argument and I find that it won't be worth replying to.
Oh, phait, come on. Shut up. You had an oportunity to make a joke about a font and you ruin it with that ugly, horrible code. You forced TerminX to do it. Face it: he's so cool and you're not. You ruined the party, and he's about to make you his bitch (TM).
rg3 said:
Oh, phait, come on. Shut up. You had an oportunity to make a joke about a font and you ruin it with that ugly, horrible code. You forced TerminX to do it. Face it: he's so cool and you're not. You ruined the party, and he's about to make you his bitch (TM).
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TerminX
03-18-2005, 09:04 PM
rg3 said:
Oh, phait, come on. Shut up. You had an oportunity to make a joke about a font and you ruin it with that ugly, horrible code. You forced TerminX to do it. Face it: he's so cool and you're not. You ruined the party, and he's about to make you his bitch (TM).
http://envision7.com/~rich/pics/****youanddie.gif
Roger said:
Are you honestly missing his point, or is what you're doing just more sinister than that- you know, like weaseling around his fairly obvious statement to detract from what he's trying to say? I'm amused at how often this occurs. Seek some dirt to throw at someone you hate, come up with a spiteful thing to say that goes along with the dirt, then try to back up the spite afterward with logic. Maybe my idea of how the scientific method should work is wrong. I always thought you were supposed to draw the conclusion based on the observations you found beforehand, not contort and/or make up observations to better define a pre-drawn conclusion of spite.
Oh, and I've already predicted your argument and I find that it won't be worth replying to.
Enlighten me Roger. Tell me what i'm obviously not getting.
BillyD
03-18-2005, 11:46 PM
What it comes down to is a very slight difference between what TerminX said and what you're reading. He didn't say you claimed your coding style was beautiful. He knows when you called your code beautiful that you were referring to the font style used. His point was/is the style of formatting you use in coding detracts from the beauty of the font used. In other words, an ugly subject was painted in a beautiful medium.
This is what I gather from his posts. I'm not 100% certain I'm right.
Well I knew that. That's the first thing I picked up from what TX said.
But then TX went and said "that's not what i meant", which is why I asked what he meant by THAT statement.
Big rolleyes
That's what I first did when I saw your reply. No "hehe, the actual code is ugly, tough" or any joke about it. How do you expect people to react to this?
There's nothing beautiful about the actual code. In fact, I'd say the coding style itself is rather horrid..
Which plainly translates to "I think the joke is lame. It's not funny and furthermore you deserve to be bashed about your coding style". I didn't like it either (nor the joke nor the code :P), but if that's all you have to say about it don't say anything. You've seen the reactions. Count up to ten next time http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
Phait
03-19-2005, 05:33 AM
Anyway, that was ... interesting. Why don't we give up the BS now.
phait said:
Anyway, that was ... interesting. Why don't we give up the BS now.
Agreed! This topic is shockingly shameful.
ADoomedMarine said:
phait said:
Anyway, that was ... interesting. Why don't we give up the BS now.
Agreed! This topic is shockingly shameful.
Agreed aswell.
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif
I figure Roger's going to write another ongoing yet invalid paragraph about how I obviously don't get why I'm agreeing to this.
(But really, it's ok. I understand where Terminx is coming from. I know that he has to seem cool and popular on a gaming forum for the lack of popularity around him.)
Alcoholic 007
03-22-2005, 01:55 AM
I looked at this thread due to the high number of replies.
It's funny how one comment (by TX) can set people so a fire with misunderstanding and accusation.
Read carefully before you jump on the bandwagon of hate next time... jeeze.
JR Ewing
03-22-2005, 09:04 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa...beautiful code, hahaha, I get it, hahahahah, beautiful code....thats a good one...hahhahahahhaahahha http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Sorry about that, just trying to stay on topic here. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Samji
04-09-2005, 05:07 AM
phait said:
ADM - well, on the PC I highly prefer and suggest ConText Programmer's Editor - http://www.context.cx/ - it's much, much more robust and better language support. Give it a try!
Context looks pretty similar to the program I'm using to
to edit Max Payne 2 script files and develop QuietSky HTML now, Crimson Editor (http://www.crimsoneditor.com).
I've found that program very good, you can even add custom file extension filters (I added .bas for BASIC source files for example) and costum syntaxes for new languages. Also has tabbed viewing like Context. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Phait
01-18-2007, 12:21 PM
This thread is funnier in retrospect.
Dopefish7590
01-18-2007, 02:11 PM
phait...
this thread is almost 2 years old :(
Nacho
01-18-2007, 06:12 PM
Some things get better with age.
http://envision7.com/~rich/pics/****youanddie.gif
lol, owned.
That is all.
This thread is funnier in retrospect.
Indeed. It could have been funnier in the first place if some people hadn't missed the point completely.
NetNessie
01-19-2007, 07:07 PM
I would have replaced the image with g0atse then bumped the thread again so people all revisit the image.
Whahahahahha :D
stridox
01-27-2007, 07:49 PM
Image doesn't show up for me?
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