Urban Legends in DNF.

[Forrest Gump]

I'm not american, but I know, that there's a lot of so-called "Urban Legends". Some of them are really fables, but people believe in them http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

I think, it's a good idea to include some of them in DNF.
For example, it would be cool to find Elvis Presley caught by aliens, rescue him and listen to his songs http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[FireFly]

Alligators in the sewer system.

[Forrest Gump]

FireFly said:
Alligators in the sewer system.


Giant rats in subway http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Beelze]

FireFly said:
Alligators in the sewer system.


That one happens to be my favorite.

[Nacho]

I'd love to hear Elvis sing in the game. But it would have to be a made up song.

I got it, Big Foot! He's really a wild hippy who hasn't shaven.

[hell-angel]

Forrest Gump said:

FireFly said:
Alligators in the sewer system.


Giant rats in subway http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



A giant angry pig in a car.


oh wait, that are pig cops... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Needle]

This if funny becaus some people consider the game itself to be an urban legend. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[hell-angel]

Needle said:
This if funny becaus some people consider the game itself to be an urban legend. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Book of the urban legend:
1) Alligators in the sewers
2) Giant rats in the subway
3) Duke Nukem Forever
4) ...


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[Forrest Gump]

Needle said:
This if funny becaus some people consider the game itself to be an urban legend. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


It would be funny to see Duke approaching arcade machine called "DNF": every time he sees same shield dangling on the machine: "When it's done !" and says: "I'm so tired of waiting for this f***ing game " http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cerberus_e]

yes, when duke is driving in the vehicle, someone yells: "THERE IS SOMEONE ON THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR CAR!!!", happens to be a battlelord killing duke.

[Micki!]

Forrest Gump said:

For example, it would be cool to find Elvis Presley caught by aliens, rescue him and listen to his songs http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



As someone said before:

Aliens kidnaps Elvis, and Duke comes along with the line: "Hah, you've got the wrong guy..! I'm the king!!!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Evil Angel]

Micki! said:

Forrest Gump said:

For example, it would be cool to find Elvis Presley caught by aliens, rescue him and listen to his songs http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



As someone said before:

Aliens kidnaps Elvis, and Duke comes along with the line: "Hah, you've got the wrong guy..! I'm the king!!!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif




lol that's classic. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I hope they put that in the game.

[KaiserSoze]

hmm.

lots of potential with this one!

lock ness monster

big foot

chupacabra

bloody mary(look into the mirror, say it 3 times in a row) (maybe a pig cop could bust through the mirror? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif )

aliens? nah. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Ras]

If a car's driving without it's lights at night and you do nothing, it just passes by. But, if you flash your lights at it, the occupants open up on you and Duke has to teach them a lesson.

[KaiserSoze]

Ras said:
If a car's driving without it's lights at night and you do nothing, it just passes by. But, if you flash your lights at it, the occupants open up on you and Duke has to teach them a lesson.



haha that's great!

oh man, you know what would be cool and it's already been mentioned: early in the game, duke takes a baby alligator and flushes it down the toilet.

later in the game when he's in the sewers, he comes across a big ass alligator. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cerberus_e]

KaiserSoze said:

Ras said:
If a car's driving without it's lights at night and you do nothing, it just passes by. But, if you flash your lights at it, the occupants open up on you and Duke has to teach them a lesson.



haha that's great!

oh man, you know what would be cool and it's already been mentioned: early in the game, duke takes a baby alligator and flushes it down the toilet.

later in the game when he's in the sewers, he comes across a big ass alligator. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



excellent idea!!
the little alligator should say: "I'll get you back!!!" before he is flushed away

[Ras]

oh man, you know what would be cool and it's already been mentioned: early in the game, duke takes a baby alligator and flushes it down the toilet.

later in the game when he's in the sewers, he comes across a big ass alligator.



Now that's insane interactivity! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Steve]

Very cool idea!

[Andy Osnard]

Somewhere in the sewers Duke finds old, rusty, military-like bunker, filled with the retro-style monitors, computers and other electronic equipment. And one very, very old man inside... Howard Huges. Howard monitors entire city and collects the information for blackmail. Huges believe that Cold War is still continues, and all this pigcops, octobrains and battlelors is the soviet invasion. Duke replies: "You are more behind the time than 3DR fellows, old timer."

[Nessus]

Good thinking Gump. How about your'e in a desserted area and you come across a car and there is a teenage couple dead inside, on the door hangs a bloody hook. . .

[Forrest Gump]

Nessus said:
Good thinking Gump. How about your'e in a desserted area and you come across a car and there is a teenage couple dead inside, on the door hangs a bloody hook. . .


Is this a legend too ?

[Ras]

In the original legend, the couple is making out in the car when they hear a report on the radio about a murderer with a hook for a hand on the loose in the area. The girl wants to leave, but the guy wants to keep doing what they're doing. She keeps insisting, and he finally gets angry, starts the car and speeds off towards her house. When she gets out, she finds the hook hanging off the door handle--ripped off the killer when the guy took off.

[Forrest Gump]

UP http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Does anybody have new ideas ?
Since it's not done yet http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif, maybe 3DRealms will put some cool jokes related to "urban legends" in DNF ?

[Forrest Gump]

Good link:
Urban Legends Reference Pages (http://www.snopes.com/)

[Magnamuz]

Mutated sewer alligators can be a new enemie, but if it's to late it can be just a one time event, at least the one that you flushed into the toilet http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Nessus]

How about you go in a house and there is teenage babysitter stoned out of her mind and when you go upstairs you see there is a turkey in the babycrib. That was a popular urban legend back in the day.

[Sayantan]

A casual house and it's yards are surrounded by a 12 feet high wall with a closed gate with a signboard hanging written "Area 51". When you walk past this house on the streets, a huge sound occurs, you look towards the house and see an UFO taking off from that yard. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

Magnamuz said:
Mutated sewer alligators can be a new enemie, but if it's to late it can be just a one time event, at least the one that you flushed into the toilet http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif



Funny, because there alrready are mutant alligators in sewers in Duke Nukem : Manhattan Project..! I guess it would be nothing new by adding this to DNF... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Mr.Sociopath]

Can DNF be considered an urban legend in itself?

[Micki!]

Mr.Sociopath said:
Can DNF be considered an urban legend in itself?


What are you trying to say..? Do you want a DNF cameo IN DNF because it may be an urban legend..!? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Sayantan]

Mr.Sociopath said:
Can DNF be considered an urban legend in itself?



No, it is not. But yeah, 3DR planning to release DNF is an urban legend alright. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[BloodWolf806]

Heh, you guys have some nice idea. I love the Baby Alligator one! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[roryok]

how bout a hotel room with a cardboard cut-out of ted danson lurking behind a curtain?

Or Richard Gere with a gerbil?

[Ca Desert man]

Hmmm A: You could blow santa clause out of the sky
B: You could find a gangster hide out underneath a mormon church
C: An indian burial ground underneath a spanish mission could have interesting application
D: How about a record studio with a african american that has a bandana twisted infront talking to an overweight african american that is wearing a suit.
E: Oh and how about being able to eat pop rocks and soda or seeing somebody doing it then having their head explode.