KaiserSoze & his Underwear

[Joe Siegler]

Do you think Soze will actually eat his underwear?

Edit: When imported to vBulletin, polls were lost. Here was the status of the poll when imported:

Question: Do you think Soze will actually eat his underwear?

1) Yeah, he'll be a man and honor that - 113 votes - 51%
2) No, he'll wuss out - 110 votes - 49%

[trackit]

not eating it is not an option, really http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Killd a ton]

I have been thinking about this one actualy, sorry to say i think he won't do it, he will definatly give EVERY excuse for not having to do it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Lengis]

He already kisses George's ass, so I don't see the problem with him eating his own undies. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Cerberus_e]

I remember saying he would read his underwear if ..... screenshot...... media....... video.... something with that, I can't remember what exactly...? what was it again?

[avatar_58]

Cooked or raw?

[Eclipse]

I expect nothing more than week old boxer shorts and a video to prove it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Tim. Just Tim.]

What was the deal exactly for those of us who can't recall the exact words?

Kaiser said he would eat his underwear if the 'big news' in June PC gamer wasn't DNF? That right?

[Cerberus_e]

avatar_58 said:
Cooked or raw?



good idea! if kaisersoze cooks his underwear, together with meat and legumes and a good tomato sausage, it might be possible to eat it, without to much bad taste.

[Gryph]

Tim. Just Tim. said:
What was the deal exactly for those of us who can't recall the exact words?

Kaiser said he would eat his underwear if the 'big news' in June PC gamer wasn't DNF? That right?


It was about the "P.S. Keep your eyes open for the unveiling of our next game very soon. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" on the April 1st update on the front page. He thought it would be DNF but it's not. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[KaiserSoze]

^as gryphon said above it was related to 3drealm's now infamous blurb about watching out for the unveiling of their next game on their front page.

here's what i said in the thread:

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/sh...part=1&vc=1 (http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=814324&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1)

"it's dnf.

i'll eat my undewear if it isn't."

it wasn't dnf. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

give me some time to get my appetite for underwear...pictures coming soon. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif

[trackit]

i want video http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Cerberus_e]

yes, me too, with pictures you can fake as much as you want, pretend you eat it, but you put it only in your mouth

[RedSplat]

That's why we will expect poop pictures the day after.
Maybe a good idea to eat your pink shorts...easier to find. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Fat John]

You could shred it up and bake it in to a cake.

[FireFly]

I'm not sure if that wouuld be healthy.

[Gryph]

He should just get edible underwear from a sex shop.

[Cerberus_e]

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Nacho]

A man of his word. Or he better be, the Nacho knows 32 styles of martial arts. A majority of them are undiscovered.

[Ras]

Kaiser, unless you can snag some of those edibles, please eat your underwear under a doctor's supervision. We don't want you dying on us. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[colmtourque]

You know I hate to point this out, but since there was some DNF news in the mag he might have an out. I mean I don't fully recall the context of the thread and all, but if I recall since there was DNF news in thread he might be OK...but on the other hand a pic of someone eating their undwear would be great.
Now I would like to voice a very STRONG opiinion agains the after photo's, in any way shape or form.

[5ththrax]

Just put some salt and pepper on em. It will taste like chicken http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Ivan]

It's obvious he'll never eat them! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif He'll fake it if he posts pictures, so we definetly need a video footage.

Poll option is back?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Tim. Just Tim.]

I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?

[Ivan]

Tim. Just Tim. said:
I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?



Are you serious? Kaiser eat his underwears? I don't see any normal people do that anyways.

I'll eat glass if he eats his underwears Live on a webcam and I want to see the footage.

[5ththrax]

Tim. Just Tim. said:
I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?



If he does, i say we make him eat, worn granny panties http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif lol

[Simon Charles]

You know, pictures of him faking it would be damn good enough for me. Already humiliating. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Come on Kaiser, make a few good pictures. Start by boxers in the oven, with onions or something. Then, set up the silverwear, the bottle of wine, the candlelights, everything! Just make a funny series of pictures.

[crunchy superman]

Ras said:
please eat your underwear under a doctor's supervision.



Sig material.

[Geir]

so you tested the re-made(secret, whatever) poll option HERE?

I have to get back on this question.

[Jokke_r]

don't think your stomach fluids can melt those shorts and it will stay as a lump in your stomach, can not be healthy, you might already choke on a bit of em so i don't recomend it if you don't grind it down to powder and mix em with some ice cream and yoghurt maybe and eat it in very small porions over a period of time.

[Ras]

Hey, right after your post, we have a doctor! Dr. Brown, would you be willing to be on hand while Kaiser eats his shorts? I mean, I don't blame you if you refuse. Maybe he should have to promise that he'll already have removed them and be wearing some other clothes when you get there. Otherwise, http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif

[Needle]

As much as I'd like this, I don't really think he should do it. Thats not something one can do in RL. I mean, eating his shorts could actually be harmful to his health. And we don't want him to get hurt, do we?

DO WE?!

[FireFly]

Needle said:
DO WE?!


Well...

[Tim Gerritsen]

I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.

[Bud Bundy]

What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Cerberus_e]

Tim Gerritsen said:
I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.



good idea, he can eat his underwear at E3, in the room where PREY is showed off.

(after the video)
and ladies and gentlemen, this is kaisersoze, he said he would eat his underwear if DNF wouldn't be the big review of june 2006 pc gamer.
*kaisersoze appears and eats his underwear*

of course that will be included in the E3 prey video released to public afterwards

[Ras]

If Kaiser can get a free trip to E3 out of this, he might eat them yet.

[Kristian Joensen]

Tim Gerritsen said:
I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.



Who will be their anyone from 3DR ? George ? Scott ?

[Roger]

WE WANT VIDEO FOOTAGE. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

[Joe Siegler]

Bud Bundy said:
What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



I'll mail him some of mine.

[Ras]

I'll mail him some of mine.



OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.

[Water12356]

Ras said:

I'll mail him some of mine.



OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.



Oh, that was colder than ice Ras. Im sorry to say this Joe, but you just got....

[Joe Siegler]

Ras said:

I'll mail him some of mine.



OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.



No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.

[Ivan]

Joe3DR said:

Ras said:

I'll mail him some of mine.



OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.



No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.



The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[tpz]

He wouldn't be too surprised though, since most of the stuff coming from McDonalds looks and smells like shit anyway.

[Spooger]

I hope you all realize this could potentially destroy Kaiser's relationship with his wife if he's caught mackin' down on some undies. I mean...

"Hey hunny, what're you do -- Oh My God!"

*Kaiser drops the camera*

"I promise, this isn't what it looks like. It's for the guys at 3D Realms."

Act II - Divorce. Coming "When it's Done." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ras]

The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it.



Haha, yeah. If I was a mailman, I would have to open anything marked DNF beta.

"Sorry, that mail never got here. Hope you were insured."

[George Broussard]

I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.

[Roger]

He can still eat his own, though, right? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[dark_angel]

lol! this is just hilarious http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Kaiser, you can do it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Micki!]

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

...

... While he's still wearing it... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ras]

I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

...

... While he's still wearing it...



Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Micki!]

Ras said:

I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

...

... While he's still wearing it...



Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Of course not... Kaiser is next generation... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Viper Knight]

It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Michelangelo]

Yeh dude you're under pressure now

Eat those DACKS http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[lonestar]

Viper Knight said:
It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



do it!

[trackit]

Viper Knight said:
It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



yeah, the news story would be called

"DNF delay caused first human losses: crazy fan couldnt wait for it any longer and commited suicide by deadly underwear"

[Bud Bundy]

Joe3DR said:

Bud Bundy said:
What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



I'll mail him some of mine.



extra large plz http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Joe Siegler]

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

[Spooger]

Joe3DR said:

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!



You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Micki!]

Joe3DR said:

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!


George only meant your underwear... I think it's ok if you send George's instead... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

//Pleas don't bann me George... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[John]

Joe3DR said:

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!



Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.

[SyntaxN]

Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.


damn, I wanted to say exactly the same http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I think the frame would be made of pure gold http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Joe Siegler]

You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser



Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.

[The Count]

Joe3DR said:

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!




Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ?? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Ivan]

The Count said:

Joe3DR said:

George Broussard said:
I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.



Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!




Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ?? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



See post above yours..

[Spooger]

Joe3DR said:

You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser



Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif you think they're up for the task? God, I hope they have insurance!

[5ththrax]

Alright, thats it. Im going to a nursing home and getting a soiled piece of underpants, and sending it to kaiser. And dont wash them, the brown stains is just BBQ sauce http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[SyntaxN]

Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.



I think it´s more interesting to know why he knows that he needs some chemical waste plant employees for that http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[lonestar]

it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[The Count]

damn, joe explained his master plan while I was posting http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif
this is indeed a very entertaining thread http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
well, with edible pants at hand (that`s if George has them as a back-up for a late-night snack) this shouldn`t be a big problem for the daring consumer http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Hudson]

Haha, this is one of the most entertaining threads we've had in quite awhile http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Personally, I don't think he has what it takes http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Water12356]

I nominate this thread to be archived!

[Ivan]

Water12356 said:
I nominate this thread to be archived!



My vote goes to this thread too. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Hudson]

Water12356 said:
I nominate this thread to be archived!



No, we have to wait and see if he does it or not first http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[brandon9271]

if they offer to give a DNF beta to anybody that ate random 3DR employees underwear I think quite a few crazed fans would jump at the chance http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif For me, if given that alternative I'm more that happy with WID. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[3D Master]

lonestar said:
it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



::scratches head:: So? Just because he'll change his underwear when prey is out, doesn't mean he didn't change his underwear before that. Now if he said, "I will NOT change my underwear UNTIL Prey is out." I'd get worried for his neighbours - or should that be DNF since after the neighbours come back from the hospital they'll be suing his and 3D Realms clothes off... wait, let's change that I'm worried for all of us.

As for Kaizer: buy a pair of edible panties, wear it for a day, and eat up! And make pictures! Buying the panties, putting them on, taking them off and eating them. In fact, I think they're right; 3DR/HH you should invite him over to E3, and have a camera on him buying and fitting the edible panties first, running around E3 (cameraman in tow) and then eat them at the end! The publicity would be awesome! Prey would be an instant hit, for sure!

[Rider]

And the DNF Fanboy image will be ruined forever.

though having a newsarticle on the main page would be pretty cool, with links to the pictures ofcourse.
(where is Kaiser anyway?)

[Ivan]

Rider said:
(where is Kaiser anyway?)



Hiding. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Mediocre, Man.]

The real question is whether Joe, George or Kaiser actually WEAR undergarments!

It's not entirely uncommon for one to be free and easy these days.

[Cerberus_e]

Rider said:
(where is Kaiser anyway?)



in the hospital, his stomach hurts due all that underwear

[Denz]

http://img86.echo.cx/img86/5245/sanstitre9nr.th.jpg (http://img86.echo.cx/my.php?image=sanstitre9nr.jpg)






Remind it, Kaiser Soze, Remind it.

[Bud Bundy]

Post deleted by Joe3DR

[Ivan]

If he's gonna eat them he's gonna reduce them to powder anyways and mix the with juice or something, or put it on a pizza as extra dressing. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[lonestar]

dude, stop nitpicking. that's what i meant, of course.

[elloehpipati]

Kaizer, I believe Bart would want you to eat your own shorts too.

[KaiserSoze]

i'm being serious here. i just now got my computer back up running after having to do a full windows xp reinstall. something nasty happened to my computer and i lost every damn thing on my harddrive.

i am not hiding and had the pictures ready to go. i'll have to make new ones and post them up later tonight or tomorrow.

i have to reinstall everything and it sucks. recovery was screwed up, etc etc.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[Ivan]

So you gotta do it again? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Well if you have too...............

[elloehpipati]

KaiserSoze said:
i'm being serious here. i just now got my computer back up running after having to do a full windows xp reinstall. something nasty happened to my computer and i lost every damn thing on my harddrive.

i am not hiding and had the pictures ready to go. i'll have to make new ones and post them up later tonight or tomorrow.

i have to reinstall everything and it sucks. recovery was screwed up, etc etc.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif



Ugh sucks to be you. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Denz]

Buy external hard drive for backup files, or a mac. http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/1/cereal_killer.gif http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/matleflou.gif

[John]

So wait, you already had pics of underwear in your mouth, and now you gotta do it again?

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Damn dude.

I thought you only have to eat your own shorts if DUKE NUKEM FOREVER was talked about, not PREY.

[The Count]

Kaiser, I strongly recommend making regular images of your system-partition with Acronis TrueImage or a similar tool. You can boot from a CD if WinXP doesn`t start up anymore. Burn your images also on DVD-RW. And burn your folders with important data regularly on CD-RW.
Just don`t rely on Windows recovery. It sucks as you had to learn..

[George Broussard]

Kaiser,

Instlal a second hard drive in your system. About once a month run Norton Ghost on it and copy drive 1 to drive 2. You will always have a drive image and if drive one fails you just plug in drive 2, boot, and go.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.

[elloehpipati]

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.



I refuse to believe you.

[hell-angel]

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.



so, the engine change is in fact the engine of the HD and not of DNF. Makes sense. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

As my mail allways says:
Everything you say can and will be misinterpreted and use against you. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Steve]

elloehpipati said:

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.



I refuse to believe you.


He speaks the truth.

[trackit]

Kaiser, If your hard drive fails and Windows cant recover it, but you had important info on it (like pics and videos about your breakfast http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif ) then you can try "knoppix" to recover info. Its linux based OS, bootable from CD.

Maybe that way you dont have to eat them again... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Killd a ton]

thers also a few programs to recover lost files even from old partisions on the drive, i personaly like r-studios http://www.r-tt.com/

[elloehpipati]

Steve said:

elloehpipati said:

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.



I refuse to believe you.


He speaks the truth.



I CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

[Crosma]

George Broussard said:
Kaiser,

Instlal a second hard drive in your system. About once a month run Norton Ghost on it and copy drive 1 to drive 2. You will always have a drive image and if drive one fails you just plug in drive 2, boot, and go.

Wouldn't it be much better to set up a RAID-1?

[Duoae]

Considering i've missed all the fun..... what colour do you guys reckon kaiser's underwear is? Or is it printed?

Myself? I reckon he wears TMNT underwear from the 1990's http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[crunchy superman]

Crosma said:

George Broussard said:
Kaiser,

Instlal a second hard drive in your system. About once a month run Norton Ghost on it and copy drive 1 to drive 2. You will always have a drive image and if drive one fails you just plug in drive 2, boot, and go.

Wouldn't it be much better to set up a RAID-1?



That's what I was thinking.

[trackit]

Crosma said:

George Broussard said:
Kaiser,

Instlal a second hard drive in your system. About once a month run Norton Ghost on it and copy drive 1 to drive 2. You will always have a drive image and if drive one fails you just plug in drive 2, boot, and go.

Wouldn't it be much better to set up a RAID-1?



I think what George meant is that you wount hold second hard-drive "in" computer... rather than make an image once in a month and take it out. So if something bad happens like power "jump" or lightning strike or whatever then your both hard-drives wount get screwd...


edit: and of course little older desktop PC-s didnt come with RAID controller built in... This is quite new trend.

[elloehpipati]

Look what i found http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Ivan]

RAGDOLOL! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Haha, priceless! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[trackit]

no no... no cheating... no dogs allowed, he gotta do it totally himself http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[The Count]

trackit said:

Crosma said:

George Broussard said:
Kaiser,

Instlal a second hard drive in your system. About once a month run Norton Ghost on it and copy drive 1 to drive 2. You will always have a drive image and if drive one fails you just plug in drive 2, boot, and go.

Wouldn't it be much better to set up a RAID-1?



I think what George meant is that you wount hold second hard-drive "in" computer... rather than make an image once in a month and take it out. So if something bad happens like power "jump" or lightning strike or whatever then your both hard-drives wount get screwd...


edit: and of course little older desktop PC-s didnt come with RAID controller built in... This is quite new trend.



a second hard-drive is a must, that´s true. I use true image and store my system-images on the second hard-drive.
But the safest way IMO is to have the latest images also on dvd-rw in a safe place. If your pc gets destroyed or stolen (by a fan ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif ) you can easily set up your new system again as you need it and you won`t have to ask our curious Uncle Bill in Redmond http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif .
Besides, if you get used to making images before critical installations and something fails you can easily go back to a working system immediately before the problem. Lately I wanted to try kaspersky trial and my machine suddenly crashed when I tried to go online. Luckily I had made an image and got rid of this crap again.
Sorry for being a little off-topic, but I think this subject is interesting for many folks here

[Lengis]

Steve said:

elloehpipati said:

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
George learned that the hard way. Didnt you know that is why they restarted DNF http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif they worked on it for years and then the hard drive died on them.



I refuse to believe you.


He speaks the truth.



He was joking......

[KaiserSoze]

alright, alright. i have them up. pulled my drawers off and decided to chew on them a while. good thing i showered today. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

man of my word.

i got pwned by opening my mouth. actually, my mouth tastes kind of funny right now............ http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif


http://img202.echo.cx/img202/874/eat3sb.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img202.echo.cx/img202/7947/eat14yd.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img202.echo.cx/img202/764/eat25jk.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

http://img202.echo.cx/img202/5976/eat34zu.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[Roma Loom]

*cough*
*points at the last word*
*cough*

[Nacho]

KaiserSoze said:
man of my word.




That you are.

[Gryph]

Hahaha! Nice. I prefer Hanes though. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[KaiserSoze]

Gryph said:
Hahaha! Nice. I prefer Hanes though. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

i really have no preference, just colored drawers so the skidmarks are hid. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Nacho]

It adds to the flavour. Um, or so I hear. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Dutch]

bahaha, that underwear looks especially chewy.

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Chewing is not eating.

[Ras]

You know, your avatar almost had me convinced you were Kevin Spacey. Not really, but that's just the feeling I get when I see your posts. Heh. Anyway, you are indeed a man of your word, though I still maintain that King Broussard's pardon had the weight of law behind it.

[hell-angel]

Well done KaiserSoze.
Everybody, a big round of applaus for KaiserSoze.

*clap**clap**clap* http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

He did NOT live up to his word, he did not injest the underpants.

[Duoae]

Yep, well done Kaiser!

So they were green. I've never owned a green pair of underwear.... however, TMNT are green...... hmmm.....

[Agulf]

*clap**clap**clap*

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[George Broussard]

I do believe this is a first.

Well done Kaiser.

[Rider]

indeed, hail Kaiser http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

*applause*

[Acid]

haha, nice one kaiser.

[Michelangelo]

Lucky it wasn't George's http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Geir]

good job.

[Killd a ton]

I have seen people eat plan's and car's, but never underpants weal done http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Spyd]

Well done.

For that, you deserve a full pixel from a DNF screenshot, plus an update to the release date: now, DNF is no longer WID, is WIF (When is finished).

Jokes apart, you mantained (somewhat) your word, and you have guts enough to release photos of yourself chewing on underwear, so I respect you a bit more (Only a bit)

[Joe Siegler]

Inanimate Carbon Rod said:
He did NOT live up to his word, he did not injest the underpants.



I agree. Chewing is not eating. The actual eating of the underwear would mean that they wouldn't still exist. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

And it's ingest.

[Dutch]

Spyd said:
Well done.

For that, you deserve a full pixel from a DNF screenshot, plus an update to the release date: now, DNF is no longer WID, is WIF (When is finished).

Jokes apart, you mantained (somewhat) your word, and you have guts enough to release photos of yourself chewing on underwear, so I respect you a bit more (Only a bit)



lol!

[MAT]

*Everything begins fine. He registers to be a member of the forums, browses through the topics. Then he witnesses grown- ups eating their underwear.

Runs away scared and brain injured.
*

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[dark_angel]

hehe, Well done Kaiser! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

Well... Since this thread ain't closed yet, i suggest we have to find someone else who wants to eat his underwear...

Anyone who volunteers..?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Spyd]

Micki! said:
Well... Since this thread ain't closed yet, i suggest we have to find someone else who wants to eat his underwear...

Anyone who volunteers..?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif


I vote Miki! to be the next one http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[trackit]

Micki! Here is your long waited idea for Pig Cop http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Make him eat underwear http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Cerberus_e]

Kaisersoze probably just used shears/scissors http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Denz]

Denz said:
http://img86.echo.cx/img86/5245/sanstitre9nr.th.jpg (http://img86.echo.cx/my.php?image=sanstitre9nr.jpg)






Remind it, Kaiser Soze, Remind it.




So, i found the rigth colour (i posted the underwear, so its me who has found the colour not needle http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif )






What i won? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ivan]

He gets all this just for putting a pair of underwear in his mouth!? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Eat them for real! I say. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

[jimbob]

he`d better eat his undies or im gonna be damn dissapointed http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif
[edit] once again im too late http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif ah wel \o/

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Finally people start to agree with me.

[Lengis]

I never realized Kaiser was that old http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[KaiserSoze]

Lengis said:
I never realized Kaiser was that old http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



33, married, 2 sons. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Lengis]

2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons

[NutWrench]

Wow. I need to pay more attention to this forum.
I missed out on the whole underwear-eating thing. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Killd a ton]

Lengis said:
2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons



Probably older then you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[zwieback]

Killd a ton said:

Lengis said:
2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons



Probably older then you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



owned !


well kaizer was actually 23/24 when duke3d was in stores.. that's how old i am now. i'm at the age of conspiracy 23 !! WAAH !

btw: how old is draz?

[Rider]

zwieback said:

Killd a ton said:

Lengis said:
2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons



Probably older then you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



owned !


well kaizer was actually 23/24 when duke3d was in stores.. that's how old i am now. i'm at the age of conspiracy 23 !! WAAH !

btw: how old is draz?



probably 641 this year http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Tedades]

zwieback said:

Killd a ton said:

Lengis said:
2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons



Probably older then you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



owned !


well kaizer was actually 23/24 when duke3d was in stores.. that's how old i am now. i'm at the age of conspiracy 23 !! WAAH !

btw: how old is draz?




Just what I thought, 3DRealms is just waiting for everyone to die that ever played the old Duke3D and then release it... again. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif

[Roger]

George Broussard said:
I do believe this is a first.

Well done Kaiser.



To the archives with this thread!

[hell-angel]

Roger said:

George Broussard said:
I do believe this is a first.

Well done Kaiser.



To the archives with this thread!



Seconded http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SyntaxN]

respect Kaiser http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
And this thread should be archived, the biggest DNF fan ( http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif ) eats his underwear, just too funny imo

[RedSplat]

Roger said:
To the archives with this thread!



He didn't swallow!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
Everyone!!
No swallow No archive! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

RedSplat said:

Roger said:
To the archives with this thread!



He didn't swallow!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
No swallow No archive!
Everyone!!
No swallow No archive! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


What he said^
What he said^
What he said^
Etc etc ... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
[edit:] Trackit@

Micki! Here is your long waited idea for Pig Cop Make him eat underwear




I've already decided what my Pig cop drawing will look like...
In fact, i've just posted it in the DNF forum... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ivan]

Draz is in his 40s and has 2 daughters and a son I think. And I ain't stalking him. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Kaiser, was that your underwear or your son's?

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif/

[Lengis]

zwieback said:

Killd a ton said:

Lengis said:
2 sons? Married? Can you say...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

j/k. How old are the sons



Probably older then you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



owned !



Well I'm 21 so if they are older, something is seriously wrong. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Simon Charles]

Anyone who chews his own underwear to uphold the oath he swore to Duke deserves ***** respect. I don't care if he didn't swallow. All hail Kaiser.

[John]

Anybody who chews on his underwear because acouple of guys at an internet message board told him to, needs help. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[KaiserSoze]

John said:
Anybody who chews on his underwear because acouple of guys at an internet message board told him to, needs help. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



nobody told me to do anything, i offered to do it myself. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[John]

Well technically you said if DUKE NUKEM FOREVER media was released, but Joe made a post anyways about Prey.

Everybody just went along with it and said you wouldnt be cool if you didnt do it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KaiserSoze]

John said:
Well technically you said if DUKE NUKEM FOREVER media was released, but Joe made a post anyways about Prey.

Everybody just went along with it and said you wouldnt be cool if you didnt do it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



yeah, i think i could have gotten off on a technicality as there *was* actual dnf news in the issue.

[lonestar]

kaiser,

another option is to install a second hd and let it run in raid 1 mode. if your mainboard got no raid controller implemented, buy a raid pci-card. the backup data will be written simultaneously on hd2, which takes over the job, when hd1 fails.

edit:
1.
i just read page 3, where some guys already mentioned it. okay.. whatever.. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

2.
kaiser, *and take it with a grain of salt* haha..

srly, you are one crazy boy. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[SyntaxN]

yeah, i think i could have gotten off on a technicality as there *was* actual dnf news in the issue.



lol, they´ve added the small sidebar with DNF-stuff just for you in the last minute http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Joe Siegler]

KaiserSoze said:

John said:
Anybody who chews on his underwear because acouple of guys at an internet message board told him to, needs help. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



nobody told me to do anything, i offered to do it myself. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



And then you proved yourself to be such a tease.

[Micki!]

Joe3DR said:

KaiserSoze said:

John said:
Anybody who chews on his underwear because acouple of guys at an internet message board told him to, needs help. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



nobody told me to do anything, i offered to do it myself. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



And then you proved yourself to be such a tease.



He didn't had to prove that...
We knew it all along... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[KaiserSoze]

Micki! said:

Joe3DR said:

KaiserSoze said:

John said:
Anybody who chews on his underwear because acouple of guys at an internet message board told him to, needs help. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



nobody told me to do anything, i offered to do it myself. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



And then you proved yourself to be such a tease.



He didn't had to prove that...
We knew it all along... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



exactly. anyone who thought i was going to actually eat/digest my underwear was fooling themselves.

kinda like thinking we're gonna see DNF stuff sometime soon, eh joe?
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Joe Siegler]

And with that, we come to the end of the thread.

Look for it in the Greatest Hits area of the forum.

What a tease.