GTA fans, check this crazy shit out! Funny stuff!

[Dr. Kill]

I was looking for a picture of CJ holding the dildo to post in the "greatest game weapons" thread, and accidently stumbled upon this crazy bastard's site. Check it out! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Crazy McCraze's web site. (I sure hope this guy is not serious!) (http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/drted.htm)

[Water12356]

That is so ******* stupid. Especally the cut out pieces of paper.

[Dr. Kill]

no shit. That guy needs help. He's crazier than Joe Lieberman.

All of this bulls*** makes me want to go get a cup of Hot Coffee. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[pjohnsonjr]

it's on Progressive Boink, that isn't a serious article.

[Dr. Kill]

pjohnsonjr said:
it's on Progressive Boink, that isn't a serious article.



good thing. Holy shit that's crazy. People like Lieberman and Clinton make that article sound true. People are crazy, so I was fooled. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[SyntaxN]

Yeah, this guy should go to the doctor....quick!
But I don´t think that´s serious, or I hope so http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Daveman]

FamilyFirst
with Dr. Ted George

a parental resource for families who choose to have their
portraits taken in settings with noticeable terrestrial inclines



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[TerminX]

Anyone who actually thought this was serious after reading it is an idiot. You guys also believe those spam e-mails you get telling you Lord Whatshisface of Nigeria has billions of dollars in diamonds and that he needs your help, right? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[Roger]

TerminX said:
You guys also believe those spam e-mails you get telling you Lord Whatshisface of Nigeria has billions of dollars in diamonds and that he needs your help, right? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif



Well, after I helped him out, he did send me a few of them! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Dr. Kill]

TerminX said:
Anyone who actually thought this was serious after reading it is an idiot. You guys also believe those spam e-mails you get telling you Lord Whatshisface of Nigeria has billions of dollars in diamonds and that he needs your help, right? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif



I did. I'm not an idiot, I just believe anything anymore. People are crazy, and I wouldn't be surpriesed if someon thought like that fake article. Also, I just skimmed it. I didn't notice a few things. Aww f*** it. It doesn't matter. Plus, I was still a little drunk/dizzy from last night. Funny story. To sum it up, I was a bit drunk last night(a 24oz of Steel Reserve and a 40oz of Colt 45). I was at a store with a friend. All of the sudden, I look up and there was a pizza delivery guy talkin to him. He mentioned the word "Booze", and I said "BOOZE?! WHERE?" The pizza dude says "Here" and hands me about a 1/6 bottle of Kuya rum. It was good. Too bad he says it's discontinued now.

[Yatta]

Dr. Kill said:
I was looking for a picture of CJ holding the dildo to post in the "greatest game weapons" thread, and accidently stumbled upon this crazy bastard's site. Check it out! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Crazy McCraze's web site. (I sure hope this guy is not serious!) (http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/drted.htm)


The article isn't loading. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

[pjohnsonjr]

I read it back when the game was released, I think I read it about mid-november which was a few weeks after release and it was being absorbed into the market.

What IS sad, in my own disturbed mind I could actually imagine some guy with the 50's side slick hairstyle and Cliff Huxtable sweater bringing it home for his little kid who was waiting for his pops and his prim and proper wife who is like those wives in those old 50's commercials. THEN I can see the actual paper being placed over the television and the kid adhearing by those game rules. God what I do to get a stupid laugh out of something.

[Yatta]

Loads now, and I thought it was pretty funny. Heh.

[Geir]

this page is just plain silly...... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Gatinater]

They are going to rerelease with an AO rating right?

I don't see what the big deal is and why anyone would need to run out and buy a copy of the M version for double the price.

Same thing happened with SEGACD's Night trap. That was pulled from the shelf and it was the game that caused ESRB rating system. As it it was an interactive movie. And had too much nudity and gore. Some people believe it was Mortal Kombat, but night trap spawned ESRB. Anyways a cleaned up M rated SEGACD 32X version was rereleased and it sucked, because they took out all of the good stuff. And to tthis day the SEGACD version is worth a few dollars.

So I don't think it's worth spending the extra cash just to get a box, disc and instruction manual with an M on it.

Oh and i think a forum member or 3DR staffed may have tried to spoof me or their private message system is ***** up.

[GodBlitZor]

Regardless, GTA: San Andreas has quickly integrated itself into the common American childhood. By this point, playing this game is as essential and natural a component as learning to ride a bike or waking up one morning with sticky bed sheets.




Kids: One of these Carl Johnsons will not go to Hell, and the other seven are going there forever to live with the Devil. Circle the one who will be spared. (Hint: It is a sin to massacre a sidewalk full of people with a chainsaw, as well as to throw a grenade at your living room wall.)



Oh my god. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[Sniper]

Whenever you see profanity being used in a paragraph by someone with a PhD, you can bet your ass it's not real. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Sir Lemonhead]

"Vandalism of property, structure in question does not meet minimal city building codes with respect to drainage facilities."

That's the bit that had me laughing http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Mountain Man]

Dr. Kill said:

pjohnsonjr said:
it's on Progressive Boink, that isn't a serious article.



good thing. Holy shit that's crazy. People like Lieberman and Clinton make that article sound true. People are crazy, so I was fooled. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif


I can't believe you took this seriously in the first place. It's obviously a satire piece. As they say, a joke can never be too obvious.

[Gatinater]

I use to think so myself, but the educated do swear. They go through a phase in which they think they're better than everyone else and beyond swearing, but then they check back into reality eventually.

The problem with swearing is that if your around people that swear a lot you wil begin to swear to. A lot of times swearing is quicker than dealing with stress or a problem.

I agree though, foul language in an article or during an interview is unprofesional and a person with a PHD should have enough sense to make a good impression if he or she expects viewers to take him or her seriously, but as we all should know, the internet is a pranksters playground.

[Rider]

that page is pure brilliance http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pjohnsonjr]

Go into progressive boink and they have their own take of the characters from Zelda... Kinda humorous.

[Micki!]

I like the 'perfect cencorship' section..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif