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ickbar

12-09-2001, 10:32 PM

Just an odd question, but I wonder what it would be? Tequila anyone?

Co11

12-09-2001, 11:06 PM

it's obvious! He drinks colt 40.. eh?
But, scotch and soda could be another choice, or a simple beer..

He's not a kalua person though.. so no white russians for max.. :-(

Guest

12-09-2001, 11:11 PM

Water. Cold hard water. Does'nt need sunglasses or tequila. Just a gun and a glass of water.

"The gun was like a cold lump in my hand, the triple dark double mocha latte expresso was like a flaming glove in my other."

SkavenRMD

12-09-2001, 11:31 PM

Didn't Max say at some point, "Whiskey was my cure for the cold."

Co11

12-09-2001, 11:33 PM

That's what I meant! did I say scotch? I meant wiskey, thanks Skaven..

ickbar

12-10-2001, 12:01 AM

Colt 40 sounds good to me since it is the name of a gun that would suit Max well I think. Although I guess when Max is healing up and resting he problably downs all his painkillers with Whisky!!!

Hard to imagine but if your hard-boiled....

The Baskinator

12-10-2001, 01:38 AM

The Baskinator

12-10-2001, 01:45 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Co11:
it's obvious! He drinks colt 40.. eh?
But, scotch and soda could be another choice, or a simple beer..

He's not a kalua person though.. so no white russians for max.. :-(<hr></blockquote>

Ok, I didn't read that all the way through before I posted last. I AM SMARTE!

Anyway, beer is entirely too tacky, unless it were something expensive like Guinness, but the game knows it best....Max is a whiskey man. images/icons/grin.gif

And Qender,
Regarding this:

"The gun was like a cold lump in my hand, the triple dark double mocha latte expresso was like a flaming glove in my other."

Have I mentioned how cool you are? images/icons/grin.gif

Guest

12-10-2001, 02:04 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
Didn't Max say at some point, "Whiskey was my cure for the cold."<hr></blockquote>

Uh, maybe he was lying. Or maybe it was an acronym. Water Helps In Sealing Kills Every Year, WHISKEY.

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by The Baskinator:

And Qender,
Regarding this:

"The gun was like a cold lump in my hand, the triple dark double mocha latte expresso was like a flaming glove in my other."

Have I mentioned how cool you are? images/icons/grin.gif <hr></blockquote>

Yay! a girl is typing to me!

Homoludens

12-10-2001, 04:51 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Co11:
That's what I meant! did I say scotch? I meant wiskey, thanks Skaven..<hr></blockquote>

Scotch is whiskey, so you were right anyway. Unless you're talking about single malt Scotch, but Max wouldn't be interested in that, he's strictly blue collar. I'm thinking he prefers either Dewar's (like me) after a hard day of wasting baddies, or Jameson after an especially nasty night of wasting baddies.

SkavenRMD

12-11-2001, 01:41 AM

And then some pitch black java for the morning after.

Actually Sam Lake would know best. Maybe I should consult him over this... due to copyright etc reasons I doubt we're allowed to give Max any certain brand of liquor as a favorite, unless it's fictional like Kong Whiskey which Makes You Go Ape™ or Suomi Vodka from Finland, the Land of Booze and Polar Bears™.

biXen

12-11-2001, 01:43 AM

LOL images/icons/grin.gif

The Baskinator

12-11-2001, 02:09 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
And then some pitch black java for the morning after.

Actually Sam Lake would know best. Maybe I should consult him over this... due to copyright etc reasons I doubt we're allowed to give Max any certain brand of liquor as a favorite, unless it's fictional like Kong Whiskey which Makes You Go Ape™ or Suomi Vodka from Finland, the Land of Booze and Polar Bears™.<hr></blockquote>

*bursts out laughing* images/icons/grin.gif

SkavenRMD

12-11-2001, 07:37 AM

I asked Sam. Confirmed: Max's favorite whiskey is Kong Whiskey, his beer is Devil's Brew (One Hell of a Beer™), and he starts his days with a cup of pitch black Tar Java.

And apparently, since he's able to drink all this stuff, his stomach has been manufactured in the Cold Steel foundry. graemlins/hhg.gif

Twin

12-11-2001, 08:16 AM

max payne drinks ribena images/icons/tongue.gif

Co11

12-11-2001, 05:06 PM

Since Sam Lake is the man, what else is he planning to write?

The Baskinator

12-11-2001, 05:21 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
I asked Sam. Confirmed: Max's favorite whiskey is Kong Whiskey, his beer is Devil's Brew (One Hell of a Beer™), and he starts his days with a cup of pitch black Tar Java.

And apparently, since he's able to drink all this stuff, his stomach has been manufactured in the Cold Steel foundry. graemlins/hhg.gif <hr></blockquote>

There are few things I wouldn't give up to be able to talk to Sam Lake.
images/icons/grin.gif

SkavenRMD

12-12-2001, 12:23 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Since Sam Lake is the man, what else is he planning to write?<hr></blockquote>

Well, how about... our next game?