Duke quotes in idle state

[pec]

In Duke3D when the player stood there and did nothing Duke said the following two quotes from time to time:

"What are you waiting for?! Christmas?"
"Come oooon."

They recorded some more for Caleb. But what do you think, what quotes should Duke also say in DNF when in idle state?

Here are my suggestions:

- *Duke whistling the Grabbag theme*
- "Damn, where's a toilet when you need one?"
- "I could sure take a piss now."
- "Hmm. Seems this one takes forever."
- "Heelloooo... are you at the toilet?! ... Come back here! I got some ass to kick!... When are you done finally?!" (no pun intended)

And imagine you play DNF and you really go to the toilet for a moment, leave your speakers on and hear Duke say the last quote. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cerberus_e]

that's not really immersive, your last quote http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I think they should make fun of their previous quotes, but choose a different holiday http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"what are you waiting for? eastern?"

[FireFly]

"What are you waiting for? DNF?"

[Cerberus_e]

even better http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Assault]

He also said "Hmmmm, where is it?" When you pressed the USE button a lot around walls, looking for secret doors.
Maybe this would make a comeback as well.

[Emultra]

All are pretty nice.

[Cerberus_e]

Assault said:
He also said "Hmmmm, where is it?" When you pressed the USE button a lot around walls, looking for secret doors.
Maybe this would make a comeback as well.



"you STILL haven't found where it is?" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pec]

Cerberus_e said:
that's not really immersive, your last quote http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



What's wrong with my last quote?

[FireFly]

It breaks the fourth wall. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall)

[Bud Bundy]

Cerberus_e said:
that's not really immersive, your last quote http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I think they should make fun of their previous quotes, but choose a different holiday http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"what are you waiting for? eastern?"


better than yours "what are you waiting for? eastern?" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Cerberus_e]

firefly, where do you get all those words, you never fail to astonish me http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[Emultra]

Dictionary + time. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[FireFly]

Cerberus_e said:
firefly, where do you get all those words, you never fail to astonish me http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif


I recommend picking up a good English novel.

[ZuljinRaynor]

When you look for a secret door, after a while Duke says, "It's not free..." or you see a block fly on the screen screaming "I'm free."

[pec]

FireFly said:
It breaks the fourth wall. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall)



Well, I understand: it breaks the boundary between the fiction and the audience.

But hey, quotes like "What are you waiting for?" do it aswell, because they also address the player (audience) directly.

And besides, DNF is a special game which doesn't care about realism or any fourth walls. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[pec]

Assault said:
He also said "Hmmmm, where is it?" When you pressed the USE button a lot around walls, looking for secret doors.
Maybe this would make a comeback as well.



But these aren't quotes which were being used in idle mode/state!

Please don't make this thread go OT.

[Cerberus_e]

3DR said they want to make an immersive game.
and besides, asking a player if he's on the toilet breaks the immersion more than asking where he is waiting for http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[dark_angel]

Cerberus_e said:
firefly, where do you get all those words, you never fail to astonish me http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



FireFly has improved a lot since the last 3 years!

It seems that he is working a lot on himself and it is actually paying off http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[FireFly]

pec said:
But hey, quotes like "What are you waiting for?" do it aswell, because they also address the player (audience) directly.



Perhaps, but they're not quite so explicit about it. When Duke says "What are you waiting for?" he could be talking to himself.

[SyntaxN]

- *Duke whistling the Grabbag theme*
- "Damn, where's a toilet when you need one?"
- "Hmm. Seems this one takes forever."



these ones are great http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Evil Angel]

Cerberus_e said:
3DR said they want to make an immersive game.
and besides, asking a player if he's on the toilet breaks the immersion more than asking where he is waiting for http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



I dunno. What if you were on the toilet and within earshot and you heard it. You could argue it's actually holding the immersion by keeping you involved even when you're not in the room. We all know we're playing a game at the end of the day.

I pretty much liked them all. Was trying to think of some ones myself but I've drunk too much cider and Lost is on in a bit so I'm off. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[cladinshadows]

what about duke saying...
"Now I've got to wait...this sucks."

[Denz]

Generally, when people go to the toillet, they pause the game. http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/3/cereal_killer.gif

[Roma Loom]

Duke starts to dial random numbers using his cell phone and throws a joke or two to the person on the other end...

[Rider]

Roma Loom said:
Duke starts to dial random numbers using his cell phone and throws a joke or two to the person on the other end...



"Sam this is Duke, stop talking smack behind my back when I'm gone!"

[neuromancer]

Rider said:
"Sam this is Duke, stop talking smack behind my back when I'm gone!"



This one is great!

[Emultra]

I don't get it.

[neuromancer]

Emultra said:
I don't get it.



In a SS2 level, there was a usable, classic, English-style (red) phone box from which Sam could make a phone call to Duke. Very funny!

[edit]: it was a SS1-Episode2 level actually.

[echotree]

Roma Loom said:
Duke starts to dial random numbers using his cell phone and throws a joke or two to the person on the other end...



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif that's top so far I think!

I keep thinking about "Idle" moments from "Conker's Bad Firmament" During which, the little basterd just dicked around - exactly where I left him idling.

On this note... what if - in the Easy mode - letting the game go idle for a few minutes... Duke stands up, checks his weapons, fires a few 'warning shots', then casually struts onward through the stage A U T O M A T ically? Checking the place out, and maybe taking care of a few 'idle' baddies?

Naturally, the game would 'autosave' first OR 'Idle-save'. This particular "player idle" scenario would obviously be a new slant on the enchanting 'DEMOs' that were (are) so cool.
maybe the idle engine could be dipped in by various progammers, level-test peoples, designers, web Masters, lords of antiquity, zealots of infamy... stuff like that?

What do you think?
Should Duke just twiddle his guns while the Player tends to other things? What about Pause mode?

[echotree]

SS2 level...



Please... System Shock 2 = SS2

Sorry, I got confused about how easy it can be to totally botch-up the fusion of humor and horror. Nevermind the STORY, Bah!

[SyntaxN]

On this note... what if - in the Easy mode - letting the game go idle for a few minutes... Duke stands up, checks his weapons, fires a few 'warning shots', then casually struts onward through the stage A U T O M A T ically? Checking the place out, and maybe taking care of a few 'idle' baddies?


The idea with Duke shooting in the air is great! He should say something like "I´m waiting for ya little pigs" then http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[hell-angel]

SyntaxN said:

On this note... what if - in the Easy mode - letting the game go idle for a few minutes... Duke stands up, checks his weapons, fires a few 'warning shots', then casually struts onward through the stage A U T O M A T ically? Checking the place out, and maybe taking care of a few 'idle' baddies?


The idea with Duke shooting in the air is great! He should say something like "I´m waiting for ya little pigs" then http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



No, that would waste bullets and that's not wanted IMO.

[SyntaxN]

No, that would waste bullets and that's not wanted IMO.


Well, he shouldn´t do that when there are only 10 shells left for the shotgun for example, but when you´ve 40 it shouldn´t be a problem imo...
Or, this shot is for free means no ammo gets wasted, a little bit unrealistic but fun > realism http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Guere]

He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...

[hell-angel]

Guere said:
He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...



I like this idea. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Or even better, he takes out a hooters(sp?) magazine or a playboy or something. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Rider]

hell-angel said:

Guere said:
He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...



I like this idea. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Or even better, he takes out a hooters(sp?) magazine or a playboy or something. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"Hmm, Centerfolds" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

What about Duke taking his Mypod (instead of Ipod http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif) and listens to the DN3D theme... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cerberus_e]

and then starts a moshpit with all strippers

[Emultra]

"Hi, my name is Duke...Duke...uuh, what was it now, again? It's been forever since I said it. Well, from now on, I'll be known as Duke Countington!"

[Piano Man]

I always loved the quote - "Chestnuts roasting, as I open fire..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Or if you don't touch the computer for a while - "C'mon, c'mon - get the lead out..."

[hell-angel]

Rider said:

hell-angel said:

Guere said:
He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...



I like this idea. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Or even better, he takes out a hooters(sp?) magazine or a playboy or something. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"Hmm, Centerfolds" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



*drool* http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Mr.Sociopath]

Re: Duke quotes in idle state :

"I feel lonely" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
or
"where's my killer instinct gone?"
edit:
"hmm..now some time to spank the monkey.."
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Tedades]

Duke should have a sock in his pocket, in form of a rabbit. He puts the sock on his hand and makes stupid remarks.

[Orochi Avlis]

He should explore each weapon.

For the mighty boot, he could scrape off a Pig Cops' eye.
For the Golden Eagle (if he has one), he could spin it, and throw it into the air.
For the shrinker, he could accidently shoot towards his crotch and make a remark about it.
Same with the freezer.
With the assualt rifle, he could do that whole army salute thing and juggle it around.

[Emultra]

Orochi Avlis said:
He should explore each weapon.

For the mighty boot, he could scrape off a Pig Cops' eye.
For the Golden Eagle (if he has one), he could spin it, and throw it into the air.
For the shrinker, he could accidently shoot towards his crotch and make a remark about it.
Same with the freezer.
With the assualt rifle, he could do that whole army salute thing and juggle it around.



Yep, definately, good idea.

[necroslut]

Tedades said:
Duke should have a sock in his pocket, in form of a rabbit. He puts the sock on his hand and makes stupid remarks.



Best idea yet! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Cerberus_e]

TodesZiege said:

Tedades said:
Duke should have a sock in his pocket, in form of a rabbit. He puts the sock on his hand and makes stupid remarks.



Best idea yet! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



I agree, very funny http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Roma Loom]

Orochi Avlis said:
He should explore each weapon.
...
Same with the freezer.



Actually the idle action for the Freezer was already defined: Duke grabs few ice cubes somewhere from the Freezer and puts them into the glass of [put any alcohol drink name here].

The idle actions were best implemented in American McGee's Alice so far - that was really funny.

[Orochi Avlis]

Roma Loom said:

Orochi Avlis said:
He should explore each weapon.
...
Same with the freezer.



Actually the idle action for the Freezer was already defined: Duke grabs few ice cubes somewhere from the Freezer and puts them into the glass of [put any alcohol drink name here].



But he could have multiple.

It would be cool if he froze his twig and berries by accident, then say: "I thought I knew cold when I met Bombshell...."

[hell-angel]

Cerberus_e said:

TodesZiege said:

Tedades said:
Duke should have a sock in his pocket, in form of a rabbit. He puts the sock on his hand and makes stupid remarks.



Best idea yet! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



I agree, very funny http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



It's funny, but not very duke like IMO. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[The Doctor]

Duke should juggle with pipe bombs (and almost drop one) http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

The Doctor said:
Duke should juggle with pipe bombs (and almost drop one) http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"Hmm, haven't seen THAT button before... I wonder if..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[SyntaxN]

Micki! said:

The Doctor said:
Duke should juggle with pipe bombs (and almost drop one) http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"Hmm, haven't seen THAT button before... I wonder if..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Great one, he should say that in front of one of those red *never press me* buttons http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Cerberus_e]

hell-angel said:

Cerberus_e said:

TodesZiege said:

Tedades said:
Duke should have a sock in his pocket, in form of a rabbit. He puts the sock on his hand and makes stupid remarks.



Best idea yet! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



I agree, very funny http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



It's funny, but not very duke like IMO. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



oh, it is duke like.
ridiculous = tough (since the last years http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif).
duke = tough.
duke does something ridiculous = duke is tough http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Nukkus]

"What are you making ME wait for? It's DONE, you ingrate!"

[Micki!]

This isn't exactly a quote, but an idle animation...
Just like in Metroid PRime 1-2 you slowly looked around and stuff if you were idling... (<--SP?!?)

Duke could:
- slowly look around, and his head would follow chicks if some walked by... (maybe he could whistle to her)
- Duke slowly looks around, and takes a look at the ground where a cockroach is crawling... *SPLAT* (with his boot http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

Maybe Duke could come with special Quotes, that only come when idling on certain locations... Like standing in front of a sign, or when being in a demolished building/city...

[Mr.Sociopath]

Micki! said:

Duke could:
- slowly look around, and his head would follow chicks if some walked by... (maybe he could whistle to her)






makes me think of gta:sa when you are idle.. Carl looks around.. either at cops passing by, chicks passing by, or people talking, people running..probably others that I haven't noticed..
anyway I liked that a lot..If he could even get involved in something without consequence would be better...
exemple..chicks stopping by asking for autograph(so he signs them).. chicks stopping by to give blowjobs(so he "stuff" them).. people stopping to say stuff to duke like "move out of the way you freak"(so he smash them) or more interesting/funny stuff..or long pointless conversation..and if the player starts to move again he could just push the person out of the way and continue, which wouldn't cause problems to the rate of the gameplay(even if i'd prefer if it would http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif)

[cladinshadows]

Nukkus said:
"What are you making ME wait for? It's DONE, you ingrate!"



I like this one best so far haha!

[Echo Black]

I'd like him to twirl and spin his Desert Eagle, and I hope it's chrome-colored, because bright gold looks really goofy in such a big weapon. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[hell-angel]

Micki! said:
- Duke slowly looks around, and takes a look at the ground where a cockroach is crawling... *SPLAT* (with his boot http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)




Only if he sais: "I hope this wasn't someones uncle."

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

hell-angel said:

Micki! said:
- Duke slowly looks around, and takes a look at the ground where a cockroach is crawling... *SPLAT* (with his boot http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)




Only if he sais: "I hope this wasn't someones uncle."

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"Oh, then this *SPLAT* Must be your auntie... Who knows, they all look the same don't they.." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Yeah, i just saw Men In Black in TV... I think the line was different though... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[hell-angel]

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif LMAO, that line is indeed a bit different, but only the last part. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif Don't remember exactly what it was though so you could be right. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[roryok]

"I hate waiting..."

"Lets get this done!"

"C'mon, I've been waiting forever"

"My trigger finger's gettin itchy..."

"Where's a bar when you need one"

"Whatcha waiting for - WMDs?"

[Micki!]

roryok said:


"My trigger finger's gettin itchy..."





I really like that one...
It fits to Duke... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

[Cerberus_e]

"it's not because you had to wait, that I have to wait too!"

[hell-angel]

Cerberus_e said:
"it's not because you had to wait, that I have to wait too!"



Now that one is funny. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

"Come on, let's nukem them."

[The Dukenator]

"The hell with this waiting, I'm getting a beer. I'll be ready for asskicking when you return."
Sits down at the local bar drinking beer and having a good time with the pigcops and interacts with the strippers.
You know, he's being friendly as he's not asskicking at the moment.

If you make Duke wait too long, he gets drunk. This would cause Duke to do really funny shit.
When you do return to play some more, he sobers up so he can kick ass.

[hell-angel]

Nice idea, but the idle state is usually very short, when you are waiting for an enemy to show up or something. And this is to long for it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[baff]

Denz said:
Generally, when people go to the toillet, they pause the game. http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/3/cereal_killer.gif



I have a laptop now. Previously I used the bottle method.

Have you played Sacred at all?

In the idle state it says "What are you waiting for, Christmas?"

Somtimes it says "What are you waiting for, Christmas? OH no , I'm turning into ......................The Duke."

[hell-angel]

baff said:

Denz said:
Generally, when people go to the toillet, they pause the game. http://forum.presence-pc.com/images/perso/3/cereal_killer.gif



I have a laptop now. Previously I used the bottle method.

Have you played Sacred at all?

In the idle state it says "What are you waiting for, Christmas?"

Somtimes it says "What are you waiting for, Christmas? OH no , I'm turning into ......................The Duke."



Cool. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ca Desert man]

yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.

[hell-angel]

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[roryok]

hell-angel said:

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Yes. Duke is likely a moderate drinker and solves his problems with dialogue, not violence.

[Ca Desert man]

Wait are you telling me that duke Nukem doesn't solve things with violence?

[Micki!]

roryok said:

hell-angel said:

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Yes. Duke is likely a moderate drinker and solves his problems with dialogue, not violence.



*Pigcop attacks*
Duke: "Wait, let's discuss politics instead..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[roryok]

Micki! said:

roryok said:

hell-angel said:

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Yes. Duke is likely a moderate drinker and solves his problems with dialogue, not violence.



*Pigcop attacks*
Duke: "Wait, let's discuss politics instead..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif


Pigcop: "Indeed. Perhaps over a game of backgammon?"

[hell-angel]

roryok said:

hell-angel said:

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Yes. Duke is likely a moderate drinker and solves his problems with dialogue, not violence.



No, he doesn't throw up. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Micki!]

roryok said:

Micki! said:

roryok said:

hell-angel said:

Ca Desert man said:
yeah duke should be able to go to a bar get really drunk and tipsy pick a fight with a pig cop stomp a mudhole in that pig cops @$$ and then throw up in the alley if you would want to.



A bit overkill and totally so NOT duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



Yes. Duke is likely a moderate drinker and solves his problems with dialogue, not violence.



*Pigcop attacks*
Duke: "Wait, let's discuss politics instead..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif


Pigcop: "Indeed. Perhaps over a game of backgammon?"



OMG, Duke's gone "Ol' british"..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

[jimbob]

roryok said:
Pigcop: "Indeed. Perhaps over a game of backgammon?"

now that would be an interesting game http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Cerberus_e]

that's not fair, I forgot the rules of backgammon http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif I thought it was cockwise but could also be counter-clockwise http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
maybe FireFly is right after all... ADD will see that I suck and change the rules of backgammon to the way I play it http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

Cerberus_e said:
that's not fair, I forgot the rules of backgammon http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif I thought it was cockwise



No WONDER you can't play it right..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Cerberus_e]

ADD isn't needed anymore, Micki! explained it all http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[roryok]

Dukes evening begins in the gentlemen's club where said gents are discussing wittgenstein over a game of boules.

Suddenly a raucus outside draws their attention.

"Egads!" Cries duke. "Alien Riff raff have invaded the earth!"

The other fellows encourage mr nukem to put a stop to the senseless carnage outdoors.

And so Lord Duke Reginald Nukem, the Third Earl of Vegas, Steps out into the night to show those ruffians what for.

"Its time to kick bottom and smoke my pipe. And I can't find my pipe."

[Micki!]

roryok said:
Dukes evening begins in the gentlemen's club where said gents are discussing wittgenstein over a game of boules.

Suddenly a raucus outside draws their attention.

"Egads!" Cries duke. "Alien Riff raff have invaded the earth!"

The other fellows encourage mr nukem to put a stop to the senseless carnage outdoors.

And so Lord Duke Reginald Nukem, the Third Earl of Vegas, Steps out into the night to show those ruffians what for.

"Its time to kick bottom and smoke my pipe. And I can't find my pipe."



Hahaha..! That made me laugh out loud..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I especially liked the part with Lord Duke (Which basicly is the same thing, so it's like saying Duke Duke, or Lord Lord..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif)

Anyways..!
I guess this means Duke will go through the game by kicking butt with his horse rider boots, and throw muffins, Buttered scones, and very hot Earl-grey Tea at his enemies..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"Get back here you filthy beast..! I challenge thou to a duel" *hits chin gently with a rubber glove* http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Big poppa]

"This job sucks"

[Denz]

"Right upon your ass" When you shoot at a fleeing pig http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Tang Lung]

Micki! said:

Cerberus_e said:
that's not fair, I forgot the rules of backgammon http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif I thought it was cockwise



No WONDER you can't play it right..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



HAHA! Im trying not laugh out loud too much here! : http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

It's a Christmas tradition of mine to fire up Duke 3D and wait for him to say ''what are you waiting for, christmas?'', to which I reply ''yes, actually''. And then I exit the game.

Which reminds me! *fires up Duke 3D*

[Water12356]

I say Duke should go off and day dream about babes, ass kicking, and other things if your gone a long time. Because who's mind dosnt start to wander a bit while or just sitting around bored? Before this happens maybe you could hear some of his internal thoughts. Not necessarly the stuff he says out loud... Provides some more of Duke's personialty and different elements of humor.

With the cell phone idea, Duke can look though his little black book and call some of the names. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[baff]

Duke should start picking his nose.

after a bit longer...

maybe start flicking it around at stuff.

a bit later on...

Maybe after a bit of practise he could start taking down flies.

eventually...

Maybe after a few flies he could attempt some trick shots. Bounce one off a wall into a fly or a banana shot. Multikill.. two flies with one booger. billiard ball them into each other.

hours later...

maybe the Duke can flick a booger at fly and then instantly zoom in to follow it in macro vision. Following the fly all the way down in a smoking spiral of crash and burn Stuka siren wailing. In a mad second of totally disorientating acid trip.

[Micki!]

Water12356 said:
I say Duke should go off and day dream about babes, ass kicking, and other things if your gone a long time. Because who's mind dosnt start to wander a bit while or just sitting around bored? Before this happens maybe you could hear some of his internal thoughts. Not necessarly the stuff he says out loud... Provides some more of Duke's personialty and different elements of humor.

With the cell phone idea, Duke can look though his little black book and call some of the names. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Hehe, i like the idea of hearing his thoughts... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[naddie]

"What are you waiting for? Me?"

"Mmm.... Bubble Gum."

"I guess there's time to play with myself."

*takes leak wherever he is standing* "Ahh... much better."

"Come on, move it, dickwad."

"This isn't funny, jackass."

"This is why I work alone."

"It's time to kick ass and... mmmm...... Bubble Gum." *chewing noises*

"My ass is itchin, and I can't do shit."


To me, Duke talks too much in the newer games. I like the old Duke3D - very short lines. He was a wise cracker that says only what needs to be said!

duke got real annoying especially in the Manhatten Project.

[Tedades]

Maybe, if Dukes idle he should receive calls from his mother, or prank call other people.

or Some fly comes flying in front of Dukes face cracking jokes

[Denz]

"Gag on my Gun, you crazy slut."

[alessnet]

"you wanted sreenshots ? it's time to take it"

[Roger]

"You've waited for a decade or three to make me wait? Oh, the irony!"

[Denz]

"Die slow moverFocker"
"Tasty hehh?" (talking about the bullets)
"Be or not to be... Anyway you die"
"Maria will have to clean this mess"
"You were made out of pee?"
"Gag on my gun, you piece of shiet"
"I wonder where is Master Shiet" (halo hero)

Oh well it's not in idle state. It's when you will monsters.

[SyntaxN]

Denz said:
"Be or not to be... Anyway you die"



lol, good one http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Ivan]

SyntaxN said:

Denz said:
"Be or not to be... Anyway you die"



lol, good one http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



"To be or not to be". http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

[Denz]

In french it's Être ou ne pas être, i translated that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Anomalous Entity]

I'd like a couple of his old ones to make a comeback:

*Cracks knuckes * "Come on."

"What are you waiting for? Christmas?" (or Duke Nukem 5 http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

I wouldn't mind if after a very long time, there's an extra recording in which Duke breaks down into one of his own rants about Duke Nukem Forever. The idle state could give such a lot of opportunities to make a few jokes about it, and at least a few would be appreciated. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

"Hmmmmmmm, after all this time of waiting for it this is all you can think of doing......?"
________________________________

Duke: "Hmmmmmm, looks like I've got time to play with myself...."

*Scruffling in pants and tinkering of belt*

Duke: "Where is it? Ha!"

*Pulls out mobile and starts playing Duke Nukem Mobile*
________________________________

Maybe a little reference to Red Dwarf:

Duke: "I wonder how I'm looking...."

*Pulls out mirror*

Duke: "Damn, I'm lookin' good!"

*Does some other idle action for a few minutes*

Duke: "I wonder how I'm looking now...."

*Pulls out mirror*

Duke: "Damn, I'm still lookin' good!"

[Montykoro!]

C'mon i dont hurt you....i'm only kick your ass

Some very pig's some very bullet a perfect balance

I'm The "Master Chief" of your alien ass

I ll shoot...you bleed... you die...

(Before duke stomp a "shrinked" enemy)

Size matters... I told you...

[Denz]

"Like i once said: I'm gonna kick your ass."

[hollander]

when you stand still to long:


what the hell, I cant move! whats going on!!!

[alessnet]

Denz said:
"Die slow moverFocker"
"Tasty hehh?" (talking about the bullets)
"Be or not to be... Anyway you die"
"Maria will have to clean this mess"
"You were made out of pee?"
"Gag on my gun, you piece of shiet"
"I wonder where is Master Shiet" (halo hero)

Oh well it's not in idle state. It's when you will monsters.



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif !

[Poltergeist]

"I hate f*cking keyboards!"

"MOVE IT, BITCH!"

"Atleast put me on pause, for god's sake!"

"Friggin' afkers."

And then one where it turns the volume out loud to reach the player in the washroom or w/e...

"Stop jacking off and put me on pause mode"

or

"WIPE YOUR ASS CLEAN ALREADY!"

[Micki!]

What about random Messages (from the console for instance) Which gives you comments...

Like

- Move it already..!
- Forgot pause..?
- Still waiting for idle quotes ehh..?
- etc...

Then Duke could make quote's that sound more relevant to the gameworld, rather than making constant quotes to/about the player...

[Denz]

Or when you watch a stripper a long time:



"Pervert!"





http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

Denz said:
Or when you watch a stripper a long time:



"Pervert!"





http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/nelson3.gif
Hahaha! That actually made me laugh... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
That line should be in imo... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[silver]

Guere said:
He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...



Maybe he could fall asleep afterall. The picture could go black and slowly a stripper or two would fade from the dark. They would dance and the picture could be a bit distorted implying that this is a dream. Strippers should have random colored underwear and/or random colored hair.

Dancing strippers would be like a screensaver... appearing after 5 mins or more.

Then when you move the mouse again he could wake up with a "HuMHRF" like you suggested.

*edit* I would then never close DNF.

[thanatar]

"i'm glad to be here.. but please move your ass"
"Long time ago since i called my mom.." ( eng. correct? :P )
"i think i've forgot the stove"
"stop camping, this is not counterstrike"

[roryok]

"make mine a beer"

"You done wiping yet?"

"gonna have to kick YOUR ass if you don't get back here soon"

"don't make me climb out there and kick your ass"

"hmmm... where was I going?"



Also I got one thats not for idle state, but I can't find the other thread for quotes.

You run into a dead guy in a familiar looking bio-hazard suit, dead on a toilet or something

"guess he was tryin to let off some STEAM"

or dead at the end of a sewage pipe

"almost a free man..."

cheesy I know, but quotes like "one doomed marine" / "ain't afraid of no quake" really made dn3d

[SLV Taxi]

Piano Man said:
I always loved the quote - "Chestnuts roasting, as I open fire..." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Or if you don't touch the computer for a while - "C'mon, c'mon - get the lead out..."



I think its 'Pig nuts roasting as i open fire'.

[SLV Taxi]

naddie said:
"What are you waiting for? Me?"

"Mmm.... Bubble Gum."

"I guess there's time to play with myself."

*takes leak wherever he is standing* "Ahh... much better."

"Come on, move it, dickwad."

"This isn't funny, jackass."

"This is why I work alone."

"It's time to kick ass and... mmmm...... Bubble Gum." *chewing noises*

"My ass is itchin, and I can't do shit."


To me, Duke talks too much in the newer games. I like the old Duke3D - very short lines. He was a wise cracker that says only what needs to be said!

duke got real annoying especially in the Manhatten Project.



Well put naddie.

[Zenix]

"Maybe if I stand here long enough the world will save itself."

[baff]

If you don't want me to use this gun, I'm going to throw it away.

[hell-angel]

Zenix said:
"Maybe if I stand here long enough the world will save itself."



That's a good one. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Maybe not really duke but still cynical (sp?) enough to be good. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[pec]

silver said:

Guere said:
He could also slowly fall asleep; you could see the screen turn to black by two borders (from the top and from the bottom) and then at the last second the screen turns back to normal while you hear him go "HuMHRF" (like a sudden wake up sound he makes)...



Maybe he could fall asleep afterall. The picture could go black and slowly a stripper or two would fade from the dark. They would dance and the picture could be a bit distorted implying that this is a dream. Strippers should have random colored underwear and/or random colored hair.

Dancing strippers would be like a screensaver... appearing after 5 mins or more.

Then when you move the mouse again he could wake up with a "HuMHRF" like you suggested.

*edit* I would then never close DNF.



I love that idea! Should be in. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

[Anomalous Entity]

hell-angel said:

Zenix said:
"Maybe if I stand here long enough the world will save itself."



That's a good one. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Maybe not really duke but still cynical (sp?) enough to be good. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



I second that, that's quite a good one.

[big fat lazy]

Anomalous Entity said:

hell-angel said:

Zenix said:
"Maybe if I stand here long enough the world will save itself."



That's a good one. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Maybe not really duke but still cynical (sp?) enough to be good. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



I second that, that's quite a good one.


I third that, and the idea about him falling asleep.

[DavoX]

Holy fkucin sh!t, why is everyone talking about idle states, every single one of you know that you wont leave duke alone, never!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

DavoX said:

Holy fkucin sh!t, why is everyone talking about idle states, every single one of you know that you wont leave duke alone, never!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Why not..? He made us wait, no it's his turn..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> J/K, we all love his games... </td></tr></table> http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

[Denz]

"Die you shitty sucky son of a bitch!''

[roryok]

"hmmmm... you're missing the titties...

made you look."

[hell-angel]

Micki! said:

DavoX said:

Holy fkucin sh!t, why is everyone talking about idle states, every single one of you know that you wont leave duke alone, never!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Why not..? He made us wait, no it's his turn..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> J/K, we all love his games... </td></tr></table> http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif



hehe, that is true, on both accounts. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Doorhenge]

H'mm I wanna join in.

If you're standing still in front of a stripper for too long:
"Keep doing that and you'll go blind."
"Someday I'll have to make the time to play with myself"

If you're in good health:
"I've got a full tank of health, my armor is maxed out, a half a pack of smokes, and it's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses."

Among a horde of angry aliens:
"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I'll make the worms eat them!"

Misc:
"I better get going - I need to return these bullets to the aliens I stole 'em from."
"If I don't get going, I AM going to miss Oprah!"
"I'm losing valuable shootin' and bulk-up time!"
"Did I leave my oven on?"
"Maybe I should change my name to 'Duke Stare-em'"
"I understand now - Violence is an expression of cultural misunderstanding. All I really need is passive resistance. Or I could be thinkin' too much again."
"I finally did it. I drank so much I forgot how to shoot people."
/singsongingly "I got a booger in my nose and I can't get it out."
"If I wait here long enough I'll get to see what Christmas in Las Vegas looks like. It'll be blisterin' eye pokin' color."
"Why hurry, as soon as I rescue the President he'll just go on vacation again."
"Sometimes, I just like to hold my gun."
"I'm fine - I'm just reflecting on the Upanishads."
"The doctor will be a professor by the time I get to him."


If 3d Realms wants to use any of this crap, they're free to do so.

[The Dukenator]

"I'm tired of waiting for you." Duke walks offscreen after waiting for 20 mins.
"I must be getting too old for this shit."

Swiped from Wolf ET:
"Yeah, right, like YOU have anything better to do!"

[Anomalous Entity]

Maybe he could walk with his view off the scene, like the backdrop in a movie studio, and he goes off to chat with a Pig Cop co-actor or take a leak. Would be a little too difficult to graphically augment though I suppose.

[pec]

"Uuuh, I can see an unaligned texture from here." http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

^this one has just popped up in my mind

[roryok]

"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"

[pec]

roryok said:
"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"



Uuuh, that's a mean one. Hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And next day we read it in the newspaper: "Gamer killed 3DR employees, because he got pissed off by a bluescreen which appeared after he had left the game for a minute and which crashed his DNF forever!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[roryok]

pec said:

roryok said:
"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"



Uuuh, that's a mean one. Hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And next day we read it in the newspaper: "Gamer killed 3DR employees, because he got pissed off by a bluescreen which appeared after he had left the game for a minute and which crashed his DNF forever!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



and the moral of the story is?

Games promote violence of course. It's obvious. Even when the guy never got to play the game. Its violence.

And WW2? That was caused by video games. Advanced temporal video games from the future that affect things in the past!

[Micki!]

roryok said:

pec said:

roryok said:
"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"



Uuuh, that's a mean one. Hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And next day we read it in the newspaper: "Gamer killed 3DR employees, because he got pissed off by a bluescreen which appeared after he had left the game for a minute and which crashed his DNF forever!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



and the moral of the story is?

Games promote violence of course. It's obvious. Even when the guy never got to play the game. Its violence.

And WW2? That was caused by video games. Advanced temporal video games from the future that affect things in the past!



Of course...
That's pure logical thinking there... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Denz]

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/643/sanstitrej6mc.th.jpg (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sanstitrej6mc.jpg)

"Woman: Oh Duke! We're all gonna die..."
"Duke: No baby, they're all gonna die."

When DNF will come out it will kick majorass. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Micki!]

"I'm getting stiff knees..!"
Or re-phrasing it:
"My knees are getting stiff..!"

Somehow, i'd like this one to be in... it could fit well i think...

[hell-angel]

Micki! said:
"I'm getting stiff knees..!"
Or re-phrasing it:
"My knees are getting stiff..!"

Somehow, i'd like this one to be in... it could fit well i think...



my advice, stop thinking. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

Maybe something from the lethal weapon movie(s):
*sigh* I am getting to old for this sh*t.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Micki!]

hell-angel said:

Micki! said:
"I'm getting stiff knees..!"
Or re-phrasing it:
"My knees are getting stiff..!"

Somehow, i'd like this one to be in... it could fit well i think...



my advice, stop thinking. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif




You don't like it..? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Amakou]

"Aliens don't kill themselves, you know..."

[hell-angel]

Micki! said:

hell-angel said:

Micki! said:
"I'm getting stiff knees..!"
Or re-phrasing it:
"My knees are getting stiff..!"

Somehow, i'd like this one to be in... it could fit well i think...



my advice, stop thinking. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif




You don't like it..? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif



Well, I get the hint, I just think it's to subtle. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[JMB]

"Man, I need to take a massive shit."
"I ain't got time to wait. I've got some aliens to kill!"
"What are you waiting for? I've got some babes to save."

[after five minutes of inactivity] "Damn it... if you don't hurry up..." [and after ten or so minutes of inactivity] "Alright... that's it. I'm off to rip alien heads off. Game over." [game ends]

[DavoX]

"Eye for an Eye....right?....bastard"


http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[jazgour]

roryok said:

pec said:

roryok said:
"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"



Uuuh, that's a mean one. Hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And next day we read it in the newspaper: "Gamer killed 3DR employees, because he got pissed off by a bluescreen which appeared after he had left the game for a minute and which crashed his DNF forever!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



and the moral of the story is?

Games promote violence of course. It's obvious. Even when the guy never got to play the game. Its violence.

And WW2? That was caused by video games. Advanced temporal video games from the future that affect things in the past!



Indeed, quite obvious...afterall It is perfectly logical

[pec]

jazgour said:

roryok said:

pec said:

roryok said:
"I'm gonna bluescreen your ass, you don't get back here"



Uuuh, that's a mean one. Hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

And next day we read it in the newspaper: "Gamer killed 3DR employees, because he got pissed off by a bluescreen which appeared after he had left the game for a minute and which crashed his DNF forever!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



and the moral of the story is?

Games promote violence of course. It's obvious. Even when the guy never got to play the game. Its violence.

And WW2? That was caused by video games. Advanced temporal video games from the future that affect things in the past!



Indeed, quite obvious...afterall It is perfectly logical



Then let's hope the bluescreen will never appear in DNF or we will have another Columbine school massacre. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Singularity]

"We are NOT in Soviet Russia, so you still gotta wait till I'm done"

[DavoX]

"My crotch is itching, why the hell GB didnt include a crotch scratching feature? Damn im lookin good"

(i had to make it duke'ish with the last phrase http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif )

[Tim. Just Tim.]

What are you waiting for? Christmas?
What are you waiting for? DNF2?

BTW joe, strike tag doesnt seem to work.

[Highlag]

Dont be such a cry baby (to a shrinked pigcop running around) http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[peoplessi]

"Hey, (atleast) it is done"

[Malgon]

"I thought you'd be tired of waiting by now"
"If GB finds out I'm late to a babe rescue he'll kill me"

These are just a couple of lame ones. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif

[roryok]

"you takin a dump or somethin? Lemme know when its done"

[Micki!]

roryok said:
"you takin a dump or somethin? Lemme know when its done"



Haha..!

[big fat lazy]

Micki! said:

roryok said:
"you takin a dump or somethin? Lemme know when its done"



Haha..!


Seconded.

[Denz]

See it, touch it, want it?


When you pee! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Micki!]

Denz said:
See it, touch it, want it?


When you pee! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif

[Anomalous Entity]

I wonder why no-one can think of political incorrection as something other than toilet jokes...

[Denz]

God bless the babes.





??? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

[Malgon]

roryok said:
"you takin a dump or somethin? Lemme know when its done"



Thirded.

[pec]

roryok said:
"you takin a dump or somethin? Lemme know when its done"



Hide this one from FireFly or he will complain that it breaks the "Fourth Wall" again. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Personally I think the both toilet jokes - this one and the one I posted at the beginning (see quote below) - add a funny element to DNF. Sure, they address the player directly, but who cares. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


"Heelloooo... are you at the toilet?! ... Come back here! I got some ass to kick!... When are you done finally?!"