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dudetheman19
09-15-2005, 09:05 AM
Post who you think is the wierdest/oddest/oddcreepiest/oddlycoolest badguy in any movie you've see.

Name: Bennet
Movie: Commando
Why: Wierd mustache, leather pants, a chainmail. Trying to be hardcore, but he just seem kinda funny/silly :-) Gotta love him :-)
Quote: "John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"

Piano Man
09-15-2005, 09:44 AM
Bugger that... What about Mugatu in Zoolander - That was fricking hilarious... Will Ferrell did a good job there... and has sadly gotten worse since that movie.

http://www.romanian-portal.com/forum/uploads/Mugatu/9EF_clip_image002.jpg

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant]
Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Mugatu: [hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!

IgWannA
09-15-2005, 09:47 AM
i always wondered why bennet wore chain mail. it would offer little to no protection, even from knives nevermind bullets (and giant pipes). surely a kevlar vest would make more sense http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

woodchunkz
09-15-2005, 10:09 AM
Please I had to do a school project on that particular kind of armor. They provide alot of protection against knibes but the other 2 would well... kinda kill it.

Marty
09-15-2005, 10:13 AM
that bastard is Australian too so he scores extra weirdo points

woodchunkz
09-15-2005, 10:38 AM
... I nearly find that offencive mate!

Nessus
09-15-2005, 10:44 AM
Drexler, Gary Oldman's dreadlocked pimp from True Romance was pretty bizarre.

Beelze
09-15-2005, 10:47 AM
http://www.jeremysilman.com/movies_tv_js/azumi/azumi04.jpg

Name: Bijomaru.
Movie: Azumi.
Why: The most girly and wimpy, yet skillful, male assassin I've ever seen. Wears make-up, struts around in white attire, always carrying his flower. He loves to fight and kill, and is truly psychotic. Silly lines, too.
Quote: "If you release me, a lot of people are going to die..."

dudetheman19
09-15-2005, 12:22 PM
Piano Man said:
Bugger that... What about Mugatu in Zoolander - That was fricking hilarious... Will Ferrell did a good job there... and has sadly gotten worse since that movie.

http://www.romanian-portal.com/forum/uploads/Mugatu/9EF_clip_image002.jpg

Mugatu: Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the crack whores that make this wonderful city so unique.

[after spitting out and spilling some bad coffee all over his assistant]
Mugatu: Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

Mugatu: [hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name's Little Cletus and I'm here to tell you a few things about child labor laws, ok? They're silly and outdated. Why back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!



Roger that!!!
"THAT HANSEL IS SO HOT RIGHT NOW!!" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Dave-ros
09-15-2005, 12:41 PM
Nessus said:
Drexler, Gary Oldman's dreadlocked pimp from True Romance was pretty bizarre.


Yeah, but Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg from The Fifth Element was a funnier Oldman villain http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif Was that an Alabaman accent he had? (Or rather was effecting, as Oldman's an Englishman!)

"You're a monster, Zorg!"
"...I know."

Simon Charles
09-15-2005, 01:01 PM
Guess I'm just a fan of Gary Oldman. He played the creepy Stansfield in Léon.

Simon Charles
09-15-2005, 01:03 PM
And the hysterical Jean-Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg in The Fifth Element.

Opus131
09-15-2005, 01:28 PM
What about Dannis Hopper in Blue Velvet ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

crunchy superman
09-15-2005, 01:33 PM
I though Kenneth Branagh was great as Dr. Arliss Loveless in Wild, Wild West. He was the only thing worthwhile in the film, actually.
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/wild_wild_west/kenneth_branagh/www2.jpg

IgWannA
09-15-2005, 02:06 PM
i love rutger hauer in blade runner http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

Piano Man
09-15-2005, 05:39 PM
woodchunkz said:
... I nearly find that offencive mate!



I didn't find it offensive - I thought that was great. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Michelangelo
09-15-2005, 09:06 PM
Piano Man said:

woodchunkz said:
... I nearly find that offencive mate!



I didn't find it offensive - I thought that was great. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif



I did once I find Marty he is getting an anal probe http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

woodchunkz
09-16-2005, 01:24 AM
Look that offencive thing was a joke. I guess you have not the brain copasity to get it.

avatar_58
09-16-2005, 01:43 AM
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Dr. Evil?

http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/austinpowers/evilgreyb.jpg

woodchunkz
09-16-2005, 05:03 AM
How comes anyone hasn't mentioned the coward on Versus. Sadly I can't find a picture =(

dudetheman19
09-16-2005, 07:16 AM
Name: Dynamo
Movie: The Running Man
Why: Wears a jacket with lightbulps allover. Sings the opera. Is fat and nasty!

Karthik
09-16-2005, 08:19 AM
Dang you took my line. Anyway, I'd go with Huang Chan from the HK movie The Story of Ricky. He looks and acts very much like a Lesbian cause.....hey his character was being played by a Japanese woman. linky (http://badmovies.org/movies/storyofricky/index.html)

woodchunkz
09-17-2005, 05:37 AM
Well because I can't find the Crazy Yakuza I had to find the yakuza leader.

Name: Yakuza leader with Butterfly Knive.
Why: I'm too lazy to explain watch the movie for yourself.
http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/Versus//Versus-9.jpg

X-Vector
09-17-2005, 10:29 AM
Opus131 said:
What about Dannis Hopper in Blue Velvet ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Good choice.

http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/00/02/28/34/69198990_ph1.jpg

Baby wants blue velvet! Baby wants to fuc<font color="white">k</font>!

Marty
09-17-2005, 10:53 AM
yah, i agree with Simon Charles here with Gary Oldman

AlienAssKicker
09-17-2005, 11:44 AM
Name: Kahikara
Actor: Tadanobu Asano
Movie: Ichi The Killer
Why: Sickest masochist torturer ever. Especially with needles (http://www.tromsoby.no/images/upload/20030103190612133.jpg) (warning, very graphic...). This guy can torture you in ways you've never "nightmared" before. He also wears wicked clothing and looks bad ass in a very cool way.



Listen, when you're giving pain to someone, don't think about the pain that person is feeling. Just concentrate on how good it feels to be causing someone pain. That's the best thing you can do for a true masochist!






Put some feeling into it, already! If you're going to give someone pain, you've got to get into it!






There's no love in your violence.






http://www.mandiapple.com/snowblood/images/ichi/smokedcheeks.jpg


http://www.medeiafilmes.pt/noticias/imagens/kakihara.jpg

http://annualreport.walkerart.org/2003/images/film.jpg

jimbob
09-17-2005, 03:24 PM
the cow in kung pow.

infact, the whole movie was like one big "WFT?" fest. but in a good way http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif \o/

wheeooow wheeeooow wheey http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I-Ninja
09-17-2005, 06:46 PM
jimbob said:
the cow in kung pow.

infact, the whole movie was like one big "WFT?" fest. but in a good way http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif \o/

wheeooow wheeeooow wheey http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Great movie the cow almost won at first, then The Chosen One hit the cow in the udders

"YOUR CLOTHES ARE RED!"

Wild Falkon
09-17-2005, 08:02 PM
Miike from Audition. At least Ichi gives a reason for his violence. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/52/images/miike.audition.1.jpg

Opus131
09-18-2005, 02:05 AM
Wild Falkon said:
Miike from Audition. At least Ichi gives a reason for his violence. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

http://www.moviemaker.com/issues/52/images/miike.audition.1.jpg



She was raped by her crippled father who also liked to scorch her thighs with burning sticks. That's a good reason as any to become a psycho...

Piano Man
09-18-2005, 03:21 AM
WHAT ABOUT ANTHONY HOPKINS - Silence of the Lamb....

HE WAS A TRUE NUTJOB!!!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

dudetheman19
09-18-2005, 06:04 AM
Name: Herbert West
Movie: Re-Animator
Why: Insainly intelligent, re-animates everything even a the head of an enemy
Quote: Woman "you Killed him!", Herbert "I gave him LIFE!"

http://www.alyon.org/generale/theatre/cinema/affiches_cinema/r/rad-ret/re-animator(1).jpg

Kalki
09-18-2005, 02:03 PM
Sin City?

Tedski
09-18-2005, 03:46 PM
Got to be Denis Hopper in 'Blue Velvet' for me.

Micki!
09-21-2005, 07:06 AM
avatar_58 said:
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Dr. Evil?

http://hollywoodcostumesandparty.com/austinpowers/evilgreyb.jpg



Hehe... here's a great Quote:

Number 2: "this company generates billions of dollars per year..."

Dr. Evil: "Why make billions, if we can make-

*ZOOM* while he puts his little finger at his mouth...

- Millions..!?" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Awesoken
09-21-2005, 11:43 AM
When I read the title of this thread, I immediately thought of:

Name: Pizza the Hut (A parody of Jabba the Hutt)
Voice: Dom DeLuise
Movie: Spaceballs
Why: Just look at the guy. No explanation necessary.
Quote: Not much to choose from - he was too busy eating himself to death.
Here's one of his lines: "Unfair to the payor but not to the payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!"

woodchunkz
09-21-2005, 08:44 PM
Name: The cow from Kung Pow.
Actor: A cow.
Why: It's a fighting cow!!
Quote: Moo!

Kalki
09-22-2005, 05:53 AM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers_in_goldmember/mike_myers/goldmember5.jpg

Name: Fat Bastard
Movies: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me; Austin Powers in Goldmember
Actor: Mike Myers
Why: He's obscenely fat!
Quote: "I'm dead sexy."

Piano Man
09-22-2005, 09:01 AM
Kalki said:
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/austin_powers_in_goldmember/mike_myers/goldmember5.jpg

Name: Fat Bastard
Movies: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me; Austin Powers in Goldmember
Actor: Mike Myers
Why: He's obscenely fat!
Quote: "I'm dead sexy."



YOU REALISE THAT I'M SCOTTISH AND I TAKE OFFENCE TO THAT!!!!

I remember getting crap when that movie came out as well as The Spy who shagged me.

I hate being scottish.

And I'm just teasing you about what I said Kalki...

I was just hoping no one would bring Fat Bastard up

Kalki
09-22-2005, 02:58 PM
Heh, sorry about that- Scotland is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been in. The only foreign region I may have expressed a desire to move to as a kid. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif