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abnormal
09-18-2005, 01:08 PM
Hulkbreed Visits Ozzfest

Hulkbreed in San Bernadino

It has been a busy week for Hulkbreed. After single handedly saving this years Hellfest, Hulk felt it was time for a much needed rest. After spending a few days hanging out in Venice beach, the Hulkster decided to ride his Harley up to San Bernadino to check out this years Ozzfest. He was especially excited to see his old pals Iron Maiden, whom he had'nt seen since he beat the british Bulldog at Wembley back in 85.

As Hogan stood on the side of the stage enjoying Iron Maidens high energy performance, he could not help but notice the frequent sound problems they were experiencing. Things got even more suspicious when he noticed a group of people assembling at the foot of the stage with a dozen eggs. Almost as soon as he had seen this, the group began throwing them at the band.

Now if there is one thing the Hulkster cannot stand, it is seeing perfectly good, nutritious, delicious eggs being wasted like this, and especially if they are being thrown at his fellow Hulkamaniacs. It was at this moment that Hulkamania was once again forced to run wild.

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Hulk surveys the scene. He is shocked to see it is Sharon Osbourne herself throwing the eggs. Hulk alerts Eddie to the situation.


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The Hulkster gives a MUCH deserved flying leg kick to Zakk Wylde, who is too intoxicated to even make empty threats at Hogan. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif

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Hogan has had enough and goes straight to the heart of the problem. There is only enough room for one Reality TV family tonight. Ozzy is oblivious to the whole event, but later manages to throw a bucket of confetti while shouting "Weloveyouaaaaaallll!"

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Be sure to check out Hulkbreed when they play Maidenfest 2006.




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TerminX
09-18-2005, 04:46 PM
I saw this when it was originally created, but I still find great humor in it as Iron Maiden is by far my favorite band. I'd so pay (checks wallet) $150 to see Hulk Hogan actually kick that dipshit in the face and punch that disrespectful cur. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Wamplet
09-18-2005, 05:14 PM
Haha, very cool.

jimbob
09-18-2005, 05:39 PM
neat http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

pjohnsonjr
09-18-2005, 09:42 PM
There's one dead give away here...

A) Hulk doesn't have that much hair anymore
B) no one wants to see him wear the short tights anymore

C) it would be hillarious as hell for him to drop the big boot then leg drop sharon.

cladinshadows
09-19-2005, 06:01 PM
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