"Duke, the situation has deteriorated..." [Archive]

Hello Rockview

09-26-2005, 11:35 PM

"...it appears they have the President."

(from the DNF trailer obviously)

I love over the top storylines like this. Sort of like a throwback to the old SNES plots like "ninjas kidnapped the president!" But yea, whenever I get pissed at how long it's taken for this game to come out (I can't believe I was in grade school when this game started development, I'm now a freshmen in college), I just watch that trailer and it reminds me DNF is going to be totally badass. Keeping chugging along George and team.

shiranui

09-27-2005, 01:39 AM

If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

hell-angel

09-27-2005, 01:51 AM

shiranui said:
If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

I second that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Xgthug

09-27-2005, 05:26 AM

The game is based in the future anyway,
so you demacraps need not worry about having to save Bush. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Orochi Avlis

09-27-2005, 07:05 AM

Otto von Keisinger

09-27-2005, 09:10 AM

I don't suppose for the sake of everyone's sanity I can ask that this thread doesn't deteriorate into a worthless political thread? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

Joe Siegler

09-27-2005, 10:55 AM

So you want it to be Escape from New York, eh? Duke has to go in and save the President?

Would make for an interesting joke if Isaac Hayes comes out and tries to go "I'm the Duke of New York". Duke Nukem would have something to say about that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

X-Vector

09-27-2005, 11:08 AM

Now there's an idea...

Would probably go over the head of the majority of players though.
After all, the movie will be 25+ years old by the time the game comes out.

Gideon

09-27-2005, 11:46 AM

shiranui said:
If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

Oh... you made a funny.... Bitching about the president, that's original.

avatar_58

09-27-2005, 12:49 PM

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

Zaarin

09-27-2005, 04:29 PM

^^ Heh heh...good one!

And what comes to Escape from N.Y., well, it's allready done. We all know Metal Gear Solids, right?

Emultra

09-27-2005, 05:49 PM

avatar_58 said:
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

That's how you make a story. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

avatar_58

09-27-2005, 06:30 PM

Am I the only one who thinks that guy looks a little like Duke?

ZuljinRaynor

09-27-2005, 06:50 PM

Nope. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Ryanthelurkster

09-27-2005, 08:22 PM

holy crap that looks like an older duke!!! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

oak man

09-27-2005, 08:33 PM

quick question: how old is duke? he looks to me like he's in his early 40's.

-i know how long APOGEE has been making duke-

megarust

09-27-2005, 08:51 PM

shiranui said:
If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

Duke, the situation is finally looking up for us. It appears they have the president.

Yatta

09-27-2005, 09:17 PM

oak man said:
quick question: how old is duke? he looks to me like he's in his early 40's.

-i know how long APOGEE has been making duke-

Duke is 45 years old. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

shiranui

09-27-2005, 10:21 PM

avatar_58 said:
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

I'M BAD!!

Guere

09-28-2005, 01:24 AM

avatar_58 said:
Am I the only one who thinks that guy looks a little like Duke?

Haha, I thought you made the picture but after that comment I checked back and realized it's from that ninja president game you all talked about. Yea, I thought it looked like Duke http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif What a line though ..."are you a bad enough dude"... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hell-angel

09-28-2005, 01:26 AM

Xgthug said:
The game is based in the future anyway,
so you demacraps need not worry about having to save Bush. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

I am NOT a demacrap, I am just against bush. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif (just like 60% of the americans btw. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif )

Joe3DR said:
So you want it to be Escape from New York, eh? Duke has to go in and save the President?

Would make for an interesting joke if Isaac Hayes comes out and tries to go "I'm the Duke of New York". Duke Nukem would have something to say about that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Now that was funny. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

fofo.rider

09-28-2005, 02:47 AM

Joe3DR said:
So you want it to be Escape from New York, eh? Duke has to go in and save the President?

Would make for an interesting joke if Isaac Hayes comes out and tries to go "I'm the Duke of New York". Duke Nukem would have something to say about that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Water12356

09-28-2005, 02:15 PM

Well u already had to save the president in "Duke it out in DC." So new storyline maybe?

Kristian Joensen

09-28-2005, 02:43 PM

Duke it out in DC is a side story and not nearly as immersive/epic as we can expect DNF's to be, certainly not when compared to the E3 2001 trailer.

Roger

09-28-2005, 03:56 PM

hell-angel said:

Xgthug said:
The game is based in the future anyway,
so you demacraps need not worry about having to save Bush. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

I am NOT a demacrap, I am just against bush. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif (just like 60% of the americans btw. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif )

Not really a whole lot of a choice if everyone slanders you. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

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Dutch

09-29-2005, 02:32 AM

Gideon said:

shiranui said:
If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

Oh... you made a funny.... Bitching about the president, that's original.

Don't pretend it's simply lack of originality that's causing you to be offended. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

If it's set in the future does that mean Arnold will be theguy Duke's trying to save ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I'd prefer a completely fictional character, and Duke can save him only if he has spare time after saving the babes first. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Iggy

09-29-2005, 02:46 AM

Kalki

09-29-2005, 03:00 AM

Dutch said:
If it's set in the future does that mean Arnold will be theguy Duke's trying to save ? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I'd prefer a completely fictional character, and Duke can save him only if he has spare time after saving the babes first. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

No, no, no! Duke meeting & saving Arnold! Think of the possibilities!!

X-Vector

09-29-2005, 03:18 AM

Idea for a mock movie poster based on that dynamic duo: "Twins 2: Twins Forever, coming to a movie theatre near you WID!"

Raeyl

09-30-2005, 09:23 AM

So, Duke is a Bad Dudes rip-off?

slapnutz

10-01-2005, 10:39 PM

Raeyl said:
So, Duke is a Bad Dudes rip-off?

**Bad Dudes SPOILER**

So at the end of Duke4, the prez will say "Lets go out for a burger, ha ha ha!"

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

St. Toxic

10-02-2005, 09:49 PM

-Duke, the president has deteriorated!

[The President appears]

-It appears I am the president.

Emultra

10-03-2005, 08:32 AM

- Are you a Duke enough Nukem to not run out of bubblegum whilst kicking ass?

Micki!

10-03-2005, 12:04 PM

Emultra said:
- Are you a Duke enough Nukem to not run out of bubblegum whilst kicking ass?

Haha... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gatinater

10-03-2005, 01:10 PM

avatar_58 said:
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/love.gif

Games were so lame back then.

"Hey go beat up them ninjas and get the president. Our firearms are useless and we aren't bad enough. We aren't even dudes."

Mr.Sociopath

10-03-2005, 01:17 PM

I'd prefer governement conspiracy than save the president kind of thing..

Duke does make references to "pig cops" and the so great "bubble gum part" from the movie They live.. so close to perfection http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

KaiserSoze

10-03-2005, 05:04 PM

i think the storyline of dnf involves robots, pig cops, clones, guns, boobs and lots of explosions.

am i close? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gatinater

10-03-2005, 06:17 PM

NO NINJAS!!!?

Dae_Man

10-03-2005, 09:10 PM

Hello Rockview said:
"...it appears they have the President."

This prolly sounds really silly but I could never figure out properly what was said ... I thought he said:
"...it appears they have the pretzelator". I thought it was some big ass weapon or something.

Heh.

cladinshadows

10-04-2005, 12:39 AM

Dae_Man said:

Hello Rockview said:
"...it appears they have the President."

This prolly sounds really silly but I could never figure out properly what was said ... I thought he said:
"...it appears they have the pretzelator". I thought it was some big ass weapon or something.

Heh.

*imagines gigantic Stogg cannon from Quake two turning everything into enormous man-eating pretzels*

GENIOUS! hahahahaha http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

hell-angel

10-04-2005, 01:21 AM

KaiserSoze said:
i think the storyline of dnf involves robots, pig cops, clones, guns, boobs and lots of explosions.

am i close? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Damn, now they have to rewrite the story line. Another 4 years added to the development. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Joke of course. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Otto von Keisinger

10-04-2005, 01:31 AM

Gah! Don't scare me like that again! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

hell-angel

10-04-2005, 01:32 AM

Otto von Keisinger said:
Gah! Don't scare me like that again! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

hehe. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif I just love to scare people. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Otto von Keisinger

10-04-2005, 01:34 AM

Has anyone ever told you you're a meanie? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

JackpotDen

10-04-2005, 10:51 AM

megarust said:

shiranui said:
If that storyline still exists, let's hope the games is released AFTER a new president worth saving has been sworn in.

Duke, the situation is finally looking up for us. It appears they have the president.

Good one.

BTW : avatar, that guy looks nothing like duke's enourmous tool.

roryok

11-20-2005, 10:45 AM

since it set in the far fetched future, why not make the prez a foxy chick?

hell-angel

11-21-2005, 01:27 AM

Otto von Keisinger said:
Has anyone ever told you you're a meanie? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Nah, they allways run away scared before they can do that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/devilish.gif

Otto von Keisinger

11-21-2005, 10:49 PM

hell-angel said:

Otto von Keisinger said:
Has anyone ever told you you're a meanie? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Nah, they allways run away scared before they can do that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/icons/devilish.gif

Good thing I'm slightly braver than that.

gungriffon geona

11-21-2005, 11:31 PM

Dae_Man said:

Hello Rockview said:
"...it appears they have the President."

This prolly sounds really silly but I could never figure out properly what was said ... I thought he said:
"...it appears they have the pretzelator". I thought it was some big ass weapon or something.

Heh.

Oh my god I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at that.