Freebies?

[Huckleberry]

Hi I'm new. Here's my dumb question.
Duke Nukem 3D had some limited boxes with groovy collectable mousemats in them. Can we expect a limited freebie release for Duke Nukem Forever? I'd like a "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas." Duke pointing a pistol sticker, or 3M mousemat please.

[chitown]

I like a mouse pad that says

WID http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[crunchy superman]

They should include some Kaiser brand edible underwear. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif

[Huckleberry]

lol, or Geritol. We'll probably all need it by the time the game arrives. Oops, sorry I'm new. Take your time ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Zaarin]

^^What's a "Geritol"? And welcome to the forum.

[Huckleberry]

Old people vitamins. Thank You! It's nice to be here.

[Zaarin]

^^Vitamines, hmm, I think I could use some of them right now.

And by the way, did we or did we not have a DNF mousepad artwork thread once? I can't remember.

[Huckleberry]

Ooooh, that's not a bad idea, Duke brand STEROIDS candies inside! Huh? Huh? Am I on to something here? I would like them to be like hot tamales please.

[oak man]

Huckleberry said:
Ooooh, that's not a bad idea, Duke brand STEROIDS candies inside! Huh? Huh? Am I on to something here? I would like them to be like hot tamales please.


mmmmmmmm. hot tamales.....

the fat man likes this idea very much >> http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif<<
-oh yeah an' welcome to 3dr
-also no im not fat nor am i trying to insult anybody who is but usealy i'll write something about a fat man
-but once again welcome!

[JackpotDen]

Duke Nukem Condoms!

(Why the hell not, there are KISS ones..)

[Tang Lung]

By the time it's out none of us will have any use for condoms anymore!

zing!

[Zaarin]

^^ We need also Duke Nukem Viagra, DMV

[EmperorZorn]

Toilet paper with "Sh1t happened" on it.

[Seraph]

EmperorZorn said:
Toilet paper with "Sh1t happened" on it.



^ Heh.

Teh funny.

[bodomite]

oooorrr mabye

official duke nukem lub

[Huckleberry]

lub? Oh, lube. Gotcha. So the evening goes something like this... "I thought instead of going out tonight, we could stay home , play some Duke Nukem, and... wait, don't leave... I have Duke lube! SLAM! (hollering out the window) Call me?!"

So yeah, you're probably right, maybe the Duke Lube will come in "HANDY" after all. lol.

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

[hell-angel]

crunchy superman said:
They should include some Kaiser brand edible underwear. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif



With the brown stuff in them. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


Seriously, I would like a collectors edition like that. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[Lemonfield]

I still use my DN3D mouse pad! Its the only mousepad in the house that hasn't come apart, and its a helluva lot more interesting to look at.

One like this:

http://st17.yahoo.com/lib/3drealms/dukepadbig.jpg

which it looks like they're still selling.

[pjohnsonjr]

JackpotDen said:
Duke Nukem Condoms!

(Why the hell not, there are KISS ones..)



as a novelty item yes, as something useful no...

I might be the only KISS fan who wouldn't want something wrapped around his d*ck that has references to Gene Simmons' tongue and saliva.

[Shlubalubs]

Tang Lung said:
By the time it's out none of us will have any use for condoms anymore!

zing!


Im sure most of us will NOT be able to put them to practicle use now any way http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

edit: forgot something

[cladinshadows]

Lemonfield said:
I still use my DN3D mouse pad! Its the only mousepad in the house that hasn't come apart, and its a helluva lot more interesting to look at.

One like this:

http://st17.yahoo.com/lib/3drealms/dukepadbig.jpg



I also still use this mouse-pad! I love it haha, I can see black ridges where the design is peeling off now LOL!

[Fox McCloud]

I think a free dnf wall poster would be good. Agree?

[Shlubalubs]

Free DNF potatoes that have the rough shape of dukes head

[Dr. Kill]

ooh, ooh, I got one! How about when we get the game we are just happy the god damn thing finally came out?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

[Shlubalubs]

send out a time machine so that when we finally get it, we can send our copies back in time and enjoy it earlier

[Dr. Kill]

good one.

[Suppressor]

Well, that´s not a good one, if our computers are not fast enough... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[Shlubalubs]

It will probably have super options so you can use it even on a millenia old computer http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Suppressor]

yeah, the one pixi mode (one pixel per inch), guess is it a enemy, is it a wall, is it me - who cares, it´s Duke Nukem forever http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[Shlubalubs]

Thats the spirit http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif

[Geo-King]

Documentary DVD!!!

[cladinshadows]

Geo-King said:
Documentary DVD!!!



^ Agrees!

I don't know why my suggestion for this was removed...
I would love one of these things!

[hell-angel]

Dr. Kill said:
ooh, ooh, I got one! How about when we get the game we are just happy the god damn thing finally came out?! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif



worst idea evar!!!. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

(or is it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif)

[roryok]

how bout a free voucher for a new ATI gfx card? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

[baff]

Duke theme targets for the shooting range.

Cheap to make.
Cheap to post.

politically correct too.

[roryok]

Actually make it a kickass t-shirt like in the t-shirt thread

[Huckleberry]

Sorry but I'm fresh out.

[Little Conqueror]

roryok said:
how bout a free voucher for a new ATI gfx card? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



Seconded. Or maybe 4 GB of memory.

[ultra tree 85!]

Lemonfield said:
I still use my DN3D mouse pad! Its the only mousepad in the house that hasn't come apart, and its a helluva lot more interesting to look at.

One like this:

http://st17.yahoo.com/lib/3drealms/dukepadbig.jpg

which it looks like they're still selling.



I have and use the Duke 3D mousepad too! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I would be cool if something was included with DNF. I still have Manhattan Project's keychain. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

[Huckleberry]

the original looks like this:

http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/die-cuts/fronts/gadzooka_20_front_small_smaller_images.html

well if we can't have hot tamale steroids, how about some kickass gum? Like baseball card gum even. That would be cool. Then we could kick ass and chew gum. Or kick ass then chew gum. Or even chew gum and then kick ass. Or just kick ass and use the gum to keep your beer from spilling.

PIZZA COUPONS!

[Gibaholic]

Lame duke forever!

[Halcyon]

Gibaholic said:
Lame duke forever!

Not gonna happen. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[roryok]

Halcyon said:

Gibaholic said:
Lame duke forever!

Not gonna happen. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif



how bout a free voucher for an ATI card? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif