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Sayantan
10-29-2005, 02:26 AM
Who else have seen stuff of DNF other than the 3DR crew members and that Shack guy??

Just curious. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif

bittercold
10-29-2005, 02:43 AM
Didn't you get the memo?

It had a whole video, plus a dozen screenshots.

All the forumers got it.

What's WRONG WITH YOU?

Airtraffic
10-29-2005, 03:03 AM
Joe screwed up once and left 3DR's ftp site wide open,i saw some development shots and a few shots of Charlie doing some asswhoopin in MP.I though long and hard but in the end i decided i'm a real DNF fan and didn't show anyone else. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Sayantan
10-29-2005, 04:31 AM
Airtraffic said:
Joe screwed up once and left 3DR's ftp site wide open,i saw some development shots and a few shots of Charlie doing some asswhoopin in MP.I though long and hard but in the end i decided i'm a real DNF fan and didn't show anyone else. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif



Please don't play with my emotions. Is that true? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

FireFly
10-29-2005, 05:31 AM
Excluding the Shacker, that leaves:

PC Gamer - saw the game for the 1999 and 2005 writeups

Maarten Goldstein (Shacknews employee) - "I saw it in person in august 1999. Long, long time ago".

Brad Wernicke (3D Portal webmaster) - "I was at 3D Realms offices on July 19th, 2002, and George Broussard, and Ruben Cabrera both spent roughly an hour showing me Duke Nukem Forever".

He also had this to say in a PlanetCrap comment:

"I am one of the few people that have seen Duke Nukem Forever in development. I got a chance to see it this past July. While I am vowed not to go into detail, I can say that what I did see is nothing short of tremendous. I have no clue when it is coming out, but based on what I saw, it will not disappoint".

http://www.planetcrap.com/topics/636/521/

Rob Brown (previous Apogee employee) - "George and I said our hellos and then George says to me, 'Do you want to see some Duke Nukem Forever?' I was like a kid in a candy shop". This was in 2002, I think.

John Romero - "I saw DNF last time I was in Dallas and it looked very very nice". This was said in February 2004.

Take 2 employees - "I know they are extremely impressed with the current state of the game, having seen it just last week".

http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/vie...b9a664dd7#53663 (http://www.quartertothree.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=53663&sid=dc32faa08946a5ebe1cad5eb9a664dd7#53663)

Levelord - "We went to 3D Realms in the morning (that's 2pm in their time zone;)... and actually got to see Duke! Nobody sees Duke! I haven't seen Duke in over three years! ...but the Russians? ...they get to see Duke". Tuesday, May 24, 2005

http://www.levelord.com/

Earlier he said: "Believe you me, the game is worth the wait!"

I'm sure more people have seen it. I think I remember reading that Evil Avatar (http://www.evilavatar.com) saw the game as well. Also, the '98 version of the game was shown behind the scenes at E3 to reporters.

Kalki
10-29-2005, 05:35 AM
No but if it was true, they were probably too asswhooping to display on AT's comp. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Actually Joe did screw up once before E3 2001 when he accidentally posted pics of the GoD guys working on the DNF video(you could see scenes of the game on their monitors). He took it off immediately although at least one other person apart from me saw them.

FireFly
10-29-2005, 05:38 AM
Did you see anything interesting? Strange that Charlie was allowed to post a screenshot though.

Kalki
10-29-2005, 05:53 AM
No. One was I'm sure a shot of the mine-cart scene. The other had something round(possibly brown). You couldn't make out much tbh. You didn't miss much. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

And while he was not an outsider, Joe Wampole did say something complimentary about the game when he introduced himself here.

Sayantan
10-29-2005, 05:58 AM
Thanks a lot Firefly. I have to say that I can't wait. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif

Kristian Joensen
10-29-2005, 06:09 AM
FireFly said:
Did you see anything interesting? Strange that Charlie was allowed to post a screenshot though.



When was that ?

SyntaxN
10-29-2005, 06:14 AM
Are you talking about those "screens"?

http://ultr4kr4ss0rh4x0r.l33tw4r3z.de/duke4/gfx/otherstuff/vergroesserungmai2001.jpg

Kristian Joensen
10-29-2005, 06:32 AM
I have never seen those before, what version are they from ?

dark_angel
10-29-2005, 06:48 AM
^^^
2001 version.

Kristian Joensen
10-29-2005, 07:06 AM
I thougth it might be the 1998 version, but I was apparently wrong.

Ivan
10-29-2005, 07:37 AM
Joe saw the game right?

ADM
10-29-2005, 08:07 AM
Ivan said:
Joe saw the game right?



Of course.

FireFly
10-29-2005, 08:55 AM
I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.

SyntaxN
10-29-2005, 09:11 AM
I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.



This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)

FireFly
10-29-2005, 09:20 AM
Yeah, that's it.

Kristian Joensen
10-29-2005, 09:36 AM
SyntaxN said:

I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.



This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



I remember that one.

Zaarin
10-29-2005, 11:41 PM
SyntaxN said:
This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



Who's the girl in the right-hand-corner? Looks familiar.

And before anybody ask: No, George didn't send me any screenshot for b-day present. Damn. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Sayantan
10-30-2005, 12:36 AM
SyntaxN said: This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Bud Bundy
10-30-2005, 02:11 AM
SyntaxN said:
This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)


haha "to-do-list" http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

BioHazard
10-30-2005, 03:24 AM
FireFly said:

PC Gamer - saw the game for the 1999 and 2005 writeups





Didn't PCGamer also do a write-up with screenshots in 1997?

Kristian Joensen
10-30-2005, 03:33 AM
Sayantan said:

SyntaxN said: This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif



Don't get too excited, that is from the 2001 version.

FireFly
10-30-2005, 03:53 AM
BioHazard said:
Didn't PCGamer also do a write-up with screenshots in 1997?


Yes, but it wasn't really a game at that point.

Kristian Joensen
10-30-2005, 04:10 AM
But it arguably wasn't much of a game in 1999 either.

FireFly
10-30-2005, 04:25 AM
Yes, but it was a game, the game 3D Realms were trying to make. It was obviously complete enough for them to show it to reporters. On the other hand George calls what was shown in 1997 a "mock up".

I don't think PC Gamer actually got to see the '97 version of the game, so that kind of makes this discussion irrelevant.

Kristian Joensen
10-30-2005, 04:38 AM
Sure I agree with you about the 1997 "version" in fact as I understand it there never really was a "version" of the game in 1997. "It was obviously complete enough for them to show it to reporters." Sure but as I understand it what we saw in 2001 trailer was almost everything they had at that time. The 2001 version is obviosly the same as the 1999 version.

SyntaxN
10-30-2005, 05:18 AM
Kristian Joensen said:
Sure I agree with you about the 1997 "version" in fact as I understand it there never really was a "version" of the game in 1997. "It was obviously complete enough for them to show it to reporters." Sure but as I understand it what we saw in 2001 trailer was almost everything they had at that time. The 2001 version is obviosly the same as the 1999 version.


Thatīs strange imo, they showed PCG the game in the end 1999, but 1 and a half year later they hadnīt much more than some empty levels http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
There was no restart since then, the models and textures in the 2001 trailer looked the same... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Kristian Joensen
10-30-2005, 05:22 AM
I know, the reason is found in another thread. Here is a quote, the underlined portion is of particular interest when trying to answer your question:


Kristian Joensen said:
I think you are misunderstanding me, I am saying that becuase DNF's engine was in a constant state of flux 3D Realms encoutered some of the same problem that Valve did. I am not saying that Source was in a constant state of flux.

Here is a quote to demonstrate what I am talking about:


By early 2003, the cabals were cranking away on game design, working on countless levels and collaborating with Laidlaw to make sure all the levels would fit into the larger storyline. Still, there were struggles during the early days of production. Namely, the core game technology was unstable and unfinished. Unlike Half-Life's development, in which Valve licensed the fully working Quake engine and built a game on top of it, Half-Life 2's development employed the Valve-created Source engine, which was a constant work in progress. In-game vehicles, for instance, weren't working when the cabals first started the design. That led to much frustration. "We needed levels built for vehicles but we didn't know how the vehicles would work," Newell says. "For instance, we didn't know how high off the ground the buggy could bounce." But since vehicles played a major role in the game, the cabals had to make assumptions about how they'd work."Unfortunately, those assumptions often turned out to be wrong," Newell says.



[u]3DR suffered from similar problem prior to the restart and probably until the tech was locked in by early 2003.</u>


Another similarity is found in this quote:


By mid-2001, Valve had been working on Half-Life 2 for almost two years in complete secrecy. And what did it have to show for all its hard work? Not much. There was a rough script, a bunch of concept art, and tons of experimentation being performed with the technology. Now it was time for the team to try to blend all that technology together--the characters, the physics, and the new Source engine.



This sound almost EXACTLY like DNF, perhaps even worse. George said that some levels have remained from the 2001 version but they where only "early shells" any way. This quote makes it sound like Valve hadn't got ANY levels AT ALL by mid 2001.

There was ofcourse also the scrapped demo reel from 2002. Btw, there is also a similarity to the development of Half-Life:

"In a way, the failed proof-of-concept reel mirrored another failure in Valve's past. In the fall of 1997, Newell played through an early version of Half-Life, only to realize that the game wasn't any fun to play. So Valve scrapped the game and almost completely redesigned it in 12 months"

That last part also supports my point that game development was MUCH different when development started on DNF.

hell-angel
10-31-2005, 01:41 AM
Zaarin said:

SyntaxN said:
This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



Who's the girl in the right-hand-corner? Looks familiar.



Good question, she's very good looking. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



And before anybody ask: No, George didn't send me any screenshot for b-day present. Damn. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif



Did your birthday suck. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

Joe Siegler
10-31-2005, 09:36 AM
Sayantan said:
Who else have seen stuff of DNF other than the 3DR crew members and that Shack guy??

Just curious. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dopefish.gif



Everyone but you.

Joe Siegler
10-31-2005, 09:37 AM
SyntaxN said:

I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.



This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



Wow, that's so old and out of date, it's not funny.

Echo Black
10-31-2005, 09:44 AM
Joe3DR said:

SyntaxN said:

I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.



This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



Wow, that's so old and out of date, it's not funny.



Blame on you guys for not releasing any new material, so we have to drool over the old DNF media http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kristian Joensen
10-31-2005, 09:45 AM
Joe, we DO know about the restart. We also know enough math to figure that that is more than 5 years old.

SyntaxN
10-31-2005, 10:18 AM
Joe3DR said:

SyntaxN said:

I'm talking about the in-editor shot Charlie posted.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/4085

I can't find it now though.



This one? (http://img469.imageshack.us/img469/9939/charliewlq4jq.jpg)



Wow, that's so old and out of date, it's not funny.


Ok, so please show us something from the current version http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gatinater
10-31-2005, 12:51 PM
I saw it. I saw it all. With my spyware.

Lain
10-31-2005, 02:09 PM
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
WTF are you guys talking about, DNF was released 1 month ago here in Mexico!

Big poppa
10-31-2005, 02:36 PM
Lain said:
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif
WTF are you guys talking about, DNF was released 1 month ago here in Mexico!


Highly unlikely.

DudeMiester
10-31-2005, 02:56 PM
I've seen DNF. It looks like a black screen. Wait, maybe I was just sleeping.

Nacho
10-31-2005, 03:02 PM
I saw a screen about a week ago when I payed a visit to 3DR HQ. It looks pretty damn cool. I'm not a big graphics nerd so I don't know if I'm right but I think HDR was in use in the screen I was allowed to see.

No, the screen I saw wasn't of vegas, I did beg to see a glimps of that though. This one was on a spaceship of some sort or so I was told.

There was a pig cop but he didn't look very copish. Also a few dead enemies on the ground that I couldn't recognize. Duke was brandishing a shotgun and the status bar was almost unoticable kind of like HL2's.

Pretty sweet ass. Not Extremely amazing but for a hardcore fan I just wanted to wet my pants (not really). It was actually pretty neat since I waited so F'in long.

I should of asked when they'd release it online. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

Zaarin
10-31-2005, 04:56 PM
hell-angel said:
Did your birthday suck. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif



Yes it did. I didn't get any presents. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
And no Duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif

trackit
10-31-2005, 06:08 PM
Nacho said:
I saw a screen about a week ago when I payed a visit to 3DR HQ. It looks pretty damn cool. I'm not a big graphics nerd so I don't know if I'm right but I think HDR was in use in the screen I was allowed to see.

No, the screen I saw wasn't of vegas, I did beg to see a glimps of that though. This one was on a spaceship of some sort or so I was told.

There was a pig cop but he didn't look very copish. Also a few dead enemies on the ground that I couldn't recognize. Duke was brandishing a shotgun and the status bar was almost unoticable kind of like HL2's.

Pretty sweet ass. Not Extremely amazing but for a hardcore fan I just wanted to wet my pants (not really). It was actually pretty neat since I waited so F'in long.

I should of asked when they'd release it online. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif



this is a joke right? if not then thats too bad i live on the other side of the planet http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mryuck.gif otherwise i would be right now on my way to 3DR HQ

Lain
10-31-2005, 06:14 PM
Nope, it's not a Joke, us 3drealms fans discovered that the only way to enter the HQ is to knock 3 times at their door and when Joe asks who's there you have to answer:

Free pizza for mister Siegler and free pron for mister George, that's the only way Draz actually was able to be in the HQ last year,

bittercold
10-31-2005, 06:20 PM
Well, I dressed up in my Dr. McNinja costume and raided the local McDonald's. After stabbing the fry chef, the rest of the staff were willing to talk.

I opened the manager's safe, and there it was, on soft velvet. Long story short, I now have my very own personal copy.

It's sweet.

Sayantan
10-31-2005, 10:28 PM
Joe3DR said:
Everyone but you.




Joe3DR said:
Wow, that's so old and out of date, it's not funny.







http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

hell-angel
11-01-2005, 01:26 AM
Zaarin said:

hell-angel said:
Did your birthday suck. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif



Yes it did. I didn't get any presents. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif
And no Duke. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif



Poor you, http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Well, rest assured Duke will come, and about those presents. Well, I am willing to sing for you, but I doubt you want to hear it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Gideon
11-01-2005, 02:00 AM
WID

trackit
11-01-2005, 03:38 AM
Lain said:
Nope, it's not a Joke, us 3drealms fans discovered that the only way to enter the HQ is to knock 3 times at their door and when Joe asks who's there you have to answer:

Free pizza for mister Siegler and free pron for mister George, that's the only way Draz actually was able to be in the HQ last year,



ok, thanks for the tip! i try to remember that when i happen to be in states...

EDIT: but do i have to actually have that pizza and pr0n?

i guess i do http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif

Gatinater
11-01-2005, 06:41 AM
Ah Trackit, it's both. The pizza is to be delivered to the door by Aria Giovanni and a few other female adult film stars and have them say

"We have all of these pizzas and no sausage. Could you help us?"

Then your in. Works everytime. I usually just sneak in through their ventelation system, but if you don't want to risk getting caught commiting illegal entry and trespassing I suggest you get the female pornstars and pizzas. If that won't get you through the front door I don't know what will.

hell-angel
11-01-2005, 06:46 AM
If that won't get you through the front door I don't know what will.



A tank usually does the trick, but do make sure you miss all the computers and servers, or else we will never get DNF. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

ADM
11-01-2005, 09:50 AM
Well if you guys can pay for a flight from Perth, Australia to the 3DR HQ then I will give you a write-up on what I see of the game.

Considering I've got an invite there.. though knowing Joe he'll invite me in then get me to spend the whole time everywhere EXCEPT where DNF is made http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Kristian Joensen
11-01-2005, 09:59 AM
There is nowhere DNF isn't made, however they would probably do like the did when some magazines where there to see Prey, they will turn around all the DNF posters and not have DNF running on any of the computers.

Balgias
11-01-2005, 11:47 AM
Knock on their front door and offer free pizza and pron ?

**Begins packing for the 3/4 hour trip to 3drHQ**

hahah, they are seriously not very far away from here. But if i went there i wouldnt truely expect to see anything, but i would still give them their pizza and check to see if their still alive http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Joe Siegler
11-01-2005, 05:21 PM
Balgias said:
Knock on their front door and offer free pizza and pron ?

**Begins packing for the 3/4 hour trip to 3drHQ**



You couldn't offer enough of either to make it worth your while. I guarantee it.

Lain
11-01-2005, 05:31 PM
Every developer have their price!

What if Ted delivers the pizza?

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

Joe Siegler
11-01-2005, 05:32 PM
If we had a price for that, don't you think someone would have found it by now? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Cerberus_e
11-01-2005, 05:42 PM
Joe3DR said:
If we had a price for that, don't you think someone would have found it by now? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



is it related to the 40 hidden triggers George once talked about?
the petition against 3DR was one of them I think, or I'm confusing it with another event http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
but fear not, with me on the forums there are probably tons of triggers triggered already http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif

ultra tree 85!
11-01-2005, 06:20 PM
Cerberus_e said:
the petition against 3DR was one of them I think, or I'm confusing it with another event http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif




No, you're not confusing it with anything, George said the petition was one of the triggers . http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Zaarin
11-01-2005, 06:20 PM
hell-angel said:
Poor you, http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Well, rest assured Duke will come, and about those presents. Well, I am willing to sing for you, but I doubt you want to hear it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Yeah, poor me and I bet always on Duke! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
And if your singing is as good as mine, I sure as hell don't want to hear it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif


Joe3DR said:
If we had a price for that, don't you think someone would have found it by now? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



How the hell we're suppoused to make Britney virgin again? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Joe Siegler
11-01-2005, 06:24 PM
How the hell we're suppoused to make Britney virgin again?



That was just for Charlie. Not for 3DR as a whole.

Lain
11-01-2005, 06:24 PM
Shht. i think no one noticed...

Tang Lung
11-01-2005, 06:26 PM
You know what would suck...if they sold DNF to EA cause they needed pizza fast...

And EA thought ''needs more Sims'' and turned it into a life simulator where the main objective goes from Duke having to kick ass..to Duke having to wipe his ass..

Zaarin
11-01-2005, 06:26 PM
Dang! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/doh.gif Oh well, back to the old drawing board...

SyntaxN
11-01-2005, 06:56 PM
Zaarin said:
How the hell we're suppoused to make Britney virgin again? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif


Bringing him Natalie would be easier imo... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Balgias
11-01-2005, 07:35 PM
Joe3DR said:

Balgias said:
Knock on their front door and offer free pizza and pron ?

**Begins packing for the 3/4 hour trip to 3drHQ**



You couldn't offer enough of either to make it worth your while. I guarantee it.



lol!

if 300$ worth the pizza isnt enough to get anything out of you guys than i really have lost all hope

**un-packs** old farts... (mumble...mumble..WID..mumble..slower than 5 christmases..mumble..mumble)

hell-angel
11-02-2005, 02:10 AM
Zaarin said:

hell-angel said:
Poor you, http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Well, rest assured Duke will come, and about those presents. Well, I am willing to sing for you, but I doubt you want to hear it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif



Yeah, poor me and I bet always on Duke! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
And if your singing is as good as mine, I sure as hell don't want to hear it. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif




Well, let's just say that my teacher would never stand beside me during singing lessons because the would lose their rythm (sp?). http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif


Joe3DR said:

How the hell we're suppoused to make Britney virgin again?



That was just for Charlie. Not for 3DR as a whole.



the who do we have to virginize for you?? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

Seraph
11-02-2005, 02:20 AM
One of the triggers, yea. That, along with World Peace, the coming of the Christ, the ending of world hunger, the war in Iraq finally done, college students can afford to use only one side of their toilet paper, and the legal drinking age lowered in the U.S.

Yea, one of the triggers....

Sayantan
11-02-2005, 02:51 AM
To whom it may concern,

This poor guy is ready to wipe and clean floors in the 3DR offices free of cost. Only lunch and supper is needed.

Now who wants to hire me? http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

Cerberus_e
11-02-2005, 04:18 AM
go work on recall to hell you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif

Sayantan
11-02-2005, 04:47 AM
Cerberus_e said:
go work on recall to hell you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif



Yes I still will ......... in the night ...... when Joe is busy with Pizzas .......... and George is busy with Pr0ns .......... and the offices are empty.

I'll exploit their uber-ly configured machines for making Recall to Hell content ....... MUAHAHAHAHA. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

hell-angel
11-02-2005, 05:19 AM
Sayantan said:

Cerberus_e said:
go work on recall to hell you http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tinyted.gif



Yes I still will ......... in the night ...... when Joe is busy with Pizzas .......... and George is busy with Pr0ns .......... and the offices are empty.

I'll exploit their uber-ly configured machines for making Recall to Hell content ....... MUAHAHAHAHA. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif




please wait untill DNF is done then will ya. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif

Micki!
11-02-2005, 05:34 AM
Joe3DR said:

Balgias said:
Knock on their front door and offer free pizza and pron ?

**Begins packing for the 3/4 hour trip to 3drHQ**



You couldn't offer enough of either to make it worth your while. I guarantee it.



I bet i can get in just by using the magic word..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
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SyntaxN
11-02-2005, 05:38 AM
Micki! said:

Joe3DR said:

Balgias said:
Knock on their front door and offer free pizza and pron ?

**Begins packing for the 3/4 hour trip to 3drHQ**



You couldn't offer enough of either to make it worth your while. I guarantee it.



I bet i can get in just by using the magic word..! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler"> ***Please*** </td></tr></table>


Do you mean
<table><tr><th><font size="-1">Spoiler below:</font></th></tr><tr><td class="spoiler">Show me, immediately!! </td></tr></table> http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

FireFly
11-02-2005, 05:38 AM
No, there are actually three magic words.

Spazzy is here.

Micki!
11-02-2005, 05:50 AM
FireFly said:
No, there are actually three magic words.

Spazzy is here.



That sounds rather like a password code to me... http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/redface.gif

Gatinater
11-02-2005, 11:27 AM
hell-angel said:

If that won't get you through the front door I don't know what will.



A tank usually does the trick, but do make sure you miss all the computers and servers, or else we will never get DNF. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



I don't have a tank, but I have a car that drives like a tank. Does that count?

Assault
11-02-2005, 01:29 PM
With eating so much pizza, I would think you might get sick of it.
Move to something else or you'll start bleeding sauce and shit pepperoni.

Sayantan
11-02-2005, 09:31 PM
Assault said:
With eating so much pizza, I would think you might get sick of it.
Move to something else or you'll start bleeding sauce and shit pepperoni.



LMFAO. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hhg.gif

*Joe having a bad time in the bathroom*OWNED! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

hell-angel
11-03-2005, 01:19 AM
Gatinater said:

hell-angel said:

If that won't get you through the front door I don't know what will.



A tank usually does the trick, but do make sure you miss all the computers and servers, or else we will never get DNF. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif



I don't have a tank, but I have a car that drives like a tank. Does that count?



Close enough. That is, unless 3DR lowers there nuclear proof doors. http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif