I hereby offer 3DRealms...

[Duke_Deadite]

I, Duke Killa Deadite, hereby offer 3DRealms(c) the amount of 35,000,000 U.S. Dollars if they successfully keep "Duke Nukem: Forever" TM unreleased for an additional SEVEN YEARS after proclaiming the game in it's GOLD phase of production.

Sign Here x____________


{"This is going to sound quite embarassing, but uh..(ahem) do you happen to have a, uhh.. pen... or something, on you?"} :doh: {"That's quite alright.. I'll just get back to you on this..."}

[StainedCheeks]

LOL, but must say WTF, seven more years, dude we will all be in wheel chairs by then. Duke might be imortal, but were not. We need The Duke soon, were drownding in all these lame ass wana be games. We need a shooter that pisses on everything and The Big guy is they only one who can do it.

[infowars]

seven years is retarded.. how about 7 months
edit: release now

[unger316]

personally i think its still a year away, but i hope its sooner, oh well, its gonna get released WHEN ITS DONE.

[The Dukenator]

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8936/27387lr.jpg
It'll be done when 3D Realms gets around to it.

[trackit]

I, Duke Killa Deadite, hereby offer 3DRealms(c) the amount of 35,000,000 U.S. Dollars if they successfully keep "Duke Nukem: Forever" TM unreleased for an additional SEVEN YEARS after proclaiming the game in it's GOLD phase of production.



Duke Nukem Forever is registered trademark btw ;)

[big fat lazy]

We need a shooter that pisses on everything and The Big guy is they only one who can do it.
Postal Dude pisses on everything too.

[Tixus]

Wait, where'd you get thirty-five million wing-wangs? I want that kind of money. =|

[Micki!]

Wait, where'd you get thirty-five million wing-wangs? I want that kind of money. =|

I'd rather have the money...

What is he using so many wing-wangs for..? :o


:dopefish:

[Tang Lung]

If 3DR can release DNF in the next 4 months, I will give them a signed photo of myself.

[Micki!]

If 3DR can release DNF in the next 4 months, I will give them a signed photo of myself.

please give me a copy... With your name signed in it... :love:
//Looks at you with my "fan eyes"...

:hhg:

[Commando Nukem]

This is what we'll happen, they'll take your money, put some of it to work in DNF dev, George and Joe and the rest of the 3DR gang will spend the rest at stripclubs and bars.... For research into DNF2: MW.

True Story and Partially Factual.:D

[Mr.Fibbles]

For research into DNF2: MW.

what does the MW stand for?
and wouldn't it be Duke Nukem 5?

[hiob]

Maybe he means DNF2: More Women; Mega Wiener; Most Wanted; Mac & Windows; More Waiting ???

[Commando Nukem]

You got it with the last one Hiob, you win the grandprise of AFN!!! :D

[hiob]

yay i knew god sent me here foe a reason

[Needle]

Aw man. And here I thought we'd get a Duke Nukem/Morrowind crossover.

[the true duke]

i hereby have the state of okibukapekishire (rhode island, if you dont watch family guy) give 3drealms 4 more years to finish dnf and send it out or i completly and utterly give up on dnf, yes i said it. im gonna join the "roamers"

roamers-people who go to game to game playing them saying there good and end up getting bored and going on forgotten the previous games.

over a million has givin up dnf for games that COME OUT. dont let a million and 1 go, thats to far. and i bet that million of the players givin up on dnf plays world of warcraft (cause there's 6,000,000 playing it now).

[Duke_Deadite]

I hope that DNF doesn't see the light of day until I get to work on it (because it's unevitible that I'll be working with the 3D crew in the future)