Check this out

[The Baskinator]

Sam Lake does too love me, and I can prove it. *stifles laugh*
See?

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/toomuchtimeonmyhands.jpg

No, I'm not serious. images/icons/rolleyes.gif
This is just what happens when I have too many Max Payne pictures, and a half an hour to kill.
Yes I'm obsessed with Max Payne and/or Sam Lake. Go ahead and laugh. images/icons/grin.gif Heck, I am.

[Daedalus]

And I love this picture. Great work! It's good that you made it so blurry, because this way it looks very realistic like Max would be there in your room. images/icons/smile.gif

[Yorpy]

He looks so skinny compared to the pictures I have seen of the game.

[biXen]

I can prove that Max Payne is gay with some photoshopping images/icons/wink.gif

[biXen]

My GOD!!! Max Payne is a cod-o-sexual!!! images/icons/shocked.gif

http://home.no.net/bixen/codpayne.jpg

[The Viper]

LMAO bixen images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[Xenomorph[nmtb]]

Stop making fun of my friend, Mr.Cod I tell ya!

Although.. he tastes nice images/icons/tongue.gif

"We eat cods for fun!" images/icons/smile.gif

[Hole]

lol, good work! I suspected it's real for a second!

[RollingBrass]

Originally posted by biXen:
My GOD!!! Max Payne is a cod-o-sexual!!! images/icons/shocked.gif

http://home.no.net/bixen/codpayne.jpg<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Can't....breathe.....LMAO
"Hey...anyone seen biXen? He split in such a hurry that he left his girlfriend here."

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[biXen]

LOL images/icons/grin.gif That's not my girlfriend... she's... smaller... images/icons/rolleyes.gif

[HenryJonesJr]

...and I've had a little too much time left today, too...

http://www.sachert.de/baskinator_montage.jpg

Hey, wait! Who's that good looking guy? images/icons/grin.gif

sorry, Basky!
I just couldn't resist graemlins/dopefish.gif

[edit: typos]

[ 01-16-2002: Message edited by: HenryJonesJr ]

[Homoludens]

http://www.plauder-smilies.de/laugh.gif..... http://www.ttlg.com/forums/ubb/graemlins/thumb.gif

[FullMetalJacket]

I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.

[The Baskinator]

FMJ, your picture is too hard to photoshop. images/icons/grin.gif
And then of course, biXen would have made you a cod-o-sexual. images/icons/shocked.gif

And I know I'm leaving myself open to torture with this one...

I did marry Sam Lake. Marriage Certificate (http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/married.jpg)

Ok, so it was four o'clock in the morning when I found the "Awful Link Of The Day" to a place where you can get "virtually married". The first few times I played around with it, Richard D. James (aphex twin) and Rick James (super-freak) got married, and then Val Kilmer married Warwick Davis...then I started getting tired and thinking....

"I'm not married, am I?"

So here you go. I married Sam Lake. images/icons/blush.gif

[Guest]

Hey! Warwick Davis was in a movie my dad "fixed".

[The Baskinator]

Originally posted by Qender:
Hey! Warwick Davis was in a movie my dad "fixed".<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh, I love Warwick Davis. I think he's the coolest little person* ever.

* - The correct, polite, and very P.C. way to say it. Really, it's just a reference from "Newsboys Down Under the Bigtop" images/icons/grin.gif

[biXen]

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
FMJ, your picture is too hard to photoshop. images/icons/grin.gif
And then of course, biXen would have made you a cod-o-sexual. images/icons/shocked.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">There's a cod-o-sexual in all of us images/icons/wink.gif

Maybe not... images/icons/rolleyes.gif

[MikaRMD]

Why are the tears rolling on my cheeks?

a: you guys are so...great
b: I am LMAO

[Spazer]

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING!!!

[Theseus314]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?

[biXen]

Originally posted by Theseus:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO. How wude! images/icons/smile.gif

[FullMetalJacket]

Actually, it's rather untrue. I am quite a ladies' man. Basky, I can't post the pic I sent you (incompatible format), so if you still have that pic of the 2 hot girls that I dated that I sent you, plz post it here to prove me right.

[Ninja]

Incompatible format- not fit for human eyes? images/icons/tongue.gif

Hehehe, Joking.

[The Viper]

Originally posted by biXen:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by Theseus:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
I'm surprised Basky didn't put me in the picture, rather than Sam Lake. I'm just as much of a ladies' man as he is.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">In that you have been single all your life and girls make fun of you?</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO. How wude! images/icons/smile.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">but true I bet images/icons/grin.gif

[biXen]

LOL

[The Viper]

LMAO sure you are images/icons/grin.gif

[FullMetalJacket]

Um, yes actually I am. I'm not a typical overweight, greasy, zit-riddled computer dork. I just enjoy playing games rather than say, sports.

[The Viper]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Um, yes actually I am. I'm not a typical overweight, greasy, zit-riddled computer dork. I just enjoy playing games rather than say, sports.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">so a typical computer gamer is a "overweight, greasy, zit-riddled, dork" ?

[Theseus314]

Eugh.. ..I starting to ****ing hate FMJ's arrogance and attitude issues.

The fact is, when you first came, not at all that long ago, you told the world of your grief at your school and your inabilities to form any relationships, sexual or friendly, with people.

This "hero" idea you have at the moment is both false, and totally against the nature, is the antithesis of all forum ideals.
I'm sorry, but the Internet is one of the few places where you can be honest to people about yourself without being judged as there are always many similar people in similar situations. Don't throw this oppotunity away by annoying people as you have annoyed myself and others.

[FullMetalJacket]

Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

[The Viper]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">blah, none of my friends that play computer games fits into your description. I don't think that I fit into that either...

[Theseus314]

Originally posted by The Viper:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">blah, none of my friends that play computer games fits into your description. I don't think that I fit into that either...</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Ditto. FMJ, you are full of shit. How are you able to get off on yourself like that when there really isn't much to get off on?

[FullMetalJacket]

No! I mean the exact opposite! Even though I've lived in Germany for 12 years and seen more than enough Eurotrash, I'm saying that there are more cool European gamers than there are cool American gamers.

And by "Social cretin," well, you must be pretty stupid if you don't get it. I meant a hideous, introverted, mama's boy-type person who says to every girl he sees, "Are you a model?"

[Scotty]

Well, you didn't start it, but you sure did finish it. images/icons/shocked.gif

Next time, if someone throws a piece of [ graemlins/mryuck.gif ] at you, just duck. images/icons/smile.gif Don't dump a barrel of [ graemlins/mryuck.gif ] on everyone else... images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/smile.gif

[FullMetalJacket]

Ok, thanks. Finally, someone that's not a punk with an attitude problem.

[The Baskinator]

This thread was supposed to be fun.

It is NOT about proving yourself, it is NOT about attacking other people, and it is certainly not about gamers being ugly.

images/icons/grin.gif Let's all get back to enjoying ourselves.

[FullMetalJacket]

Ok, I'm enjoying myself again! images/icons/grin.gif

Please don't hate me Basky, I'm sorry. images/icons/frown.gif

[SnLnc]

I once had a cod. My dad ate it. images/icons/frown.gif

[RollingBrass]

/falls to knees
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Soylent Cod is made of people...IT'S PEEEEOOOPLLLEE!!!!!

Erm.....sorry images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[The Baskinator]

A bigger cod-o-sexual than Max:

http://www.eubank-web.com/William/Donald/FISHING/deckload.jpg

[revenant100]

Where is this thread heading?

[RollingBrass]

Originally posted by revenant100:
Where is this thread heading?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/here.jpg

[The Baskinator]

I don't want this thread to die out, it's fun. So....

Cods are better than baseball bats.
See?

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/codvengance.jpg

Yep, I'm lame. images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

Oh great....now you're gonna get biXen all excited when he sees that pic. images/icons/tongue.gif

[The Baskinator]

Interesting way you chose to phrase that.
Ok...no more cods...no more...

[RollingBrass]

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Ok...no more cods...no more...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">NOT FOR ME!!!!

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/maxcod.jpg

or

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/maxcod1.jpg

[FullMetalJacket]

Yeah, but you guys are from Europe. Games are very popular in Europe.

Like I said, go to General Messages and look at the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Half the pics fit that description.

I'm not necessarily saying all gamers are like that (and if I insinuated that I'm sorry), but ppl that live on the Internet tend to be social cretins.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

[ADM]

Oh geez.. you guys are terrible images/icons/rolleyes.gif

hehe images/icons/grin.gif

[Castor_Troy]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Yeah, but you guys are from Europe. Games are very popular in Europe.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">And what do you mean with that? That every european is a fat dork?

[Theseus314]

FMJ, talks of others as "social cretins".. ..eek.

[The Baskinator]

Heh heh...
Can somebody make a "cod mod" with a cod as a weapon?

No, wait...don't do that.

[biXen]

ROTFLMAO @ RollingBrass and The Baskinator images/icons/grin.gif

I'm SO weak for Heston jokes. And those Cod pictures rock images/icons/grin.gif

[FullMetalJacket]

God I love you Basky.

Where did this Cod thing ever come from?

[Theseus314]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
God I love you Basky.

Where did this Cod thing ever come from?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Bixen of course you silly German gun freak you. images/icons/tongue.gif

[The Viper]

yeah it originated from #maxpayne IRC channel. Those goddamn Norwegians just can't shut up about cod images/icons/grin.gif

[SkavenRMD]

Cods are better than baseball bats. See?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">ROFLMAO!! images/icons/grin.gif *choke* What, are you guys now working on a Max Payne Cod Edition 1.0?

"Max, is that a cod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[The Viper]

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
[QUOTE]"Max, is that a cod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO images/icons/grin.gif

[SnLnc]

http://www.geocities.com/paynepage/nosecod.txt

[FullMetalJacket]

WTF? You might be nerds, but I never said I was one.

[The Baskinator]

"Max, is that a cod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*laughing uncontrollably* images/icons/grin.gif

[Tonebender]

This is one of the most wicked threads I've ever seen. We need a cod icon for the forum posts!

[ 01-20-2002: Message edited by: Tonebender ]

[RollingBrass]

What is this?

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/fishmarket.jpg

A Norwegian red-light district.

[Steve]

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Annoying ppl? YOU'RE the ones that are insulting me!!!

And BTW, I'd say the typical gamer IS an overweight/underweight, zit-covered dork, as can be proven in the POST A PIC OF YOURSELF thread. Plus, most gamers at my school are like that too.

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You haven't seen my pic, have you? HAHA. You're hitting on a girl on a UBB, how sad is that? (you do know that is pathetic?)

[FullMetalJacket]

Yeah, but I'm not hitting on her, and I wasn't serious anyway. (You see, me and Baskinator know each other outside of these forums).

[The Baskinator]

Hey, I just found the birthday card I made for my brother back in September. Had to combine the inside and outside for the picture...I'm just happy to know I still have it.
It's kind of stupid, but if you guys didn't make fun of the marriage certificate, this is nothing. images/icons/tongue.gif

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/timscard.jpg

images/icons/grin.gif I thought I deleted it!

[FullMetalJacket]

Geez, it must be nice. Me and my sister fight all the time.

[The Baskinator]

It's nice, yes. I know I like it images/icons/grin.gif

I made this a long time ago to serve as desktop wallpaper. I sized it down and decreased the density for faster loading. If you want the original, it should be right here. (http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/mpgamble.jpg)

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/mpgamble2.jpg

[SkavenRMD]

We need a cod icon for the forum posts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">graemlins/dopefish.gif Why, won't the Dopefish do just fine? graemlins/dopefish.gif

[revenant100]

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We need a cod icon for the forum posts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">graemlins/dopefish.gif Why, won't the Dopefish do just fine? graemlins/dopefish.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">How dare you call the Dopefish a cod?! images/icons/tongue.gif

[Guest]

why would a "ladies man" try to convice a bunch of nerds that he is one? that's all i want to know.

[biXen]

LOL, if this thread doesn't end up in the funny thread section then I must have Joe shot...or codslapped...

[SnLnc]

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">We need a cod icon for the forum posts!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">graemlins/dopefish.gif Why, won't the Dopefish do just fine? graemlins/dopefish.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You ought to be sacked and slapped upside the head with a dorsal fin!

[biXen]

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
What is this?

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/fishmarket.jpg

A Norwegian red-light district.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LMAO...

[Ninja]

"This baby here is a 10 pound, oil-coated, silver tinted codfish, the greatest weapon ever made. One smack can knock your head clean off. It can hit a man six times before it slips right out of your hands. Now you're wondering, did I smack that n00b five or six times? To be honest, in all the excitement, I kinda lost count. But the thing you have to ask yourself is- am I feeling lucky, punk?"

sorry, bad Dirty Harry ripoff images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Ninja ]

[FullMetalJacket]

OMG that's one of the top 20 funniest things I've ever read. As completely st00pid as the cod thing is, I think it's lightened the mood of this thread a bit.

At the cod show:
Vender: This cod is even more lethal than the ones in Ninja's post. This is no civilian-issue cod, mind you. This is serious hardware: a standard infantry issue, radar-guided, laser-sighted, fully automatic machine cod! Open its mouth and point it at a political party. It'll fire any ammo you shove down its scaly gullet, at 12 rounds per second. Aim at those democrats--one tug on the cod's tail, and it'll cut them in half! images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[sawn_off]

i know who started the cod thing! it was skaven! skaven wanting a cod as a max payne 2 weapon! it's his fault!

[The Baskinator]

I think the cods started the cod thing. Somehow they drug everybody else into it.

"We are the Cod. Lower your weapons and surrender your ships.

We will add your distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."

Hmmm...Boldly backing away from where no man has gone before. images/icons/grin.gif

[Ninja]

EDIT- I clicked quote instead of edit.

Damn codhackers...can't space their precious buttons far enogh apart graemlins/hhg.gif

[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Ninja ]

[biXen]

All your cod is belong to us...

[Joker]

Originally posted by biXen:
All your cod is belong to us...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That's all we needed... someone to set us up the cod.

[Dsilence]

The Joe Siegler cod mod:
http://forums.3drealms.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=18;t=000952 images/icons/grin.gif

[Xenomorph[nmtb]]

ROFL! You guys are hilarious! Cod forevah!

For you guys wondering how this started, the origin was in #maxpayne on QuakeNet as theViper (vipe) said...

I revealed my gastronomic christmas-dinner (that's right! Cod!), and suddenly me and biXen were called cod-boys... and the snowball started rolling...

Fantastic cod-mod, Dsilence! images/icons/smile.gif

[biXen]

There were served over 1000 codmeals in the WTC every day, the cod was loved. Now they are on their own on norwegian dinnertables. The cod wants revenge... it's here...

http://home.no.net/bixen/codladen.jpg

That should teach him not to mess with the New Cod Order...NEVER MESS WITH A COD!!! images/icons/shocked.gif

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: biXen ]

[Xenomorph[nmtb]]

NEVER!

[Joker]

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/maxcod.jpg

or

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/maxcod1.jpg[/QB]<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yes, you too can experience the thrill of running through fishmarkets waving your "cod-piece"...