Plot of MP2? [Archive] - 3D Realms Forums

Moo

01-27-2002, 12:30 AM

I was look through the forums and saw the MP2 gun thead and wondered what the plot would be? What do ya'll think...

I think Max should settle down, get another wife, and have a "The Sims" like eviroment. If a v-head comes over in the night you click on off the sleep command, click on your teleporter to the downstairs and quickly buy a gun from the buy menu then go into fps mode in your house. Just be sure not to shoot your buddy that comes over every night to use your "Bubble Blowing Machine" images/icons/grin.gif hehe

Some might not get a full grasp of this thead.

I guess you'd have to play
"The Sims - House Party" to get it all

haha images/icons/wink.gif
~Moo

The Baskinator

01-27-2002, 01:12 AM

The Sims + Max Payne.
Hmmmm...

A small shot of my Payne sim.

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/family1_full.jpg

I also made a family with Sam Lake in it. Maybe I ought not say much about that one... images/icons/grin.gif

I don't actually play the game that much, I just make families and then leave it. Whenever I try tp work on my Max Payne sim, it always makes me want to play "the real" Max Payne...

Moo

01-27-2002, 11:07 AM

Sweet... where can I get that skin?

~Moo

Guest

01-27-2002, 11:19 AM

I think this might actually be available from the official sims site. I saw it somewhere before grrrrrr... try here (http://www.thesims.co.uk/staff.php)

The Baskinator

01-27-2002, 08:13 PM

Best place: The Sims Resource (www.thesimsresource.com). Do a search for Max Payne and a couple should come up. Get both the skins that show up. One has a great skin, and a bad face, the other a great face, and bad skin.

SkavenRMD

01-28-2002, 01:42 AM

Ahh.. but does he shoot-dodge? If nothing else, he could do it when he turns on the telly with his Dual Remotes...

Devil Master

01-28-2002, 01:52 PM

I also made a family with Sam Lake in it. Maybe I ought not say much about that one...And his wife is your Sim-alter ego, isn't it? images/icons/rolleyes.gif

Co11

01-29-2002, 12:50 AM

That would make me so much less of a loser if max actually did that... images/icons/wink.gif

Moo

01-29-2002, 05:07 PM

hehe, thx guys; my max is walking around the house with a gun right now.... but my right click doesn't seem to work...just like Skaven said images/icons/frown.gif

~Moo

[spelling errors]

[ 01-29-2002, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Moo ]

The Baskinator

01-29-2002, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by Devil Master:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />I also made a family with Sam Lake in it. Maybe I ought not say much about that one...And his wife is your Sim-alter ego, isn't it? images/icons/rolleyes.gif <hr /></blockquote>My transparency in this issue disappoints me.

The Baskinator

01-29-2002, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
Ahh.. but does he shoot-dodge? If nothing else, he could do it when he turns on the telly with his Dual Remotes...*laughing* Yes! That would make the game much more fun. images/icons/grin.gif

There could be some big gun fight between Max and that pesky burglar who keeps taking his television set.

It wouldn't be quite as interesting without the slow-mo effects. They would fall over a lot like they had equilibrium problems.

hehe, thx guys; my max is walking around the house with a gun right now.... but my right click doesn't seem to work...just like Skaven said BTW, I downloaded a gun for him...he wouldn't pick it up. He just kept looking at it and then complaining about being hungry...

Guest

01-29-2002, 09:02 PM

I see it now:

"Max Payne, a man with nothing to lose, except his oven which is on fire because his cooking skills are not high enough."

"You push a man too far, and sometimes he quits his job and lays around the house eating potato chips and sleeping on the couch all days, he also refuses to use the toilet."

"Max Payne, a lone soldier in the fight aganst cockroaches."

----------------------
"The gun was like a lump of ice in my hand, much like the lump of ice in my other hand"

RollingBrass

01-29-2002, 09:38 PM

Originally posted by Qender:
I see it now:

"Max Payne, a man with nothing to lose, except his oven which is on fire because his cooking skills are not high enough."

"You push a man too far, and sometimes he quits his job and lays around the house eating potato chips and sleeping on the couch all days, he also refuses to use the toilet."

"Max Payne, a lone soldier in the fight aganst cockroaches."

----------------------
"The gun was like a lump of ice in my hand, much like the lump of ice in my other hand"LOL!
Don't forget about him being so overwhelmed with grief over the loss of his family that he gets stewed at the pool cabana bar constantly, cries, and passes out in a puddle of his own pee pee. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 01-29-2002, 09:39 PM: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

revenant100

01-29-2002, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Moo:
Plot of MP2?Max should come out of the closet.
http://www.3drealms.com/fanstuff/keenstory/DUKE-MAX.gif

I'm glad I didn't make this pic. images/icons/tongue.gif
http://www.3drealms.com/fanstuff/keenstory/page6.html

[ 01-29-2002, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: revenant100 ]

The Baskinator

01-29-2002, 10:52 PM

Max should come out of the closet. graemlins/mryuck.gif

"Max Payne: The Fanciest Undercover Cop In New York!"

*slaps self* My god! I participated in it!

Co11

01-30-2002, 02:49 PM

Basky, how are you ever going to go out with max payne, if you think he's gay?? I'm shocked...

FullMetalJacket

01-30-2002, 05:42 PM

Didn't you know? Women always said, If all men were gay it would be perfect.

Co11

01-30-2002, 06:27 PM

you missed a small, yet crucial detail in that quote... lesbians say that.... *shakes head in embarrassment for FMJ*....

The Baskinator

01-30-2002, 10:31 PM

Hmmm...maybe Max will just think it's a very funny joke...
*turns to picture of max on her wall*
Right?
...
...
...
I guess I really shouldn't expect an answer from a piece of paper. images/icons/grin.gif

Guest

01-31-2002, 12:11 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
...I guess I really shouldn't expect an answer from a piece of paper. images/icons/grin.gif My calendar says you are wrong.

The Baskinator

01-31-2002, 12:30 AM

http://www.sphosting.com/baskinator/maxwall.jpg

"Would it kill you to be a little more like Qender's calendar?!"

Guest

01-31-2002, 01:25 AM

Oh, you wouldn't like that. My calendar is not very nice.

http://billing.netfirms.com/meddling/calendar1.jpg

The Baskinator

01-31-2002, 07:05 PM

AHHHHHHHHH! Your Dilbert calendar is evil!

Nah, Max can just keep quiet...

Loc Dog

02-09-2002, 08:25 PM

YOU PEOPLE PLAY SIMS GAMES!!! WHY GOD WHY!!! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO !?!?

..............

whats that god? be the new angle of death?....

*loads winchester lever action shot gun and 45 long slide with lazer sighting* CLICK CLICK

THE TIME OF PURIFCATION IS AT HAND!!!!!!

*uses neo trace to find the location of all the member who said they play sim and/or sim related games or own sim related material/content*

Loc Dog- "are you the baskinator?"

Baskinator (in trembling voice) "y-y-y-yes..."

BOOM!! *CLICK CLICK* BOOM!!

Loc Dog- "target eliminated"

The Baskinator

02-10-2002, 04:06 AM

*grits teeth*
Out of the other kids who play the sims...Why did you kill me??? I don't even play the game anymore. images/icons/mad.gif

SkavenRMD

02-10-2002, 01:43 PM

He didn't kill you, he killed the first Baskinator in the phone book. Now you just have to join Kyle Reese if you wanna live. (And then, later, you can give birth to a hero who will lead a successfull war against the Loc Dog machines)

Oops, sorry for producing another extremely lousy joke. graemlins/hhg.gif

The Baskinator

02-10-2002, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
He didn't kill you, he killed the first Baskinator in the phone book. Now you just have to join Kyle Reese if you wanna live. (And then, later, you can give birth to a hero who will lead a successfull war against the Loc Dog machines)

Oops, sorry for producing another extremely lousy joke. graemlins/hhg.gif Ahhhh...That wasn't lousy at all. Made me laugh. images/icons/grin.gif

Spazer

02-11-2002, 12:34 AM

qender, has anyone told you that you look like Ross from Friends?

Guest

02-11-2002, 12:57 AM

No, and It's just the lighting. I look rather odd in that picture anyway. The dorm room doesn't have the best lighting. Anyway, I always look different depending on whether I brush my hair or of it's windy.

Moo

04-11-2002, 03:40 PM

Wow..... I need to check this board more offen... this post really kicked off...lol...back to my Sims Hot Date...

~Moo

p.s. avatar in the making

biXen

04-12-2002, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by Spazer:
qender, has anyone told you that you look like Ross from Friends?That's an insult mister! Say your sorry!... images/icons/smile.gif

Guest

04-12-2002, 01:47 AM

It's okay, I can assure you all I look nothing like him in real life, nor do I ever watch that show. Unless the rest of my family is watching, then I make bad jokes and make fun of the show and they make me leave anyway.

"What? they can't move a couch up a staircase? what idiots! they should stop being idiots! Oh, that was a funny joke, did that take him all day? Oh, these writers must be geniuses, I would never have throught to make a character say "huh?"...

Why is the audience laughing at that? all she did was say "oh", she always says "oh"! That's her only joke, Oh, a monkey, yeah, that's plausable!"

sawn_off

04-12-2002, 02:13 AM

With that behavior I'm assuming they MADE you get a dorm room......

Guest

04-12-2002, 02:21 AM

No, I just like to be around a lot of people, I hate being alone, that's why I'm here a lot. Even if it is a rather poor substitute.

HobbesUK

04-12-2002, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by Qender:
The dorm room doesn't have the best lighting.Oh... I thought it was a prison cell.

images/icons/wink.gif

sawn_off

04-12-2002, 04:48 PM

Couldn't you open a Sims .SKN in Milkshape and import the Max Payne kf2 or whatever it is?

Tanya Meleshenko

04-13-2002, 09:55 AM

I see some people are going to remake Max Payne into THE SIMS!!!
Why, why, and again why?
From my point of view, Max Payne must stay MAX PAYNE.
Black noir, shooting, suffering...
But to find new wife - good idea.

Joker

04-13-2002, 11:46 PM

And why not?

"I didn't like the way the show started. I had the best seat in the house... an expensive recliner."

---------------------------------------------------------

"A hideous painting on the wall was a map of the interior designing to come. It was a symbol, full of diabolical aesthetics."

images/icons/grin.gif

Tanya Meleshenko

04-14-2002, 12:35 AM

Originally posted by Joker41_54:
And why not?

"I didn't like the way the show started. I had the best seat in the house... an expensive recliner."

---------------------------------------------------------

"A hideous painting on the wall was a map of the interior designing to come. It was a symbol, full of diabolical aesthetics."

images/icons/grin.gif Why not what?

Joker

04-14-2002, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by Tanya Meleshenko:
I see some people are going to remake Max Payne into THE SIMS!!!
Why, why, and again why?That. images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 04-14-2002, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

Tanya Meleshenko

04-14-2002, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by Joker41_54:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Tanya Meleshenko:
I see some people are going to remake Max Payne into THE SIMS!!!
Why, why, and again why?That. images/icons/tongue.gif <hr /></blockquote>"And then all of them were dead.I put my finger off the trigger..."- thought Max, standing with "Raid" in his hand and dead flies around him...

Ze_Rein

04-16-2002, 10:27 PM

Hehehehe... a Max Payne PRE-QUEL might be interesting?? ...but I guess itd really be more of a spin-off... ah well... I hope DNF is as good as max payne was.. phew

sawn_off

04-17-2002, 01:11 AM

If only Remedy would do Dan's Mad Max idea instead. That was gonna be TEH PREAKWUL.

Meglamaniac

05-12-2002, 11:14 AM

you know its realy funny how max payne can kill 600 men and infiltrate a high security prison but drowns in a swimming pool if you take away his steps to get out lol. Ive started to work on a mod for the sims that allows you to have gun fights with the burgular thank you board for the insparation ill let you know if i ever get it finished_Megla

[ 05-12-2002, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Meglamaniac ]