Invent your own style of replay value [Archive]

The Baskinator

02-18-2002, 08:48 PM

This won't get very many replies, but I'm bored, and I just took this screenshot.

What is something that you do while playing through Max Payne that adds some sort of replay value?

Here's one of mine: Write my name on the walls! images/icons/grin.gif

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/katiehere2.txt

Here's the larger image
http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/katiehere.txt

sawn_off

02-18-2002, 09:49 PM

My friend tried that. I have fun all the time. But usually I run over the level again and again. Sometimes I'll switch skins so it's like someone's chasing Maxey.

jtt

02-18-2002, 10:07 PM

There's replay value in Max Payne? images/icons/shocked.gif

The Baskinator

02-18-2002, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by jtt:
There's replay value in Max Payne? images/icons/shocked.gif It's boiling over with deliciously hot replay value! At least, it is for those of us with imagination. images/icons/grin.gif

I guess I should have mentioned above that I'm easily amused.

jtt

02-18-2002, 11:37 PM

I have imagination. I just don't know how to turn it on images/icons/frown.gif

Guest

02-18-2002, 11:38 PM

I don't know how to turn mine off.

The Baskinator

02-19-2002, 12:51 AM

Originally posted by Qender:
I don't know how to turn mine off.Oh man, you too?!

Imagination can get you in trouble. See?
http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/katiebox.txt

(i'm not really super-demented like that, i'm only quasi-demented. images/icons/grin.gif )

Yorpy

02-19-2002, 12:53 AM

Am I just an idiot or does that link just give a bunch of weird letters and stuff.

The Baskinator

02-19-2002, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by Yorpy:
Am I just an idiot or does that link just give a bunch of weird letters and stuff.It shouldn't, but in all browsers, it may not work. I didn't want to post it because it's weird...but what the hey!?

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/katiebox.txt

I don't think I need to tell you, but I really love Max Payne. images/icons/grin.gif

jtt

02-19-2002, 01:14 AM

You need to find a real man. I mean, carboard boxes are good, they can get the job done, but what happens if he gets wet? All crinkled up. Then what ya gonna do?

Spazer

02-19-2002, 01:32 AM

lol bask

biXen

02-19-2002, 01:52 AM

Originally posted by jtt:
You need to find a real man. I mean, carboard boxes are good, they can get the job done, but what happens if he gets wet? All crinkled up. Then what ya gonna do?I don't know what's scarier, a girl that's in love with an image of Max Payne on a cardboard box, or you that's describing how sex with a cardboard box is... images/icons/shocked.gif

The Baskinator

02-19-2002, 02:20 AM

*gasp* I'm not that kind of girl! I'm just making out with it, jeez. images/icons/grin.gif

*laughing* I take damn good care of that box, btw.

The Baskinator

02-19-2002, 02:36 AM

*sobbing* Ok, ok! I don't always take good care of the box! *sniff* He deserves much better.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/beatmp.txt

We fight, but we always make up.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/sorrymp.txt

Man, I need to lay off the cough syrup.

Spazer

02-19-2002, 02:55 AM

lmao..you're a trip

Guest

02-19-2002, 03:03 AM

"Ny-Quil comes in red and green, and it's the only stuff on earth that tastes like RED and GREEN!"

Um, ok, so... um, yeah.

Well, what right to I have to complain, I once tried to attack a mirror.

Situation, class in 24 hours, have not written final paper for the class(supposed to have started two weeks ago), have not written make up paper for mid-term(supposed to have turned in several weeks before), have not read 200 page book the two papers are based on, also have 10 pages to write for different class. Here's how it all went:

This was after a full day of school:

Hour 1: Drank caffienated root beer, (it has 'bite') "okay, don't go to sleep". Started looking for details of assignment.

Hour 1: Started looking for book

Hour 3: Started reading book

Hour 4: Roomate wnt to sleep, Got more caffinated root beer.

Hour 5: Forget root beer, hansens energy drink, 3 of them.

Hour 6: Finished book. Started writing ten page paper

Hour 7: Dennys

Hour 8: Don't rememer how, consumed more caffiene

Hour 9: Blur

Hour 10: finished paper, started 8 page one, more caffiene.

Hour 13: Drove someone to an airport. I don't remember who or what airport. I think I was burbank.

hour 16: Finished second paper for class that starts in one hour, went to cafeteria for breakfast, went to class.

hour 20: second class in 4 hours, need to write 10 pages. MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CAFFIENE

Hour 24: Walked into bathroom, I saw myslf in the mirror, Thought "But I am myself", angered at mirror being me, lunged foreward in attack stance. Realised what I was doing and went back to writing.

hour 26: attend second class with finished ten pages.

hour 28: go to bread.

Yeah, I don't think I'll do that again.

[ 02-19-2002, 07:13 AM: Message edited by: Qender ]

Spazer

02-19-2002, 03:10 AM

lol

Xenomorph[nmtb]

02-19-2002, 05:13 AM

Man, Baskinator must be obsessed...

RMD should award her.. with f.ex. Sam Lake. images/icons/grin.gif

biXen

02-19-2002, 06:49 AM

I'm glad there are many miles between me and that chick... I think Sam Lake is even more happy for that images/icons/smile.gif

RollingBrass

02-19-2002, 08:20 AM

LOL @ Qender (and Lewis Black rox)

Anyway, sorry for the cheesiness of the following, but I had the idea for it and had to do it even though I should have left for class about 5 minutes ago. images/icons/grin.gif

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/maxhurt.jpg
No, don't tell anyone! Baskinator loves me...it's just that sometimes I don't listen....It's my own fault....*sob*

FullMetalJacket

02-19-2002, 03:00 PM

ROTF. She did that to me too, BTW...I guess I was bragging about guns too much. images/icons/tongue.gif

Joe Siegler

02-19-2002, 03:35 PM

I tried writing Fnord in the wall with bulletholes like that. However, the first ones started disappearing before I finished the word.

I suspect there's only a limited amount of bulletholes that can be around at any one time. It makes sense - an infinite amount of bulletholes would eventually suck up all your memory.

Joe Siegler

02-19-2002, 04:00 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
*sobbing* Ok, ok! I don't always take good care of the box! *sniff* He deserves much better.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/beatmp.txt

We fight, but we always make up.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/sorrymp.txt

Man, I need to lay off the cough syrup.These pictures remind me of this event in my office...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox1.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox2.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox3.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox4.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox5.jpg

Dirk_Gently

02-19-2002, 04:03 PM

RIP box, RIP..

Guest

02-19-2002, 06:16 PM

Everything "RIP"ed apart in a new york minute.

Mister Funklemeyer

02-19-2002, 07:25 PM

damn.. i wish i had amusing pictures to post relating to max payne. images/icons/frown.gif

The Baskinator

02-19-2002, 08:24 PM

Whoo-hoo! Bulk reply!

Anyway, sorry for the cheesiness of the following, but I had the idea for it and had to do it even though I should have left for class about 5 minutes ago.
*laughing* It 0wnz! New desktop wallpaper! images/icons/grin.gif

Man, Baskinator must be obsessed...
RMD should award her.. with f.ex. Sam Lake. Well, as the McDonald's commercials used to say..."It could happen.". images/icons/grin.gif

These pictures remind me of this event in my office... Can't breathe...must stop laughing.... images/icons/grin.gif You're awesome.

I tried writing Fnord in the wall with bulletholes like that. However, the first ones started disappearing before I finished the word.

I suspect there's only a limited amount of bulletholes that can be around at any one time. It makes sense - an infinite amount of bulletholes would eventually suck up all your memory.
Yep, you are right on that one. I tried writing several sentences, and it always stopped after a certain amount. It would suck up a lot of memory...It sure is fun though...

I'm glad there are many miles between me and that chick... I think Sam Lake is even more happy for that Nah, I'll leave YOU alone. As far as Sam goes, well, you know what they say: "Sometimes love is right outside your window." images/icons/wink.gif j/k

You guys are so much fun. images/icons/grin.gif

SkavenRMD

02-20-2002, 12:03 AM

Joe3DR:I tried writing Fnord in the wall with bulletholes like that. However, the first ones started disappearing before I finished the word.That's not possible. Bullet holes in Max Payne don't disappear. There's only a maximum limit, per room, and per dynamic object, that you can add, after which no new holes appear. This is because the bullet holes are collapsed into a single mesh and rendered in a single pass to take advantage of hardware T&L.

You can change the limits in the detail settings, and if that's not enouch, modders can edit the maximum decal limit multiplier in the global configuration text file (whose exact name escapes me, but I think it was called globalconfig dot something).

sawn_off

02-20-2002, 12:12 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
*gasp* I'm not that kind of girl! I'm just making out with it, jeez.Erm, I thought you were a teenager.

sawn_off

02-20-2002, 12:16 AM

Originally posted by jtt:
There's replay value in Max Payne? images/icons/shocked.gif Spoken like a true, Kung Fu less fool. Wait, what am I saying like? images/icons/grin.gif

RollingBrass

02-20-2002, 12:21 AM

Is that you in the picture, Joe?
Just wondering.....

[ 02-20-2002, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

Co11

02-20-2002, 12:27 AM

Rolling Brass- no he hires models that look remotely like Joe to spite Baskinator... images/icons/grin.gif

biXen

02-20-2002, 01:12 AM

Originally posted by Co11:
Rolling Brass- no he hires models that look remotely like Joe to spite Baskinator... images/icons/grin.gif LMAO...

biXen

02-20-2002, 01:15 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Nah, I'll leave YOU alone. As far as Sam goes, well, you know what they say: "Sometimes love is right outside your window." images/icons/wink.gif j/k
Well, whaddaya gonna do?

*bashes door with Axe*
*looks through hole*
HEEEERE'S JOHNNYY!!!! images/icons/grin.gif

RollingBrass

02-20-2002, 01:52 AM

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max5.jpg

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max6.jpg

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max8.jpg

[ 02-20-2002, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

The Baskinator

02-20-2002, 02:02 AM

That's not possible. Bullet holes in Max Payne don't disappear I remember freaking out about that to my brother... "When you shoot stuff, it doesn't disappear like in UT! That is so cool!"

Erm, I thought you were a teenager.
Erm, I'm actually 1,967 years young.

Well, whaddaya gonna do?

*bashes door with Axe*
*looks through hole*
HEEEERE'S JOHNNYY!!!!
AHHHHH!!!
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1006/2754-1.jpg

The Baskinator

02-20-2002, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max5.jpg

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max6.jpg

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/max8.jpg*laughing hysterically* oh...my ribs...i can't breathe....ok...ok...changing this...to desktop wallpaper...deep breaths...ohhhhh...

biXen

02-20-2002, 05:23 AM

Noooo, he's on the loose now... What have you done... we are all gonna die...

http://home.no.net/bixen/images/rambojoe.jpg

"I'm not here to protect Rambo-Joe Siegler from you. I'm here to protect you from Rambo-Joe Siegler"

Colonel Troutman (or so) images/icons/smile.gif

Joe Siegler

02-20-2002, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
Is that you in the picture, Joe?
Just wondering.....Yes, that's me.

sawn_off

02-20-2002, 02:34 PM

Hmmm.. Basky shy about her age. Must be a girl thing. Besides, she must be under 17. If she can't get married legally. Ah FMJ, say it isn't true! I was rooting for you two kids to make it!

The Baskinator

02-20-2002, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by sawn_off:
Hmmm.. Basky shy about her age. Must be a girl thing. Besides, she must be under 17. If she can't get married legally. Ah FMJ, say it isn't true! I was rooting for you two kids to make it!Ha ha ha ha...I'm betrothed to Sam Lake, so he's the only one for me...only he doesn't know it. images/icons/grin.gif

BTW:
My birthdate is in my profile, goofus. images/icons/grin.gif
May 29th, 1986 - 15 years of age today, and I've recently become a senior in highschool. If you would like anymore useless information about me...just ask and ye shall receive. images/icons/tongue.gif
HUZZAH!

Guest

02-20-2002, 04:40 PM

Why would we want to recieve huzzah?

FullMetalJacket

02-20-2002, 07:14 PM

Yes, we two kids will make it. We plan on eloping while taking the MP box with us. images/icons/tongue.gif

Guest

02-20-2002, 08:09 PM

This is a funny bit of delusion. FullMetalJacket is convinced that Baskinator and himself are a couple. Baskinator, who never mentions Mr. Jacket, has fantasies of marrying a fictional character, or the "actor" that plays the part. All we need to complete the cirle is Sam Lake to pledge his undying devotion for FullMetalJacket.

When that happens my head will explode, well, maybe not explode, but it might feel a bit odd that day.

The Baskinator

02-20-2002, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Qender:
All we need to complete the cirle is Sam Lake to pledge his undying devotion for FullMetalJacket..No! I'm a jealous lover! No one else may love or be loved by Sam! images/icons/grin.gif

Co11

02-20-2002, 09:00 PM

They're not together... images/icons/wink.gif

FullMetalJacket

02-20-2002, 09:10 PM

Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! images/icons/grin.gif

And Co11, we ARE together...
/winks

The Baskinator

02-20-2002, 09:25 PM

Damn, this is hilarious!

*puts arm around Co11*
Boys, boys, boys...there's enough of me for everyone. images/icons/wink.gif

You guys walked right into that one... images/icons/rolleyes.gif

Co11

02-20-2002, 09:25 PM

FMJ....

I didn't know it was a pissing contest... If it was, I'd drink a heck of a lot more coolaid, mmmm coolaid...

FullMetalJacket

02-20-2002, 09:26 PM

Yes, yes we did...Hey! She didn't put her arm around me!!!

/shoots Co11 dead

FullMetalJacket

02-20-2002, 09:29 PM

It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.

Co11

02-20-2002, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.shhh, you wanna get sued?

RollingBrass

02-20-2002, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
It's spelled Kool-Aid, numnuts.numbnuts

Shaded

02-20-2002, 10:42 PM

Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior.

[edit] Quender - you deserve a medal for that post. Had to add it in images/icons/smile.gif

[ 02-20-2002, 10:48 PM: Message edited by: Shaded ]

Guest

02-20-2002, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! images/icons/grin.gif Never say that to the business end of a Mossberg 590 with the ghostring sight.

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Boys, boys, boys...there's enough of me for everyone. images/icons/wink.gif You make it sound so... Canabalistic. Scary really. too scary. More scary than a monkey with hand grenades. Which incidentially, was the coolest episode of "gilligan's island" ever.

Originally posted by Shaded:
Quender - you deserve a medal for that post. Ok, but only if there's chocolate inside. Or maybe just nearby.

Co11

02-20-2002, 11:10 PM

oh my...

The Baskinator

02-21-2002, 03:12 AM

You make it sound so... Canabalistic. Scary really. too scary. More scary than a monkey with hand grenades. Which incidentially, was the coolest episode of "gilligan's island" ever. There are a million things to say to this...but all that comes out is "One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...". images/icons/grin.gif

numbnuts Thank you. images/icons/grin.gif

Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior. Wha?

Guest

02-21-2002, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
There are a million things to say to this...but all that comes out is "One time, I hired a monkey to take notes for me in class...". images/icons/grin.gif Look at the source HTML for my homepage: http://www.brandonsachs.com

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr /> Whoa, Baskinator is Dana Scully Junior. Wha?<hr /></blockquote>Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.

[ 02-21-2002, 03:33 AM: Message edited by: Qender ]

Hole

02-21-2002, 08:33 AM

Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.

The Baskinator

02-21-2002, 11:48 AM

Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.Way sweet. images/icons/grin.gif

Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.
Do you have the badge? It means nothing without the badge.
I still think it would be funny to try and use one of those badges to try and get into the FBI hq...maybe that's just me.

Look at the source HTML for my homepage *nods* Well, I don't have any proof that you're Mulder, but I have proof that you're totally rad. Brak rules! images/icons/grin.gif

Guest

02-21-2002, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr /> Just so everyone knows. I am mulder. I don't want to be, but I am. I have proof too.
Do you have the badge? It means nothing without the badge.
I still think it would be funny to try and use one of those badges to try and get into the FBI hq...maybe that's just me.
<hr /></blockquote>Does a DEA badge count?:

http://billing.netfirms.com/meddling/mepayne.jpg

If so then, no, I don't have that badge either. Allow me to explain.

A number of years ago my parents submitted an idea for a tv (a treatment) show to several groups. One of them was fox. The idea was about someone who was looking for his sister, who was kidnapped by aliens. This guy did it with the help of his two best friends. Who were FBI agents. It goes on like that.

So a short while later fox goes and makes the X-Files. Here's the scary part. Mulder's parents names? William and Margaret. My parent's (who sumitted the treatment) names? William and Margaret. Whoever stole the idea "gave credit" to mulder's creation, in doing so. Made it an incorrect portrayal of me. And does not bode well for my sister either.

Co11

02-21-2002, 02:27 PM

Qender, do you know a Smoking Man?

Oh, and what's Cal-arts?

Guest

02-21-2002, 09:09 PM

I know a lot of people who smoke, but I don't think they count... Calarts is short for California Institute of the Arts. It's the college I'm going to in the Film/Video program. The website is at Http://www.calarts.com (or edu, they both seem to work).

FullMetalJacket

02-21-2002, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Qender:
[qb][QUOTE]Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
[qb]Qender, I can make your head explode with the aid of my .45!!! images/icons/grin.gif Originally posted by Qender: Never say that to the business end of a Mossberg 590 with the ghostring sight.[qb]Actually, that's the shotgun from Max Payne. images/icons/grin.gif
But seriously, I don't care if you pull an M60 on me, it doesn't matter because I'd blast you between the eyes before you even pulled that damn shotgun out.

[ 02-21-2002, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: FullMetalJacket ]

Co11

02-21-2002, 10:10 PM

Qender, Calarts looks like it freaking rocks..

Shaded

02-21-2002, 10:14 PM

FMJ - do you realize how ridiculous you sound? Or are you just another one of those blissfully oblivious weapon fanboys.

The Baskinator

02-22-2002, 02:12 AM

*shakes head*
Come on, kids, lets not end on a sour note. Everyone have a cookie, and be happy. Don't cookies make people happy? I could have my mom make them in the shape of little Max Paynes. Mmmmm...delicious gingerbread Payne. images/icons/grin.gif

*squints bloodshot eyes* Ok...stop posting...too tired....must sleep.

Guest

02-22-2002, 02:19 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
*shakes head*
Come on, kids, lets not end on a sour note. Everyone have a cookie, and be happy. Don't cookies make people happy? I could have my mom make them in the shape of little Max Paynes. Mmmmm...delicious gingerbread Payne. images/icons/grin.gif

*squints bloodshot eyes* Ok...stop posting...too tired....must sleep.I think FMJ shot my cookie. Right between the eyes. Which is probably good because I don't want to eat anything with eyes. Especially not a potato, I like them before they grow into other potatos.

[i]*attempts to squint, failes* Ok, Evacuate consiousness now.

Ninja

02-22-2002, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by Joe3DR:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/maxbox5.jpg[/QB]How long ago was this Joe?

btw the box is all mangled where it says "ripped apart in a New York minute" images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 02-22-2002, 02:28 AM: Message edited by: Ninja ]

Hole

02-22-2002, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Baskinator, I was born 10 days before you.Way sweet. images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>Don't get sarcastic on me! images/icons/tongue.gif

FullMetalJacket

02-22-2002, 03:10 PM

ROTF, sawn_off. images/icons/smile.gif

And yes, I would shoot your cookie, with my 1911 in .40 caliber with an STI frame and the good old 13+1 double-stacked magazine.

The Viper

02-22-2002, 03:40 PM

shaded: my bet is he doesn't realize that images/icons/wink.gif

The Baskinator

02-22-2002, 07:26 PM

Don't get sarcastic on me! images/icons/grin.gif Heh heh, I wasn't. I just talk like one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles...

Yeah, sure. Basky needs to learn her posts get the most replies since the Max Payne 2 weapons thread.
They didn't used to...Now I just wish they didn't turn into fights. images/icons/tongue.gif

sawn_off

02-22-2002, 09:54 PM

Uh, isn't a 1911 in .40 cal known as a Colt Delta 10mm?

RollingBrass

02-22-2002, 11:30 PM

http://lxhome.netfirms.com/whocares.jpg

Spazer

02-23-2002, 12:05 AM

my mommy says i cant say the f word images/icons/frown.gif

sawn_off

02-23-2002, 12:53 AM

this won't get many replies Yeah, sure. Basky needs to learn her posts get the most replies since the Max Payne 2 weapons thread.

Eing

02-23-2002, 04:23 AM

Man, and I thought I was a Payne fanatic...
worry not, I will post some weird too, mwehehehehehehee...

FullMetalJacket

02-23-2002, 09:08 AM

Nah dude, a Colt Delta Elite is a 1911 in 10mm. 10mm and .40 caliber are not the same...that's like comparing a 9mm with a .38.

And the Colt Delta Elite is just a standard, widely manufactured model. My dad and I make our own guns and refit them to be chambered for whatever the hell round we want.

Co11

02-23-2002, 10:00 PM

a Wu-Tang clan member once had a web page on how to make a gun out of a magazine... images/icons/smile.gif of course it can only get one shot off... but still....

Loc Dog

02-23-2002, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
*sobbing* Ok, ok! I don't always take good care of the box! *sniff* He deserves much better.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/beatmp.txt

We fight, but we always make up.

http://www.geocities.com/msxenix/sorrymp.txt

Man, I need to lay off the cough syrup.im sure most of you have heard it from seinfeld...but "your alota women" about sums it up

[ 02-23-2002, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: Loc Dog ]

revenant100

02-23-2002, 11:21 PM

You guys (and girls images/icons/tongue.gif ) creep me out sometimes. Actually, you creep me out all the time. Keep up the good work. images/icons/wink.gif

sawn_off

02-24-2002, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by FullMetalJacket:
Nah dude, a Colt Delta Elite is a 1911 in 10mm. 10mm and .40 caliber are not the same...that's like comparing a 9mm with a .38.

And the Colt Delta Elite is just a standard, widely manufactured model. My dad and I make our own guns and refit them to be chambered for whatever the hell round we want.I thought you said 9mm's and .38's are the same.