Really bad Unreal design

[NutWrench]

Check out this website. (http://www.planetunreal.com/mapped/coyote/tapestry.html) It's a goof site devoted to really bad maps.

DM-ColumnWars
Jutting from a deadly sea of lava, columns barely wide enough to stand on support the precarious players in this particularly unfair and injust level. Here, a single shot can send you tumbling to your molten demise.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">I'd like to add two of my own:

DM-Hammertime - A giant hammer mover sits next to the only respawn point in the map and squashes players as soon as they appear!

DM-BSP_Hole - Behold the mysteries of binary space partitioning! You never know who is going to die next and how!

[widowmaker]

hehe. OMFG I hope none of my maps are on there. Better go check. images/icons/shocked.gif

[Daedalus]

Heh, funny site. I never knew about this one.

Well, we could start a "Baddest Unreal map" contest here. images/icons/wink.gif

I suppose I would lose anyway, because I tend to make Unreal maps look good. I can never resist to change even minor things (doing it even automatically), so that they look good and not bad.

However, let's make a Lame Unreal map contest. images/icons/grin.gif

Rules:
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- Unreal Tournament maps only (UEd2).

- You only have 5 minutes to design the map (for experienced users only)

- You only have 10-20 minutes to design the map (newbies and unexperienced users only)

- Use stock textures and stuff only!

- DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO ANY BUGS or BSP holes! (except that the map must run in UT, so add 1 playerstart at least)

- Be lame, but do it in a natural way. We will notice it immediately if you faking us and aren't really lame. graemlins/dopefish.gif

- Always tell yourself when designing that crap map: "it's just for the fun! Nobody will think I'm lame, just because I designed a lame map for fun." images/icons/smile.gif


[ 05-04-2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Daedalus ]

[NutWrench]

Ok, here's my really bad map submission for Unreal Tournament! images/icons/smile.gif
You can download DM-Boom from here. (http://www.datazap.net/free/bobdobbs/DM-Boom.zip) (Only 4k!)

[Daedalus]

Here's my lame unreal map submission for UT:
DM-Seeker (http://www.geocities.com/daedalus3d/dp_temp.html) (also 4K only!)

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Description for DM-Seeker:
It has 4 playerstarts with 1 sniper rifle each. In the center of the map is a redeemer. The map is a box of 65536 x 65536 (!) and represents the maximum player space of Unreal/UT maps in X and Y axis. Will you ever live long enough to reach the other side of the room? images/icons/grin.gif
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[ 05-05-2003, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: Daedalus ]

[widowmaker]

Hehe.

I was thinking about a map that is a pressure zone with a push button under the one and only player start. In essence you would kill yourself every time you spawned. That would be pretty lame.

Or just a tiny littel 128cube map with a single starting point and player load of 16. Telefrag anyone? that would be lame.

But I can not enter because it is my goal in life not to build lame maps.

[Daedalus]

Originally posted by widowmaker:
But I can not enter because it is my goal in life not to build lame maps. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh come oooon...... it's just for fuuun. And it just takes 5 minutes. You could cook s.th. or listen to a 5-minute long song meanwhile, hehe.

C'mon, widowmaker. See you and your map in 5 minutes!....... images/icons/smile.gif

[widowmaker]

Okay. A 4.5 minute 1 vs 1 CTF map I have entitled UberSpamminator. Play at your own risk.

http://www.unrealism.com/wid/CTF-UberSpam.unr

[Daedalus]

Thanks, widow. I'll check it out now..

[EDIT]
haha, that's a funny map! I played it with 1 Bot. he stole my flag, but I also stole his flag at the same time, so noone was able to score. So we ran around with the flags and shot each other. images/icons/grin.gif

Player 1: "Give me my red flag back, because I want to score!"
Player 2: "Nooooo, give me my BLUE flag back, coz -I- want to score!" images/icons/grin.gif
Player 1: "I give u your red flag when u give me my blue flag first."
Player 2: "No."
Player 1: "GIVE ME THE FLAG!"
Player 2: "No, GIVE ME MY FLAG BACK FIRST, DAMNIT!"
Player 1: "NO U"
Player 2: "U suck!"
Player 1: "NO U"
Player 2: "FAGGOT!"
Player 1: "BUTTHOLE!"
Player 2: "DIE DIE DIE!"
Player 1: "NO U, BUTTHOLE!!!!"
...

images/icons/grin.gif graemlins/dopefish.gif

[ 05-06-2003, 06:30 AM: Message edited by: Daedalus ]

[Theseus314]

Um yeah, lets pretend the following never existed. It was a stupid mistake, something I did a long time ago, and I wish I'd never released it.

http://ut.linuxpowered.net/server-downloads/DM-MyComputer.unr

(I'm just going to see if I can create an ut2003 version, lets see just how far the pain can reach)

[Gideon]

I made a level for this contest, using only stuff that came with UT except for 1 static mesh. I was gonna upload it, but It was 23 megs. Go figure. images/icons/wink.gif