I Met Raiden (from these forums)!

[Yatta]

The top three reasons why these forums are fuxing great:

1. The people you can meet on here are amazing.
2. The people you can meet on here are amazing.
3. The people you can meet on here are amazing.

I'm not sure if you all know Raiden because she hasn't posted here in a while, but if you've been around here long enough and if you're a Max Payne fan you'll know her.

Well I don't mean to be bragging or anything but I just wanted to show how thankful I am for these forums because they led me to meet the sweetest, kindest, prettiest, and truly the most wonderful girl I've ever met in my life. :love:

Thank you for making this possible, Joe.

http://www.kristinasart.com/misc/kristina1.jpg

http://www.kristinasart.com/misc/kristina2.jpg

http://www.kristinasart.com/misc/kristina3.jpg

http://www.kristinasart.com/misc/kristina4.jpg

[Sang]

Lovely! Is this.. Hudskinator II? :p

[ADM]

How long you been seeing her for? And are you guys dating now or just friends? Didn't really come across like you're dating her that much in your message.

[Sang]

Well Yatta is quite notorious for selling bullshit (quite tasty bullshit at that, mmm mmm mmm yes indeed) so I'm not really thinking too much about this yet :p

[Micki!]

Raiden is awesome, Yatta you're so lucky :D

[Kalki]

She does draw a mean Batman.

.. Were you guys at a wedding?

[Yatta]

How long you been seeing her for? And are you guys dating now or just friends? Didn't really come across like you're dating her that much in your message.
I wish. But at the moment we're 500 miles apart and I miss her so much, you have no idea. I'd do anything to date her though. :)

She does draw a mean Batman.

.. Were you guys at a wedding?
A wedding reception, yep.

Well Yatta is quite notorious for selling bullshit (quite tasty bullshit at that, mmm mmm mmm yes indeed) so I'm not really thinking too much about this yet :p
You've got me mistaken for someone else, poophead. :) This is the absolute truth. :p

[Damien_Azreal]

Congrats Yatta.

It must be cool to meet someone from these boards in real life... I would love to meet some of these guys (and girls ;) ) someday.

[ADM]

So does she like you the same way? Also how did you guys meet up there? Tell us the whole story :)

[Superczar]

Hudskinator II? :p

HAHAHAHAHA, good one Sang... :p

So another rare female on the boards eh? Now we know why Yatta wanted those Extenze pills... ;)

[timothy2]

I wish. But at the moment we're 500 miles apart and I miss her so much, you have no idea. I'd do anything to date her though. :)
truth. :p

Wow, giving your nuts on a plate this soon? :p

[Water12356]

Yatta u lucky bastard, im gona talk to her tonight and get all the details. :p

[alexgk]

The internet doing something good... again!

:woot:

[Bludd]

Oh, Yatta. Why have you forsaken me? I won't let that hussy Raiden steal you away from me! :( :(

[Kalki]

^ I was expecting a post like that. :)

[alexgk]

Sorry Bludd boy, three's a crowd :hhg:

[Daveman]

Sorry Bludd boy, three's a crowd :hhg:
Obviously you don't know Raiden...

[John]

That's pretty cool Robert. :) Hopfully something will happen.


Obviously you don't know Raiden...

Or Yatta's and my infatuation with internet threesomes. :o

That was a joke





ps. it wasnt a joke

[Yatta]

So does she like you the same way? Also how did you guys meet up there? Tell us the whole story :)
Well I like her SO much it's probably impossible for her to like me as much. But you'll have to let her post for that one. :p

Well she's in Arizona and I'm in California (Los Angeles), so our only chance to meet was at her brother's wedding in Orange County. It was so great while it lasted. Wish I could meet her again.

[Joe Siegler]

Oh, Yatta. Why have you forsaken me? I won't let that hussy Raiden steal you away from me! :( :(

The reason for this is obvious.

Bludd sucks.

[alexgk]

^ Lololololol

[John]

Sucks what?

[JobivanHiob]

Yatta you lucky bastard! She realy looks beautiful! :)
Wow you even cut your hair for her! So you must mean it serious :D

Why has Joe edited Yatta's post? :o I guess not because of what I think :p

[Yatta]

Yatta you lucky bastard! She realy looks beautiful! :)
Wow you even cut your hair for her! So you must mean it serious :D

Why has Joe edited Yatta's post? :o I guess not because of what I think :p

Thanks Jobi, she's definitely gorgeous. <333

Oh and I think Joe edited the post to remove the nudies.

Hehe actually it was because he wanted to change the photos to links so you'd have to click the links to see the photos.

[Sang]

The reason for this is obvious.

Bludd sucks.

Isn't that a good thing? ;)

[Scream]

Hot looking couple. :)

[Superczar]

Could you imagine if Yatta had kids? That's a scary proposition indeed... :eek:


:D :p

[Joe Siegler]

Why has Joe edited Yatta's post? :o I guess not because of what I think :p

Why must you kiddies always look for hidden agendas? His pictures were too wide for inline, so I made them links instead.

Sigh. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

Also Yatta, I don't think she'll be too interested in hanging around for you if she googles for the words Yatta & penix.

[Yatta]

Also Yatta, I don't think she'll be too interested in hanging around for you if she googles for the words Yatta & penix.
Or this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta).

Good thing she shares my sense of humor. :)

[evanazzo]

Congrats Yatta.

I think it would be cool to meet some people from here in real life.

And then take there wallet.

[ShadeEX]

Awesome..

I'd love to meet fellow forumers..

I guess I'll start with forumers from Denmark and neighboring countries like England, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Finland etc..

[Bludd]

No, don't come to Norway!!

[Damien_Azreal]

Go to Norway ShadeEX.... go to Norway next time Bludd is cooking something nice and tasty.

[Daveman]

So is she actually interested in you because it would be pretty goddamn hilarious if she wasn't

[jimbob]

ah yooter, you old pedo you :p

[Scream]

Or this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta).



Ok, THAT was f'n awesome...

[ShadeEX]

No, don't come to Norway!!

Hey I'm 25% Norwegian and have family there

So I will definatly be in Norway from time to time :p

[Raiden93]

Yatta you lucky bastard! She realy looks beautiful! :)
Wow you even cut your hair for her! So you must mean it serious :D

Why has Joe edited Yatta's post? :o I guess not because of what I think :p

The hair cut is one thing the beard gone is another!! I miss the caveman look yatta, next time dont shave ;) :p lol. But he already knows that.

[Micki!]

The hair cut is one thing the beard gone is another!! I miss the caveman look yatta, next time dont shave ;) :p lol. But he already knows that.

If caveman looks turn you on, you should see the pic i got of him with his Leopard undies while holding a club...

... Full beard too..!

:censored:

[ryche]

Awesome Yatta and Raiden!

As I was scrolling down I was thinking when she was going to post...

You guys look good together. And Arizona isn't really that far...I drove from LA to New Mexico in a day plus stopped in AZ near Phoenix to have all the tires changed on my wife's car which took a few hours...yeah that was a long day. :)

[alexgk]

Or this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta).

What can I say?


Hahahahahaha.... :D

[Marty]

nice ;)

[Ivan]

Damn, happy for you Yatta. :) I must admit I had my doubts for a while there..

[Bludd]

Hey I'm 25% Norwegian and have family there

So I will definatly be in Norway from time to time :p

No no no! This will not do!

Anyway, Yatta: That's it. I am no longer gay for you.

[thefly]

Internet girls are real?

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

Nah, sex change.

[thefly]

Well that does make more sense.

[Rider]

Well congrats Yatta & Raiden!

Hope it works out despite the distance thing :)

[JobivanHiob]

Why must you kiddies always look for hidden agendas? His pictures were too wide for inline, so I made them links instead.

Sigh. :brickwall: :brickwall: :brickwall:

Also Yatta, I don't think she'll be too interested in hanging around for you if she googles for the words Yatta & penix.

Joe this was meant as a joke :o And calling me a kiddie isn't very nice. :(

[IwantMORE]

She should know better than to meet a stranger from the internet....

And they don't come much stranger than Yatta ;)

[Lethe]

Joe this was meant as a joke :o And calling me a kiddie isn't very nice. :(

Actually, he is the one who reacted as a kiddie.

[JobivanHiob]

No prob, everyone can have a bad day. And I'm not resentful. :)

[avatar_58]

Or this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta).

Good thing she shares my sense of humor. :)

One test - show her the blog about the dude and his hair removal. The one you shared with us in the steam chat. If she enjoys that, she's a keeper. :D

[Sang]

Aah! But what if she just pretends to like it? :dopefish:

[YicklePigeon]

Or all those pictures he sent me way back in the day! >_< Still, I must have been going to all the wrong places for meeting women online...eesh Yatta!

Down boy! DOWN! :P

With regards,

Yickle!

[Thief]

Or this (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta).

Good thing she shares my sense of humor. :)

That was tremendous.

[Zztx]

Damn, ev'ryone's getting hooked up on 3DR.

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

[evanazzo]

3DR Eharmonys new competition

[shiranui]

Photoshopped!

[Zztx]

I met Raiden (from Mortal Kombat)!

[Ivan]

^ Lololololol

really wasnt all that funny

[Ironside]

Hardcore sex

[Yatta]

Well you guys I know some of you are just kidding but it's not all what you think. Unfortunately Raiden and I live 500 miles apart, and I could only wish to be in a relationship with her because of that.

She's truly a sweet person and that's why I really wanted to make this thread--to make a point that there are good people in the world and that I feel lucky to have had a chance to meet someone like her. If we ever "hooked up" as Zztx put it, it would probably be very romantic and NOT for strictly a sexual cause. I really do wish I could be with her though.

[Daedolon]

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

It's all good
It's all right
Everybody gets laid tonight

Newfly found friendships are always fun, have fun Yatta and Raiden!

[Zztx]

If we ever "hooked up" as Zztx put it, it would probably be very romantic and NOT for strictly a sexual cause.
Firstly - sorry, but I chuckled at how you said "probably." :p

And secondly, of course I do not simply imply forum-wide booty-calls and whatnot.
I only imply the beginnings of a Glorious Campaign to populate of the Earth with a master race of Mini-Yattas. What more could a guy ask for, anyway?
_______________________________

In all earnestness though, it is nice to meet someone like that and to feel the mutual happiness between the two of you. Umpteen miles apart or not, I wish you folks the best, however this turns out. Lord knows there's not enough good people in the world (just look at everyone else on the forums, for god's sake :p), and meeting just one can be a wonderful experience for the both of you. :)

[shiranui]

Polaroids, or it didn't happen!

Seriously though, glad you found someone you fancy.
Forunately you happen to live in an age of phones and webcams, so you have ample opportunity to get to know eachother a bit more and then be able to make the decision for one of you to move closer to the other, or meet somewhere in the middle.

This forum really is great though, it was here that I really got to notice how attractive my right hand was and we have been making beautiful music together ever since, most nights of the week....

[Roger]

Congrats guys! Hope this all works out. :)

Damn, ev'ryone's getting hooked up on 3DR.

"Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

Except me. :o Never going to happen.

[Jokke_r]

Thought she had a boyfriend or was married or something :/

Hot gal though. no denying that...

[Daveman]

Well you guys I know some of you are just kidding but it's not all what you think. Unfortunately Raiden and I live 500 miles apart, and I could only wish to be in a relationship with her because of that.

She's truly a sweet person and that's why I really wanted to make this thread--to make a point that there are good people in the world and that I feel lucky to have had a chance to meet someone like her. If we ever "hooked up" as Zztx put it, it would probably be very romantic and NOT for strictly a sexual cause. I really do wish I could be with her though.
You should probably just PM her this stuff instead of telling it to everybody. It's a lot less awkwardly indirect.

[Malgon]

Sounds like the forums are doing some good, when people get to meet for real. :)

[Yatta]

You should probably just PM her this stuff instead of telling it to everybody. It's a lot less awkwardly indirect.
She knows how I feel. :)

[jimbob]

Congrats guys! Hope this all works out. :)



Except me. :o Never going to happen.

hey, if even i can get some, surely you can too. :love:

[Sang]

This forum really is great though, it was here that I really got to notice how attractive my right hand was and we have been making beautiful music together ever since, most nights of the week....

Are you calling us ugly bastards? ;)

[timothy2]

She's truly a sweet person and that's why I really wanted to make this thread--to make a point that there are good people in the world and that I feel lucky to have had a chance to meet someone like her. If we ever "hooked up" as Zztx put it, it would probably be very romantic and NOT for strictly a sexual cause. I really do wish I could be with her though.

Man, try to be at least a little hard to get :p

[Yatta]

Man, try to be at least a little hard to get :p

What do you mean? :)

[Lethe]

What do you mean? :)

If there is one thing that can turn off attractive woman it is when a guy is showing too much affection for them, especially in the begginning. They can have it everyday, it is not interesting ;)

[Yatta]

I can't help it. :(

[Lethe]

I can't help it. :(

Been there, done that. Learned hard :(

[Damien_Azreal]

But.... people are different. What happens/works with one will not always happen/work for others.

[Lethe]

But.... people are different. What happens/works with one will not always happen/work for others.

Maybe, maybe. You never know. But usually, attractive people get more "love offers". Based on that they tend to be more picky about approaches of their potential partners... There is nothing wrong with that.

I'm not saying that applies to this potential couple...but hey, it's worth mentioning.

:)

[Damien_Azreal]

True.
But, as you said... you never know. :)

[Superczar]

<Calhoun Tubbs> Wrote a song about Yatta's new love, like to here it? Here it goes...

Yatta was stalking a girl from the 3dr UBB...


Ahhhhahahaha.....

Thank you very much!


:p

[The Stinger]

Shees, seems like all the good 3dr girls are taken, Baskinator, Raiden and Steve. :o

[Micki!]

There's still DirtGlitters ..!

She's mine though, MINE..! :tinyted:

[Sang]

Ah don't worry guys - In a few years I'll be so desperate I'll pretend to be a girl and open my imaginary cave for your battleships!

[alexgk]

^ Move ZIG!

[jimbob]

what ever happend to spazzychick?

[Superczar]

what ever happend to spazzychick?

Haven't seen/heard from her in years...

[Daveman]

Sex change.

[jimbob]

so, like its spazzyguy now? or what?

there also was this other girl here that was active for some time before she dissapeared. cant remember her name though.

as for yooter and raiden...

whoooh, go for it!

[The Baskinator]

She died in an industrial fire.

[Nessus]

One things for sure, the kids will be stunning.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1981/yaittenxu5.jpg

[jimbob]

She died in an industrial fire.

seriously? spazzy?

and nessus, you could at least have flipped yattums.

[Micki!]

That made me laugh Nessus :D

[alexgk]

One things for sure, the kids will be stunning.

Ha... Haha... Hahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D

[JobivanHiob]

There's still DirtGlitters ..!

She's mine though, MINE..! :tinyted:

I thought we are a community, so we share everything. :o

[Micki!]

I thought we are a community, so we share everything. :o

Everything, except each other :p

[Nessus]

What happened to that woman from Germany. She was brunette, really pretty and had a great personality, really good poster, was in popular media a lot. I'm embarrassed I forgot her name.

[Wamplet]

Lovely! Is this.. Hudskinator II? :p

hehehe! good one!

Congratulations Yatten, or is it Rava?

[Rider]

Everything, except each other :p

That's not true, I share me all the time!

Wait...

[Scotty]

What happened to that woman from Germany. She was brunette, really pretty and had a great personality, really good poster, was in popular media a lot. I'm embarrassed I forgot her name.

Qtipie?

It looks like her last login was 25-October-2007.

[Sang]

Damn I wish I could quote someone here and give some kind of remark but unlike you guys I'm trying not to obviously look like a girl-depraved person :p

[JobivanHiob]

Qtipie? Okay I'm german too. Let's get this started! :)
Does anyone have a photo btw? :)

[Scotty]

Posting pics of inactive members probably wouldn't be cool.

[JobivanHiob]

thats right keep the pics for yourself :D ;)

[Denz]

Sucks what?

Anything on it's way damnit including used sringe


isn't that awesome eh?


Hey that's some great couple there yatta and raiden.


One things for sure, the kids will be stunning.

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1981/yaittenxu5.jpg


i giggled like a little girl for some reason.

[Nessus]

Qtipie?

It looks like her last login was 25-October-2007.

Yep that's her.

[Orochi Avlis]

I still have to meet Avatar and CryptDragoon or Zero (whatever he is calling himself these days).

[Qtipie]

*cough* looks like somebody asked for me? :o

hahaha, that's what i call a talent: be absent for years and then make a huge entrance!

thanks for saying all these nice things about me :dopefish:

[TBZ]

You SUCK Qtipie! :tinyted:

;):p

[Qtipie]

aw, i luv ya too.

and i do indeed suck, uh, anyway, congratulations yatta & raiden :love:

[Damien_Azreal]

Welcome back Qtipie. :) You probably don't remember/know me... but I remember you. :D

[Nessus]

Well look at that, I must have conjuring powers! Nice to see you back around.

[Zztx]

Shees, seems like all the good 3dr girls are taken, Baskinator, Raiden and Steve. :o
Ah, you're just jealous.

...

......

.........

...*takes a long, stiff drink*

[Steve]

Shees, seems like all the good 3dr girls are taken, Baskinator, Raiden and Steve. :o

Hey... wait... wha?! :eek:

[JobivanHiob]

Hi Qtipie! :) I've befriend you, if you don't mind. ;)

[ADM]

Hi Qtipie! :) I've befriend you, if you don't mind. ;)
I think this is the internet version of a pick up line ;)

[Sang]

I think this is the internet version of a pick up line ;)

I lol'd :tinyted:

[Malgon]

This thread sure is funny! :D

[Tang Lung]

asl plz

[Mariamus]

Awesome..

I'd love to meet fellow forumers..

I guess I'll start with forumers from Denmark and neighboring countries like England, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Finland etc..

Where in DK are you from? Djursland here, 'bout 12 km's from Grenå.

[Ramen4ever]

Hey... wait... wha?! :eek:

I'm making that my Sig. :D
"Shees, seems like all the good 3dr girls are taken, Baskinator, Raiden and Steve. :o" - The Stinger

[timothy2]

Don't forget Mariamus...:p

[Steve]

I'm making that my Sig. :D
"Shees, seems like all the good 3dr girls are taken, Baskinator, Raiden and Steve. :o" - The Stinger

:tinyted:

[The Baskinator]

Don't forget about Bludd. Bludd is also spoken for. :love:

[Mariamus]

Don't forget Mariamus...:p

Who is (FYI) still single :D

[Damien_Azreal]

There ya have it! Guys.... Mariamus is single... a forum girl still remains! Go get her. :p

[timothy2]

I've seen her first!! Dibs on Mariamus.

[Water12356]

Ive been single for over a year but your very very far from me Mariamus. :p (USA if u might have guessed)

[thefly]

I've seen her first!! Dibs on Mariamus.

Have fun being a dad.

:nelson:

[timothy2]

I don't see how that can be a bad thing ;)

[Daveman]

You don't get to make the baby yourself.

[Betelgeuse]

iv'e only been floating around these forums for 2 years, but i laughed through this entire thread.

yatta, right on man, shame bout the distance factor tho, also, that video, win. 102% win

[Sang]

Have fun being a dad.

:nelson:

You don't get to make the baby yourself.

Oh you guys :D

[Micki!]

iv'e only been floating around these forums for 2 years

It may be off topic, but given your Avatar is pennywise, this sentence made me laugh...

So 3DR's forum is where "they all float" i guess..? :D

[Betelgeuse]

^hahahaha, i didn't make that connection :o, but i must say, well spotted Micki!.
and just because it's a great quote

"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!" :D

[Qtipie]

Who is (FYI) still single :D

congratulations! :p

honestly, i can't think of anything that makes a relationship worth having. that's probably just me, though, because everyone else treats me as if i've grown a second head. i'm a gurrrrrrrrrrrrl, hence i'm supposed to be married and have kids, blah.

interesting to see how this turned from a "hurray, met fellow forumer"-thread into "desperately ISO..."

[JobivanHiob]

I'm single and I'm happy! The only thing that bugs me is that I don't have regular sex and a person to love. :p

[ShadeEX]

Where in DK are you from? Djursland here, 'bout 12 km's from Grenå.

I'm from Fyn, Faaborg area, Vester Aaby (Vester Aaby is just a couble of km's away from Faaborg). :)

[Lethe]

I'm single and I'm happy! The only thing that bugs me is that I don't have regular sex and a person to love. :p

I'm in relationship and I miss my freedom. Enjoy it while you can.

[JobivanHiob]

You know what, two good friends of mine say the same all the time due to their relationsships! :p
One can never be satiesfied.

[Steve]

Funny, I have freedom :p We're not into the whole controlling and guilt bullshit.

[The Stinger]

Do you play 1 on 1 deathmatch games though? :D

[Steve]

Do you play 1 on 1 deathmatch games though? :D

OMG lol :D ;) We don't fight a lot, no :)

However we do Deathmatch with Age of empires. I get so owned :(

[timothy2]

There's nothing like having lovers scattered everywhere in town, you're free and you can call anyone anytime.

[Daveman]

i'm a gurrrrrrrrrrrrl, hence i'm supposed to be married and have kids, blah.
Find a guy who doesn't want kids. There are some of us out there.

[thefly]

No one wants Daveman to spawn.

[alexgk]

Damn, no 3DR girls for poor poor alexgk :(

[Daveman]

No one wants Daveman to spawn.
When was the last time you got laid?

[ADM]

When was the last time you got laid?
What is this a competition now? It's like high school all over again!

[thefly]

I'm actually agreeing with Daveman, for once. There is no need for more gingers from his clan.

[Sang]

When was the last time you got laid?

thefly got laid last week, by my mom :(

[LeadBullet]

So has it gotten to a point that DNF is taking so long to come out that the kids following it are growing old and starting families together?

Hopefully it will be released before people start having "DNF babies".

[JobivanHiob]

I would call my son Duke
:p
:dopefish:

[Scotty]

...or worse, before those DNF babies grow up and are old enough to play DNF... :p

[Sang]

I think when DNF is released it'll put Dukers without a GF back another 10 years because of all the fun to be had :o

[Daveman]

What is this a competition now? It's like high school all over again!
No, nothing like that, just a lot of barely-contained hatred. :p

And thefly, don't worry, my newborn nieces are redheads, so the red hair has somehow been passed along even though the father isn't a redhead. Ginger power.

[John]

Irish people are excessively amazing in bed, its a fact.

[jimbob]

wow, this suddenly became a dating thread?

hands of the stinger, he`s mine :love:

heh, i`m happy with my GF :) we both dont want kids yet and we both have plenty of freedom :) love it.

[Cipher]

Does this thread even have a topic anymore?

[JobivanHiob]

yes 'how to get laid' :D

[Shadow Master]

Does this thread even have a topic anymore?
I like to think of the thread's title as its topic in all forums I visit.:p

But anyway, I'm having good time readin' this stuff. Too bad it will eventually sink into the auto-pruning hell*.

* well, I don't actually remember if this subforum had autopruning, but it is a common custom to enable it for miscellaneous chatter spaces in major forums.

[Kennerado]

This thread is the funniest thing on here for a while. Has to go to greatest hits Joe.

Thanks for the laughs guys and girls.

[Sayantan]

Raiden = Burning HOT. :love:

You're lucky Yatta my man. :D

[dark_angel]

So when is the wedding?:D

[Inanimate Carbon Rod]

I think yatta and raiden are the same person.

[Yatta]

I think yatta and raiden are the same person.
Finally, someone with some sense in his head.

[Zztx]

^ So... you're masturbating?

You don't need a whole thread to tell us that. You could just hop in the Post Thread and go, "HEY EV'RYBODY I'M WAXING MY PENIX!"

[Superczar]

I think yatta and raiden are the same person.

Finally, someone with some sense in his head.

Hmmm...