View Full Version : The real reason (proof) DNF is taking forever.
Guest
10-11-2000, 09:27 PM
This photo was taken LAST WEEK! It's easy to see why this game is taking so long, it's "star" has yet to appear in the 3DRealms offices to report for work on the latest title! Talk about letting yourself go...geez! Fat and lazy is no way to sell a game Mr. Nukem.
http://www.3drealms.com/ubb/joepics/dukeman.jpg
I think it's time for an intervention. Beefcake indeed... http://www.3drealms.com/ubb/images/icons/shocked.gif
[This message has been edited by Joe3DR (edited 10-12-2000).]
Guest
10-11-2000, 09:40 PM
LOL! A one liner has to be " respect my authoritah!!" in Cartman force voice then Duke coughs to clear his throat and says" uhh sorry"
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"Am I buggin' you? Don't mean to bug ya."-Bono,U2
George Broussard
10-11-2000, 10:00 PM
Sigh...
Yes it's true. Duke's been a little out of control. He's not showing up for voice work, and he's kinda let himself go.
All he does is wander around adn mutter "get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie".
It's all very disturbing. I haven't seen anything this bad since Wiederhold heard Britney Spears was getting married.
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George Broussard, 3D Realms
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
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<Brndon3DR> Its more done than it was yesterday, but not as done as it'll be tomorrow or the next day after that.
Guest
10-12-2000, 03:30 AM
3 words for this post.
Lodry and Jebus.
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Stronger Than Never Ever Before
Guest
10-12-2000, 05:34 AM
LOL! http://www.3drealms.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif
It's all because He misses being on PC!
All these console ports and no new PC game is getting him down... http://www.3drealms.com/ubb/images/icons/tongue.gif
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Beliefs are Dangerous, Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non-functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing. - TooL
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[This message has been edited by The_Wizard (edited 10-12-2000).]
Zwille
10-12-2000, 06:16 AM
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
All console and no PC makes Duke a dull boy.
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Guest
10-12-2000, 07:40 AM
hahaha!
I just can't wait till he drops those cheezy poofs and starts kicking some ass!
"Cartm...Duke! You're such a fat ass, when people walk down the street, they say 'God! What a big fat ass!'"
"No they don't, you jealous weakling!"
"Of my God! What a big fat ass!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home..."
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>>-Snipe->
Joe Siegler
10-12-2000, 04:09 PM
I copied this picture to the 3DR server, and edited the message so that it points to the 3DR server.
Why? I copied it to the UBB Greatest Hits Archive. That way if the person who posted the picture deletes it, it won't screw up the message here. http://www.3drealms.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif
Great picture!
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Joe Siegler - Webmaster, 3D Realms
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