Meddling kids!

[Justin]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted.jpg

That thing is funny! Where the hell did you find it, RollingBrass? Through extensive searching on images.google.com, I was able to locate another (smaller) version of the image:

http://www.dailycatholic.org/herod/turner.gif (http://www.dailycatholic.org/issue/2001Mar/mar9.htm#FrontPAGE-2)

I hereby dedicate this thread to this picture! Post some humorous appearances, doctored pictures, funny captions, insights, whatever! I can't get enough! images/icons/smile.gif

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Justin ]

[RollingBrass]

Thanks, Justin!

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/oeminfo.jpg
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/snap.jpg
I got the picture from www.oldmanmurray.com (http://www.oldmanmurray.com) . Check the picture below for the exact url of the original picture. images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted.jpg

And this is my Half Life multiplayer mod spray decal
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedspray.jpg

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Justin]

Ooh! Ooh! What was the oldmanmurray story?

And try following the link on my smaller image to see where I found it... images/icons/wink.gif

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: Justin ]

[Lucky]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Justin:
Ooh! Ooh! What was the oldmanmurray story?
<hr></blockquote>

One of the Serious Sam interviews. . .

[revenant100]

Let's do Ted Turner impersonations, like RollingBrass does, in this thread. I'll try:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted.jpg
DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!


(pretty bad, eh? images/icons/wink.gif )

[LeadBullet]

Its a little hard to do a impersonation without a voice.

[jakek101]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/oeminfo.jpg
<hr></blockquote>


MY SYSTEM INFO!

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by revenant100:
Let's do Ted Turner impersonations, like RollingBrass does, in this thread. I'll try:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!


(pretty bad, eh? images/icons/wink.gif )<hr></blockquote>Very nice. I like how you added the "colorization" bit. Normally I have Ted cuss out Orson Welles for no apparent reason towards the end of his rant (since, on his deathbed, Welles explicitely directed that Ted Turner shouldn't be allowed to colorize "Citizen Kane", and since Welles still held control over the movie, his words were legally binding so Ted isn't allowed to colorize it). images/icons/grin.gif
[EDIT]I'm whipping up a little pic for y'all. I'll see if I can get it done tonight. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[The Flying Fish]

ROFL, that pic is hilarious! images/icons/wink.gif

[RollingBrass]

Holy crap! I was sitting in my room on the computer, and I heard a noise outside...someone was stealing my car! I snapped off a pic of the crime in action and even got an audio transcript of the man who jacked it! He was pretty pissed, and he was screaming at me while shaking his fist angrily! Here's the pic....
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedjackedmyass.jpg
GRRRRRR!!!! YOU ROTTEN SONUVABITCH!!!! I'M NICKING YOUR WHEELS AND DRIVING TO MEXICO!!! MY WALLET IS SO BIG IT HAS A WALLET OF ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!! ARRRR!!!
images/icons/tongue.gif
I wish I had Photoshop...I would be able to make it look convincing. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Alex]

Wow, Ted's got some style, swipin' a sweet ride like that one images/icons/smile.gif


http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
RAAA!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LIKENESS FOR YOUR OWN PATHETIC IMMATURITY?? I'M SO RICH MY TOILET IS MADE OUT OF GOLD!!

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: Gleamer ]

[Aegeri]

wtf????

[Kevin9er]

LOL, today I drew him on the inside of my elbow so when I move my arm his mouth opens. Then I went around flapping my arm goin "RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!

And nobody know what I was talking about. I guess it hasnt reached AYB status yet.

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kevin8or:
LOL, today I drew him on the inside of my elbow so when I move my arm his mouth opens. Then I went around flapping my arm goin "RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!

And nobody know what I was talking about. I guess it hasnt reached AYB status yet.<hr></blockquote>Kevin8or, I love you.
LOL!

[RollingBrass]

You know, we wouldn't be nearing war if we just got Ol' Ted to settle this quarrel with Afghanistan....
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedfight.jpg
(if anyone has a problem with this pic, just say so and I'll take it down. I don't feel that it's offensive, but I'm not you guys images/icons/grin.gif ).

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedtv.jpg
DON'T TRY TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION, SCUMBAG!!! I OWN THE HORIZONTAL! I OWN SHARES IN THE VERTICAL! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHECK!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[EDIT]Come on, folks! Let's see some doctored photos and stuff! images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-24-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Darktalyn]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedhehe.jpg

GARRR!! HOW DARE YOU PUNK KIDS MAKE FUN OF ME WITH ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!!! I'M THE REASON YOUR DAD CAN WATCH PORNO ON COLORIZED TV WHILE MOM EATS ANOTHER BATCH OF COOKIE DOUGH!!! DON'T MAKE ME STONE YOU TO DEATH WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD NUGGETS YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!!

[Vyperfire]

This thread is priceless. It really needs to go into the archives, after its been exhausted.

Which will be a long time from now. KEEP GOING!

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/kangatedbw.jpg

[RollingBrass]

LOL!!!
Excellent, Grande and Darktalyn!

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/remedyted.jpg

[Alex]

Gah!! Tears...from intense laughter...blurred vision...can't see...nor stop laughing!!

[Guest]

That would make such a good image macro, could i use it sometime?

[Justin]

must...stop...laughing....can't...breathe....

EDIT:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
HOW DARE YOU PUT ME ON THE ANOTHER PAGE, DAMMIT!!! I'LL BUY AND SELL YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE PUNK! GRRR!!! %$@&%*% MEDDLING KIDS!!

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Justin ]

[revenant100]

I'm pretty bad at editing pics, but, oh well. Here's one I made.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedturnerpayne.jpg

What do you think?

[jakek101]

Joe could you make a tiny Ted Turner a smily? come on!

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by revenant100:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedturnerpayne.jpg

What do you think?<hr></blockquote>YES!!!!
[EDIT]MtnBikeMan; yeah, you can use it as a macro.
The more this spreads around the internet, the better. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Guest]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Toilet2.jpg
AAARRRRRGGG!!! I EAT $H!TS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST OFF OF A MY TROPHY WIFE'S STOMACH!!! IF FLUSH ME I'LL SUE YOUR ARSE BACK TO THE DAYS OF RADIO!!!! GRRRR!!

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/commandoted.jpg
SON-OF-A-BITCHING NAZIS!!!! I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE THIRD REICH WITH MY WEEKLY BANK DEPOSIT SLIPS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!


The colors got kind of wonked, cuz I took a picture of the instruction booklet, and the lighting wasn't too good, but I'm sure you get the idea. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[RollingBrass]

This one's for Gleamer!!!


http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsniftyhatOmoney.jpg

images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[Grande 3:16]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MtnBikeMan85:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Toilet2.jpg <hr></blockquote>Dammit! I was gonna do something like that. images/icons/mad.gif images/icons/wink.gif
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>DAMN PUNKS TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ME!!! I'M THE REAL TED TURNER, DAMMIT!!! I OWN A SUCCESFUL TELEVISION STATION!! I'M GONNA GO COLORIZE SOMTHING NOW, DAMMIT!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!!!
....
GRRRRRR!!!! YOU ROTTEN SONUVABITCH!!!! I'M NICKING YOUR WHEELS AND DRIVING TO MEXICO!!! MY WALLET IS SO BIG IT HAS A WALLET OF ITS OWN!!!!!!!!!! ARRRR!!!
....
RAAA!!! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY LIKENESS FOR YOUR OWN PATHETIC IMMATURITY?? I'M SO RICH MY TOILET IS MADE OUT OF GOLD!!
....
"RARG!! YOU *******S!!! I HAVE AN AIRPLANE MADE OF 100 DOLLAR BILLS!!! GRRRRRR!!!"
....
DON'T TRY TO ADJUST YOUR TELEVISION, SCUMBAG!!! I OWN THE HORIZONTAL! I OWN SHARES IN THE VERTICAL! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CHECK!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....
GARRR!! HOW DARE YOU PUNK KIDS MAKE FUN OF ME WITH ADOBE PHOTOSHOP!!!! I'M THE REASON YOUR DAD CAN WATCH PORNO ON COLORIZED TV WHILE MOM EATS ANOTHER BATCH OF COOKIE DOUGH!!! DON'T MAKE ME STONE YOU TO DEATH WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD NUGGETS YOU LITTLE SH*T!!!!!! ARRGGHH!!!!
....
ARRRRRGHHH!!!! DON'T EAT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WIPE MY ASS WITH MONEY!!!! GRRRRR!!!!
....
HOW DARE YOU PUT ME ON THE ANOTHER PAGE, DAMMIT!!! I'LL BUY AND SELL YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE PUNK! GRRR!!! %$@&%*% MEDDLING KIDS!!
....
AAARRRRRGGG!!! I EAT $H!TS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST OFF OF A MY TROPHY WIFE'S STOMACH!!! IF FLUSH ME I'LL SUE YOUR ARSE BACK TO THE DAYS OF RADIO!!!! GRRRR!!
....
SON-OF-A-BITCHING NAZIS!!!! I'M GOING TO CRUSH THE THIRD REICH WITH MY WEEKLY BANK DEPOSIT SLIPS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!<hr></blockquote>
I don't know all that much about Ted Turner. Does he really carry on like that?

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Grande 3:16:

I don't know all that much about Ted Turner. Does he really carry on like that?<hr></blockquote>Nah...it's just having him be an angry old man like he appears in the picture. images/icons/grin.gif

[Superczar]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg

GRRRR!!! I HAVE TO PAY $4 FOR A HOTDOG IN MY OWN STADIUM!?!?! GRRR... YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! ALL YUOR BADLY COLORIZED CLASSIC FILMS ARE BELONG TO TED GODAMNIT!!!! GRRR!!!

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: superczar ]

[RollingBrass]

I don't think Ol' Ted minds paying $4 for a hot dog....seeing as he eats hot dogs made out of shredded $50 dollar bills.

[jakek101]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I don't think Ol' Ted minds paying $4 for a hot dog....seeing as he eats hot dogs made out of shredded $50 dollar bills.<hr></blockquote>

its better then eating made oout of japanese news papers and rat tails like most people do

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedwich.jpg
ARRRRRGHHH!!!! DON'T EAT ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I WIPE MY ASS WITH MONEY!!!! GRRRRR!!!!

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[SpamViking]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedfight2.jpg
I'm not a *****, you're a *****, *****!

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: SpamViking ]

[Aegeri]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can understand the joke but how did this come about?

Or is this make fun of the old man picture thing?

[Guest]

just look at the face, it's so funny!

[rob2001]

RollingBrass is the coolest guy on this site! images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

LOL @ Spam!
And thanks, rob. images/icons/grin.gif

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedwashington.jpg
NOW PUT MY FACE ON THE KAJILLION DOLLAR BILL DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

[Warrior]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SpamViking:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedfight2.jpg
I'm not a *****, you're a *****, *****!

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: SpamViking ]<hr></blockquote>

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by superczar:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg

GRRRR!!! I HAVE TO PAY $4 FOR A HOTDOG IN MY OWN STADIUM!?!?! GRRR... YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! ALL YUOR BADLY COLORIZED CLASSIC FILMS ARE BELONG TO TED GODAMNIT!!!! GRRR!!!

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: superczar ]<hr></blockquote>

ROTFLMAO!

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Grande 3:16:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedwashington.jpg
NOW PUT MY FACE ON THE KAJILLION DOLLAR BILL DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!<hr></blockquote>BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

[Joker]

Now that is some funny stuff! Here's one! images/icons/grin.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedintrouble.jpg

GRRRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!! MY LAWYER'S PIN-STRIPE SUITS ARE MADE OUT OF MONEY!!! I'LL BLUDGEON YOU WITH GOLD BULLION, YOU COLORISED TURD!!!

[Dirk_Gently]

man this thread needs to go under the best of the 3DRUBB

[Justin]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MtnBikeMan85:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Toilet2.jpg
<hr></blockquote>

GRRR!!! MY TOILET IS MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD, YOU NIMROD!!! I'LL BUY YOUR ISP JUST SO I CAN KICK YOU OFF!!! $@*&@% MEDDLING KIDS!!!

(j/k images/icons/smile.gif )

[Joker]

Well, here's another! images/icons/grin.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/PotTed.jpg

GRRR!!! THIS ISN'T A CUBAN CIGAR!!! I LIGHT CUBAN CIGARS WITH $100 BILLS!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOU PSEUDO-COLOURISING SONSOFBITCHES WITH MY STOCK PORTFOLIO!!! I HAVE CUBAN CIGARS MADE OF MONEY!!! GRRR!!!

[RollingBrass]

****We interrupt this thread for a special news bulletin****

Earlier today, it was reported that a white male with underwear on his head entered a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant. He proceeded to beat two cashiers to death with his wallet. He ranted and screamed about how he had "a hat made out of money", and how he had "a solid gold car" while gnashing his teeth, shaking his fist threateningly, and screaming at the restaurant patrons. Police took this snapshot of the suspect from footage contained in the surveillance camera within the restaurant;

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsketch.jpg

Later on, police decended upon the 5,000,000,000,000 acre mansion of media mogul Ted Turner, and took him into custody. A court date was arranged approximately 5 minutes later, since Mr. Turner shouted about how he "could buy the whole god-damned district and turn it into a gigantic Slip-'N'-Slide".
The air in the courtroom was tense, and Mr. Turner remained calm and collected, until a devastating piece of evidence found in Mr. Turner's trunk was brought to light by the prosecution. The police were directed to the evidence by a group of young people just minutes before the trial took place. The prosecution showed Mr. Turner this evidence, and he immediately flew off the handle, threatening and shaking his fist at everyone in the vicinity. Here is a photo from the courtroom at the exact moment that this happened. The caption is a transcript of a threat directed towards the prosecutor at this very moment.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedincourt.jpg
"GRRRR!!!! YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A BITCH! I COULD PAY OFF SOMEONE TO KILL YOU, THEN BUY A CLONE OF YOU TO COME BACK AND ACQUIT ME OF ALL CHARGES!!!! I DRIVE 2 CARS AT ONCE!!!!! GRRR!!!!"

A few minutes later, after a nanosecond of deliberation, the jury found Ted Turner guilty of all charges. Here is a photo of him being taken to jail;

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedarrest.jpg

The young people who directed the police to the case-winning evidence were identified as the people in the following photograph;

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/scoobydoo.jpg

After learning the identity of these brave youngsters that finally brought him to justice, Mr. Turner was heard to remark;

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedbehindbars.jpg
"GRRRR!!!! I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT, TOO...IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!! MY APPENDIX WAS REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH STOCK CERTIFICATES!!!! RARRRRRRGHHH!!!!"

/exit music for a film
/fade to black
THE END

A special thanks to Kalki in the "The Person Above Me" thread for the inspiration to do something with Ted that included underwear on his head.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/undieheadted.jpg
"YOU ROTTEN INGRATES!!! BE SURE TO DISPOSE OF ALL GARBAGE AS YOU EXIT THE THEATER!!!! MY CAT HAS HER OWN CHAUFFEUR!!!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRGHH!!!!

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Justin]

^ is causing me to die of laughter images/icons/grin.gif

ROOOOOOOFFFFLLLLEEESSS!!!!!!

[The Flying Fish]

I don't think Homestead is allowing external linking now either... or you guys got the URLs wrong.

[RollingBrass]

Works for me, and apparently for Justin as well. Empty your browser cache and refresh.

[Joker]

Here I was, thinking I was all that by doctoring a shot or two and YOU come along and make my contribution look pathetic!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg

GRRR!!! I HAVE A PHOTO-DOCTORING TOOL THAT PRODUCES MONEY!!! I'LL BUY THE RIGHTS TO YOUR PICTURES AND SUE YOUR ASS TO HELL!!! GRRRR!!!

Good job, Rolling! That was brilliant! images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joker41_54:
Good job, Rolling! That was brilliant! images/icons/grin.gif <hr></blockquote>
Thank you, thank you...you've been a lovely audience!
images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

I couldn't help myself...
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/teddydoo.jpg

images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[Joker]

YOU SO WIN!!1! images/icons/tongue.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedLive.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN ALL YOU BUREAUCRAT RATBASTARDS AND YOUR FANCY POSSESSIONS!!! I OWN THIS NETWORK!!! I HAVE A STAFF MADE OF MONEY!!! SEE HOW THIS PICTURE IS COLOURISED?!? I OWN COLOURISING!!! GRRR!!!

[SpamViking]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/crazy4.jpg
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/bsstronger07.jpg

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: SpamViking ]

[Superczar]

ROTFLMAO!

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedPostal.jpg

GRRR!!! THAT'S IT!!! YOU MEDDLING KIDS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!!! I'LL KILL ALL YOU SLUM-LIVING DOPEHEADS WITH ALL MY MONEY CAN BUY!!! GRRR!!!

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

[LX]

Spam... you're da man
LOL

[RollingBrass]

Nice work, Spam!


Coming soon to a theater near you....

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/drstrangeted.jpg

"Dr StrangeTed
Or
How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love TEH MONEYS!!!111!!"

[Joker]

Look at Time Magazine's "Man of the Year"!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedTime.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN TIME!!! I HAVE A HOUSE BUILT WITH SOLID GOLD BRICKS!!! GRRR!!!

[RollingBrass]

LOL!
Oh man...this thread just gets better and better!
I'm saving as many pictures from this thread to my hard drive as possible in case something happens. This thread must live on! images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Joker]

And here we go again...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedSpeech.jpg

GRRR!!! HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT THE HAT OF MONEY?!? I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BANK VAULT DOOR!!! GRRR!!!

Keep 'em comin'!

[Dirk_Gently]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/arghhhhh.jpg

ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Superczar]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedallyourmoney.jpg

Something new, something old... images/icons/grin.gif

[The Flying Fish]

^ LoL!

[SpamViking]

This thread needs to go in the ubb archive if only for Rolling's "Scooby Doo" story at the top of this page, that is just classic!

[The Flying Fish]

^ I agree. I just wish I could see the pictures... RolingBrass's are the only ones that aren't showing up for me, and I cleared my cache and all.

[Justin]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aegeri:
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can understand the joke but how did this come about?

Or is this make fun of the old man picture thing?<hr></blockquote>

That's exactly right. It's a "make fun of the old man picture thing".

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OLD, YOU LITTLE PUNK!!! I'LL BUY WEBSTER'S AND CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF "OLD"!!! I'LL BUY AUSTRALIA AND DEPORT YOU, MEDDLING KID!!! I CAN SHOOT MONEY OUT OF MY ASS!!! GRRRR!!!

images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Justin ]

[Joker]

I think Ted just bought out Remedy...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedPayne.jpg

GRRR!!! I'LL GET YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! I WALK THROUGH CENTRAL PARK BEATING THUGS WITH MY WALLET!!! GRRR!!!

[Joe Siegler]

Once this dies down, I'll move all the pictures to the 3DR server, and then archive it. images/icons/smile.gif

[Alex]

Geez, I went through a whole tissue box wiping away the tears of laughter! images/icons/grin.gif

This is some of the best stuff I've seen in a damn long time!

[Buzzer]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/alf13.jpg

GRAAAAAH! YOU LOUSY ALIEN CRUMBUM! MY TRAINS ARE FASTER THEN YOURS! HAAARRR I GOT TRAINS MADE OF GOLD! MY SINK IS CLOGGED WITH PENNIES YOU SMELLY ALIEN BASTARD!!!!!!!

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/wwtbamTed.jpg

GRRR!!! NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A LIFELINE!!! I HAVE A HAT MADE OF MONEY AND SOLID GOLD FURNITURE!!! I COLORIZED THIS PROGRAM!!! I'LL GET YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! NOW PICK ONE, DAMMIT!!! GRRR!!!

[Buzzer]

http://radiantslab.com/luddite/Angry2.jpg

Looks like Ted is up to some competition images/icons/smile.gif

[Guest]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner0.jpg

AARRRG! YOU BETTER QUIT MEDDLING WITH ME! I HAVE GUNS MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD! I OWN ALL 32 BITS OF COLOR!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner1.jpg
WHAT ARE YOU DOING LETTING THESE MEDDLING KIDS MEDDLE WITH MY IMAGE! I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD MESS WITH IMAGES! I USE PHOTOSHOP WITH A SOLID GOLD MOUSE!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner2.jpg
ARRRG! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE! I'LL BUY YOUR STUPID BUS AND RECYCLE IT INTO THE WORLDS LARGEST COLORISATION COMPUTER, ARRRRRR!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner3.jpg
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS DOING! GET ME OUTA THIS STUPID PHOTOSHOP! I'LL HAVE YOU BEATEN BY A SOLID GOLD ROBOT!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner4.jpg
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING PUTTING ME IN YOUR STUPID COMICS! BLACK AND WHITE, ARRRG! I HATE BLACK AND WHITE! HEY! QUIT TOUCHING ME! ARRG!

[revenant100]

^ LOL! images/icons/smile.gif

[Buzzer]

LOL@Quender that last one was the best!

[Joker]

Excellent, Qender! images/icons/grin.gif

And in response to Buzzer's pic...
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Ted2a.jpg

GRRR!!! NO WAY THAT LUDDITE FREAK WILL DEFEAT ME!!! I OWN THE CAYMAN ISLANDS AND ALL OF IT IS MADE OF MONEY!!! I'LL GET YOU LUDDITE, COLORIZING-HATING SONSABITCHES!!! GRRR!!!

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Qender:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner4.jpg
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING PUTTING ME IN YOUR STUPID COMICS! BLACK AND WHITE, ARRRG! I HATE BLACK AND WHITE! HEY! QUIT TOUCHING ME! ARRG!<hr></blockquote>

I made a pic with that images/icons/cool.gif :

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tednukem.jpg

[Dirk_Gently]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/turnermoney.jpg

Grrrr i am money! Im everywhere, i own everything you own. I own air, the sun, your dog, time. Grrrrr im not senile, i bought out senile and made a couch out of it.

[illusion]

Yay, a Farking of pictures. This is great.

[Guest]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner5.jpg
GET ME OUTA THIS FANGDANGLED COMPUTER! I COULD BUY YOUR TEETH! RAAARRRGGG!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner6.jpg
AAARRR! FEEL THE WRATH OF TED TURNER! I HAVE A TOILET MADE FROM MELTED QUARTERS!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner7.jpg
DAMN MEDDLING KIDS! I'LL MELT YOU WITH THE PURE POWER OF THIS COAXIAL CABLE SHOWING COLORISED EPISODES OF GILLIGANS ISLAND! ARRRRG!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner8.jpg
HEY! WHAT THE! DAMMNIT I AM SO GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD MY MONEY WILL COME OUT OF YOUR FLOPPY DRIVE! WAAARRRRGG!

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Qender ]

[RollingBrass]

OMG Qender....that pic of Ted coming out of Lee Jackson's gullet and Ted standing outside the bus window were hysterical!

Thanks for the praise, Spam. images/icons/smile.gif

I'm surprised no one got my "Dr. Strangelove" parody...either that or you all didn't think it was funny images/icons/wink.gif . I thought it was absolutely hysterical when I thought of it. images/icons/grin.gif
I'll explain the original pic...it's a picture from the movie of Slim Pickens riding a falling nuke to its destination while hooting, hollering, and waving his cowboy hat. This same scene was parodied in the Simpsons, when the gun shop owner showed Homer his defunct A-Bomb, and Homer fantasized about riding it to its destination of a group of beatniks on the ground.
I changed Slim Pickens to Ted, and changed the nuke he was riding into a big bag of money. images/icons/grin.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/drstrangelove.jpg
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/drstrangeted.jpg
images/icons/grin.gif
BTW, I showed this thread to 3 of my friends, one of whom remarked that he had to "shut his eyes to stop laughing, and to be able to breath again."
They all loved it. images/icons/grin.gif
Keep up the good work guys!
Keep going!

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Joker]

Good job, all!

Ted's going the full court press to get more moneys...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedHood.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD!!! YOU CAN'T DRIVE NON-SOLID GOLD OBJECTS HERE!!! SIGN ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS OVER TO ME OR I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY HAT MADE OF MONEY!!! GRRR!!!

[The Flying Fish]

LoL, this thread just keeps getting better. images/icons/grin.gif

[Scotty]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Qender:
I don't think that picture(I know the one) would stay here for that long, joe would'nt be happy, neither would ted for that matter. I don't even want to see it again!<hr></blockquote>I don't know if there's a pic of Ted big enough to go with that pic... images/icons/shocked.gif

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/GrabGoldTed.jpg

GRRR!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE GOLD FROM TED TURNER?!? I CAN SMELL GOLD AND HEAR MONEY!!! I HAVE A SOLID GOLD SUBMACHINE GUN!!! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU GOLD-HIDING NON-COLORIZED FOOL!!! GRRR!!!

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

[revenant100]

I just made this and it was too funny not to post:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/miniteddance.gif
I'LL CALL HIM MINI ME, DAMMIT!!!!

[RollingBrass]

^LOL

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/punkrockted.jpg
Ted Turner : Punk Rocker


Ok, my friend Dan (the same guy who gave that little sound bite in praise of this thread images/icons/grin.gif ) gave me a couple of images to breathe some Ted-related life into them.
Here we go...
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedandbarbarella.jpg
GRRRRR!!!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY WIFE; JANE FONDA?!?!?! YOU SUNUVABITCH!!!!! I USED PAPER MACHE MADE OUT OF SOGGY $100,000,000,000 DOLLAR BILLS TO MAKE THESE WINGS!!! I'M GOING TO SMASH YOU IN THE FRIGGIN' MOUTH!!!! ARRRGH!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/mrtednut.jpg
ARRRRRRR!!!! BUY MY PEANUTS!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM, YOU ROTTEN BITCH!!!! I FLY ON A $100 BILL LIKE IT'S A MAGIC CARPET!!!! GRAAAAAAARRRARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here are the original images;
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Barbarella.jpg
FYI, that's from the movie "Barbarella", which starred Jane Fonda....who is Ted Turner's (former?) wife.
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/mrpeanut.jpg
Thanks, Dan! images/icons/grin.gif

Someone from 3DR should contribute to this thread, wouldn't you say, guys? images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Joker]

*laughs so hard, it becomes difficult to type*

It's not even safe to look at billboards anymore...
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedBoard.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN EVERY BILLBOARD!!! I'LL GET YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! FEAR ME, FOR I AM A MEDIA MOGUL!!! GRRR!!!

[The Flying Fish]

ROFLOL!!!! This thread is hilarious!

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joker41_54:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedBoard.jpg <hr></blockquote>
LOL

[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Aegeri]

LOL! Some of this is utterly great. Maybe this will reach AYB status...who knows...

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/spendted.gif
NOW SPEND ME DAMMIT! OR KEEP ME ON DISPLAY IN A GLASS CABINET!

[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Grande 3:16 ]

[LX]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/joedriving.jpg
GRRRR!!! MY LIMOUSINE IS MADE OF SOLID GOLD AND MY CHAUFFEUR HAS CLOTHES MADE OF $1000 BILLS. ARR!!! AND I CAN'T EVEN WEAR MY HAT MADE OF MONEY IN THIS LITTLE CAR!!! SO DRIVE FASTER YOU SONOFABITCH OR I'LL SMACK YOU WITH MY WALLET ALL THE WAY DOWN TO VEGAS!! AAARRRRG!

[The Flying Fish]

LoL, that reflection looks realistic. images/icons/wink.gif

Maybe I should contribute to this thread... images/icons/wink.gif

[Alex]

OMFG this is the funniest shit EVAHHH!!!!111 I have to congratulate EVERYONE for all of their contributions! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubb/icons/icon107.gif

I have plenty of awesome ideas, but I can't be bothered to get Photoshop, or an uploader, or even webspace. Don't worry, I'll figure out something. images/icons/smile.gif

[LX]

Heh, and I have everything but ideas images/icons/wink.gif

[RollingBrass]

Gleamer: send me a private message with your ideas and I'll see if I can make something out of them. images/icons/smile.gif

[Joker]

Or me! images/icons/tongue.gif

[RollingBrass]

Just to let you all know, my Homestead site is being unplugged in 2 weeks unless I upgrade to Homestead Personal (which I won't, since you have to pay images/icons/smile.gif ). Hopefully it's just a time-based thing, and I can start fresh with a new site on Homestead. So, if this thread isn't archived by then (which is likely images/icons/grin.gif ) and you see my pictures show up as red X's, you'll know why. I backed up all of my pictures to my hard drive, so that if the site goes down, I'll still have them. If there are no other options, I will be forced to upgrade.
Now, off to work. images/icons/grin.gif

[revenant100]

This is fun!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedvader.jpg

(I hope I don't get sued... images/icons/smile.gif )

[Justin]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I backed up all of my pictures to my hard drive, so that if the site goes down, I'll still have them.<hr></blockquote>

I have been saving pictures as well.

[Ted Turner]

I'LL GET YOU - YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!

[Duckman]

ROFL!!!

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ted Turner:
I'LL GET YOU - YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Uh oh...

[Joe Siegler]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted2.jpg

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedBall.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN SPORT!!! I HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM MADE OF MONEY!!! I'LL GET EVERY ONE OF YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES JUST LIKE I GOT THIS ONE!!! GRRR!!!

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe3DR:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted2.jpg <hr></blockquote>

Oh no! He's become radioactive and is now the super hero, RADIOCATIVE TED!!! Defender of lies and injustice!

[Joe Siegler]

If I was any good with Photoshop, I'd contribute to this thread. But I'm not. :sigh:

[Grande 3:16]

A bit similar to one of RB's pics. images/icons/smile.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/titlematch.jpg

[SpamViking]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedcastaway.jpg
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedorangutans.jpg
Ted's cat even gets into things... http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedskitty.jpg

[Guest]

LOL, that's some good photoshopping, needs more text though, you know:

"I'M SO RICH I GENETICALLY ENGINEERED A RACE OF SOLID GOLD MONKEYS JUST TO COLORISE THIS FREAKIN CAT! ARRRG!"

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedalien.jpg
TELL ME TO GET AWAY FROM HER? CALL ME "YOU BITCH"? I'LL BITE YOUR NOSE OFF WITH MY TONGUE AND BLEED GOLDEN ACID ALL OVER YOU DAMMIT!!!

[Joker]

And here's what Ted thinks of all that.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedSmilie.jpg

This is the funniest thing I have ever been a part of! Keep it going!

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedgraceland.jpg
CRIME ISN'T KING! ELVIS ISN'T KING! I'M KING DAMMIT! DID ELVIS HAVE HIS OWN CABLE NEWS NETWORK? NO! THAT'S WHY I'M KING! NOW DON'T STEP ON MY GOLD SUEDE SHOES DAMMIT!!!

[ 09-28-2001: Message edited by: Grande 3:16 ]

[Joker]

Remember how Orson Wells refused to let Ted Turner colorize "Citizen Kane"?

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/CitizenTed.jpg

GRRR!!! ORSON WELLS CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! MY ARMY OF LAWYERS ARE DRESSED IN MONEY!!! I'LL COLORIZE WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, YOU MEDDLING SONUVABITCH!!! GRRR!!!

[jakek101]

If you guys haven't notesed ted's email is in his profile: ted@pinballwizards.com HE OWNS PINNBALL WIZARDS! "I OWN APOGEE AND HAVE A DUKE NUKEM MADE OF MONEY!"

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe3DR:
If I was any good with Photoshop, I'd contribute to this thread. But I'm not. :sigh:<hr></blockquote>PM me your ideas, Joe. The more comedy that we pile on here, the better. You can still PM me your ideas, Gleamer. images/icons/grin.gif

I just thought of a good Ted pic. It should be up shortly.

[Joe Siegler]

Ted takes over Kitchen Stadium!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedchef.jpg

[Dirk_Gently]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/turnernazi.jpg

ARGGGGGGHH! You punk kids! Ill have my armies of Golden 100 Dollar Bills hunt you down and colorize you! ARGH!

[Guest]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/blah.jpg

I HAVE YOU NOW MR. NUKEM!!

[Guest]

Ok, I've revised one of my images to include the "dire warning", if you've been backing these up you may want to replace the old one that made less sense, the file is tturner1.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner1a.jpg

[RollingBrass]

Here's one for the KITH fans in the house...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedheadcrusher.jpg
GRARRRGH!!!! I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!!!!!! I CAN BUY CANADA WITH MY HAT OF MONEY!!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedheadlock.jpg
ARRRRRR!!!! I FINALLY GOT ONE OF YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!! I'M GOING TO SQUEEZE YOUR HEAD UNTIL YOUR NOSE PAYS OFF LIKE A SLOT MACHINE!!!!!!! YOU WILL NOW BE A SOLDIER IN MY ARMY!!!! BLARRRGH!!!!

Later on...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedindirtypillows.jpg
GRRR!!!! I COMMAND YOU TO GET TO WORK ON MY 15TH HOUSE MADE OUT OF RARE SPANISH GOLD DUBLOONS!!!!!! I'M SO GOD-DAMNED RICH I FART GOLD DUST!!!! HEY, IT'S COMFY IN HERE!!!!! ARRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!


Those are a couple of pics I altered that Dan sent me (he's the guy on the right in both of them). His eyes in that last pic were already altered by another one of his friends to be looking at....uh...TEH B00BERZ!111!!!. He isn't actually looking that way in the original. That saved me about 5-10 seconds of work. images/icons/grin.gif
Check out his AIM Buddy Icon here (copy and paste)

aim:BuddyIcon?ScreenName=SickBoySako

I got a kick out of it. images/icons/grin.gif
AIM kept crapping out on me while corresponding with Dan and a couple of other people, and I desperately need sleep, so if these pics look sloppy, it's due to the fatigue and frustration. images/icons/grin.gif
Photoshopping my first B00ber helped calm me a tad, though. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Guest]

^ LOL! images/icons/shocked.gif

[Kevin9er]

I need to become more active in the pic making process.

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ClownTed.jpg

GRRR!!! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!! I HAVE A CLOWN SUIT MADE OF MONEY!!! I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY SOLID GOLD CLOWN POLE AND TAKE YOUR GOLD BADGE, YOU MEDDLING SONUVABITCH!!! GRRR!!!

[RollingBrass]

Folks, I have some sad news to announce....


Apparently Ted Turner, in his never-ending crusade to remove "those meddling kids", has traveled to New Zealand and is believed to have killed a young man there. Of course, no suspects have been named in this case, but some photographic evidence has surfaced onto the Internet and, in my mind and without a doubt, points to Ted Turner as the perpetrator of this heinous act. Here is the photo that was taken at just minutes before the young man's disappearance and suspected murder....

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedstalkingsteven.jpg

The poor bastard....you can see the fear in his eyes. images/icons/frown.gif

images/icons/wink.gif images/icons/tongue.gif
Time for sleep. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Superczar]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by revenant100:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/miniteddance.gif <hr></blockquote>

That gets my vote for the funniest pic...

[Guest]

RollingBrass you bastard! images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/wink.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Steven ]

[Joker]

LOL@RollingBrass!!! images/icons/grin.gif

Apparently, that's not the end of Ted's crusade. In an effort to shut down all supply lines of joy to "those meddling kids", Ted has done a hit-and-run on a much beloved icon of peace and goodwill...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedAir.jpg

Apparently, the transcript from the flight recorder was as follows:

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good... AAARGH!!!"

"GRRR!!! I COULD BUY THE NORTH AND SOUTH POLE AND MELT IT, GETTING ALL THOSE MEDDLESOME KIDS IN ONE FELL SWOOP!!! I CAN, BECAUSE I AM TED TURNER, POSSESSOR OF THE HAT MADE OF MONEY!!! GRRR!!!"

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

[Grande 3:16]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedindirtypillows.jpg <hr></blockquote>I've never wanted to be Ted Turner so badly in my life. images/icons/grin.gif

[Joker]

The new Ted Turner diet!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedEatingMoney.jpg

GRRR!!! I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF MONEY!!! I COULD BUY THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF DENTURES TO CHEW THESE $100 BILLS!!! GRRR!!!

[Hoettelknoettel]

images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Hoettelknoettel ]

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SpamViking: http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedskitty.jpg <hr></blockquote>LOL!

Also, Joe, that Ted Turner member was hilarious. images/icons/grin.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[RollingBrass]

Damn....I just realized that my site will be unplugged tomorrow. I didn't read that email until a week after I got it. I'm probably going to pay for an upgrade.
/sigh
Oh well....it's just 30 bucks for a year. No biggie.
[EDIT]Finished. images/icons/smile.gif

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Alex]

Hey RollingBrass, I've only just now made my UBB rounds, so I didn't get to post in the last page until now. I'll PM you some of my wicked ideas images/icons/smile.gif

[revenant100]

Just thought of good one:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/starwarsted.jpg
AARRRR!!!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR BENT WOOKIE!!! I HAVE A WOOKIE MADE OF GOLD!!!!!

[Buzzer]

Man i had fun making these, i couldn't stop laughing.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/pamturner.jpg

GRRAAAAAAARR!!!STOP LOOKING AT MY BOOBS YOU PITIFULL WORM!!!! I GOT BOOBS MADE OUT OF GOLD GRAAAA!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinmanted.jpg

HAAAARRRRR STICK YOUR HEART WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE YOU UGLY LITTLE BIOTCH!!!!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedwiz.jpg

GRAAAAHH!!!! YOU CAN HAVE THESE RUBY SLIPPERS WHEN YOU PRY THEM OF MY COLD, DEAD FEET YOU UGLY BIATCH!!!!

[Buzzer]

I'm on a roll

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/hammerted.gif

STOP BIOTCH...TURNER TIME...DOO DOODOODUM...DUH DUM...DUH DUM CAN'T BUY THIS!!!!!!

-- edited bad URL

[ 09-29-2001: Message edited by: Buzzer ]

[Joker]

NEWSFLASH!!! TED TURNER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!

The multi-millionaire media tycoon, Ted Turner, has once again been discovered in his attempts to "get those meddling kids". Below is an amateur photograph of his latest attempt to strike fear into those who defy his hat made of money along with a statement heard by the witness...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedLynching.jpg

GRRR!!! I OWN THE GOLDEN ARCHES!!! I'LL STRING YOU UP LIKE A MEDDLING SONUVABITCH!!! I COULD BUY MCDONALD'S AND TURN IT INTO TEDBURGER WITH MY HAT MADE OF MONEY, YOU MEDDLING BASTARD!!! GRRR!!!

[Maffu]

OH NOS!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/notreadyforteddy.jpg

GRRRR!! COME HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, I WANNA RUN YOU OVER!!!

[SpamViking]

ROTFLMAO!!!
Buzzer, MC Ted is abso-freakin'-lutely hilarious! I have tears in my eyes as I type this images/icons/smile.gif

[Joker]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedCouch.jpg

GRRR!!! STOP TRYING TO RAID MY SOLID GOLD COUCH YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! MY DENTURES ARE MADE OF MONEY!!! I'LL GET YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! GRRR!!!

[RollingBrass]

I came home from work a couple of hours ago, brought my Mountain Dew to my computer, browsed the forums, and noticed that Gleamer had sent me a Private Message with 3 of his ideas. I could only do 2 (the third I might do tomorrow), so without further ado...here they are....
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/mkted.jpg
RAAAAARRRRGHHH!!!!!!! MEDDLING KID!!!!! I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY MULLET!!!!! MY MUSCLES ARE MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

And lastly, the idea that made the aforementioned Mountain Dew come shooting out of my nose fully realized in jpeg form...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/megated.jpg
GRARRR!!!! I'LL KILL THAT MEDDLING MEGAMAN BY MASHING HIM WITH MY MOUNDS OF MONEY!!!! I OWN DR. WILY!!!! HE'S MY FOOD-CHEWER NOW!!!! ARAARRRARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

I had some ideas of my own, and both Dan and jakek gave me a couple more. I'll try and finish them tonight.

Thanks to Gleamer for providing the ideas for another injection of "the funny" images/icons/smile.gif

[EDIT]Page 7!!! I'm so proud!
You guys rock! images/icons/smile.gif

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Joker]

Well, I'm still trying hard to keep up...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedYoyo.jpg

GRRR!!! I'M 150FT TALL AND MADE OF SOLID GOLD!!! I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LIKE A YO-YO, YOU MEDDLING, PARACHUTING SONUVABITCH!!! I OWN ALL THE EXTREME SPORTS AND COLORIZE THEM FOR THE MASSES!!! GRRR!!!

[Guest]

LOL RollingBrass!!!

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: Steven ]

[RollingBrass]

/pries eyes open
OK....I'm finally caught up in regards to creating other people's ideas....I'll start with Dan's...here we go...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ramboted.jpg


If you've seen Kindergarten Cop, you should find this funny like I did..
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/kcopted.jpg

Later on...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tumorted.jpg
There...I removed it with my bare hands before it grew any bigger.

And to wrap up Dan's ideas....

It was a normal day on the set of Spaceghost Coast to Coast...that is...until an unexpected guest dropped by....cameras were rolling while this occured...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/spaceted.jpg
GRRRRRRR!!!!! I'M GONNA BUY YOUR WHOLE DAMNED SHOW AND ASTEROID AND MAKE YOU WEAR A TUTU ON AIR!!! I OWN CARTOON NETWORK!!! AARRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!

A scuffle ensued, and Spaceghost ate Ted Turner
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/spaceted1.jpg
Ted: ARRR!!!! WHEN MY HOUSE GETS DIRTY, I JUST BUY A NEW ONE AND MOVE IN!!!! YOU ROTTEN, EGG-SUCKING SUNUVABITCH!!! MARK MY WORDS, I WILL RETURN!!!
Spaceghost: Yeah....as bad gas...
/CHOMP!!!

The transmission was cut off there, and it was believed that Spaceghost won the day, as usual....until....

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/spaceted2.jpg
GRRRR!!! SPACEGHOST DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS A SYMBOITIC ORGANISM!!! I OWN HIM NOW, BOTH MONETARILY AND PHYSICALLY!!! I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR TEETH AND SELL THEM AS IVORY, DONNY!!!!!

And that concludes Dan's ideas that I had to catch up on.

Up next....jakek101's idea. It's pretty self-explanatory, and I really liked the way it came out. I don't know if it was my sleep-deprived brain or not, but I found it damned funny. images/icons/grin.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/chipmunkted.jpg
$20 CAN BUY YOU MANY PEANUTS....BUT $500,000,000,000,000 CAN BUY YOU A PEANUT CONGLOMERATE!!!! MMMMM!!!! I BOUGHT 5 MINK COATS TO GO OVER MY NATURAL FUR!!!! GRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Ok, that's it. Show's over for today. It's 5:10AM and I'm going to collapse.
o_0

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Alex]

Heh heh heh, my glorious ideas have come to life! The Megaman one had been whirling in my mind for days before RollingBrass brought it to life...sure made my "Individual Freedom vs. Authority" class seem less boring images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/megated.jpg
BLLOORRRGG!! YOU THINK YOU GOT THE CAJONES TO TAKE ON MY SOLID-GOLD EMPIRE, "MINI-MAN"?!? I BOUGHT CAPCOM WITH THE GOLD LINT I FOUND IN MY BELLY-BUTTON!!

[Joker]

Apparently, Ted is putting the hard word on anyone who borrowed money from him...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/TedDebt.jpg

GRRR!!! YOU DARED DIP YOUR HAND INTO MY VAT OF SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS!!! ALL YOUR MONEY IS MINE!!! I HAVE MORE MONEY IN MY GOLD TEETH THAN YOU HAVE PERIOD!!! GRRR!!!

[Guest]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner9.jpg

OKAY! THAT'S ENOUGH, WHEN I GET OUTA THIS IM GOING AT YOU WITH A SOLID GOLD BASEBALL BAT! LIKE IN THE VIDEO

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner10.jpg

RRRAAARRRGGG! YOU TRYING TO SNEAK A SOLID GOLD TRAIN PAST ME! I'LL HAVE YOUR SOCKS SOLD IN FORIEGN MARKETS, THEN COLORISED BY OVERWORKED UNDERPAID ANIMATORS.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner11.jpg

DAMN MEDDLING ADULTS! WHERE'S MY SOLID GOLD BA-BA!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tturner12.jpg
YO QUERO MUCHO DINERO!

[jakek101]

Someone needs to make an angry ted model for max payne and DNF when it comes. please?

[Justin]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/teddn1.png

[Darktalyn]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedgold.jpg

SOON THE MELDING OF MY BODY TO THIS GOLD BAR WILL BE COMPLETE! THEN I WILL TRULY BE A GOD AMONG MEN!! I OWN TBS DAMMIT!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedbirdseye.jpg

DAMN YOU ORSON WELLES!!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR TRAINED ATTACK PIGEONS TO HELL!!!

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: Darktalyn1 ]

[Joe Siegler]

http://www.fark.com

For those of you who want more Photoshop fun (and are over 18).

BTW, I don't know what prompted the "gaping anus" comment, but I'm pretty sure I won't like it when I find out. images/icons/mad.gif

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lee3DR:
BTW, I don't know what prompted the "gaping anus" comment, but I'm pretty sure I won't like it when I find out. images/icons/mad.gif <hr></blockquote>I could have sworn that that picture was a parody of....that other picture. graemlins/mryuck.gif
Think of your picture, but imagine performing that same manual orifice alteration on the opposite end of your body. graemlins/mryuck.gif graemlins/mryuck.gif

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[jakek101]

actualy that isnt ******'s butt if you look at the picture you can see his but at the top geuss what it is? i think it had something to do with a knife... i sicken myself

i just saw more of the pictures i think im wromng but ill let that be

[ 09-30-2001: Message edited by: jakek101 ]

[Alex]

Irregardless, the non-anal-related pictures here are so damn funny, I'm having chest pains from laughing! images/icons/grin.gif

Gah, heart stopped........ah there it goes!

[Mr_Biggun]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/turner3dr.gif

DAMN !!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE POINTING YOUR FINGER AT ME ?!! I'LL SEND MY PRIVATE TROOPS TO WHOOP YER A$$ !!!!!!!!!

--
my 2 cents images/icons/smile.gif

[Buzzer]

ROFL, this thread will get me trough any difficult time images/icons/smile.gif . It's the next spacestation.

[LX]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ilikemyself.jpg
GRRRR! DOES ANYBODY OF YOU MEDDLING KIDS NOT CONCUR?! I HAVE THESE WORDS ON EVERY GOLD BAR THAT MY HOUSE WAS BUILT OF! ARRRG!

[Warrior]

LOL! This thread rules! If it hasn't already been said, this thing should go in the greatest hits. images/icons/grin.gif

[The Flying Fish]

^ It has been, but I don't think we can stress that fact enough... we can't let Joe forget, after all. images/icons/wink.gif

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedbird.jpg
GRARRRR!!!! PUT ME DOWN, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!!!!! I'M YELLOW BECAUSE I WAS ROLLING AROUND IN GOLD DUST!!!! I EAT THE SEEDS OFF OF MONEY TREES!!!! RRAAAARRRRRGHHH!!!!!!!

The other I'll try to finish and post later tonight... images/icons/smile.gif

[Guest]

I'm really sorry for the comment I appoligise if it offended anyone. Joe if you want to know feel free to email me.

[RollingBrass]

Ok, it's done. images/icons/smile.gif

Ted Turner rounded up a band of "those meddling kids" that he captured and brainwashed to help him do his bidding.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/captaintedlogo.jpg
With your revenue combined...I am Captain Wallet!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/captainted.jpg
RAAAAAARGHH!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!! SAVE THOSE TREES SO THAT I CAN CUT THEM DOWN AND MAKE MONEY OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!!! I'M MADE OUT OF PURE SILVER!!! GRRRRRRR!!!

[ 10-01-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
SAVE THOSE TREES SO THAT I CAN CUT THEM DOWN AND MAKE MONEY OUT OF ALL OF THEM!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Wow! So money does grow off trees. graemlins/hhg.gif images/icons/wink.gif

Nice job, RollingBrass. images/icons/smile.gif

[Joker]

Funny you should mention a superhero, Rolling...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/SuperTed.jpg

GRRR!!! I CAN FIND MONEY WITH MY X-RAY VISION!!! I CAN LEAP TALL STACKS OF MONEY IN A SINGLE BOUND!!! I'M FASTER THAN AN ELECTRONIC TRANSFER OF FUNDS!!! GRRR!!!

[RollingBrass]

I should have a couple more images ready for you all tonight. images/icons/grin.gif

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/chooseted.jpg
CHOOSE ME YOU LITTLE PRARIE OYSTER! MY NEW SPECIAL MOVE IS HURLING GOLD BRICKS AT MY ENEMY UNTIL THEY EXPLODE!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedtoasty.jpg
TOASTY DAMMIT!

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Grande 3:16 ]

[Superczar]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Battleted.jpg

GRRRR!!!! The Dark Queen can suck my solid gold @%*#!!!! Damn slimy 'toads!!!

[dejay]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/talking.jpg
Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

I don't see any God damn son-of-a-bitch rich-as-a-bastard Bill-Gates-underwear-on-his-head-wearing gold-enema-loving ferret-teeth-nashing old bastard here.

[Justin]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/captaintedlogo.jpg
With your revenue combined...I am Captain Wallet!!!!<hr></blockquote>

/me has an aneurysm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SNORT!!!

[Alex]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>With your revenue combined...I am Captain Wallet!!!!<hr></blockquote>
Bwahahahahahah! images/icons/grin.gif

Greed!
Monopoly!
Stocks!
Bullion!
Shareholder!
Profit-margin!
Transaction!

Also, great job with the MK pics Grande!

Here's what will be hanging on my dorm room's door for the world to see:
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr> http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
TED SEZ: HEY SCUMBAGS, KEEP IT DOWN!!! MY PAL ALEX IS TRYING TO SLEEP! DON'T MAKE ME WHACK YOU WITH MY SOLID-GOLD BRIEFCASE!! I BOUGHT THIS COLLEGE WITH THE HANDLE OF MY DIAMOND HAIRBRUSH!!<hr></blockquote>

EDIT: Made this a lot funnier images/icons/grin.gif

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Gleamer ]

[codefish]

I've got a pic, but no webspace... Anyone know of a not too crappy, free picture hosting service that actually works with external links, and are sites like PhotoPoint.com any good?

Thanks.

BTW. This thread r0x0r!! images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

Check your private messages, codefish.

[NutWrench]

I thought "All Your Base . . ." was funnier, myself.

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by NutWrench:
I thought "All Your Base . . ." was funnier, myself.<hr></blockquote> http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg
GRRRRRRRR!!!!! YOU STINKING RAT-BASTARD!!!! WHAT IS FUNNIER; SOME STUPID ASSED MISTRANSLATION, OR AN ANGRY MEDIA MOGUL BEING INSERTED INTO ASSORTED HILARIOUS SITUATIONS!!?? I ATE MONEY FOR BREAKFAST!!!!

[codefish]

Yay! Thanks, RollingBrass!
*bows down and kisses feet*
*realizes feet smell like feet*
*rinses mouth*

The image should be in your inbox shortly images/icons/smile.gif

[RollingBrass]

/rinses feet of codefish's slobber
images/icons/grin.gif

Here's codefish's pic, folks. images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedtanic.jpg
"GRRR!!! YOUR 'HEART OF THE OCEAN' IS A PIECE OF CRAP!! I'VE PICKED BIGGER
STONES THAN THAT OUT OF MY NOSE!!!! YARRRR!!!"

[RollingBrass]

A couple of quick ones for you fine folks.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/justinted.jpg
GRRRRR!!!! TED RULES!! I HAVE A DOPEFISH MADE OUT OF RARE TREASURES FROM THE ORIENT!!!!!!

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/darktalynted.jpg
GRARRRGHH!!! MY PLAN IS COMING INTO FRUITION!!! I HAVE BOUGHT A BRAND NEW BODY, AND WILL NOW LIVE 80 YEARS LONGER!!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS I'M HOUNDING BY CHICKS EVERYWHERE AND A GUY FROM NEW YORK IS STALKING ME!!!!! MY WIFEBEATER IS MADE OUT OF SILK AND MINK!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I got a set in the works that I'll post later on. images/icons/smile.gif

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Justin]

Here's one from the DopefishZone, made by my friend cremmel13:

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/Tedfish.jpg
GRRR!!! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, STUPID FISH??? I'LL BEAN YOU WITH MY HAT MADE OF MONEY!!! I OWN COMMANDER KEEN!!! GRRR, I'M HUNGRY!!! GRRR...<hr></blockquote>

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/livingted.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/livingted1.jpg
MOOOOONEYYY........MEDDLIIIIIING KIIIIIIIIDSSSS.....

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/barbara.jpg
"They're coming to buy you, Barbara...."

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Guest]

I wannt post here but I am not good at image editing. (~_~)

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: bobaverill ]

[Tip]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/toastergold.jpg

AAAHHH!! YOU LITTLE SHIT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY GOLDEN COLORIZED TOASTER!?!? DAMN MEDDLING KIDS!!! IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME SOME DAMN BITCH RAPED ONE OF MY TOASTERS I'D BE AS RICH TED TURNER YOU GODDAMNED SONS OF COLORIZED KOREAN PROSTITUTES!!!! PIECE OF SHIT ORSON WELLS CAN CHOKE ON MY GODDAMNED GOLDEN PROSTATE REPLACEMENT!

Tip

Damn meddling kids.

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: Tip ]

[Tip]

Apparently Bob thought it would be funny to post my pic before me...
Never again will I share my work with IRC before posting it. Anyways, edited the location of the pic so Bob is now without picture...

Tip

As I said previously, damn meddling kids.

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/roboted.jpg
STAY OUT OF TROUBLE YOU FILTHY LITTLE PECKERHEADS!!!

[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Grande 3:16 ]

[RollingBrass]

bobaverill, check your Private Messages.


Also, for anyone that has an idea for a picture in this thread, but don't have the software or the 1337 sk1llz to create those pictures, just Private Message me your ideas, and I'll create and post the images. I'll credit you for the picture (like I did with Gleamer).

If you already made a picture, but don't have any webspace to store it on and post from onto this forum, just Private Message me and I'll give you my email address so you can send me the picture, and I'll put it up on my Homestead site and post it here as well as credit you (like I did with codefish).

The funny must live on!

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]</p>

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.jpg
TIP-TOE THROUGH THESE BLEEDIN' TULIPS YOU LITTLE PUPPY NUGGET!!!

[ 10-07-2001: Message edited by: Grande 3:16 ]

[RollingBrass]

^LOL

[revenant100]

Not my best work, but, oh well:

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/starcraftted.jpg
GRRRR!!!!! MEDDLING ZERG!!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO CAMP OUSIDE OF MY BASE!!! I HAVE A SEIGE TANK MADE OF SOLID GOLD!!!!

[RollingBrass]

^ images/icons/shocked.gif


Anyway, BADGER posted a pic in "The Post Thread" that he wanted "Turner-fied", so here it is...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/badger.jpg
GRR!!!! ONE MOVE AND THE BUNNY GETS IT! I HAVE A KNIFE MADE OF GOLD!

images/icons/grin.gif

Here's the original pic:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/knife.jpg
That knife didn't "gold" properly. images/icons/frown.gif

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Guest]

Hey codefish hypermart.net has fairly good hosting and they allow external image links (thats where all my pictures come from)

[Ninja]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted.jpg

GRRR! MEDDLING KIDS! HOW DARE YOU IGNORE MY THREAD! ONLY 8 PAGES OF WORSHIP? I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY KEYBOARD MADE OF SOLID GOLD! DISRESPECT ME WILL YA? I'LL COLORIZE JOE'S HOUSE! HAHAHAHAHA!

[RollingBrass]

In case you missed it in the other thread, and missed my last post in this thread; check your Private Messages, Ninja.

[Alex]

Also, I edited my previous post regarding the mini-poster I plan on printing out to hang on my dorm room's door. Everyone go read it again (or I'll get my boomstick!!)

Uhh, it wasn't that funny...
/me cocks gun
HAHAHA! Hilarious caption!

[RollingBrass]

LOL!

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gleamer:
Everyone go read it again (or I'll get my boomstick!!)<hr></blockquote>

I don't think it's that funny. What are you going to do about it? You don't know where I live! graemlins/hhg.gif

[ 10-02-2001: Message edited by: revenant100 ]</p>

[Alex]

Oh yeah? I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime!

/me begins to pathetically wave his arms in a useless fashion images/icons/tongue.gif

[Mr_Biggun]

sorry for that hefty dl time but...

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedscar.gif

images/icons/smile.gif

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedinvaders.jpg

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/belongtoted.gif

[Grande 3:16]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted-man.gif
Hey Kids!
Play the latest cool game... TED-MAN!
Control your TED-MAN around the maze, gobbling up 100 dollar bills and gold bars before the evil Jane Fonda monsters can get to them!

[Carger2000]

Yeah, I know, its not too great but its my first ok?

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedd.jpg

[The Flying Fish]

LoL @ Grande.

[Carger2000]

Righ, heres some more additions (if the first one
is too nasty feel free to delete it Joe)

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tednaked.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tednuke.jpg

THIS IS MY LAB! GRRRRR!.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedstamp.jpg
SENT ME DAMN KIDS! POST ME!!

Er.. okay thats it, got more interesting things to do.. graemlins/dopefish.gif

[Alex]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedstamp.jpg
LICK ME GODDAMMIT!! I BOUGHT SCIENCE!! I CALL MY NEW ELEMENT TURNERIUM!!

[Komb.at]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedjfk.jpg

grr grrrr

[Komb.at]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedgus.jpg

GRRRRR, THOSE MEDDLING KIDS WILL NEVER FIND ME OUT HERE WITH MY FAKE BEARD!!! GRRR

[RollingBrass]

Ninja sent me an idea for a Ted pic, so here it is;

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedgoose.jpg
I'M A GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS!!! I COULD BUY AN ENTIRE FARM MADE OF SOLID GOLD WITH 1,000,000 OF THESE GEESE, YOU LITTLE PRICKS! GRRRRRRR!!!!!


Thanks, Ninja!

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[LX]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/rushmore.jpg
GRRRR! MEDDLING PRESIDENTS, I SHOULD BE THE ONLY ONE HERE! ARRR! ONE DAY I'LL BUILD THIS DAMN MOUNTAIN IN SOLID GOLD! GRRRBL!


[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: LX ]

[Mr_Biggun]

^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://home.bn-ulm.de/~hombach/icons/lol.gif

ROFLMAO !!!!

[Justin]

ROTFLMAO @ LX!!!

[RollingBrass]

A few days before the 3DR UBB was put back online, Scott and George realized that Joe-Bot would need to be updated as well, since version 2.4 was getting a bit long in the tooth. They reworked him, and gave him attributes to make him a better moderator.
They gave him the belief that he was powerful, like a businessman. They gave him the wisdom that only age could bring. They gave him the temper of an angry hornet. All they needed now was to program him with a negative view of trolls. They had worked into the wee hours of the morning, and decided to program his animosity towards trolls and lamers in the morning.
They woke up the next morning, and upon entering the chamber of the re-worked Joe-Bot, they gazed upon the physical manifestation of those attributes and finally knew exactly how to make him view trolls;
They programmed him to view trolls and lamers as the meddling kids that stole his hat made out of money.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsiegler.jpg
GRRRRR!!!!! YOU FREAKING LOW-LIVES!!! I'M GONNA BAN YOU TO A PRISON CELL IN THE CITY OF EL DORADO!!!! I HAVE A COPY OF XENOPHAGE MADE OUT OF GOLD!!! GRRARRRAAAAAAARRAAAAARGGHH!!!!!

[LX]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/rogerrabbit.jpg
MEDDLING BUNNY TRYING TO STEAL MY WALLET, HUH? WAIT, I'LL GETCHA! GRRRRR!

[Komb.at]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsouthpark.jpg

[RollingBrass]

^LOL!

[Komb.at]

wee this is getting fun images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedpeanut.jpg

got nuts?

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Komb.at:
wee this is getting fun images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedpeanut.jpg

got nuts?<hr></blockquote>Yes....yes I do.
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/mrtednut.jpg

[Kalki]

Nice thread you guys got going here. Mind if I give it a try?

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tinyted.gif

[Komb.at]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
Yes....yes I do.
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/mrtednut.jpg <hr></blockquote>


LOL

[edit]i just yet realized that you did that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy earlier images/icons/smile.gif

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Komb.at ]

[Joker]

These are all excellent! Let's make this thread bloated with Ted! images/icons/tongue.gif

Meanwhile on Ted Turner's Orbital Space Station
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/MiniTed.jpg

GRRR!!! I'LL CALL THIS COLORIZED MASTERPIECE MINIME, DAMMIT!!! I HAVE A SPACESUIT MADE OF SILVER!!! I COULD BUY THE ENTIRETY OF SPACE WITH MY SOLID GOLD DANDRUFF!!! GRRR!!!

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Joker41_54 ]

[Komb.at]

now this is pretty scary

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedmonalisa.jpg

WHO SAID MY SMILE IS WEIRD?

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Komb.at:

[edit]i just yet realized that you did that waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy earlier images/icons/smile.gif <hr></blockquote>Yeah, some of my pics get lost in the shuffle. I'm surprised no one commented on my Ted Siegler pic up there. I'm telling you, if Joe died, decomposed slightly, and then came back in zombie form, he would look exactly like that....well....minus some hair maybe. images/icons/tongue.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[Komb.at]

Ted Siegler rocks images/icons/grin.gif
(though he will give me nightmares for the next few days)

[Tip]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/grrr.gif
Wait for it to download, it's a little animation. images/icons/grin.gif

Man, this thread is like an episode of Seinfeld: hilarious but if you try to explain it to someone who hasn't seen it you end up looking like an ass.
All my friends at school thought I was an idiot after describing it. images/icons/tongue.gif

Tip

I was a bit disappointed that my toaster picture was ignored.

[RollingBrass]

Tip, your toaster pic was just too weird for comprehension.
As far as that .gif goes, I think it's safe to say that you've officially won this page for now. images/icons/grin.gif
Good work! http://forums.3drealms.com/ubb/thumb.gif

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Guest]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tip:
Man, this thread is like an episode of Seinfeld: hilarious but if you try to explain it to someone who hasn't seen it you end up looking like an ass.
All my friends at school thought I was an idiot after describing it. images/icons/tongue.gif <hr></blockquote>

That is so true! I've been taking pictures on the walls here at calarts and putting Ted Turner on them. Everyone else is really confused. I'm not too good at explaining it.

[RollingBrass]

I'd like to point out that that is the only Mastercard parody that didn't make me want to smash my computer monitor in.
That is quite the big compliment, FYI. images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/tongue.gif
[EDIT]I think I liked it because it was actually creative. images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Tip]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I'd like to point out that that is the only Mastercard parody that didn't make me want to smash my computer monitor in.
That is quite the big compliment, FYI. images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/tongue.gif
[EDIT]I think I liked it because it was actually creative. images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]<hr></blockquote>

images/icons/grin.gif
Thanks... what other parodies are there of that anyways? Only other one I saw was some shirt that said something like "Tickets to Britney concert:$65 Ski Mask: $5 Carton of Eggs: $1 Egging America's favorite popstar: Priceless"

Some people I know asked me to print up a few pages of this for them...
I fear that even after doing that they'll still think I'm stupid. images/icons/wink.gif

Tip

I made that toaster pick shortly after looking at large amounts of toaster porn...
It does odd things to the mind.

[Tip]

Crap!
I have angered the Geocities gods.
"The web site you are trying to access has exceeded its allocated data transfer. Visit our help area for more information.
Access to this site will be restored within an hour. Please try again later.
http://www.geocities.com/joe_bloggs_the_1st/grrr.txt "
Can someone temporarily host this animation for me until Joe puts it on the 3dr server? Please PM me if you will and I can send you the file and edit my original post to point to the new location...
Thanks whoever does me this favor. images/icons/grin.gif

Tip

Oh shit! The Geocities van just pulled into my driveway!

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tip:


images/icons/grin.gif
Thanks... what other parodies are there of that anyways? Only other one I saw was some shirt that said something like "Tickets to Britney concert:$65 Ski Mask: $5 Carton of Eggs: $1 Egging America's favorite popstar: Priceless"[/i]<hr></blockquote>I would really like to see that one. images/icons/grin.gif
Anyway, there are about a billion Mastercard parodies that just make the picture unfunny. You can find "the funny" in the picture on your own (normally a picture of a guy that pissed himself while sleeping after having his hand dipped in water, or some unintentional upskirt shots of ladies), but the ****ing idiots have to add some trite, drawn out Mastercard crap on it. images/icons/mad.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

[EDIT]Check your PMs, Tip. images/icons/smile.gif

[EDIT AGAIN]I can't upload the files for you. I keep getting errors no matter what I do. Sorry. images/icons/frown.gif
Maybe Joe can help you out?

[ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[Carger2000]

That one's awesome Grande! Ill try and submit something too..

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedgumby.jpg
"GRRRRR!!!! NOW...IT'S TIME FOR....THE TED TURNER SKETCH!!!!!
..........
THE.....TED TURNER SKETCH!!!!!!
.......
THE......TED TURNER SKETCH!!!!!!!!
images/icons/tongue.gif

[Superczar]

LOFL@Tip's animation! graemlins/hhg.gif

[dejay]

LOL, there is some very funny shit here.

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsmiley.gif

GRRRRR. I'm not gonna smile for no feeble geeks who are too poor to even download pictures of my money.

[Mr_Biggun]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/ted_bamyan.gif

GRRR ! The Taliban ****ups blew me up in early 2001 !! Gonna send my private troops to bomb 'em.


--
tribute to the 1500 year old Buddha statues of Bamyan (Bamyan valley, Afghanistan) that were destroyed by the Taliban in March 2001

[Guest]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tip:

Thanks... what other parodies are there of that anyways? Only other one I saw was some shirt that said something like "Tickets to Britney concert:$65 Ski Mask: $5 Carton of Eggs: $1 Egging America's favorite popstar: Priceless"<hr></blockquote>

Before the game was released I re-edited the E3 videos into a "Maxtercard" trailer.

[Komb.at]

Inspired by Biggun's picture images/icons/smile.gif

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsphynx.jpg

GRRRR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS WON'T BRAKE OFF MY NOSE AGAIN... I SHALL BE REBUILT WITH PURE GOLD

[RollingBrass]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LX:
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedwinky.jpg
KIDS, DON'T MEDDLE IN MY AFFAIRS! GRRR!<hr></blockquote>LOL...that's a lot like an idea I had a few days ago, but I put it in the backburner of my mind and forgot about it. images/icons/smile.gif
Anyway, my idea was a bit different. Here it is...
http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/teleteddie.jpg
GRRRRRRR!!!!!! DON'T LET THAT GOLD ONE GET AWAY, YOU LITTLE GIGGLING RAT-BASTARDS!!!!! ME AND MY SUN ARE MADE OUT OF MELTED GOLD!!!!!! GRAARGH!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Siegler]

RollingBrass, the D.P. Gumby one made me lose it pretty good. images/icons/grin.gif

[RollingBrass]

images/icons/grin.gif
Thanks.
I actually looked for a Gumby pic a few days ago on the Google image search, but all I found was the other Gumby. I tried again the other day and I think I found it on the very last page. images/icons/smile.gif

[ 10-04-2001: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]

[LX]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/darphted.jpg

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/blueted.jpg

[fractalgp]

haha, damn this thread is hilarious! but, err, who is this guy anyway, and what did he do (if anything images/icons/smile.gif )?

[RollingBrass]

He's Ted Turner. He owns many a network over here in the states (among which include TBS, AMC, and TNT).

[RollingBrass]

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/JoetoTed.gif
images/icons/grin.gif

Special thanks to Duckman for the picture of a pissed-off non-Turnerfied Joe, which I took...er...borrowed from the "Warp Lee Jackson" thread. images/icons/grin.gif

[revenant100]

<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I actually looked for a Gumby pic a few days ago on the Google image search, but all I found was the other Gumby.<hr></blockquote>

*cough*

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/gumbyted.jpg
GRRR!!!! DAMN PUNKS!!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO APPRECIATE GUMBY TED!!! I HAVE PLAYDO MADE OF SOLID GOLD!!!!!

(I don't know what I was thinking...)

[ 10-04-2001: Message edited by: revenant100 ]

[Buzzer]

Great new site :

http://forums.3drealms.com/images/ted/tedsnews.jpg