Brettster
12-06-2002, 09:07 AM
Dr. Proton's lament - or I am really bored tonight.
(with apologies to Kermit the Frog)
It's not that easy being mean;
Having to spend each day with mutants on your team.
When I think I could be with bouncing boobie dancing girls,
or someone much more beautiful like that.
It's not easy being mean.
It seems you hang out with so many ordinary things,
Like Octa-brains with tentacles and Pig-cops with filthy foaming mouths,
and other nasty creatures just like that.
But mean's the team that cheats and lies.
And mean can be cool and friendly-like
And mean can be nasty like an bomb, or deceptive like a snake, or evil like a f*rt
When mean is all you've ever been
It could make you wonder, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am mean and it'll do fine, it's criminal!
And I think it's what I want to be.
(with apologies to Kermit the Frog)
It's not that easy being mean;
Having to spend each day with mutants on your team.
When I think I could be with bouncing boobie dancing girls,
or someone much more beautiful like that.
It's not easy being mean.
It seems you hang out with so many ordinary things,
Like Octa-brains with tentacles and Pig-cops with filthy foaming mouths,
and other nasty creatures just like that.
But mean's the team that cheats and lies.
And mean can be cool and friendly-like
And mean can be nasty like an bomb, or deceptive like a snake, or evil like a f*rt
When mean is all you've ever been
It could make you wonder, but why wonder why?
Wonder, I am mean and it'll do fine, it's criminal!
And I think it's what I want to be.