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grummzaire
04-28-2002, 07:36 PM
In a recent press release, Remedy unnoficially let slip an announcement of a brand new official add on for Max Payne. Plans for this have been under way for quite a while. This new edition of Max Payne is planned to be entitled Max Payne: Kung Fu kitty edition. The box art has also been planned (See the picture at the bottom of the page). While not much information was released about this game, We did get a chance to interview some [unnamed] Remedy employees.

The game story is no longer about Max himself, but Max's cat. "We thought it would be a... unique... point of view"<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> "Everyone always focuses on a strong, tough adult male, or female, but never on an animal. Besides, we thought another crime story happening to Max would get a little annoying. So we decided to change perspective a little, and tell a story about how Max's cat deals with the crime of New York." <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Sources report that Max's cat will have most of the abilities of Max himself, and some new and different ones. "Obviously, since the character is now a cat, it has to have cat-like moves. This is a very talented cat, however. He will have the shoot dodging ability, and many different dodges and rolls. Cats are very quick and graceful, and can dodge very easily. However, a cat would have much trouble holding and shooting any sort of gun, so we added in the kung fu aspect. " <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">The cat, known to pets all over the city as 'kung fu kitty' will gain the ability throughout the game to perform more and more advance kung fu techniques. Starting off with simple abilities, such as swiping with claws, biting, and possibly a kick or too. Later, he will gain the ability to perform more deadly kicks and punches, and even run on walls. "I saw the running on walls thing in a user made Max Payne Mod, and we decided we really liked it, and we implemented it into our game."<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Further Information will be released later, and no release date was given as to when this product would be completed.

~grummzaire

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[ 04-28-2002, 07:48 PM: Message edited by: grummzaire ]

revenant100
04-28-2002, 08:35 PM
The pic doesn't work.

BTW, lol! images/icons/grin.gif

Rama
04-28-2002, 10:54 PM
I reckon its fake

The Baskinator
04-28-2002, 11:33 PM
I reckon its fake
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Gee, do you think so? It really had me going! images/icons/rolleyes.gif images/icons/grin.gif

biXen
04-29-2002, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Rama:
I reckon its fake<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">You must be the brains in here...

grummzaire
04-29-2002, 09:04 PM
Dang, you cant see the picture? that really stinks dude. Or is it just that one person... it works on my computer...maybe, I will try to make it my avatar, but then it is small and hard to see.

dang there is no way to include attachments, maybe i will put it on my website...

right click and save target as on this link, you should get it:Max Payne: Kung Fu Kitty box art (http://www.geocities.com/longstoryshort_theband/maxkitty2.jpg)

this should provide an area of interest

~grummz

[ 04-29-2002, 09:14 PM: Message edited by: grummzaire ]

grummzaire
04-29-2002, 09:32 PM
why the heck doesnt my avatar work? eh? eh? I try to select it from my computer, but its not workin

~grummz

Steve
04-29-2002, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Rama:
I reckon its fake<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Someone slap this guy images/icons/grin.gif

The Viper
04-30-2002, 01:48 AM
LOL, I would personally go to remedy offices and slap everyone there, if someday they decided to do something like this images/icons/grin.gif

MrEricSir
04-30-2002, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by grummzaire:
right click and save target as on this link, you should get it:Max Payne: Kung Fu Kitty box art (http://www.geocities.com/longstoryshort_theband/maxkitty2.jpg)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Use the TXT trick. Rename it from a JPG to a TXT file and then link to it using the image tag.

Bushido
04-30-2002, 01:36 PM
Incredible...I'm speechless. First Remedy redefines action games as we know it and now this! A Kung Fu fightin' kitty! Damn, now I know why they get paid the big bucks! I've got an offcial press release from Skaven. Here's what he had to say to Voodoo Extreme:

VE-"So Peter, tell us about this new add-on planned for Max Payne."

Skaven-"Well, Petri and I were playing MGS2 and downloading porn when we came up with the idea. Basically, the add-on revolves around Nicole Einhorn's cat. Before she was killed by Max she injected 100% pure Valkyr into the cat. But, in her haste she grabbed the Kung Fu serum."

VE-"So now the cat knows kung fu?"

Skaven-"Precisely. We didn't want to have an over the top story like the last game, so in keeping it real we took out the textured Kung Fu Gui that was made for the cat."

VE-"But wait, isn't the cat evil too?"

Skaven-"Oh yes! We decided to have the player hunting Max now. It gives the game a different dynamic when seen through the eyes of a kitty. Not Max enlists the help of the police force to stop the Kung Fu Kitty."

VE-"Sounds sweet! Will there be any new weapons added? How will the cat replenish his health?"

Skaven-"The Kitty will regain health by urinating or defecating in litter boxes strewn throughout the levels. As for weapons, we've added two new ones. First is the ability to launch hairballs that have to charge up for a few seconds. The second is a melee attack with the claws. The damage a little kitty can do when pissed off is astounding!"

VE-"I'll bet! Well, thanks for taking the time to chat with us Peter. Good luck with all your hairy endeavors (laughs)"

Skaven-"Heh..Thanks. And remember the release date is and always will be WID!"

Fin...

[ 04-30-2002, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: Bushido ]

grummzaire
05-01-2002, 08:15 PM
You have to admit, that is a darn good picture. darn good. You were all fooled and suprised!! haha! I doubt it. but you gotta love the food.

~grummz

Sample_H5-180
05-05-2002, 12:09 AM
images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif That was hilarious, Buhido! images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

Meglamaniac
05-11-2002, 07:11 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the pic dont work sounds like a laugh