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BADGER
05-22-2002, 09:19 PM
Max Payne 2 has just been announced as you may know. For some reason uknownst to me, I thought that there could be some funny announcement headlines made about it. So, I'll make a few. Add your own if you wish:

Max Payne 2 to be Released in 2003 - User Matrix Mod to be released next day<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Max Payne 2 Scheduled for Release in 2003 - Also, I start my diet tomorrow.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Max Payne 2 Announced - 3D Realms to tease us with possibility of screenshots for a year.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Max Payne 2 in the works - DNF still not done<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">(I love DNF, don't hurt me for that one images/icons/tongue.gif )

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Feature List:

- Max Payne to have developed spider-sense
- Max now sports sunglasses. Cause he looks, like, totally cool.
- In a bizarre plot twist, Max's wife is alive, although gets kidnapped, spawning homicidal sprees through garages.
- Computer controlled bullet time - never worry about pressing the button again.
- Max's shirt to sport a large "M". Trenchcoat to become cape.
- Comes with free mouspad to replace your outdated Max Payne 1 one.

Hope I was teh funnay enough for you images/icons/smile.gif
biXen
05-23-2002, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by BADGER:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Max Payne 2 Announced - 3D Realms to tease us with possibility of screenshots for a year.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Hehe, this one is SO true...
BADGER
05-23-2002, 02:01 AM
To appeal to a wider audience, the new Max will be a little more fluffy.

http://www.zhurnal.ru/detset/arseniy/comp/max.gif
Superczar
05-23-2002, 02:04 AM
Max Payne in 2003 - DNF in a million years<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
Vexed
05-23-2002, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by BADGER:
To appeal to a wider audience, the new Max will be a little more fluffy.

http://www.zhurnal.ru/detset/arseniy/comp/max.gif<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">PLEASE OH PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUE!!!!!!
RollingBrass
05-30-2002, 01:42 AM
Preliminary box-art

http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/boobies.jpg
Guest
05-30-2002, 01:47 AM
:: Max Payne 2 Announced ::
new "hero" is named Cameron Orr, a voraciously hungry young man, is out to rid the world of twinkies! big bad men like "prunes", "phillips", and the king of the diahretics; "taco bell" will be his foes! forks will be his companions! food will be his victim!

:chilidogs:
BADGER
05-30-2002, 10:56 AM
I should be beating you down about now, but I would feel hippocritical as I was eating a sandwhich as I read your post...
Guest
05-30-2002, 05:12 PM
LOL

"hippocritical"

badger: you sir are the man.

[ 05-30-2002, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: FunG ]
BADGER
05-30-2002, 09:09 PM
Heh. I actually just didn't know how to spell it images/icons/grin.gif

(Although I saw the humour in it)
biXen
05-31-2002, 01:24 AM
BADGER: what the **** is that profile image of yours, damn it annoys me. Looks like something out of Oliver Twist or something graemlins/hhg.gif
SkavenRMD
05-31-2002, 02:58 AM
Ah! Now I know the word for that guy I saw in Dublin zoo chiding that hippopotamus for hours.

What I don't know, though, is the word for complete inability to resist opportunity for a bad pun. graemlins/dopefish.gif
RollingBrass
05-31-2002, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by biXen:
BADGER: what the **** is that profile image of yours, damn it annoys me. Looks like something out of Oliver Twist or something graemlins/hhg.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">It's a conductor's hat. It comes from an image of him that he posted in the Post Thread. I farked itin order to get a laugh at his expense. images/icons/grin.gif


Original Image (http://www.geocities.com/acbuilding/joke.txt)

The Image I Made Out Of It (http://rollingbrass.homestead.com/files/joke.jpg)

[ 05-31-2002, 09:38 AM: Message edited by: RollingBrass ]
biXen
05-31-2002, 10:42 AM
Disturbing images/icons/smile.gif
BADGER
05-31-2002, 02:58 PM
Hey, I got a new headline for yah:

Max Payne 2 will feature innovative bonus maps such as "Shoot Bixen in the god... FRIGGIN'.... eye!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">images/icons/wink.gif
Cathome
06-01-2002, 03:21 AM
Max Payne 2 will be released in the beginning of 2003... or maybe 2004... or 2005... when it's done
Bruce Hamilton
06-01-2002, 06:13 AM
Originally posted by BADGER:
Max Payne 2 in the works - DNF still not done.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial"> Max Payne 5 released...DNF still not done. images/icons/grin.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">
biXen
06-01-2002, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by BADGER:
Hey, I got a new headline for yah:

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Max Payne 2 will feature innovative bonus maps such as "Shoot Bixen in the god... FRIGGIN'.... eye!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">images/icons/wink.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Heeeey... be nice images/icons/wink.gif
Gryph
06-01-2002, 06:47 PM
Max Payne 2 to be released "When It's Done" - Duke Nukem comes out of the closet.
Bludd
06-01-2002, 06:51 PM
Max Payne 2 to be released when Sam Lake finally escapes from the sauna he was locked in. "Expect Max Payne 2 to have a really hot and steamy story" commented Scott Miller after he had reportedly thrown away the key.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">

[ 06-01-2002, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: Bludd ]