CSI Miami

[NutWrench]

CSI Miami opens with the discovery of a body. The main character, played by David Caruso, makes a bad joke about the situation, strikes a dramatic pose, puts on (or takes off his sunglasses) and the credits begin.

I had no idea how often he did this though, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948) until I saw this collection of openings from the show on Youtube. Check it out.

[Llama Gibbz]

CSI:Jim Carrey (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo&feature=related)

David Caruso School of Acting (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NCTUwfTq2I&feature=related)

[Wamplet]

yeah it's good stuff.

wait, YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[X-Vector]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

[Sang]

I liked his "jokes", until the "mock CSI Miami" internet hype showed up and completely killed it for me :(

[ZuljinRaynor]

Thirteen... unlucky...
/glasses on
for some....

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAH!

[X-Vector]

The whole show is a joke to begin with.

[NutWrench]

If you have any bad crime scene jokes, this might a good place for them.

"The man was crushed to death under a ton of oranges."
"Sounds like . . ."
".. a naval"
* shades *
"disaster."

"YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

[Tetsuro]

Well, it is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

[ryche]

Shoot we did a streak of'em in the Post thread hehe :)

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Well, it is produced by Jerry Bruckheimer.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ah :cool:

[someguy2435]

awesome show :cool:

[Damien_Azreal]

CSI was okay... but I think it's run it's course.

[Grande 3:16]

CSI Miami opens with the discovery of a body. The main character, played by David Caruso, makes a bad joke about the situation, strikes a dramatic pose, puts on (or takes off his sunglasses) and the credits begin.

I had no idea how often he did this though, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948) until I saw this collection of openings from the show on Youtube. Check it out.An Aussie skit show did a send up of it years ago. They had Horatio walking everywhere with his hands on his hips, and then having a shower with his shades on.

The coroner chick is freaky too. :eek:

As I've said before, they killed off the best character. :(

[Piano Man]

An Aussie skit show did a send up of it years ago. They had Horatio walking everywhere with his hands on his hips, and then having a shower with his shades on.

Yeah - that was just wrong on so many levels... so bad...

[Joel]

If you have any bad crime scene jokes, this might a good place for them.

"The man was crushed to death under a ton of oranges."
"Sounds like . . ."
".. a naval"
* shades *
"disaster."

"YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

" He was caught..."

*looks down at the bloodied body, slips on the shades and looks up*

"...red handed"

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Police Officer: "it looks as though the place of death occured in the butcher shop"

David: "so you saying..." *shades* "...he pulled a hammy?"

Police Officer: "well the weird thing is that there were no footprints, but there were a set of very fine marks on the floor, potentially from a set of stilts. I know for a fact that we have been tracking a few crimes in the area that seem to lead back to a crime partnership comprising of two siblings."


David: "step brothers?"


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Police Officer: "I have a feeling that he didn't do it, I think our suspect has been stitched up"

David: "so..." *shades* "we're in search of a teddy bear?"

Police Officer: uhhhh....no

David: "good....other wise the case would be...stuffed."

Police Officer: ooo-ok

David: "and if batteries aren't included...it would be hard to lay...any charges" *second pair of shades*

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