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pjVgt
03-19-2010, 03:25 PM
Why DUKE NUKEM is better than gordon freeman?
Every Duke believer knows why but here are few points for lam0s who think otherwise:

1. DUKE saves our chicks -> gordon freeman is saved by a chick
2. DUKE is a gentleman and knows how to treat a lady -> gordon freeman is still a virgin
3. DUKE anal-fisted alien queen with a pipebomb -> gordon freeman masturbates with whacked headcrabs
4. DUKE has a awesome name -> gordon freeman compared to this awesomness would sounds like dick suckem
5. DUKE beat a giant alien dinosaur with two rapid-fire bazookas on its back -> gordon freeman beat a immobile alien rhinoceros with a trunk
6. DUKE pisses crude oil and shits diamonds -> gordon freeman pisses and shits himself like a baby because he can`t get out from the HEV suit
7. DUKE would break strider`s legs, rip open advisor and shit into his carcass, kick pipebombs into zombie asses and stomp on headcrabs -> gordon freeman usually shits himself and call a women with a magic gun and stupid robot for help
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PsychoGoatee
03-22-2010, 02:37 AM
I think the main reason: Duke talks. :D

That said, I do respect Gordon Freeman, and lets not hit below the belt, for all we know he's gotten laid at some point. ;)
Mr Bear
03-22-2010, 03:12 AM
I think the main reason: Duke talks. :D

That said, I do respect Gordon Freeman, and lets not hit below the belt, for all we know he's gotten laid at some point. ;)


Yes, but something tells me he'd be very quiet in bed. :o
Duke's New Chainsaw
03-22-2010, 10:36 PM
Do you want to hear Gordon moaning?
The Commander
03-22-2010, 11:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd6si4lBbpE
fast-1
03-23-2010, 06:02 PM
How did you get the gordon freeman model in the game, if you made the vid The commander.

I cannot select him or find model in Source SDK Hammer editor.
marioman360
03-23-2010, 08:07 PM
It looks like an edited model to me.
The Commander
03-23-2010, 08:57 PM
How did you get the gordon freeman model in the game, if you made the vid The commander.

I cannot select him or find model in Source SDK Hammer editor.

I did not make the video, but it was made using Garrys mod, pretty much all the stuff needed for Garry mod is found at:
http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?tag=Gordon+Freeman - Gordon Freeman

The reason you won't find a model of him in the Hammer editor is because one does not even exist IIRC, you never see Gordon from a 3rd person perspective.