Elin Nordegren gets 750 mil+kids from Tiger Woods

[Mister_Anderson]

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/06/30/elin-nordegren-gets-m-custody-kids-exchange-silence-tiger-woods-divorce/

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[Rapture_Rising]

Two Words - Gold digger...

[Steve]

That was some expensive *****

[joey007]

What the hell?!?!

[Nubwagon]

Hot chicks have it soooo easy these days. All they gotta do is some knob slobbin', blast out a couple of kids, and BLAM!!! Insta-millionaire.

Did she actually do anything? Sorry, I don't follow this meaningless crap.

[Sang]

Well, Woods did cheat on her with like 50 women, so maybe she's suffering lots of emotional damage.. and needs money to compensate. Or some other bullshit like that :p

[Rapture_Rising]

Well, Woods did cheat on her with like 50 women, so maybe she's suffering lots of emotional damage.. and needs money to compensate. Or some other bullshit like that :p

I like that... "i have deep emotional distress, give me some money and it might go away" :D:D:D:D

[wayskobfssae]

Tiger has always been very good at getting it in the hole, but there IS one way to ensure that he winds up in the rough.

It's very simple. Don't shave.

[peoplessi]

That was some expensive *****

I agree :cool:

Now he is a free man at last!

[fast-1]

For a guy that gets so many women, he's ugly.

[DerricktheW]

Women think men with lots of money are sexy.

[thefly]

That's a lot of "hush" money.

[wayskobfssae]

Women think men with lots of money are sexy.

And sheesh, you get to call your hubby Tiger and it isn't even a frigging pet name.

[Jiminator]

For a guy that gets so many women, he's ugly.
if that makes you feel better, keep thinking that.

[Nessus]

She deserves it. She's been playing golf since she was 2 and has dedicated huge chunks of her life in the pursuit of perfection of the game to earn that money. Ohh wait . . .

[Xgthug]

This story contains the four things I hate most in this world.
Women, infidelity, rich people, and interracial relationships.

My stomach generally turns whenever women win family court cases (99% of the time), and get an ENORMOUS settlement, but I certainly don't sympathize with this cheating faggot.

However, I don't really sympathize with the wife, either.
It's not like she really loved him at all. She's a gold digging whore, and I bet she cheated on him just as much, if not more. Women are just a lot less obvious about this kind of thing. Sneaky bitches.
Other than that, I might believe the whole "I want to protect the kids from their evil womanizing father, and I'll need almost a billion dollars so I can live high-class for the rest of my life... FOR THE GOOD OF TEH CHILDREN!!!"

Peh... Whatever. I don't give a shit about celebrity scandals. The only good celebrity gossip, is the rate they're dropping like flies.

[Sang]

This story contains the four things I hate most in this world.

Following so far...

Women

That's odd considering you have a wife and kid, but okay..

infidelity

Certainly.

rich people

Strange, but I can dig it - still following..

interracial relationships.

what

okay this is pretty much intended as a joke post, although, seriously, what, why hate interracial relationships

[Xgthug]

Following so far...



That's odd considering you have a wife and kid, but okay..



Certainly.



Strange, but I can dig it - still following..



what

okay this is pretty much intended as a joke post, although, seriously, what, why hate interracial relationships


When will you guys stop pointing out my contradictions and just realize that my mind is a complete paradox?

[wayskobfssae]

When will you guys stop pointing out my contradictions and just realize that my mind is a complete paradox?

Everyone just look at XGthug's avatar and imagine it saying the above comment, and try not to smirk.

[Sang]

When will you guys stop not reading spoilers? :p

[Paroxysm]

Hot chicks have it soooo easy these days. All they gotta do is some knob slobbin', blast out a couple of kids, and BLAM!!! Insta-millionaire.

Did she actually do anything? Sorry, I don't follow this meaningless crap.
Damn straight! Not like all those amazing contributions Tiger Woods made to the world! Like being really good at hitting a ball with a stick. AMAZING!

[Nessus]

You forgot the amazing part is that after he hits the little ball it goes hundreds of yards and winds up in a small hole. this may be pointless but it's diffficult and he can do it better than anyone in the world, that's why he's rich and he generated those dollars so he deserves his share.

For a woman to walk away with 3 quarters of a billion dollars after a few years of marriage , that's just not right. I don't care if he banged the maid on the Thanksgiving dinner table, no one deservea to just be handed that much money from someone else for such little real injury.

[Jiminator]

eh, I don't think he really gives a damn. having so much money I suspect it becomes an abstract concept. and of course he easily can earn much more. it was not like he was on the houses of the super rich and famous. from everything I have seen he was living the typical normal upper class life. his wife now, I suspect she will find so much money to be a curse.

[Paroxysm]

You forgot the amazing part is that after he hits the little ball it goes hundreds of yards and winds up in a small hole. this may be pointless but it's diffficult and he can do it better than anyone in the world, that's why he's rich and he generated those dollars so he deserves his share.

For a woman to walk away with 3 quarters of a billion dollars after a few years of marriage , that's just not right. I don't care if he banged the maid on the Thanksgiving dinner table, no one deservea to just be handed that much money from someone else for such little real injury.

You think Tiger Woods might have heard of this sort of situation before. The amount of money he has to be split is obscene not that his wife took some of it when he broke a contract.

[Xgthug]

Hey guys. I was just wondering if my signature convinced any of you to respect me.

[DerricktheW]

Makes me think of you as overly smug

[Sang]

and of course he easily can earn much more

Depends on how much people hate cheaters.. When the news got out, wasn't he ditched by a couple of his sponsors?

[Tang Lung]

Maybe he should have married a nice person instead of a gold digger. Or maybe he just shouldnt have gotten married in the first place.

One word. Prostitutes.

[peoplessi]

No need for them, I bet there are enough women to fall for him. Then just move on to the next. Easy, convenient and hassle free.

[joey007]

Tigers loss.


The end.

[Nessus]

You think Tiger Woods might have heard of this sort of situation before. The amount of money he has to be split is obscene not that his wife took some of it when he broke a contract.

Good point. I hear he was being really flagrant. He even had one of the neighbors. That probably really burned her.

If you can't manage to be faithful to a woman of her caliber you should probably never get married again.

[Xgthug]

If you can't manage to be faithful to a woman of her caliber you should probably never get married again.

Caliber? :mryuck:
Are you referring to her inadequate b-cup "boobs"? Or her plain complexion, boring curveless body, and chimpanzee face?

I don't care how rich or "out of my league" this slag is.
If someone who looks like her ever came on to me, I would punch her right in the mouth.


This is what a real woman looks like:
http://christinahendricks.fansiter.com/pictures/glam2.jpg

Reminds me of my wife. :cool:


...Before she had a kid. :(


......But I love her anyway. :)

[Jiminator]

update: estimates are now saying it is 100 million....

[Detharin]

How to avoid your future ex wife taking all of your money.

Step 1. Don't violate the rules of the prenuptial agreement your lawyer drew up, explained to you, had you sign, then had you have her sign.

[Xgthug]

How to avoid your future ex wife taking all of your money.

Step 1. Don't violate the rules of the prenuptial agreement your lawyer drew up, explained to you, had you sign, then had you have her sign.

Did I miss a detail? I didn't hear anything about a prenup ever being signed.

If I were rich, it would look something like this:

"If we get a divorce, I get all my shit. Deal?

SIGN NAME BELOW:
____________________"

Ah, yes. :cool:

[ZuljinRaynor]

Don't get married if you're going to end up having a divorce in the end.

[wayskobfssae]

Don't get married if you're wealthy. Period.

Either that or you'd best be really good at hiding your true identity and the size of your wallet until the relationship reaches a point that you know you're loved for better reasons than greenbacks.

[Jiminator]

eh, give me a break. end result of life, no matter what you do here, is death. if money makes you happy, then good for you. hope you make a lot. for a lot of people money makes them miserable. relationships are probably a better way of finding temporary happiness, although they also make people miserable. like budda said, life is misery. No escaping that.

[wayskobfssae]

eh, give me a break. end result of life, no matter what you do here, is death. if money makes you happy, then good for you. hope you make a lot. for a lot of people money makes them miserable. relationships are probably a better way of finding temporary happiness, although they also make people miserable. like budda said, life is misery. No escaping that.

I read that and I keep hearing Eeyore saying it.

[Nessus]

[QUOTE=Xgthug;936048]Caliber? :mryuck:
Are you referring to her inadequate b-cup "boobs"? Or her plain complexion, ,boring curveless body, and chimpanzee face?

You have actually seen a picture of this woman haven't you? Here's a pic of the boring plain inadequate and cureveless monkey faced girl.

http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tigerelin1.jpg



You may need some glasses.

[Xgthug]

[QUOTE=Xgthug;936048]Caliber? :mryuck:
Are you referring to her inadequate b-cup "boobs"? Or her plain complexion, ,boring curveless body, and chimpanzee face?

You have actually seen a picture of this woman haven't you? Here's a pic of the boring plain inadequate and cureveless monkey faced girl.

http://mokellyreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/tigerelin1.jpg



You may need some glasses.

heh... heheh.... hehaahha...

....................
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D

Wow! Are you serious? She is absolutely repulsive.

[Nessus]

"Wow! Are you serious? She is absolutely repulsive."

Okelee Dokely neighborino. ;)

Sorry man, been on the internets too long for this.

[Detharin]

Did I miss a detail? I didn't hear anything about a prenup ever being signed.

If I were rich, it would look something like this:

"If we get a divorce, I get all my shit. Deal?

SIGN NAME BELOW:
____________________"

Ah, yes. :cool:

They had a prenup, after he got caught they "renegotiated it". Likely due to him wanting to project the illusion they reconciled to try and salvage his image. Obviously the new prenup had much better terms for her, and apparently she has decided to leave him.

Cant say I blame her. If you do not want someone to take half your stuff either A. Do not matter them, or B. Have a prenup with conditions you can abide by.

[ShadeEX]

I don't really give a damn too be honest.

I don't know either of them, so I'm not going to sit here all high and mighty and judge their relationship.

It's their divorce and what ever they settled on is their business not mine or anyone elses..

But that's just my oppinion.

[wayskobfssae]

Here's a pic of the boring plain inadequate and cureveless monkey faced girl

Yeah Omgz! how dare she not have implants and wear 50 layers of makeup!!! Damn her to hell for violating the celebrity codex. She shall be hung by her toes on the hollywood sign for this.

[Superczar]

When will you guys stop pointing out my contradictions and just realize that my mind is a complete lump of shit?

Ok...

[Xgthug]

Yeah Omgz! how dare she not have implants and wear 50 layers of makeup!!! Damn her to hell for violating the celebrity codex. She shall be hung by her toes on the hollywood sign for this.

Where did I say anything about that? I think makeup and fake boobs make someone LESS attractive.
I just think it's funny how everyone is like "OMG SHE IS SO HOT" whenever, IMHO, she looks like a horse.

Just like people think Taylor Swift is somehow attractive, even though she has a scrunched up llama face, and her "songwriting" is a f*cking joke.

I am just repulsed by the mainstream perception of beauty.
But hey, I'm married to the only woman I could ever tolerate being around for more than 5 minutes without wanting to beat her bloody, so I guess it's a good thing that I'm not attracted to other women.

I find it very frustrating whenever I'm trying to explain to some guy friend how much I hate some chick, and the only thing he has to say in response to everything I said, is "Yeah, but she's hot, and I'd f*ck her".

That right there is the number one reason why women get away with being uninteresting, cruel, and horrible in conversations. They're allowed to be complete retards and walk all over people, and it's justified by the line of guys who want a piece of her.

Bottom line: I find people in general to be worthless revolting creatures, regardless of how much money they make or how many people want to bang them.


Also,
I don't really give a damn too be honest.

I don't know either of them, so I'm not going to sit here all high and mighty and judge their relationship.

It's their divorce and what ever they settled on is their business not mine or anyone elses..

But that's just my oppinion.

This.

[ZuljinRaynor]

Divorce sours any opinion I have of people.

[Sang]

she looks like a horse

I thought she looked like a chimpanzee?

[Xgthug]

I thought she looked like a chimpanzee?

She has the face of a chimp, and the mouth of a horse.

[Jiminator]

eh, I find it funny that people like to think themselves superior when they get to make fun of other people.
that is everything about the tiger drama.
now the same on his wife.
guess what,
they are all people
they have pretty much the same problems as everyone else
except magnified because everyone watches everything they do

[Sang]

She has the face of a chimp, and the mouth of a horse.

Somebody should start up Photoshop and make a face that actually looks like that :D

[Waiter]

I honestly don't see the problem here.

EVERYONE knows that getting married means erasing the lines between "mine" and "yours" and that a divorce means splitting whatever is there in two halves. You know that, I know that and Tiger Woods knew that. If he then decides to go dipping side dishes, it's his own mature desicion and the consequences his own to face. I mean, it's not that she takes it all and leaves him on the streets, is it?

[wayskobfssae]

I just think it's funny how everyone is like "OMG SHE IS SO HOT" whenever, IMHO, she looks like a horse.

That's exactly the point though. Most girls that people think are hot would look like a horse to them were it not for the artificial enhancements.

[DerricktheW]

Divorce sours any opinion I have of people.

My thoughts exactly

[wayskobfssae]

I just think it's funny how everyone is like "OMG SHE IS SO HOT" whenever, IMHO, she looks like a horse.

That's exactly the point though. Most girls that people think are hot would look like a horse to them were it not for the artificial enhancements.

I honestly don't see the problem here.

EVERYONE knows that getting married means erasing the lines between "mine" and "yours" and that a divorce means splitting whatever is there in two halves. You know that, I know that and Tiger Woods knew that. If he then decides to go dipping side dishes, it's his own mature desicion and the consequences his own to face. I mean, it's not that she takes it all and leaves him on the streets, is it?

Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Look up the penalties for murder and see what the fines are. The highest fine I could find was $50k. But the price of infidelity is some 600x that of taking someone's life? Gimme a break. In civil cases how much do the families of victims get? A couple mil at most? For a celeb example, that kid in the Michael Jackson rape case settled for 15M. If the trial had gone through he'd probably be lucky if he got 35M. And now this happens.

And if you really want to go with the whole, "what's yours and mine is now ours" thing, go right ahead, if you want, but I'd like to know just how much of that 750M is money that she earned.

[Xgthug]

I think murder is more justifiable than infidelity. There are few acts I find more atrocious than betraying someone's trust in such a selfish and deceptive manner.

If I had the slightest belief that their marriage was ever sincere, then I would certainly take the woman's side. Since this is a celebrity marriage, and I believe her to be a gold digging cock roach, I wish them both a horrible death.

[wayskobfssae]

There are few acts I find more atrocious than betraying someone's trust in such a selfish and deceptive manner.

I used obligations and mind trips to bag my wife.
I never even bought her a proper ring. :D

Doh! :p

[Xgthug]

Doh! :p

You got me. :(

[Sang]

I think murder is more justifiable than infidelity.

Are you ******* serious? Jesus Christ how insane are you?

[wayskobfssae]

Are you ******* serious? Jesus Christ how insane are you?

I'm going to act like a news journalist for a moment...

I think murder is more justifiable than infidelity -- I wish them both a horrible death.

Dah dah dah dum....

[Waiter]

And if you really want to go with the whole, "what's yours and mine is now ours" thing, go right ahead, if you want, but I'd like to know just how much of that 750M is money that she earned.

I'm not saying that she earned or even deserved the money. I am however saying that this is the deal that they both agreed on when they got married. The rules are of course not made up for people with incomes of galactic proportions, but they still apply unless you make other legal arrangements when you get married.

[Nessus]

But hey, I'm married to the only woman I could ever tolerate being around for more than 5 minutes without wanting to beat her bloody, so I guess it's a good thing that I'm not attracted to other women.




Good for you, you must be a strong guy married to a woman both deaf and blind and all.

[Nubwagon]

The more I deal with people, the more I love my dog.