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The Baskinator

06-16-2002, 05:46 PM

Believe it or not, a thread with a subject line concerning cake does not need to be moved to general messages. It has plenty to do with Max Payne. images/icons/grin.gif

My birthday was the 29th of May. As the customary celebration of a birthday necessitates, I had a cake. I bet you can all guess who was on it...

http://www.3drealms.com/max/images/mpcake.jpg
Best. Cake. Ever.

Even my family has come to realize that I'm really obsessed with Max Payne. *sheepish grin* It's not the greatest looking cake, but it's got Max on it! images/icons/grin.gif

London_Midge

06-16-2002, 06:47 PM

That...is damn cool.

PinpointMarxMan

06-16-2002, 07:01 PM

Pretty cool

The Baskinator

06-16-2002, 07:35 PM

Midge, you are my friend. images/icons/grin.gif

The cake was delicious, and the presents were good.

The wall above the table was decorated with b-day banners and MORE pictures of Max. Aye, I am a Max-loving fool. images/icons/smile.gif

Guest

06-16-2002, 11:49 PM

"Max Payne, I will cut you. And eat the icing."

The Baskinator

06-17-2002, 12:07 AM

"Max Payne, I will cut you. And eat the icing." *maniacal laughter* It's like a Voodoo doll! Only... a cake!

biXen

06-17-2002, 06:05 AM

LOL, I think my parents would get me committed before they made me a cake with Max Payne on images/icons/wink.gif

MikaRMD

06-17-2002, 08:30 AM

I am so very glad that you frequent here, Baskinator! Once again you have made my day (and hopefully someone else's) better.

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ADM

06-17-2002, 08:47 AM

Yep that does it...

I grant you the "I'm the biggest Max Payne Fan on the Net and I own j00" award, Baskinator images/icons/smile.gif

You definitely deserve it heh.

Kalki

06-17-2002, 09:31 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
The wall above the table was decorated with b-day banners and MORE pictures of Max. Aye, I am a Max-loving fool. images/icons/smile.gif When Ms. Baskin tells you she's tasted Max Payne, you better believe her! images/icons/shocked.gif

Rott King

06-17-2002, 10:30 AM

Wow, that's pretty cool!What flavor was the cake?(The spongy stuff)

BTW, the people at Remedy are DEAD SEXY. images/icons/cool.gif

Joe Siegler

06-17-2002, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Believe it or not, a thread with a subject line concerning cake does not need to be moved to general messages. It has plenty to do with Max Payne.Yes, that was my first thought when I saw that. images/icons/smile.gif

Cool cake!

The Baskinator

06-17-2002, 05:27 PM

LOL, I think my parents would get me committed before they made me a cake with Max Payne on They already had me committed, but I escaped! They didn't know that I could find my way home!

I am so very glad that you frequent here, Baskinator! Once again you have made my day (and hopefully someone else's) better. Awwww....shucks, thank you. I actually just came to these boards just to talk to you guys, anyway.

Yep that does it...

I grant you the "I'm the biggest Max Payne Fan on the Net and I own j00" award, Baskinator

You definitely deserve it heh. It's about time. I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete..... images/icons/grin.gif

When Ms. Baskin tells you she's tasted Max Payne, you better believe her! *giggling* .....that's dirty....

Wow, that's pretty cool!What flavor was the cake?(The spongy stuff)

BTW, the people at Remedy are DEAD SEXY. It was chocolate, of course. And I agree, everyone at Remedy is dead sexy... images/icons/grin.gif

Yes, that was my first thought when I saw that.

Cool cake!
Heh heh, I'm glad that's what you thought, as it was my intention. images/icons/grin.gif

Thanks everybody! I might have to make a ritual out of having a Max Payne birthday cake. images/icons/grin.gif

Homoludens

06-17-2002, 05:30 PM

Heh, heh, Happy Birthday, you hot little Max Whore. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/images/icons/wink.gif

LJHalfbreed

06-17-2002, 08:39 PM

crap.... I miss cool birthdays.

I'm soooooooooooo jealous!

-LJ

The Baskinator

06-17-2002, 09:14 PM

Heh, heh, Happy Birthday, you hot little Max Whore. Thank you. *hugs Payne box* Best. Pimp. Ever. images/icons/grin.gif

FullMetalJacket

06-17-2002, 09:24 PM

I'd put the cake in the freezer and never eat it! images/icons/grin.gif

LJHalfbreed

06-17-2002, 11:08 PM

Oops... my bad.... Happy B-day, lady!

-LJ

Co11

06-17-2002, 11:19 PM

I am so very glad that you frequent here, Baskinator! Once again you have made my day (and hopefully someone else's) better. She makes my better every day... images/icons/grin.gif

Heh, heh, Happy Birthday, you hot little Max Whore. Hey, watch the language.. There's ladies present.. heh <-- Jay and silent bob strike back ...

ADM

06-18-2002, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr /> Yep that does it...

I grant you the "I'm the biggest Max Payne Fan on the Net and I own j00" award, Baskinator

You definitely deserve it heh. It's about time. I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete..... images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>Heh whaddya know!? My name is Pete too images/icons/tongue.gif

Joe Siegler

06-18-2002, 01:39 PM

Baskinator, I've copied the cake image to the 3DR server and edited your msg so it points to our web site. images/icons/smile.gif

Probably gonna use that as a news story.

ADM

06-18-2002, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by Joe3DR:
Baskinator, I've copied the cake image to the 3DR server and edited your msg so it points to our web site. images/icons/smile.gif

Probably gonna use that as a news story.images/icons/shocked.gif Hitting on other women hey Joe? What's Spazzy going to say!? Huh Joe!? Huh!?

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Joe Siegler

06-18-2002, 03:04 PM

I just thought it was a cool pic. Nothing more. Sigh.

Co11

06-18-2002, 03:48 PM

Sweet Jebus! I need to make a cool max payne edible dealy .... hehe

The Baskinator

06-18-2002, 09:27 PM

Joker

06-19-2002, 12:29 AM

I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete.....And they're so exclusive that only Basky has any of them. It must have taken a lot of patience to sit there and make all those cards... images/icons/grin.gif

Ninja

06-19-2002, 05:32 AM

Originally posted by Joe3DR:
I just thought it was a cool pic. Nothing more. Sigh.It would be even cooler if it had Baskinator spring out of it in a skimpy outfit images/icons/tongue.gif

All apologies to Baskinator, wasn't really meant,...crap, sounds like I'm revoking my manhood when I say that graemlins/doh.gif

The Baskinator

06-19-2002, 03:34 PM

Ummm.... you can keep your manhood.

I would have to be greatly reduced in size for that cake-springing plan to work anyway. images/icons/tongue.gif

Guest

06-19-2002, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
I would have to be greatly reduced in size for that cake-springing plan to work anyway. images/icons/tongue.gif What didn't you ever see army of darkness? all you have to do is smash a mirror and then bake the pieces into a cake.

The Baskinator

06-19-2002, 10:58 PM

I don't know that it would have the same effect Ninja was looking for, but I'd like to try it just the same. images/icons/grin.gif

London_Midge

06-20-2002, 07:08 PM

Originally posted by RollingBrass:
Just make sure you get into the cake AFTER it's baked.Oops.

Edit: My mouse just melted.

[ 06-20-2002, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: London_Midge ]

The Baskinator

06-20-2002, 09:58 PM

*bakes self into cake*

AHHHH!! SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP! I'M MELTING!! MEEEEEELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!

The Baskinator

06-20-2002, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by Joker41_54:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete.....And they're so exclusive that only Basky has any of them. It must have taken a lot of patience to sit there and make all those cards... images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>I didn't notice this before... My Max Payne trading cards are made of construction paper and gaming mag articles. Heh heh...

Actually, they're for realsies - Max Payne trading cards. Special Babbages promotional stuff, I guess. My brother Timmy got them for me. Here...i'll show ya! images/icons/grin.gif

http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/images/tradingcards.jpg

Joker

06-20-2002, 11:23 PM

I didn't notice this before...Happens to me all the time. images/icons/tongue.gif

Actually, they're for realsies - Max Payne trading cards.Well, shut mah mouth... images/icons/grin.gif

I wonder if the ever-elusive graemlins/wid.gif card is in there...

Rott King

06-20-2002, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Joker41_54:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete.....And they're so exclusive that only Basky has any of them. It must have taken a lot of patience to sit there and make all those cards... images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>I didn't notice this before... My Max Payne trading cards are made of construction paper and gaming mag articles. Heh heh...

Actually, they're for realsies - Max Payne trading cards. Special Babbages promotional stuff, I guess. My brother Timmy got them for me. Here...i'll show ya! images/icons/grin.gif

http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/images/tradingcards.jpg<hr /></blockquote>I WANT THOSE!DAMN!.....Hey Basky Basky...I'll be your male jiggilo for a night if you give me those... graemlins/love.gif graemlins/hhg.gif

revenant100

06-20-2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Actually, they're for realsies - Max Payne trading cards. Special Babbages promotional stuff, I guess. My brother Timmy got them for me. Here...i'll show ya! images/icons/grin.gif

http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/images/tradingcards.jpgimages/icons/shocked.gif

I'll trade you a first edition Charizard Pokemon card for one! graemlins/doh.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

Guest

06-21-2002, 12:04 AM

alas, if only WE had the cards, then we would have the upper hand...

RollingBrass

06-21-2002, 12:28 AM

Just make sure you get into the cake AFTER it's baked.

The Baskinator

06-21-2002, 12:43 AM

*dangles cards in front of everyone* Muah-ha-ha-ha! We should make a Max Payne card game with these.

Or we could make a game with these...

http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/photoshop/sieglercard2.jpg

[ 06-21-2002, 12:46 AM: Message edited by: The Baskinator ]

shadow fox

06-25-2002, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />"Max Payne, I will cut you. And eat the icing." *maniacal laughter* It's like a Voodoo doll! Only... a cake!<hr /></blockquote>that would be interesting now wouldent it
the cake almost looks computer generated

shadow fox

06-25-2002, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Joker41_54:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />I carry around Max Payne trading cards, for the love of Pete.....And they're so exclusive that only Basky has any of them. It must have taken a lot of patience to sit there and make all those cards... images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>I didn't notice this before... My Max Payne trading cards are made of construction paper and gaming mag articles. Heh heh...

Actually, they're for realsies - Max Payne trading cards. Special Babbages promotional stuff, I guess. My brother Timmy got them for me. Here...i'll show ya! images/icons/grin.gif

http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/images/tradingcards.jpg<hr /></blockquote>hey i'll give you 5 dollars if ya tell me were i can get some of those cards

The Baskinator

06-25-2002, 04:47 PM

Like I said, they were part of the X-Box promotional pack.....and they're worth a lot more to me than five dollars. images/icons/wink.gif

Dogy

06-25-2002, 05:29 PM

Is that u holding the cards??????????????

revenant100

06-25-2002, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
and they're worth a lot more to me than five dollars. images/icons/wink.gif 6 dollars!

sawn_off

06-25-2002, 06:35 PM

Her eyes make one wonder what's on the other side.

Guest

06-25-2002, 08:05 PM

Wow, max payne trading cards...

Suddenly my box full of magic cards seems less valuable.

shadow fox

06-25-2002, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Like I said, they were part of the X-Box promotional pack.....and they're worth a lot more to me than five dollars. images/icons/wink.gif well like I said i only want to know were to get them, i have no intention to buy them from you.

The Baskinator

06-25-2002, 11:17 PM

Originally posted by Dogy:
Is that u holding the cards??????????????Y-y-yes...what about it?

The Baskinator

06-25-2002, 11:18 PM

Originally posted by shadow fox:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Like I said, they were part of the X-Box promotional pack.....and they're worth a lot more to me than five dollars. images/icons/wink.gif well like I said i only want to know were to get them, i have no intention to buy them from you.<hr /></blockquote>Heh....and I was making a joke eluding to the fact that "you can't get them anywhere else". images/icons/wink.gif

shadow fox

06-28-2002, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by shadow fox:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by The Baskinator:
Like I said, they were part of the X-Box promotional pack.....and they're worth a lot more to me than five dollars. images/icons/wink.gif well like I said i only want to know were to get them, i have no intention to buy them from you.<hr /></blockquote>Heh....and I was making a joke eluding to the fact that "you can't get them anywhere else". images/icons/wink.gif <hr /></blockquote>*chuckles*
now i dont have to give you that 5 bucks images/icons/grin.gif