Some Max Payne extras - must read!

[Co11]

* Max Payne Mouse Pads (Guess what, I still have the Duke Nukem 3D mouse pad! And I still love it!!!)
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">and I love my max payne mouse pad.. it came with my pre-ordered game..

are you some kind of fan of capitalism?

[SkavenRMD]

Hey, you forgot the inflatable life-size battery operated Max Payne for you-know-who.

[Guest]

* Max Payne the Board Game

how would that work? "Woohoo! I rolled a 5, that means I get to shootdodge to an adjacent square. I don't know, frag: http://www.sjgames.com/frag/ isn't known to be great.

* Max Payne Trading Card Game

There were only like ten real characters in the game, and the only one who didn't die was max.

* Max Payne tamagacci (now you can grow your very own max!)

Babies with guns, yeah, that'll go over real well.

* Max Payne Haloween Costume (that smile would scare anyone, and then when you knock on someone's door, be sure to do a back-dive with a shotgun!)

Anything that encourages children to go door to door with loaded automatic weapons is a bad thing in my book.

* Max Payne for Gameboy Advanced (for those computer-deprived kids)

Not really enough controls

* Max Payne for Unix

Not to many unix gamers.

* Max Payne Apparel (everything from hats with max payne's face, to a leather jacket that looks like his)

You can already get clothing like he wears.

* Max Payne Mouse Pads (Guess what, I still have the Duke Nukem 3D mouse pad! And I still love it!!!)

They have those. I have one, they came with the pre-orders.

* Max Payne watch (running late? Just click teh bullet-time button to slow them down a bit, then blame it on the watch images/icons/grin.gif )

Who would want a watch that slows down?

* Max Payne the Cartoon (WB11!!!)

/Uhhhhg.

* Max Payne the TV Show

/would the cartoon not be a tv show.

* Max Payne Summer Camps (Brainwash kids, so they buy more Remedy/3d Realm stuff)

I think gun themed camps for children could be trouble.

* Max Payne ammusement park (or at least a rollercoaster in Six Flags)

That wouldn't make sense? How would you relate a ride to the game?

"Visit the Maxey go round. And while you're at it, come ride the nicole horne."

[Ninja]

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
Hey, you forgot the inflatable life-size battery operated Max Payne for you-know-who.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">YOU REMEMBERED ME! THANKS PETRI! I'M LOOKING FORWAD TO THAT WONDER-

Oh you mean Baskinator graemlins/hhg.gif

[Co11]

hey, I'm that inflatable life-size battery operated Max Payne for you-know-who. They call me the copper top.. images/icons/wink.gif

[The Baskinator]

Originally posted by SkavenRMD:
Hey, you forgot the inflatable life-size battery operated Max Payne for you-know-who.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">*laughing so hard* Oh, you read my mind.... That's the funniest thing I've read all night.

hey, I'm that inflatable life-size battery operated Max Payne for you-know-who. They call me the copper top.. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Awwww... images/icons/grin.gif graemlins/love.gif

[Guest]

I have some suggestions for expanding the Max Payne market:

* Max Payne the Board Game

* Max Payne Trading Card Game

* Max Payne tamagacci (now you can grow your very own max!)

* Max Payne Haloween Costume (that smile would scare anyone, and then when you knock on someone's door, be sure to do a back-dive with a shotgun!)

* Max Payne for Gameboy Advanced (for those computer-deprived kids)

* Max Payne for Unix

* Max Payne Apparel (everything from hats with max payne's face, to a leather jacket that looks like his)

* Max Payne Mouse Pads (Guess what, I still have the Duke Nukem 3D mouse pad! And I still love it!!!)

* Max Payne watch (running late? Just click teh bullet-time button to slow them down a bit, then blame it on the watch images/icons/grin.gif )

* Max Payne the Cartoon (WB11!!!)

* Max Payne the TV Show

* Max Payne Summer Camps (Brainwash kids, so they buy more Remedy/3d Realm stuff)

Can't think of anything else. oh:

* Max Payne ammusement park (or at least a rollercoaster in Six Flags)

[SkavenRMD]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">* Max Payne ammusement park (or at least a rollercoaster in Six Flags)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">That wouldn't make sense? How would you relate a ride to the game?

"Visit the Maxey go round. And while you're at it, come ride the nicole horne."</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">LOL!

Or how about, "Pop the Gognitti", "Jack Lupino's Spooky Ride", or "Pull Punchinello's Strings"

[Bruce Hamilton]

Originally posted by Qender:
* Max Payne tamagacci (now you can grow your very own max!)

Babies with guns, yeah, that'll go over real well.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">How about a Max Payne chia-pet? images/icons/grin.gif

[Guest]

Hmm, that might be better than my "Rotting corpse chia pet" idea.

[revenant100]

Max Payne needs it's own computer game. Just think about it, a third-person shooter with bullet time. Brilliant! I'm glad I thought of it. images/icons/grin.gif

[Bushido]

Guys, guys! Max Payne isn't about cheesy merchandise OR Chia Pets. Max Payne is about Painkillers. So with that I reveal to you all:
/fade in with soft piano solo
Max Payne Relievers from the makers of Asprin! Been shootdodging a little too much lately? Over practicing bravado? Well we can cure what ails ya with our new "kid tested-mother approved" drugs! Just take 1 or 2 tablets a day and you'll be back to your 'ol shootdodging self in no time! Max Payne Relievers, 'cause a little Payne can go a long way...
/fade out with cheesy guitar solo

[Bruce Hamilton]

Originally posted by Bushido:
Max Payne Relievers, 'cause a little Payne can go a long way...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Available in regular and "Max"imum strength... images/icons/grin.gif

[shadow fox]

sounds like a good idea, but i have kwb13 (same as your wb11) and in the denver area its wb2

[ 07-21-2002, 09:24 AM: Message edited by: shadow fox ]

[shadow fox]

Originally posted by Bushido:
Guys, guys! Max Payne isn't about cheesy merchandise OR Chia Pets. Max Payne is about Painkillers. So with that I reveal to you all:
/fade in with soft piano solo
Max Payne Relievers from the makers of Asprin! Been shootdodging a little too much lately? Over practicing bravado? Well we can cure what ails ya with our new "kid tested-mother approved" drugs! Just take 1 or 2 tablets a day and you'll be back to your 'ol shootdodging self in no time! Max Payne Relievers, 'cause a little Payne can go a long way...
/fade out with cheesy guitar solo<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">its more like to bottles a day. if you manufatue these than there will be people dieing from O.D.'s images/icons/frown.gif ,crunch crunch crunch. hey these are good. know i know why max chows them like chips.

[The Baskinator]

They're chewable painkillers....like Barney vitamins. Max likes the purple ones best.