Max Payne The Movie (funny?)

[Devil Master]

TEH FUNNAY images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/grin.gif

[Kef Nukem]

I just had this idea. Don't know where to post it and if it's really cool but read!

First of all, check the picture below! And the points below refer to the points in the picture (duh images/icons/smile.gif ).

1. Mr. Payne is in the bathroom sitting on the toilet were the shower is located as well and of course some more stuff. From there our hero goes to point 2.

2. This is a bedroom. There's a big bed for 2 people, closets with mirrors in it and there's a pencil on the bed. Max picks it up and says: "Hmm an HB-Pencil, could be useful for this insane adventure".

3. Now he goes to room 3 which is another bedroom (when he's in there he closes the door). Behind this bed there's a handkerchief which Max Payne picks up while saying "A handkerchief, what else do we need?". Next he walks further into the room and sees a chair (4) . He wants to pick it up as well and says: "A chair, that could come in handy!" He walks back and then finds out its rather heavy and puts it back. Now he walks back to the door of the room and suddenly he has to sneeze, he uses the handkerchief and the following sentence appears:
"You've used the handkerchief!"

5. Now he opens the door and a comic-scene begins.
Turkish character: "Hey! What are you doing in my house?!" (and points a gun at you)
Max Payne: "Huh, your house? This is my house!"
Turkish character: "No f*cking around Mister... sentence fades out and now you see another image with just Max and you here the following:

"Hmmm, this is baloney, I gotta end this, maybe I should use my pencil!"

In a nicely done Matrix effect you see Max leaping to the right and then he throws the pencil, you see it just like the sniper bullets in MP. Now you see the enemy with the pencil in his chest slowely dropping down, loud and bleeding. Dead. The end.

Max has once again survived one hell of an adventure!

If you're bored and have a camera, it would be cool if you could make something like this, or even maybe it's possible in MP itself images/icons/smile.gif Oh well, it was a nice idea hehe.

http://www.planetduke.com/kef/mpthemovie.jpg

[Topai]

THAT IS THE LAMEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! HA HA!!! images/icons/grin.gif

[Kef Nukem]

Thanks, I guess images/icons/grin.gif

[Gatinater]

I heard the pencil time feature is coming along rather nicely.

[Generator 22]

I think someone´s got an issue with turkish opposers to Max Payne that they need to get over...

[biXen]

wtf? Why did I read this... images/icons/tongue.gif

[Shaft Windu]

Actually, that might work if Max Payne were made by LucasArts...

[Djaser]

But there was a plant to make a real Max Payne movie images/icons/confused.gif !
Or am I wrong?