Max Payne 2 Subtitles [Archive]

Guest

12-24-2002, 05:34 PM

Max Payne 2 : Shlock 3dRealms puts out to keep our attention off DNF.

Max Payne 2: 3dRealms is Broke

Max Payne 2: The Retun

Max Payne 2: More Kills than Terminator, Robocop, and Rambo Combine.

Please list yours.

RollingBrass

12-24-2002, 07:45 PM

I'm still going to stick by my awful idea for a subtitle;

Max Payne 2: New Yorker

The Stinger

12-24-2002, 08:43 PM

Max Payne 2: No payne, No gain

Maddieman

12-24-2002, 09:12 PM

Max Payne 2: Reloaded

Kev_Hectic

12-24-2002, 09:21 PM

Max Payne 2: The secret of the Ooze

Max Payne VIII: Jason takes Manhattan

Max Payne 2: Baskinator = PWNED!!111

Max Payne 2: Payne 2 the max! (Worst play on words ever)

I got nothing better...

The Stinger

12-24-2002, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by Kev_Hectic:
Max Payne 2: Payne 2 the max! (Worst play on words ever) I won't be suprised if they use that. Wait... after they read this they are going to change it graemlins/doh.gif

Mad_Max

12-24-2002, 10:03 PM

It's not my idea of a subtitle, yet it's the best one which ever came out.

Max Payne 2: Electric Boogaloo

It's something like this, I don't remember the exact name. images/icons/smile.gif

Here's my own MP2 subtitle idea now!

Max Payne 2: Bullet Time strikes again

Oh boy, it's real crap. images/icons/smile.gif

The Baskinator

12-24-2002, 11:58 PM

Max Payne 2: Electric Boogaloo http://www.datazap.net/free/thebaskinator/images/mp2eb.jpg

biXen

12-25-2002, 06:31 AM

From biXen and vipe at #maxpayne Quakenet

Max Payne 2: Too much love will kill you

Mark

12-26-2002, 06:14 PM

Max Payne 2: The Payne Hits Twice as hard
Max Payne 2: Twice the Payne
Max Payne 2: Olly Olly Oxen free

neeek

12-26-2002, 08:43 PM

max payne: the hunt
max payne: vengeance
max payne :deadly influence

Darkreaver

12-27-2002, 02:41 PM

Max Payne 2: The bloodveins of New York images/icons/grin.gif

poo_al

12-27-2002, 04:01 PM

Max Payne: The Tales of the Backseat of Vlad's Mercedes
Max Payne 2: The Story of M&M (Max & Mona)
Max Payne 2: Throwing Berettas
Max Payne: Extreme Bullet-Time Brawl
Max Payne 2: I'm Taking Fibre Now ( graemlins/love.gif )

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The Baskinator

12-27-2002, 04:16 PM

Max Payne 2: Max and Alfred's Bogus Adventure

Max Payne and Alfred Woden join forces and use a New York city phone booth to travel back in time for some reason. images/icons/grin.gif

Chimera

12-27-2002, 04:47 PM

Max Payne 2 - Escape from The Baskinator
crazed stalker type deal..... images/icons/wink.gif images/icons/grin.gif

seriously though, I think it'll be something like Max Payne (2) - Vengeance

Kev_Hectic

12-27-2002, 04:50 PM

Max Payne and Alfred Woden join forces and use a New York city phone booth to travel back in time for some reason.They go back in time to bring forth a bunch of historical figures like Napoleon, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud and Lincoln to the future and train them to become the 'Super Elite Justice League Crime Fighting Squad' to help stop the war on Valkyr images/icons/grin.gif

[ 12-27-2002, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Kev_Hectic ]

Mad_Max

12-28-2002, 05:38 PM

Max Payne 2 - Revenge of the household bleach (http://forums.3drealms.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=19;t=000366) images/icons/grin.gif

revenant100

12-28-2002, 05:46 PM

Max Payne 2: The Sequel

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The Baskinator

12-28-2002, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Kev_Hectic:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Max Payne and Alfred Woden join forces and use a New York city phone booth to travel back in time for some reason.They go back in time to bring forth a bunch of historical figures like Napoleon, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud and Lincoln to the future and train them to become the 'Super Elite Justice League Crime Fighting Squad' to help stop the war on Valkyr images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>\o/ HOORAY!!

(Are we 1337 or what? images/icons/tongue.gif )

neeek

12-29-2002, 01:00 AM

max payne returns
max payne forever
max payne beyond
max payne and mona
max payne and the temple of doom
max payne and the last crusade
max payne strikes back
max: return of the payne
max payne: inner war
max payne: xtreme
max payne: more
max payne: maxed

The Baskinator

12-29-2002, 03:09 AM

Max Payne 2: The Return Of The King Of The Two Towers In The Temple Of Doom Strikes Back To The Future 4

.... I think that says just about everything we need it to. images/icons/tongue.gif

Delphi Dude

12-29-2002, 04:05 PM

Max Payne 2 : The Nasty Accident Involving A Bicycle Saddle

RollingBrass

12-29-2002, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Delphi Dude:
Max Payne 2 : The Nasty Accident Involving A Bicycle Saddle Or Lack Thereof graemlins/mryuck.gif images/icons/shocked.gif :excruciatinggroinpain:

jimbob

12-29-2002, 10:24 PM

max payne 2: just begging for another sequel

The Baskinator

12-30-2002, 12:02 AM

Max Payne 3: You Missed 2 While Waiting For Screenshots

biXen

12-30-2002, 11:27 AM

Max Payne 2: More crunchy and tasty than ever before

(am having some potato chips)

Devil Master

12-30-2002, 02:42 PM

Max Payne 2: YUO = FAGOT

Mad_Max

12-30-2002, 02:55 PM

Max Payne 2: Our weapons may not be realistic but it DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY'RE REALISTIC OR NOT ARGGAHHAAG DAMNED DAMNED IDIOTS images/icons/mad.gif images/icons/mad.gif

Max Payne 2: My bullet-time is better than ever

Max Payne 2: Max does his laundry

jimbob

12-30-2002, 03:26 PM

max payne2 : beyond thunderdome

sounds odly familiar

Kev_Hectic

12-30-2002, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by The Baskinator:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Kev_Hectic:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Max Payne and Alfred Woden join forces and use a New York city phone booth to travel back in time for some reason.They go back in time to bring forth a bunch of historical figures like Napoleon, Billy the Kid, Socrates, Sigmund Freud and Lincoln to the future and train them to become the 'Super Elite Justice League Crime Fighting Squad' to help stop the war on Valkyr images/icons/grin.gif <hr /></blockquote>\o/ HOORAY!!

(Are we 1337 or what? images/icons/tongue.gif ) <hr /></blockquote>\o/

Your new avatar is frightening me BTW images/icons/shocked.gif

Maddieman

12-30-2002, 05:31 PM

Max Payne 2: The bitch is back.

jimbob

12-30-2002, 06:44 PM

max payne 2 : the search for hot steamy mansex

The Baskinator

12-30-2002, 09:24 PM

Your new avatar is frightening me BTW Heh heh, don't worry. It's from my favorite book series - it won't stab you in your sleep or anything. Or... At least I don't think it will. images/icons/grin.gif

Max Payne 2: The bitch is back.The... dog? There wasn't a dog in Max Payne! How can it come back?

*chortle*

Karthik

12-31-2002, 12:13 AM

Max Payne: Silent Hill
Max Payne: Dead Alive
Max Payne 2: Unloaded
Max Payne 2: The Lost Artifact
Max Payne 2: Director's Cut
Max PAyne: Ultimate Vengence
Max Payne: Antitrust
Max Payne: Nemesis
Max Payne: Nirvana
Max Payne in Wonderland
Max Payne in Oz
Max Payne: The Great Guru
Max Payne: Last Express
Max Payne: Legions of Iron
Max Payne: What da heck?
Max Payne 2: 2 much, 2 good, 2 overhyped
Max Payne 2: Hype
Max Payne: Nickleback
Max Payne: Max Payne 2
Max Payne: Hail to the Bullets
Max Payne: Death Rally
Max Payne vs Duke Nukem
Max Payne vs Doom Marine
Max Payne vs Scorpion

revenant100

12-31-2002, 12:44 AM

Max Payne 2: Featuring Max Payne

Maddieman

12-31-2002, 06:11 AM

The... dog? There wasn't a dog in Max Payne! How can it come back?
Exactly, that's why I like the title - it's ambiguous. images/icons/tongue.gif

The Baskinator

12-31-2002, 11:38 AM

If there is an evil dog in Max Payne 2, it should have shifty eyes.

Maddieman

12-31-2002, 02:16 PM

3DS Max Payne 2

Max Payne 2.05

Wiseman

01-01-2003, 12:37 AM

Max Payne 2: Working with Vlad

The Baskinator

01-01-2003, 02:54 AM

Max Payne 2: Max Payne 6

Well, I thought it was funny. images/icons/blush.gif

Cathome

01-01-2003, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by biXen:
Max Payne 2: More crunchy and tasty than ever before

(am having some potato chips) Max has possibility to get and eat chips instead of stale doughnutes

Cathome

01-01-2003, 03:11 AM

Max Payne 2: Max rulez and Mona Sux
Max Payne2: 2 times shorter

Darkreaver

01-01-2003, 02:17 PM

Max Payne 2: Escape from New York images/icons/rolleyes.gif

jimbob

01-01-2003, 04:39 PM

max payne and 2 hot sexy hot woman who do things

Maddieman

01-01-2003, 04:41 PM

Max Payne 2: Pray forever

Fraeon Waser Duhni

01-01-2003, 06:43 PM

Max Payne 2: The paynefully obvious.

Joe Siegler

01-02-2003, 01:27 PM

Max Payne 2: Electic Boogaloo (of course)

Max Payne 2: Attack of the Baskinator

MrEricSir

01-02-2003, 05:13 PM

Ooh ooh, I have a couple:

Max Payne: The Universe is Toast
Max Payne: II

Kev_Hectic

01-03-2003, 03:23 AM

Ummm...

Max Payne: 2 hip 2 B square

Max Payne: Bang, zoom - 2 the moon Mona! to the moon!

Devil Master

01-03-2003, 10:39 AM

Max Payne 2: Let's delay DNF some more

Kev_Boy

01-03-2003, 04:57 PM

-Max Payne 2: The final countdown.

(Consider it a story about a bomb and the world that is about....to end images/icons/shocked.gif )

-Max Payne 2:Realm of Darkness

[ 01-03-2003, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Kev Boy ]

Maddieman

01-03-2003, 06:04 PM

Max Payne 2: The adventures of Sam and Max.
Max Payne 2: Max, Vlad, and Mona too.
Max Payne 2: Addicted to V.
Max Payne 2: Released in slow-motion.
Max Payne 2: Two gimmicks this time.
Max Payne 2: Single player only.
Max Payne 2: All your base
Max Payne 2: Are belong to us.
Max Payne 2: Drugged up, bump mapped, and ready to date your sister.
Max Payne 2: The next generation.
Max Payne 2: KF animation has 0 frames.
Max Payne 2: The adventures of tinyted graemlins/tinyted.gif
Max Payne 2: A technical support engineer's nightmare.
Max Payne 2: What were you expecting? - Duke Nukem Forever?
Max Payne 2: Vince Mugnaio's story
Max Payne 2: More Mixed Metaphors

Well, I'm all MaxEd out of ideas... images/icons/smile.gif

*dulled silence*

/runs.............