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FullMetalJacket
11-07-2001, 03:48 PM
For those of you who read the Multifunction Post, you'll already have a reason why I am. (My profile shall have a picture of ME in Max's full regalia). Well, I've created my own Max Payne action figures from 12-inch Ultimate Soldiers. (I've made one of Max [duh], a SWAT, and several thuggz from the game). After getting the game, I played it every single day for over three months. Really. Whenever I got home, I'd play MP nonstop. By now I obviously play the levels on autopilot, and since familiarity breeds contempt, I'm taking a brief break from the game so I can post at this site and keep from ever hating this surefire Game of the Year.
I've made numerous pieces of much-loved fan fiction.
I've made my own Graphic Novels of Max Payne, some of which are better than in the game!
I've recruited more than ten people into Remedy's clutches by telling them about the game and having them proceed to buy it.
I honestly am called "Max Payne" by people at school. I swear that people come up to me and say, "What's up, Max Payne?"
I own almost all of John Woo's movies, having gotten them before the game came out, and I watched them only because they reminded me of the action in the game.
Everyone in my family knows everything there is to know about Max Payne.
I've started to like Berettas only because they're used extensively in the game.
I had Max's same haircut for a while, although I did away with it because I didn't like being a tarthead. (In the photo, though, I'll have the flat top again.)
And of course, I intend to buy ALL the action figures when they come out next year.

(Please tell me that after all this, I'm at least a BIG fan of the game...? Maybe even... the number one fan)

Homoludens
11-07-2001, 03:55 PM
Um, you are and always will be the #1 Max Payne fan in my heart! http://www.adventuregamers.com/forums/images/smilies/puh.gif

Seriously, what were you up to before the game came out? I love Payne, but nowhere near as much as you. I still haven't tried any of the mods yet, I have other games I'm doing. images/icons/grin.gif

Superczar
11-07-2001, 05:40 PM
I dunno bout #1 fan, but dork definitely...

Yuri
11-07-2001, 06:25 PM
a super obsessed fan, a dork...Really,..whats the difference?

revenant100
11-07-2001, 06:25 PM
Sorry FMJ, Max Payne's biggest fan is him (http://www.lawgirl.com/ally/FAN.JPG). images/icons/grin.gif images/icons/tongue.gif

[ 11-07-2001: Message edited by: revenant100 ]

Guest
11-07-2001, 08:05 PM
Um, people used to call me Ender. oh, wait, I still use that name. Well, people called me ender withought my involvment. it's from that book. I also went by "spooky house" for a while. oh, and some people called me "matrix boy" or "neo".

MC Hammer
11-07-2001, 08:20 PM
I think your obsessed with Max Payne, its like crack for you isn't it? FMJ u need help. You cant live your life like this. One day u might think u are max and start shoot dodging and then shoot dodge of a really tall buidling and think it doesn't matter I saved it before i jumped off images/icons/grin.gif I will help u FMJ get off Max payne images/icons/tongue.gif

Guest
11-07-2001, 09:01 PM
Good for you.

Kickassguy
11-07-2001, 10:02 PM
I dunno, FMJ, that guy who painted a Max Payne mural in his bedroom was pretty hardcore. images/icons/smile.gif

Rogue36
11-07-2001, 10:21 PM
Everyone at my old school used to call me Luke Skywalker. err...I don't want to talk about it.

Devil Master
11-08-2001, 01:04 AM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>I've made my own Graphic Novels of Max Payne, some of which are better than in the game!<hr></blockquote>
Where are they? I'd like to see them!

biXen
11-08-2001, 01:15 AM
Try running a damn fansite alone for a year, updating with every filthy little rumour you hear, then we'll see what fanblood you got images/icons/wink.gif

And I just had to LOL at the fact that you like the Beretta now, thank God that the enemies in Max Payne doesn't have newspapers eh? images/icons/grin.gif

Guest
11-08-2001, 05:05 AM
I'm okay, under my coat I was wearing a sunday times vest, none of this stupid kevlar business.

The Dude
11-08-2001, 05:11 AM
Those of you in Australia would probably agree with me that the Saturday morning Age with the Saturday Extra supplement would probably stop a Barrett. images/icons/wink.gif I swear its about 2 or 3 trees...

Guest
11-08-2001, 05:25 AM
...for recient news from sports, turn to the everglades national forest...

The Baskinator
11-16-2001, 10:42 PM
That rocks man....

My friend Derek calls me Mrs. Payne because everybody has to come to me for MP help and tips. And for all the help I give, I still get made fun of for being such an MP freak.


I proposed to Sam Lake via e-mail...which if he never got it is fine by me... images/icons/grin.gif