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Devil Master
11-08-2001, 01:21 PM
In fact, he needs to go VERY badly!!! images/icons/grin.gif
http://devilmaster.supereva.it/maxtoilet.jpg
Superczar
11-08-2001, 02:22 PM
Max: "Oooooh, I shouldnt have had that second burrito..."
Homoludens
11-08-2001, 07:22 PM
Poor fellow, all that shooting and blood and carnage just to find the most perfect throne in all of New York City.

Reminds me of my experience in Paris over ten years ago. I was running around underground in the Metro stations looking for a restroom -- too much Orangina and mineral water earlier. I couldn't possibly go above ground and forfeit the fare I just paid, so I was nearly limping and holding my tummy, just like Max. If you can believe it, I actually made it back to my hotel without exploding like a water balloon. Worst case of the call of nature I've ever had.
Guest
11-09-2001, 04:46 AM
LOL. Great pic you have there!
daPayneGame
11-10-2001, 02:47 PM
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by superczar:
Max: "Oooooh, I shouldnt have had that second burrito..."<hr></blockquote>

"... Oooooh, or that vindalo, Oooooh, to much 'welcome maxpayne to the DEA' cake at the party..."
Rogue36
11-12-2001, 12:34 AM
Everyone knows he is constpated. There is no way around it. images/icons/smile.gif I bet in the 3drealms and remedy offices they have pictures above the toilets with max's face saying "Avoid the Payne, take a dump." It's a sick world amigos.
Death Mage
11-12-2001, 12:56 AM
Ok, that deserved a nice big LOL.

So... L images/icons/grin.gif L

[ 11-11-2001: Message edited by: Death Mage ]