MP2: In-game "constipation" jokes?

[Scotty]

Looking through the recent threads, it appears the subject of "constipation" is alive and well. images/icons/shocked.gif images/icons/smile.gif images/icons/grin.gif

Will anything be made of it? images/icons/smile.gif

Such as Max finding "Ex-Lax" instead of painkillers in one of the medicine cabinets, and saying "I could've used this a few years ago..." images/icons/grin.gif

[KillJoy]

LOL

While were at it we also need a "what about moving?" thing as well. Baskinator needs to become max's new love interest. And he needs 2000+ eyebrow hairs.

[thefly]

^agreed.

the ol' banskster hasn' t been around much lately, has she?

[Mad_Max]

I doubt that Remedy will set up a Ex-lax cameo in MP2 but I do find the idea really amusing. images/icons/smile.gif

Baskinator really need to appear somewhere in the game, even if it's just a little scribble of text or graffiti hid somewhere in the game, such as "Basky loves Max" and so on... images/icons/smile.gif

[KillJoy]

Or a wanted poster that says

WANTED: MAX PAYNE

Reward: $1,000,000,000

Wanted Alive by Baski N. Ator

[FullMetalJacket]

I've been known and loved since before the first game's release.

Maybe Max should pick up weapons in a shop called "FMJ's Guns & Ammo + Pawn Shop. NO BERETTAS."

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[Nessus]

Max looks in the mirror early in the game,"I just dont feel like myself anymore."

[KillJoy]

LOL Nessus!! That would be subtle enough for non-forum people not to get it. How about it remedy? At least an easter egg of some sort like the Star Trek episode in the land of the blind.

[The Baskinator]

Originally posted by thefly:
^agreed.

the ol' banskster hasn' t been around much lately, has she? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Huh? *chuckles* images/icons/tongue.gif

Originally posted by KillJoy:
Or a wanted poster that says

WANTED: MAX PAYNE

Reward: $1,000,000,000

Wanted Alive by Baski N. Ator <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Yeah, whoa, definitely alive. "He's no good to me dead."

[ 07-05-2003, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: The Baskinator ]

[KillJoy]

Hey Baskinator,

I was looking at your profile and you were born only 14 days after me.

What a coincidence.

Yep.


Anyways I was thinking it would be great if Max had to meet someone that was a reoccurring character from the first game, like Woden, would have to meet max somewhere. And it would be dark where ever they met. Then woden would say: Hey I didn't recognize you for a second. Did you get a haircut? New shoes?

[FullMetalJacket]

And she was born only 381 days after me. Really.
What a coincidence.
Yep.
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Hey, maybe Max's new shoes are far too tight on his feet - - hence his new, pissed-off facial expression. images/icons/tongue.gif

[Kevin's girl]

Originally posted by KillJoy:
LOL

While were at it we also need a "what about moving?" thing as well. Baskinator needs to become max's new love interest. And he needs 2000+ eyebrow hairs. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Who is Baskinator? Somebody answer me! Please

[The Baskinator]

Don't make demands unless you have a bomb.

I'm The Baskinator, obviously.

[Kevin's girl]

LOL sorry. I don't have a bomb.
Think bomb threats are funny? Think again!
Does anybody remember that poster from school?
Anyway sorry for getting off the subject. Yeah Max does look like he is constipated sometimes. Maybe its because he's concentrating on aiming or he's thinking to hard. LOL I don't know...

[Spazer]

can someone please post a shot of the constipation look..i dunno what you guys are talking about images/icons/frown.gif

[Scotty]

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[Kevin's girl]

Spazer, look at the picture under the forum: 1 year later? I guess thats what everybody means by looking constipated. I don't really know. I only somewhat agree with them anyway. I think Max is just concentrating.