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prophecy holder 08-07-2010 05:49 PM

Duke candy
 
Come on, Duke was seriously popular back in the 90's. Why did you make no attempts at making candies to profit from the popularity?

I got some idea's:
  • Duke nukem's beans: Jelly beans of assorted colors with little Nuke symbols.
  • Duke nukem's ball sack: Flesh colored sack filled with chocolate and white chocolate candy balls.
  • Duke nukem's cock-rockets: Chocolate roosters with cream filling.
  • Duke nukem's A.N.U.S. patrol (Assorted nuget filled Uniformed space marines): Little chocolate space marines filled with nuget.
  • Duke nukem's big salty nuts: Leaving the candy section we move onto snacks. Nuts are very good any time snacks that everyone loves.
  • Duke nukem's pink taco: Pink colored taco. Who doesn't like taco's?




The possibilites are endless and you can make tons of money from this, you can use that money to possibly complete DNF and it's supposed sequel. If you got any other idea's for some candy (or any foods) then go ahead and name them.

JobivanHiob 08-07-2010 06:01 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
I would order something like this...just cause of Duke! :cool:

BugsBunny 08-07-2010 06:32 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.

Zeromaeus 08-08-2010 12:34 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsBunny (Post 939975)
It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.

Internet. Serious business. You know the drill.

cof_3pc 08-08-2010 04:27 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/29398/orig...seriouscat.jpg

prophecy holder 08-08-2010 05:17 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9989/...jpg?1250726893

KO Gilligan 08-08-2010 05:21 PM

Re: Duke candy
 
You are all very disturbed


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