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Xgthug 07-10-2010 09:05 AM

The DNF Joke Thread
 
3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
...
Spoiler:

Dukesnuke 07-10-2010 10:43 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Xgthug (Post 937242)
3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
...
Spoiler:

The hell?

WarThrash 07-10-2010 11:56 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him.

cof_3pc 07-10-2010 12:27 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
old joke is old

Zeromaeus 07-10-2010 12:35 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WarThrash (Post 937270)
Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

Don't you mean Vienna?

Rösti 07-10-2010 12:46 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/P...7-c1318a24bbe8

Scotty 07-10-2010 01:38 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted? :eek:

Because you can't have your cake and eat it, too. :D

KO Gilligan 07-10-2010 04:01 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Son,
have I told you the reason that we all wait for Duke Nukem Forever?
Quote:

Yes, Dad, I know the story... It will come out when it's done and it's because it's just the way it is... Your Dad waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and his Dad before him waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and now I'm supposed to wait for Duke Nukem Forever, as it was told by Steve, and so it shall be, blah, blah, blah...
Quote:

That's right, son, now go troll the 3DRealms community virtual space message environment, It's tradition.


___________________________

ryche 07-10-2010 04:17 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
The whole game development is a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


:p

Zeromaeus 07-10-2010 04:34 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty (Post 937283)
Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted? :eek:

Because you can't have your poop and eat it, too. :D

Fixed it.

prophecy holder 07-10-2010 07:59 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

WarThrash 07-10-2010 08:08 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder (Post 937304)
Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

I laughed :D

Acid 07-10-2010 10:45 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Here's a lame one

What did a constipated Duke Nukem say to DNF ?

It's time to get this shit out already!

PukeBurger 07-10-2010 11:44 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q: Why hasn't DNF been released yet?
A: Because it doesn't exist.

wait, that's not funny

Zeromaeus 07-11-2010 12:59 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Why hasn't Duke Nukem been kicking ass recently?
Too much bubble-gum.

DerricktheW 07-11-2010 03:05 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Why hasn't Duke Nukem been chewing bubble-gum recently?
Too much ass.

Dukesnuke 07-11-2010 05:40 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder (Post 937304)
q: If dnf was made by id, what would it be?
A: Released.

lol! LOL!!!

KONGFUGORILLA 07-11-2010 06:26 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?

A cause ur a jerk face


Q why didnt Duke Nukem cross the road

A because he got sued.



um i got nuthin..

ryche 07-11-2010 10:44 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
What does DNF really stand for?



Done Nothing, Frankly.

Conan of Cooma 07-11-2010 08:38 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q) Why is DNF taking so long to come out?

A) I don't know, I was asking an honest question.

cof_3pc 07-11-2010 09:08 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q) What do you call a bunch of forum users browsing through the same threads daily, waiting for a game to come out that's 13 years overdue?

A) Suckers!


....oh wait.

nebiatsu 07-12-2010 02:04 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q. When will DNF be released?

A. WID (When Its Done).

Hahahahahaha
Biggest joke of all time.

Angilion 07-12-2010 03:46 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
The real reason the dinosaurs died out was that they spent too much time waiting for DNF to be released and eventually just gave up.

KO Gilligan 07-14-2010 08:33 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

SleazyCowboy 07-14-2010 08:41 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Damn, alien bastards are gonna pay for...wait they havnt shot down my ride in more than a decade..

PredatorFL 07-14-2010 12:52 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
I will create DNF myself if you guys give me 100 million dollars


http://usedbooksblog.com/blog/wp-con...12/dr-evil.JPG

Xgthug 07-14-2010 02:23 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KO Gilligan (Post 937737)
Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

I lol'd. :D


Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!

Da_Lurker 07-14-2010 03:28 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Xgthug (Post 937768)
I lol'd. :D


Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KO Gilligan (Post 937737)
Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi

I don't want to be a meanie but...I lol'd at both of them xD

BugsBunny 07-14-2010 06:39 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too :( !

Golden Diva 07-15-2010 03:54 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BugsBunny (Post 937792)
Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too :( !

And a nVIDIA fanboy too it seems ... :cool:

PredatorFL 07-15-2010 10:53 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Boromir tells me there may be trolls, and a flame war

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeIjU1Zjx1I

wildwood 07-15-2010 12:42 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
George enters the OCA (Obsessive Compulsive Anonymous)

George: Hi, my names George, I'm a game designer, and I have a problem.

Crowd: Hi, George!! It's gonna be OK, what's up?

George: We'll I have been trying to complete a major project for about 13 years, and I just cannot seem to get it finished. It keeps me up at night. It's getting a lot of people very upset with me. It's caused me to start quite a few bad habits. It's caused me to lose a lot of money, borrow a lot of money from others, that I don't think I can pay back, and strained quite a few relationships. It has just completely consumed me, and I just cannot seem to finish it. I feel like people think my project is just one gigantic joke or something.

Crowd: What is it, Buddy??

George: Spoiler:

Spoiler:

KO Gilligan 07-16-2010 01:27 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Have you ever heard about a cruise ship named Duke Nukem Forever?

Spoiler:


---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ----------

Did you know that there is a DVD with Duke Nukem Forever on it buried somewhere in a treasure chest in the middle of Texas?

Spoiler:


---------- Post added at 03:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:57 PM ----------

GOD:
King Broussard, I have an awesome project for you.
You will build the project, and it will be the most glorious in all the land, in all the world.

You will have 1,000 days to complete it entirely.
I shall provide you with all that you need:

1,000 Trumpets to proclaim the glorious project is coming.
1,000 Architects whom I will endow with great skills.
1,000 Slave Girls to attend to your personal needs.

King Broussard:

Spoiler:

Justyce 07-16-2010 01:55 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

Xgthug 07-16-2010 02:12 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Justyce (Post 937935)
How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

This.

We have a winner. :D

BugsBunny 07-16-2010 06:23 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Justyce (Post 937935)
How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
-
Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.

Winner indeed !

KO Gilligan 07-16-2010 06:35 PM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Edit:

Aw Never mind....

damn kids :rolleyes:

rangeview 07-21-2010 03:24 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by prophecy holder (Post 937304)
Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.

Well im pretty sure we'd spend around 8-10 hours running around in the dark with a usless flashlight and wonder if there is more to the eye then 5000 shades of grey and brown

marioman360 07-21-2010 07:27 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
Alright, I got a real joke for you.
Spoiler:

KO Gilligan 07-22-2010 09:33 AM

Re: The DNF Joke Thread
 
The New Developers Dictionary defines "Duke Nukem Forever" as:

Spoiler:


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