It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what?

ixfd64 · 05-01-2012, 12:29 AM

http://mashable.com/2012/04/30/toylet/

What is this I don't even...

Waiter · 05-01-2012, 02:37 AM

Duh...wtf? Are you sure this isn't a month late...?

ixfd64 · 05-01-2012, 10:52 AM

April 30 was yesterday. :-)

8IronBob · 05-01-2012, 04:23 PM

Sounds disgusting, but I'm pretty sure it might work for some.

MrBlackCat · 05-01-2012, 10:13 PM

I think of myself as someone who likes to game at any opportunity, but this shows me that this is not the case.
So we have a urinal video game now...

What next? I could go there... "Bombs Away" like BattleShip game for the toilet?

Commercial: "Bored on the pot? NO MORE! Thanks to modern technology, gaming has been brought to even your 'crappiest moments'.
Nintendo proudly brings you... The Puu. All Puu come with "Bombs Away!" The Puu with Bombs Away, projects a fleet of Target Ships into the Spash Down zone so you can take 'pot shots' to whole new level! Bombs Away is easily adjustable to fit your metabolism with its three exciting modes of play! Bombs away, Lock Ness Monster, and FireStorm.
So no matter your mode, you can have a seat and sink the fleet!"

MrBlackCat

Waiter · 05-06-2012, 08:49 AM

The gaming industry is litterally going down the drain...

8IronBob · 05-06-2012, 10:43 AM

Haha, well put, my dear Waiter, that really tells the bottom line of this whole thread! LOL!

KO Gilligan · 05-06-2012, 10:59 PM

Player vs Player could end up in a real pissing match

NutWrench · 05-07-2012, 11:30 AM

Japan! WTH? First the clown mouth urinals, now this?

X-Vector · 05-08-2012, 05:47 AM

Gearbox should have DNF ported to Toylet, seems like a perfect match.

Waiter · 05-08-2012, 05:32 PM

Force feedback, anyone...?

"Piss on OK to save progress on flush memory"

KO Gilligan · 05-09-2012, 04:33 AM

"Flood from above" - it could be a storm weather sim.

05-01-2012, 12:29 AM	#1
ixfd64	It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? http://mashable.com/2012/04/30/toylet/ What is this I don't even... __________________ fires Devastator at next poster Visit my forums!

05-01-2012, 02:37 AM	#2
Waiter	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Duh...wtf? Are you sure this isn't a month late...? __________________ "As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." - George W. Bush "Adding "PERIOD" behind a sentence doesn't make you right. BASTA!" - Klaus Kinski "There are some things that just aren't meant to be eaten." - Homer Simpson

05-01-2012, 10:52 AM	#3
ixfd64	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? April 30 was yesterday. :-) __________________ fires Devastator at next poster Visit my forums!

05-01-2012, 04:23 PM	#4
8IronBob	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Sounds disgusting, but I'm pretty sure it might work for some. __________________ PC Specs: Antec 900 ATX Case, Gigabyte 790GX Mobo, AMD Phenom II x4 955, EVGA 2GB GTX 680, Corsair Vengeance 16GB DDR3-1600, 160GB X25-M SSD, 500GB+640GB WD Caviar Blacks, 8x LG Blu-ray burner, 3D Vision 2 Kit/3DTV Play, Toshiba TL32515U, Logitech Z-2300 Speakers, DAS Pro K/B, Logitech MX518 Mouse, Win 7 Pro x64, Wacom Bamboo Fun Tablet.

05-01-2012, 10:13 PM	#5
MrBlackCat	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? I think of myself as someone who likes to game at any opportunity, but this shows me that this is not the case. So we have a urinal video game now... What next? I could go there... "Bombs Away" like BattleShip game for the toilet? Commercial: "Bored on the pot? NO MORE! Thanks to modern technology, gaming has been brought to even your 'crappiest moments'. Nintendo proudly brings you... The Puu. All Puu come with "Bombs Away!" The Puu with Bombs Away, projects a fleet of Target Ships into the Spash Down zone so you can take 'pot shots' to whole new level! Bombs Away is easily adjustable to fit your metabolism with its three exciting modes of play! Bombs away, Lock Ness Monster, and FireStorm. So no matter your mode, you can have a seat and sink the fleet!" MrBlackCat __________________ YES! I do wear my Duke Xtreme t-shirt every day!* :) (Not really, sometimes I wear my Time to Kill* t-shirt... like while I am washing my other Duke shirts for instance.) :) Last edited by MrBlackCat; 05-01-2012 at 10:32 PM.

05-06-2012, 08:49 AM	#6
Waiter	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? The gaming industry is litterally going down the drain... __________________ "As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." - George W. Bush "Adding "PERIOD" behind a sentence doesn't make you right. BASTA!" - Klaus Kinski "There are some things that just aren't meant to be eaten." - Homer Simpson

05-06-2012, 10:43 AM	#7
8IronBob	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Haha, well put, my dear Waiter, that really tells the bottom line of this whole thread! LOL! __________________ PC Specs: Antec 900 ATX Case, Gigabyte 790GX Mobo, AMD Phenom II x4 955, EVGA 2GB GTX 680, Corsair Vengeance 16GB DDR3-1600, 160GB X25-M SSD, 500GB+640GB WD Caviar Blacks, 8x LG Blu-ray burner, 3D Vision 2 Kit/3DTV Play, Toshiba TL32515U, Logitech Z-2300 Speakers, DAS Pro K/B, Logitech MX518 Mouse, Win 7 Pro x64, Wacom Bamboo Fun Tablet.

05-06-2012, 10:59 PM	#8
KO Gilligan	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Player vs Player could end up in a real pissing match Last edited by KO Gilligan; 05-06-2012 at 11:02 PM.

05-07-2012, 11:30 AM	#9
NutWrench	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Japan! WTH? First the clown mouth urinals, now this? __________________ "I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."

05-08-2012, 05:47 AM	#10
X-Vector	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Gearbox should have DNF ported to Toylet, seems like a perfect match. __________________ We're on an express elevator to hell... going clown. HELLO, MY FRIEND - freindship make a happiness double times and divide sadness half and make us remove our unhappiness. Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb

05-08-2012, 05:32 PM	#11
Waiter	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? Force feedback, anyone...? "Piss on OK to save progress on flush memory" __________________ "As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say." - George W. Bush "Adding "PERIOD" behind a sentence doesn't make you right. BASTA!" - Klaus Kinski "There are some things that just aren't meant to be eaten." - Homer Simpson Last edited by Waiter; 05-08-2012 at 05:35 PM.

05-09-2012, 04:33 AM	#12
KO Gilligan	Re: It's a toilet! It's a console! It's... what? "Flood from above" - it could be a storm weather sim.