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Old 04-29-2005, 09:37 AM   #1
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KaiserSoze & his Underwear
Do you think Soze will actually eat his underwear?

Edit: When imported to vBulletin, polls were lost. Here was the status of the poll when imported:

Question: Do you think Soze will actually eat his underwear?

1) Yeah, he'll be a man and honor that - 113 votes - 51%
2) No, he'll wuss out - 110 votes - 49%
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:45 AM   #2
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Re: KaiserSoze & his Underwear
not eating it is not an option, really
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:55 AM   #3
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I have been thinking about this one actualy, sorry to say i think he won't do it, he will definatly give EVERY excuse for not having to do it
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:16 AM   #4
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He already kisses George's ass, so I don't see the problem with him eating his own undies.
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:20 AM   #5
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I remember saying he would read his underwear if ..... screenshot...... media....... video.... something with that, I can't remember what exactly...? what was it again?
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:06 AM   #6
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Cooked or raw?
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:09 AM   #7
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I expect nothing more than week old boxer shorts and a video to prove it
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:20 AM   #8
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What was the deal exactly for those of us who can't recall the exact words?

Kaiser said he would eat his underwear if the 'big news' in June PC gamer wasn't DNF? That right?
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:31 AM   #9
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Cooked or raw?
good idea! if kaisersoze cooks his underwear, together with meat and legumes and a good tomato sausage, it might be possible to eat it, without to much bad taste.
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Old 04-29-2005, 11:40 AM   #10
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What was the deal exactly for those of us who can't recall the exact words?

Kaiser said he would eat his underwear if the 'big news' in June PC gamer wasn't DNF? That right?
It was about the "P.S. Keep your eyes open for the unveiling of our next game very soon. " on the April 1st update on the front page. He thought it would be DNF but it's not.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:00 PM   #11
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^as gryphon said above it was related to 3drealm's now infamous blurb about watching out for the unveiling of their next game on their front page.

here's what i said in the thread:

http://forums.3drealms.com/ubbthreads/sh...part=1&vc=1

"it's dnf.

i'll eat my undewear if it isn't."

it wasn't dnf.

give me some time to get my appetite for underwear...pictures coming soon.
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:06 PM   #12
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i want video
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Old 04-29-2005, 12:37 PM   #13
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yes, me too, with pictures you can fake as much as you want, pretend you eat it, but you put it only in your mouth
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:04 PM   #14
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That's why we will expect poop pictures the day after.
Maybe a good idea to eat your pink shorts...easier to find.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:08 PM   #15
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You could shred it up and bake it in to a cake.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:09 PM   #16
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I'm not sure if that wouuld be healthy.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:16 PM   #17
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He should just get edible underwear from a sex shop.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:36 PM   #18
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:48 PM   #19
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A man of his word. Or he better be, the Nacho knows 32 styles of martial arts. A majority of them are undiscovered.
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Old 04-29-2005, 01:58 PM   #20
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Kaiser, unless you can snag some of those edibles, please eat your underwear under a doctor's supervision. We don't want you dying on us.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:09 PM   #21
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You know I hate to point this out, but since there was some DNF news in the mag he might have an out. I mean I don't fully recall the context of the thread and all, but if I recall since there was DNF news in thread he might be OK...but on the other hand a pic of someone eating their undwear would be great.
Now I would like to voice a very STRONG opiinion agains the after photo's, in any way shape or form.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:11 PM   #22
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Just put some salt and pepper on em. It will taste like chicken
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:15 PM   #23
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It's obvious he'll never eat them! He'll fake it if he posts pictures, so we definetly need a video footage.

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Old 04-29-2005, 02:18 PM   #24
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I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:20 PM   #25
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I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?
Are you serious? Kaiser eat his underwears? I don't see any normal people do that anyways.

I'll eat glass if he eats his underwears Live on a webcam and I want to see the footage.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:21 PM   #26
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I dont think he will fake it. Will you Kaiser?
If he does, i say we make him eat, worn granny panties lol
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:32 PM   #27
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You know, pictures of him faking it would be damn good enough for me. Already humiliating.

Come on Kaiser, make a few good pictures. Start by boxers in the oven, with onions or something. Then, set up the silverwear, the bottle of wine, the candlelights, everything! Just make a funny series of pictures.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:44 PM   #28
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please eat your underwear under a doctor's supervision.
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Old 04-29-2005, 02:45 PM   #29
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so you tested the re-made(secret, whatever) poll option HERE?

I have to get back on this question.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:02 PM   #30
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don't think your stomach fluids can melt those shorts and it will stay as a lump in your stomach, can not be healthy, you might already choke on a bit of em so i don't recomend it if you don't grind it down to powder and mix em with some ice cream and yoghurt maybe and eat it in very small porions over a period of time.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:04 PM   #31
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Hey, right after your post, we have a doctor! Dr. Brown, would you be willing to be on hand while Kaiser eats his shorts? I mean, I don't blame you if you refuse. Maybe he should have to promise that he'll already have removed them and be wearing some other clothes when you get there. Otherwise,
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:07 PM   #32
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As much as I'd like this, I don't really think he should do it. Thats not something one can do in RL. I mean, eating his shorts could actually be harmful to his health. And we don't want him to get hurt, do we?

DO WE?!
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:09 PM   #33
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DO WE?!
Well...
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:24 PM   #34
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I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:27 PM   #35
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What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear?
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:42 PM   #36
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I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.
good idea, he can eat his underwear at E3, in the room where PREY is showed off.

(after the video)
and ladies and gentlemen, this is kaisersoze, he said he would eat his underwear if DNF wouldn't be the big review of june 2006 pc gamer.
*kaisersoze appears and eats his underwear*

of course that will be included in the E3 prey video released to public afterwards
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Old 04-29-2005, 03:47 PM   #37
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If Kaiser can get a free trip to E3 out of this, he might eat them yet.
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Old 04-29-2005, 04:28 PM   #38
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I was just messing with you, Kayser. Though some faked up pics would be nice. We'll post, we're just so busy lately that it's been hard to do. Gotta get ready for E3.
Who will be their anyone from 3DR ? George ? Scott ?
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:19 PM   #39
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WE WANT VIDEO FOOTAGE.
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Old 04-29-2005, 06:53 PM   #40
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What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear?
I'll mail him some of mine.
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