Indian Bohemian Rhapsody

IwantMORE · 11-12-2006, 11:43 AM

*Naan, just killed a man
*poppadom against his head
*Had lime pickle now he's dead.
*Naan, dinner's just begun
*But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
*Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by
*this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras.
*Too late, my dinner's gone
*Sends shivers down my spine
*Bottom aching all the time
*Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
*Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
*Naan, ooh, ooh
*This dopiaza is so mild
*I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

*[guitar solo]

*I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the
*chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat!
*Byriani (Byriani)
*Byriani (Byriani)
*Byriani and a naan
*(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
*I've eaten balti, somebody help me
*He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the
*loo
*is quarantined...
*Here it comes
*There it goes
*Technicolor yawn
*I chunder
*No!
*It's coming up again
*(There he goes)
*I chunder, it's coming back again
*(There he goes)
*Coming back again
*(up again)
*Here it comes again.
*(No no no no no no NO)
*On my knees, I'm on my knees
*On his knees, Oh, there he goes
*This vindaloo
*Is about to wreck my guts
*Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

*[guitar solo]

*So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
*So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
*Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had
*to come right out in here.

*[guitar solo]

*[slow bit]
*Korma or dopiaza
*bhaji, naan or saag
*Nothing makes a difference
*Nothing makes a difference
*To meee....
*(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

Jokke_r · 11-12-2006, 12:59 PM

Lamest, most worthless thread EVAR!

You Fail!

NutWrench · 11-12-2006, 04:02 PM

I kind of liked it!

John · 11-12-2006, 07:59 PM

Would probably be better with music.

11-12-2006, 10:21 PM

Hey, look what I found a hindi and a telugu version of MJ's Thriller:
Hindi Thriller
Telugu Thriller(much funnier)

And I'll throw this as freebies:
Tractor Drifiting
jump or slide u decide

ZaphodB · 11-22-2006, 03:23 AM

I thought it was well done. YOU fail Jokke_r, for jumping on the lame-wagon too quickly. For me, it made me chuckle. As for the lamest thread, I believe I did that in the prey forums, it got deleted only after a day

11-12-2006, 10:21 PM	#5
Karthik Guest	Re: Indian Bohemian Rhapsody Hey, look what I found a hindi and a telugu version of MJ's Thriller: Hindi Thriller Telugu Thriller(much funnier) And I'll throw this as freebies: Tractor Drifiting jump or slide u decide

11-12-2006, 11:43 AM	#1
IwantMORE	Indian Bohemian Rhapsody Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... *(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh) __________________ Signature removed to protect the guilty

11-12-2006, 12:59 PM	#2
Jokke_r	Re: Indian Bohemian Rhapsody Lamest, most worthless thread EVAR! You Fail!

11-12-2006, 04:02 PM	#3
NutWrench	Re: Indian Bohemian Rhapsody I kind of liked it! __________________ "If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled."

11-12-2006, 07:59 PM	#4
John	Re: Indian Bohemian Rhapsody Would probably be better with music. __________________ Duke4.net Let not mankind bogart love. [A pessimist is what an optimist defines as a realist.]

11-22-2006, 03:23 AM	#6
ZaphodB	Re: Indian Bohemian Rhapsody I thought it was well done. YOU fail Jokke_r, for jumping on the lame-wagon too quickly. For me, it made me chuckle. As for the lamest thread, I believe I did that in the prey forums, it got deleted only after a day __________________ "If there's ANYTHING larger than my EGO I want it shot and killed right now" - Zaphod Beeblebrox This Public Service Announcement brought to you by: "The People Who Have NO Idea What's Going On" (TPWHNOIWGON) We thank you for ignoring it.