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Old 12-27-1999, 02:05 PM   #1
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When it\'s done: The parody
I got really bored over Christmas, and, well, this happened....

To the tune of Jingle Bells.

Surfing 'cross the net
On my ISDN line
To 3DR's website
Searching for a sign

We ask for them to say
The date it will come out
But those wise guys only say one thing without a doubt

When it's done
When it's done

'Heard it all before.
Impatience set quickly in and it started a great big flame... WAR

When it's done
When it's done

The wait just makes me nuts
Leaving us with no release date; they sure got some guts!

They were using Quake 2
But then they changed their mind
They'll use Unreal instead
But now they're way behind!

Screenshots; we said WOW!
Bruce Campbell had a cow
All the while, newbies scream "Release this damn thing now!"

When it's done
When it's done

Why is it so late?
I guess that mad man from Brazil just couldn't stand the long... WAIT

When it's done
When it's done

I'm going insane
I just can't get any sleep while waiting for this game!

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If anyone wants to add a verse to it or make up your own parody, then here is the place to do it. (No, I haven't actually had trouble sleeping!)
 
Old 12-27-1999, 03:55 PM   #2
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Re: When it\'s done: The parody
What can I say!.........GREAT!...get it published!....or not!

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Old 12-27-1999, 04:29 PM   #3
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Old 12-27-1999, 05:27 PM   #4
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Old 12-27-1999, 08:26 PM   #5
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LOL! hilarious. Im fglad to see ceative thinking in this place I enjoyed that poem

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Old 12-27-1999, 08:39 PM   #6
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brilliant

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Old 12-27-1999, 09:12 PM   #7
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Hmmm... Waysk, go over to the "mooning over DNF thread". What I said there also applies here.

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Old 12-27-1999, 09:32 PM   #8
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HA! Great stuff!
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Old 12-28-1999, 12:00 AM   #9
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Old 12-28-1999, 12:03 AM   #10
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Hella Kewl
 
Old 12-28-1999, 12:06 AM   #11
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Amazing!
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Old 12-28-1999, 01:09 AM   #12
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This one should be going into the archived "Duke Nukem Stuff".

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Old 12-28-1999, 11:34 AM   #13
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Classic!!!
Much better than that barking dog Jingle Bells.

Weird Al couldn't have done better.
 
Old 12-28-1999, 01:41 PM   #14
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He he he
Now That's Christmas!!!!!!
 
Old 12-28-1999, 05:30 PM   #15
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KICK ASS !!!!!!!!

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Old 12-28-1999, 07:02 PM   #16
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GREAT

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Old 12-28-1999, 07:36 PM   #17
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[Cartman voice]Sweeeeet[/Cartman Voice]

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Old 12-28-1999, 08:07 PM   #18
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Old 12-28-1999, 10:31 PM   #19
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Sums it up nicely

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Old 12-29-1999, 12:27 AM   #20
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Dont diss the barking dogs.....they are a piece of musical idiocy....not for us to pick at.....but they ARE fun!

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-Here taste this.
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-It is kinda thin...
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Old 12-29-1999, 03:24 AM   #21
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Heh...
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Old 12-29-1999, 11:24 PM   #22
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ROTFLMAO that was friggin hilarious...that's one of the best lyric parodies I've ever heard (er, read). Joe PLEASE put this in one of the archives...it definitely deserves a spot there.

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Old 12-29-1999, 11:29 PM   #23
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Amazing!!! :cool :cool :cool :cool
 
 

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