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Old 04-29-2005, 06:56 PM   #41
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I'll mail him some of mine.
OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:36 PM   #42
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I'll mail him some of mine.
OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.
Oh, that was colder than ice Ras. Im sorry to say this Joe, but you just got....
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:45 PM   #43
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I'll mail him some of mine.
OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.
No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.
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Old 04-29-2005, 07:46 PM   #44
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I'll mail him some of mine.
OMG, now that's just cruel. Besides, I don't know if you can send hazardous materials across state lines without some kind of permit.
No one will know, I'll label it as a DNF beta disc from McDonald's.
The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:37 PM   #45
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He wouldn't be too surprised though, since most of the stuff coming from McDonalds looks and smells like shit anyway.
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Old 04-29-2005, 08:38 PM   #46
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I hope you all realize this could potentially destroy Kaiser's relationship with his wife if he's caught mackin' down on some undies. I mean...

"Hey hunny, what're you do -- Oh My God!"

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Old 04-29-2005, 08:54 PM   #47
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The mailman will have a happy surprise when he'll open it.
Haha, yeah. If I was a mailman, I would have to open anything marked DNF beta.

"Sorry, that mail never got here. Hope you were insured."
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:30 PM   #48
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
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Old 04-29-2005, 09:31 PM   #49
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He can still eat his own, though, right?
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Old 04-29-2005, 10:04 PM   #50
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lol! this is just hilarious

Kaiser, you can do it
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:20 AM   #51
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

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... While he's still wearing it...
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:44 AM   #52
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I want Kaiser to eat his own underwear...

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... While he's still wearing it...
Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy?
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:47 AM   #53
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... While he's still wearing it...
Who do you think he is? Ron Jeremy?
Of course not... Kaiser is next generation...
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Old 04-30-2005, 02:56 AM   #54
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It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?
 
Old 04-30-2005, 03:05 AM   #55
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Yeh dude you're under pressure now

Eat those DACKS
 
Old 04-30-2005, 04:36 AM   #56
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It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?
do it!
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Old 04-30-2005, 04:42 AM   #57
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It would be very amusing having a news story, about KaiserSoze eating his undies, on the main page of this website. With the article also featuring a picture of him putting a pair in his mouth. It would be worthy news, wouldn't it?
yeah, the news story would be called

"DNF delay caused first human losses: crazy fan couldnt wait for it any longer and commited suicide by deadly underwear"
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Old 04-30-2005, 06:16 AM   #58
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What we wanna do if he doesnt wear underwear?
I'll mail him some of mine.
extra large plz
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Old 04-30-2005, 07:58 AM   #59
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!
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Old 04-30-2005, 08:04 AM   #60
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!
You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser
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Old 04-30-2005, 08:04 AM   #61
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!
George only meant your underwear... I think it's ok if you send George's instead...

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Old 04-30-2005, 08:05 AM   #62
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!
Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.
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Old 04-30-2005, 08:44 AM   #63
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Kaiser would probably frame it on his wall.
damn, I wanted to say exactly the same
I think the frame would be made of pure gold
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Old 04-30-2005, 08:57 AM   #64
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You know, Joe, if you even touched George's underwear then the joke's on both you and Kaiser
Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.
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Old 04-30-2005, 08:58 AM   #65
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ??
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:08 AM   #66
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I hereby pardon poor Kaiser. He ws just excited. No need to make him get anywhere near Joe's underwear.
Damnit George - I was going to actually send him yours, and say it was mine, then tell him afterwards!

Joe, how could you get your hands on George`s underwear ??
See post above yours..
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:24 AM   #67
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Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.
you think they're up for the task? God, I hope they have insurance!
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:38 AM   #68
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Alright, thats it. Im going to a nursing home and getting a soiled piece of underpants, and sending it to kaiser. And dont wash them, the brown stains is just BBQ sauce
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Old 04-30-2005, 09:43 AM   #69
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Spooger, who said I was touching it? I was going to hire some chemical waste plant employees to do that.

I think it´s more interesting to know why he knows that he needs some chemical waste plant employees for that
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Old 04-30-2005, 12:25 PM   #70
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it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.

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Old 04-30-2005, 12:55 PM   #71
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damn, joe explained his master plan while I was posting
this is indeed a very entertaining thread
well, with edible pants at hand (that`s if George has them as a back-up for a late-night snack) this shouldn`t be a big problem for the daring consumer
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Old 04-30-2005, 01:34 PM   #72
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Haha, this is one of the most entertaining threads we've had in quite awhile

Personally, I don't think he has what it takes
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Old 04-30-2005, 06:16 PM   #73
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I nominate this thread to be archived!
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Old 04-30-2005, 06:19 PM   #74
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I nominate this thread to be archived!
My vote goes to this thread too.
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Old 04-30-2005, 06:19 PM   #75
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I nominate this thread to be archived!
No, we have to wait and see if he does it or not first
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Old 05-01-2005, 01:29 AM   #76
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if they offer to give a DNF beta to anybody that ate random 3DR employees underwear I think quite a few crazed fans would jump at the chance For me, if given that alternative I'm more that happy with WID.
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Old 05-01-2005, 03:11 AM   #77
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it's because george made a bet, when they started working on dnf, saying:"when prey is out, i will change my underwear". go figure.


::scratches head:: So? Just because he'll change his underwear when prey is out, doesn't mean he didn't change his underwear before that. Now if he said, "I will NOT change my underwear UNTIL Prey is out." I'd get worried for his neighbours - or should that be DNF since after the neighbours come back from the hospital they'll be suing his and 3D Realms clothes off... wait, let's change that I'm worried for all of us.

As for Kaizer: buy a pair of edible panties, wear it for a day, and eat up! And make pictures! Buying the panties, putting them on, taking them off and eating them. In fact, I think they're right; 3DR/HH you should invite him over to E3, and have a camera on him buying and fitting the edible panties first, running around E3 (cameraman in tow) and then eat them at the end! The publicity would be awesome! Prey would be an instant hit, for sure!
 
Old 05-01-2005, 03:40 AM   #78
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And the DNF Fanboy image will be ruined forever.

though having a newsarticle on the main page would be pretty cool, with links to the pictures ofcourse.
(where is Kaiser anyway?)
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:28 AM   #79
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Old 05-01-2005, 05:46 AM   #80
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The real question is whether Joe, George or Kaiser actually WEAR undergarments!

It's not entirely uncommon for one to be free and easy these days.
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