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Old 06-28-2010, 08:54 PM   #81
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Re: The "One-Liners/Pop-Culture References in DNF" Thread
Hey, he's the one the supposedly "doesn't give a shit." I never said I didn't. I do! Or I wouldn't make a big deal out of it lol.


Anyways, I was trying to get the thread back on topic but for the anti-fun patrol locks the thread haha.




How about Duke says, "Damn, those nerdy bastards are gonna pay for delaying my release date!"

I am sure that one has been said before.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but my gum is 14 years old and chipped my tooth."
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Old 06-29-2010, 10:01 AM   #82
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that would be some nasty bubblegum, I once tried to chew on some 1 year old gum and in a flash spat that nasty crap out.... 14 years guys 14 years, that is just disgusting and I'm not talking just about the gum.
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:18 PM   #83
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ffs let it go
Nah, it's funny to mess with people who finds it irritating.
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Old 06-30-2010, 08:04 PM   #84
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Nah, it's funny to mess with people who finds it irritating.
True.
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Old 06-30-2010, 09:47 PM   #85
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In the first level.

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You think it took a long time for it to be released?

That's what your mom said too.
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Old 07-01-2010, 01:19 AM   #86
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Duke: "I'm gonna give you hell..all 9 circles of it!"
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Old 07-05-2010, 10:28 PM   #87
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The only thing that quote sounds like is a snooty journalist that has no sense of humor. The guy is probably also anti-guns, voted for Obama, and believes in giving all of our tax dollars to a bunch of poor scumbag crackheads that would slit your throat in a heart beat for a hit. Some of you might be asking yourself, "how is this related?" Well I'll tell you.... Because the guy is clearly a pansy ass hippie.
I'm a "pansy ass hippy". I vote Liberal Democrat (UK party, they make Obama look like a republican). I would be anti-guns by your standards, if the UK didn't already have anti-gun laws so extreme that even I think they're over the top. I like most of the hippy ideals. I ignore the silly artificial distinctions between products for men and products for women, so I'll use "women's" deoderant and "women's perfume", etc. To ice the cake, I'm bisexual. Pansy ass hippy...I think I qualify.

Duke Nukem cracks me up. I still play DN3D and DNMP remains the only platform game I've ever liked, simply because it's a Duke Nukem game. Duke's one-liners got me right from "Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride".
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Old 07-05-2010, 11:12 PM   #88
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Ok, I'll email 3DRealms for you immediately and see about having George Lucas and Steven Spielberg making a new edited version of the entire Duke Nukem series where all guns are replaced with walkie talkies, all vulgar and/or violent slurs are changed to economically and politically encouraging propaganda, and everything is enhanced with cutting edge CGI technology.



South Park. Season 6, Episode 9. http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/103618/
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Old 07-06-2010, 12:21 AM   #89
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I'm a "pansy ass hippy". I vote Liberal Democrat (UK party, they make Obama look like a republican). I would be anti-guns by your standards, if the UK didn't already have anti-gun laws so extreme that even I think they're over the top. I like most of the hippy ideals. I ignore the silly artificial distinctions between products for men and products for women, so I'll use "women's" deoderant and "women's perfume", etc. To ice the cake, I'm bisexual. Pansy ass hippy...I think I qualify.
Seriously....why exactly did you feel the need to bring all this up? Unless you are baiting yourself for controversy. DON'T get my thread locked with that kind of crap.

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Duke Nukem cracks me up. I still play DN3D and DNMP remains the only platform game I've ever liked, simply because it's a Duke Nukem game. Duke's one-liners got me right from "Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride".
^^^You should have left it at that
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Old 07-06-2010, 06:16 AM   #90
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I'm a "pansy ass hippy". I vote Liberal Democrat (UK party, they make Obama look like a republican). I would be anti-guns by your standards, if the UK didn't already have anti-gun laws so extreme that even I think they're over the top. I like most of the hippy ideals. I ignore the silly artificial distinctions between products for men and products for women, so I'll use "women's" deoderant and "women's perfume", etc. To ice the cake, I'm bisexual. Pansy ass hippy...I think I qualify.

Duke Nukem cracks me up. I still play DN3D and DNMP remains the only platform game I've ever liked, simply because it's a Duke Nukem game. Duke's one-liners got me right from "Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride".
Bloody Poms, just have to be the centre of attention, don't you?
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:35 PM   #91
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Seriously....why exactly did you feel the need to bring all this up? Unless you are baiting yourself for controversy. DON'T get my thread locked with that kind of crap.
I was replying to a post. Follow the references back and you'll see the relevance. Or you won't, since you didn't see it the first time despite the fact that I quoted it.

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Which would have been stupid and irrelevant by itself, without the context that was the entire point of the post.

I could make some stupid and irrelevant posts if you like. I have some spare time at the moment. Will random key-pressing be OK, or do you require random whole sentences?

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Bloody Poms, just have to be the centre of attention, don't you?
Only when we're not whinging!
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:42 PM   #92
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I was replying to a post. Follow the references back and you'll see the relevance. Or you won't, since you didn't see it the first time despite the fact that I quoted it.



Which would have been stupid and irrelevant by itself, without the context that was the entire point of the post.
No, that was a comment on a journalists review for DNMP. What you posted was even further from the topic and had nothing to do with the review (Which doesn't even belong in this thread either), all you did was let us in on your views and stances in life and respond to his comment about what a "Pansy ass hippy" is. I don't mind shooting off topic for a bit, but comments on sexuality and politics definitely don't belong here. You're asking for trouble if you post them here. I'm trying to keep this thread about Duke Nukem, not social commentary. Because if it goes down that road, then this thread will get locked and join the stream of dead threads below

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Which would have been stupid and irrelevant by itself, without the context that was the entire point of the post.

No, actually that paragraph was the only one dealing with the topic subject at all. Go look at my initial post and tell me....WHERE does it say "Post your views on society"? This is a Duke Nukem forum. Keep it about Duke Nukem.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:52 PM   #93
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No, actually that paragraph was the only one dealing with the topic subject at all. Go look at my initial post and tell me....WHERE does it say "Post your views on society"?
I don't know how to break it to you, but you're not the only person posting in this thread. I didn't reply to you. I'm only wasting my time replying to you now because I need to pass a few minutes while I'm waiting for something else.

I didn't post my views on society. I could ask why you thought I did, but I don't attach enough importance to your thoughts to care what your answer would be.
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Old 07-06-2010, 07:59 PM   #94
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I don't know how to break it to you, but you're not the only person posting in this thread. I didn't reply to you. I'm only wasting my time replying to you now because I need to pass a few minutes while I'm waiting for something else.

I didn't post my views on society. I could ask why you thought I did, but I don't attach enough importance to your thoughts to care what your answer would be.
It doesn't matter who you were replying to. The content was what is I'm addressing. This is a Duke Nukem one-liner thread. The "clip vs magazine" stuff was enough off-topic discussion. Don't start a Liberals vs Conservative argument, Guns vs Anti-Guns argument, or Sexuality argument. That's what posts like that have the potential to do. Now can it, or post something dealing with the TOPIC AT HAND.

As a matter of fact, don't even bother posting another comment about THIS little discussion, because even it is derailing the thread even more. You want a "pansy ass hippy" disussion? Go to General Messages and start a new Topic and have a field day.
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Old 07-06-2010, 08:20 PM   #95
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I think since Duke Nukem primarily takes place in areas in and around L.A., Duke should turn down a street in the city and see some head band wearing females in a guitar and hand drum circle getting beamed up to a spaceship, then he says, "Nobody steals our chicks, and lives. Unless they're granola crunching hippie lesbians!"


...and now you know how the above discussed topics can be used constructively in this thread!
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:03 AM   #96
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You believe in God .. I believe in Guns.
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Old 07-07-2010, 10:44 AM   #97
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...and now you know how the above discussed topics can be used constructively in this thread!
BRILLIANT!

Now stay on topic my friends.
No bickering!
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Old 07-07-2010, 03:36 PM   #98
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BRILLIANT!

Now stay on topic my friends.
No bickering!
Your avatar gives me an idea!

A deactivated robot resembling Bender is lying around with a note scrawled on the wall reading "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:13 PM   #99
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I think since Duke Nukem primarily takes place in areas in and around L.A., Duke should turn down a street in the city and see some head band wearing females in a guitar and hand drum circle getting beamed up to a spaceship, then he says, "Nobody steals our chicks, and lives. Unless they're granola crunching hippie lesbians!"


...and now you know how the above discussed topics can be used constructively in this thread!
LOL!
(that is great!)
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Old 07-07-2010, 05:43 PM   #100
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I think since Duke Nukem primarily takes place in areas in and around L.A., Duke should turn down a street in the city and see some head band wearing females in a guitar and hand drum circle getting beamed up to a spaceship, then he says, "Nobody steals our chicks, and lives. Unless they're granola crunching hippie lesbians!"


...and now you know how the above discussed topics can be used constructively in this thread!
So...granola crunching hippie lesbians are allowed to steal our chicks?

On the subject and tying it in with the beginning of the thread, Duke could sing "Dude looks like a lady" in response to seeing a suitable NPC. Maybe one who bears an entirely coincidental and not at all legally relevant resemblence to Justin Bieber. We all know what a fine singing voice Duke has.

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For a really obscure cultural reference, some cans of fish beer and some cans of apple juice in some room in the game.

I'm now wondering if anyone else will get that reference. I find DayJobOrchestra hilarious, but they're hardly famous. But hey, it would make me laugh.
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:41 PM   #101
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Duke walks into a bar a see's two dead men in a booth sitting apart from one another with a pigcop near by with duke commenting:

"Guess none of them shot first".
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Old 07-07-2010, 09:22 PM   #102
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Duke should see a real cop standing on the street and say, "I smell bacon.." And then the cop should morph into a pigcop unleashing an ambush that unveils the alien that changed him.
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Old 07-08-2010, 01:22 AM   #103
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Some lead-bullets lying around on a table with an older gun... After him picking it up and facing a pigcop ...
"hehe - I have taken the lead..." in a UT kind of duke-voice
Then after finishing the pigcop into bacon: "Me-mo-mo-monsterkill"
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:15 AM   #104
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If you beat a badguy in a ninja suit, have Duke say "Fatality!" (a reference to the fighting game Mortal Kombat).

If you pick up a laser gun, have Duke say "It's laser time boys!" (a reference to a 1990's sci-fi cartoon called The Bots Master).

If you pick up a "full recharge" item (a rare item that refills all ammo in all guns if you have them, gives full health, and full body armor) have Duke say "My level is OVER 9000!" (a reference to a scene in the anime Dragon Ball Z).

If you fight against a guy in a big mech, while you are standing at ground level, have Duke say "So that's Escaflowne?" (a reference to what Hitomi Kanzaki says in the anime Escaflowne when she see's her friend get in a big mech called Escaflowne to pilot it).

If you fight a teem of 5 ninjas, have Duke say "So they're the Power Rangers?" (a reference to what Astronema says in a scene in the last episode of Power Rangers In Space when she sees for herself for the first time the teens power-up into Ranger mode).

You are piloting a space ship to take out an enemy space ship, and you can't quite get a lock on it for your homing missiles, and the guy at air-traffic-control radios to you and says "Use the force, Duke." (a reference to Star Wars).


Whatever they do, PLEASE NO MORE X-RATED JOKES! That one in Duke3d where he said "I don't got time to play with myself." when he walked up to an arcade machine loaded with a Duke Nukem game, was a bit too much. I mean seriously was TOO "adult" for even an M rated game if you ask me (seems like an AO rating would be better for that one).
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:18 AM   #105
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If you beat a badguy in a ninja suit, have Duke say "Fatality!" (a reference to the fighting game Mortal Kombat).

If you pick up a laser gun, have Duke say "It's laser time boys!" (a reference to an 1990's sci-fi cartoon called The Bots Master)

If you pick up a "full recharge" item (a rare item that refills all ammo in all guns if you have them, gives full health, and full body armor) have Duke say "My level is OVER 9000!" (a reference to a scene in the anime Dragon Ball Z).



Whatever they do, PLEASE NO MORE X-RATED JOKES! That one in Duke3d where he said "I don't got time to play with myself." when he walked up to an arcade machine loaded with a Duke Nukem game, was a bit too much. I mean seriously was TOO "adult" for even an M rated game if you ask me (seems like an AO rating would be better for that one).
Are you kidding? "I don't have time to play with myself" was funny as hell. It was adult, sure, but that's just who duke is. I mean come on, Beavis and Butt-head made masturbation jokes ALL the time. And they were on national television

Oh, but I like your MK Fatality one.
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Old 07-08-2010, 03:36 AM   #106
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Are you kidding? "I don't have time to play with myself" was funny as hell. It was adult, sure, but that's just who duke is. I mean come on, Beavis and Butt-head made masturbation jokes ALL the time. And they were on national television

Oh, but I like your MK Fatality one.

What did you think of my other jokes? I have 6 in there? I see you only referenced 3 in the quote box you used, and only commented on one. You must have entered into posting mode before I could edit the remaining jokes into my post.

Please comment on the rest. I'd like an opinion on them.

Thanks.
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Old 07-08-2010, 04:01 AM   #107
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What did you think of my other jokes? I have 6 in there? I see you only referenced 3 in the quote box you used, and only commented on one. You must have entered into posting mode before I could edit the remaining jokes into my post.

Please comment on the rest. I'd like an opinion on them.

Thanks.
I'm not really a fan of some of the other stuff, so I can't really comment, but I'm a big MK fan, so that one I liked.
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Old 07-14-2010, 01:19 PM   #108
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Duke should see a computer terminal that is on the 3D Realms homepage and say... Shock and Awesome!!!

or What a bunch of Duketards!
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:00 PM   #109
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Duke Nukem finds a PC connected to the 3DR forums and logs in to post wild speculation and some suggestions about Duke Nukem 5. Or to point out some obscure reference somewhere that might possibly, on the most way-out interpretation, have something to do with Duke Nukem 5.

I'd laugh.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:07 PM   #110
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what did you think of my other jokes? I have 6 in there? I see you only referenced 3 in the quote box you used, and only commented on one. You must have entered into posting mode before i could edit the remaining jokes into my post.

Please comment on the rest. I'd like an opinion on them.

Thanks.
didn't you see his other jokes, man?

For crying out loud, what is wrong with you?!?
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:14 AM   #111
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There should be a box with the words "Companion Cube" on it that you can kick off a ledge or into a fire with your mighty boot

Maybe toss in a "That's for lying about the cake!"
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Old 07-15-2010, 09:32 AM   #112
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Or, "I thought I threw your ass into a furnace!" *kick*
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:43 AM   #113
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If there was a level where Duke is in a submarine, he could find a blown up alien in a pressure chamber and say: "couldn't handle the pressure?"

And if he freezes someone, he has got to say: "chill out!"
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:08 AM   #114
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Ooh, I got one!

You find some guy in a boiler room that is impaled by a pipe and pinned to one of the boilers, as steam flows out of the pipe.
"Let off some steam!"

-Commando reference.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:23 AM   #115
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For more Arnold movie references, Duke could pin a alien into a wall by throwing a knife through its chest. "Stick around"

Duke could also find a dead James Bond from a amusement park ride and say "he died as he lived: shaken, not stirred"
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Old 08-10-2010, 08:47 PM   #116
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Duke see a apple with a bite out of it.
"God damn I hate Apples."

Duke finds the RPG.
"Heh, time to show off MY Big Bang Theory.

??
"I don't have time to command, I just conquer."

If the game involves any sort of time travel again.
"Now where did I leave that Trigger?"
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:53 PM   #117
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A troll?
For clarification, the quotes are largely 90's pop-culture rip offs, and are in no way Duke Nukem lines created 100% by 3DR. In fact, a lot of them are, quite literally, STOLEN, so please contact the actual writers of the lines. Your presumption that time has affected the quality of the lines is wrong - It's simply a different culture now that there was back in the 90's. In the same way the 60's looked fkn scary to someone born in the 80's.

Also, forums are about sharing opinions, but we recieve help from the forum creators in where to post. For example, I wouldn't post anything about blowing up birds with baking-soda chips in a bird lovers forum, unless I was trolling. Which you are. But you seem to be either too old or too young to realise.

Also, condolences on the medium penis. You should upgrade to large, I don't need ear cleaners or face wash at all.
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Old 08-11-2010, 01:30 PM   #118
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Hi, I'm new.

I haven't watched TV in over 7 months, and before that rarely, so my cultural inuendos are rusty.

But I will try a few

Duke sees a poster for the next Survivor. Someone has scrawled "Survivor suxs! Let it die already!" Duke laughs and says "The tribe has spoken!"

If there is a police station level, when Duke shoots the last of the mutated police officers, he says (in a bad Porky the Pig voice) "Th th th thats all folks!"
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Old 08-12-2010, 11:13 PM   #119
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Survivor??? Gawd I haven't watched that show since season 3 lol
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Old 08-14-2010, 07:13 PM   #120
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Survivor??? Gawd I haven't watched that show since season 3 lol
I haven't watched it ever, but there just seems to be new permutations of it every so often.

I never liked it, as I thought the idea was stupid, but they just keep coming up with new locations. It's the show that never dies

Survivor: Escape from L.A!
In this new show, watch as the tribe attempts to survive in the middle of an alien invasion! Who will risk abduction by aliens? Who will risk police brutality? And worst of all, who will get voted Out Of The Tribe?

^^^ Sorry, I couldn't help it
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