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Old 07-10-2010, 09:05 AM   #1
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The DNF Joke Thread
3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
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Spoiler:
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:43 AM   #2
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3DRealms claims to have heard it all..
But I bet they haven't heard this one.

Q: Why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?
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The hell?
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:56 AM   #3
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Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.

If Duke Nukem and Master Chief were real persons. Duke would be an old War Veteran who is highly respected but isn't taken seriously anymore because the Senility causes him to make up stories, while Master Chief would be a registered sex offender because of all the little 12 year old kids that play with him, when they really shouldn't be around him.
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:27 PM   #4
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old joke is old
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:35 PM   #5
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Alright I'll bite.

If DNF were a wiener, it would need Viagra.
Don't you mean Vienna?
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Old 07-10-2010, 12:46 PM   #6
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Old 07-10-2010, 01:38 PM   #7
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Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted?

Because you can't have your cake and eat it, too.
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Old 07-10-2010, 04:01 PM   #8
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Son,
have I told you the reason that we all wait for Duke Nukem Forever?
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Yes, Dad, I know the story... It will come out when it's done and it's because it's just the way it is... Your Dad waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and his Dad before him waited for Duke Nukem Forever, and now I'm supposed to wait for Duke Nukem Forever, as it was told by Steve, and so it shall be, blah, blah, blah...
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That's right, son, now go troll the 3DRealms community virtual space message environment, It's tradition.


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Old 07-10-2010, 04:17 PM   #9
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The whole game development is a joke. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Old 07-10-2010, 04:34 PM   #10
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Why did the "Would you eat poop for DNF" thread get deleted?

Because you can't have your poop and eat it, too.
Fixed it.
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Old 07-10-2010, 07:59 PM   #11
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Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.
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Old 07-10-2010, 08:08 PM   #12
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Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.
I laughed
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Old 07-10-2010, 10:45 PM   #13
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Here's a lame one

What did a constipated Duke Nukem say to DNF ?

It's time to get this shit out already!
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Old 07-10-2010, 11:44 PM   #14
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Q: Why hasn't DNF been released yet?
A: Because it doesn't exist.

wait, that's not funny
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Old 07-11-2010, 12:59 AM   #15
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Why hasn't Duke Nukem been kicking ass recently?
Too much bubble-gum.
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Old 07-11-2010, 03:05 AM   #16
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Why hasn't Duke Nukem been chewing bubble-gum recently?
Too much ass.
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Old 07-11-2010, 05:40 AM   #17
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q: If dnf was made by id, what would it be?
A: Released.
lol! LOL!!!
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Old 07-11-2010, 06:26 AM   #18
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Q why is it called Duke Nukem Forever?

A cause ur a jerk face


Q why didnt Duke Nukem cross the road

A because he got sued.



um i got nuthin..
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Old 07-11-2010, 10:44 AM   #19
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What does DNF really stand for?



Done Nothing, Frankly.
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Old 07-11-2010, 08:38 PM   #20
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Q) Why is DNF taking so long to come out?

A) I don't know, I was asking an honest question.
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Old 07-11-2010, 09:08 PM   #21
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Q) What do you call a bunch of forum users browsing through the same threads daily, waiting for a game to come out that's 13 years overdue?

A) Suckers!


....oh wait.
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Old 07-12-2010, 02:04 PM   #22
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Q. When will DNF be released?

A. WID (When Its Done).

Hahahahahaha
Biggest joke of all time.
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Old 07-12-2010, 03:46 PM   #23
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The real reason the dinosaurs died out was that they spent too much time waiting for DNF to be released and eventually just gave up.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:33 AM   #24
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Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:41 AM   #25
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Damn, alien bastards are gonna pay for...wait they havnt shot down my ride in more than a decade..
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Old 07-14-2010, 12:52 PM   #26
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I will create DNF myself if you guys give me 100 million dollars


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Old 07-14-2010, 02:23 PM   #27
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Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi
I lol'd.


Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!
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Old 07-14-2010, 03:28 PM   #28
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I lol'd.


Mine is more realistic, though...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Duke
Duke who?
Exactly!
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Knock, Knock

Who's There?

Duke

Duke Who?

Duke Nukem Forever !

For the thousandth ******* time, stop doing that, Jobi
I don't want to be a meanie but...I lol'd at both of them xD
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Old 07-14-2010, 06:39 PM   #29
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Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too !
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Old 07-15-2010, 03:54 AM   #30
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Q: Whats common between religious fanatics, ATI fanboys, Apple Fanboys, STEAM fanboys, console fanboys and Duketards ?

A: They all believe they/their product will rule the world one day !

And bad thing I am a duketard too !
And a nVIDIA fanboy too it seems ...
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Old 07-15-2010, 10:53 AM   #31
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Boromir tells me there may be trolls, and a flame war

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Old 07-15-2010, 12:42 PM   #32
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George enters the OCA (Obsessive Compulsive Anonymous)

George: Hi, my names George, I'm a game designer, and I have a problem.

Crowd: Hi, George!! It's gonna be OK, what's up?

George: We'll I have been trying to complete a major project for about 13 years, and I just cannot seem to get it finished. It keeps me up at night. It's getting a lot of people very upset with me. It's caused me to start quite a few bad habits. It's caused me to lose a lot of money, borrow a lot of money from others, that I don't think I can pay back, and strained quite a few relationships. It has just completely consumed me, and I just cannot seem to finish it. I feel like people think my project is just one gigantic joke or something.

Crowd: What is it, Buddy??

George: Spoiler:

Spoiler:
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:27 PM   #33
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Have you ever heard about a cruise ship named Duke Nukem Forever?

Spoiler:


---------- Post added at 02:57 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:50 PM ----------

Did you know that there is a DVD with Duke Nukem Forever on it buried somewhere in a treasure chest in the middle of Texas?

Spoiler:


---------- Post added at 03:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:57 PM ----------

GOD:
King Broussard, I have an awesome project for you.
You will build the project, and it will be the most glorious in all the land, in all the world.

You will have 1,000 days to complete it entirely.
I shall provide you with all that you need:

1,000 Trumpets to proclaim the glorious project is coming.
1,000 Architects whom I will endow with great skills.
1,000 Slave Girls to attend to your personal needs.

King Broussard:

Spoiler:
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Old 07-16-2010, 01:55 PM   #34
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How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
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Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.
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Old 07-16-2010, 02:12 PM   #35
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How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
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Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.
This.

We have a winner.
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:23 PM   #36
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How many developers does it take to finish a video game?
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Any number as long as the team does not include George Broussard.
Winner indeed !
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:35 PM   #37
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Edit:

Aw Never mind....

damn kids
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:24 AM   #38
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Q: If DNF was made by ID, what would it be?
A: Released.
Well im pretty sure we'd spend around 8-10 hours running around in the dark with a usless flashlight and wonder if there is more to the eye then 5000 shades of grey and brown
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Old 07-21-2010, 07:27 AM   #39
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Alright, I got a real joke for you.
Spoiler:
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:33 AM   #40
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The New Developers Dictionary defines "Duke Nukem Forever" as:

Spoiler:
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