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Old 07-14-2010, 11:57 AM   #561
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LOL, you three minds me of George constanza trying to figure out a comeback to a joke.

"George Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp." Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. His comeback is: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you." George becomes obsessed with recreating the encounter so that he can make use of his comeback.

Jerry, Elaine and Kramer disapprove of "jerk store" as a comeback mainly because "there are no jerk stores." Elaine suggests, "Your cranium called. It's got some space to rent." Jerry offers, "The zoo called. You're due back by six." Kramer finally suggests that George simply tell Reilly that he slept with his wife.

After discovering that Reilly was let go from the Yankees and now works for Firestone, George flies to Akron, Ohio, sets up a meeting, and brings a tray of shrimp just to try out the jerk store line. When he says it, however, Reilly shoots back with "What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller." George, unprepared for this ends up using Kramer's line, "Yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!" He is then told that Reilly's wife is in a coma.

During the end credits, George is seen driving away from the airport back in New York, muttering to himself that he could not think of another comeback, when he utters, "The life support machine called...", and in an ecstatic fit, whips his car into a U-turn to head back to the airport and fly back to Firestone to deliver yet another comeback, all the while yelling out "You're beat, Reilly! You just screwed yourself!"


Here is a way to get some quick money. Make a bet with your friends at the start of the year about betting them $40 each that DNF will not come out this year. In december I get a cool clean $200 just from a bet, been doing this for 5 years now.
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Old 07-15-2010, 07:32 PM   #562
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Old 07-16-2010, 06:07 AM   #563
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Don't really care about it after the second released material after 3D Realms went down. It just looked so far from completion, so much work to still be done and I am not going to cling to hope of ever seeing DNF.

Duke Nukem 3D was my fave FPS in my youth but will never see an FPS sequal. :'(
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Old 07-18-2010, 01:42 AM   #564
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Pretty sure they wouldn't just spend $20 million or whatever on DNF and not have it come out. That would be silly. It would be like taking a $20 million dollar pile of money and lighting it on fire for no reason.
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Old 07-18-2010, 02:19 AM   #565
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I still care about DNF, of course I still care! And if sometimes my posts are sarcastic and/or bitter, it's precisely because I care so much and I'm still mad at 3DRealms for fux0ring it up so thoroughly!
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Old 07-18-2010, 06:43 AM   #566
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+1

not including my legions of alts
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Old 07-18-2010, 11:11 AM   #567
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Well if it worked for Betty White, could it work for Duke?

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Old 07-18-2010, 03:36 PM   #568
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There's stuff going on as we speak. Count me in.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:47 AM   #569
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I check the forums from time to time. I havn't gave up yet
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Old 07-19-2010, 12:28 PM   #570
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I still believe that it will one day be released, in truth i don't care if the graphics are outdated or not...becasue it's DUKE!
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:43 AM   #571
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Limbo Easter Egg

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Old 07-22-2010, 11:46 AM   #572
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I still strongly believe that Duke Nukem Forever will be released. Speaking of which, I wonder if that cool assault rifle with an American flag wrapped around the scope is still in the game.
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Old 07-22-2010, 06:57 PM   #573
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Just checking in.
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Old 07-22-2010, 10:45 PM   #574
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So Duke Nukem makes an appearance in the new XBLA game Limbo?? or did some one make that???

If it is true that is pretty funny.
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Old 07-27-2010, 02:01 PM   #575
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Old 07-29-2010, 10:49 AM   #576
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Pretty sure they wouldn't just spend $20 million or whatever on DNF and not have it come out. That would be silly. It would be like taking a $20 million dollar pile of money and lighting it on fire for no reason.

now this calls for someone to photoshop GB lighting a pile of money on fire saying Burn Baby Burn!!
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Old 07-29-2010, 02:00 PM   #577
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Pretty sure they wouldn't just spend $20 million or whatever on DNF and not have it come out. That would be silly. It would be like taking a $20 million dollar pile of money and lighting it on fire for no reason.
I wouldn't say they burned 20 mil. There was cocaine , hookers , leveling wow chars and food for GB.
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Old 07-29-2010, 11:19 PM   #578
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I wouldn't say they burned 20 mil. There was cocaine , hookers , leveling wow chars and food for GB.
don't forget poker
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:06 AM   #579
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Where's part 2?
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Old 07-30-2010, 05:43 AM   #580
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Where's part 2?
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:04 AM   #581
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My husband, my kids, and I still care. ...I mean, I'd even work for them for free, to see it get done.
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Old 08-02-2010, 05:37 PM   #582
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Where's part 2?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_Cd7-371HU
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Old 08-02-2010, 05:47 PM   #583
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^when i go on about dnf, i either get laughed at, or people roll their eyes at me, like im a crazy person. so i just keep it to myself these days.
same here
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Old 08-02-2010, 06:04 PM   #584
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I just look at them a second, burst into tears and run away and hide now...
Works for me.

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Old 08-05-2010, 02:31 PM   #585
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Im in!
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Old 08-06-2010, 01:45 AM   #586
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Another month, another check in! Closer than ever!

This is Kaiser-Prime and I am sending this message out to all Duke fans past, present and future.............

Your presence here on the forums is requested. Rejoin your brethren here.

Shock and awe is coming.
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Old 08-06-2010, 05:31 AM   #587
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these clips are awesome... lots of information I never heard before, seem like inside scott miller info here is hoping this series is leading to the shock and awe climax!

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Old 08-06-2010, 02:36 PM   #588
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what is crazy is how important and big Scott Miller used to be... besides DNF wtf happened to him???
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Old 08-06-2010, 03:28 PM   #589
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he is busy with Radar stuff.
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Old 08-06-2010, 04:27 PM   #590
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Always have been, Always will be.

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Old 08-06-2010, 05:05 PM   #591
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these guys care!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIZRGxJlLY

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pjVgt regading DNF at PAX:"I would seriously shit my pants and pre-order three copies - one will be sent to Jobi"
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:16 PM   #592
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Still can't find anything about Duke making an appearance in Limbo
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:27 PM   #593
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Still can't find anything about Duke making an appearance in Limbo
Dude, that was a joke. Its not real.
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Old 08-07-2010, 09:20 PM   #594
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ahh well it fooled me, I haven't played Limbo yet.
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:17 AM   #595
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I'm still watching and waiting. I'll have some spaghetti in the meantime.
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:50 PM   #596
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Always bet on Duke. It's a mantra, a credo, a way of life... don't stop believin'!
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Old 08-09-2010, 05:48 PM   #597
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It's driving me nuts

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Old 08-09-2010, 06:01 PM   #598
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this whole fiasco sucks nuts.
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Old 08-11-2010, 10:47 AM   #599
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Check me in, of course I still care.
And Gearbox is giving more hope to me if the rumor is true
Always bet on Duke!
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Old 08-11-2010, 02:57 PM   #600
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Checking in.

After blowing 3 years of my life to DN3D and gettin teh DNF/Max Payne Promo DVD in at work (Still has it!) I've waited, and I'll wait as long as it takes.
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