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Old 09-27-2001, 06:39 PM   #81
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Re: Meddling kids!
<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Qender:

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING PUTTING ME IN YOUR STUPID COMICS! BLACK AND WHITE, ARRRG! I HATE BLACK AND WHITE! HEY! QUIT TOUCHING ME! ARRG!
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I made a pic with that [img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img] :

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Old 09-27-2001, 06:43 PM   #82
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Grrrr i am money! Im everywhere, i own everything you own. I own air, the sun, your dog, time. Grrrrr im not senile, i bought out senile and made a couch out of it.
 
Old 09-27-2001, 06:57 PM   #83
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Yay, a Farking of pictures. This is great.
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Old 09-27-2001, 07:07 PM   #84
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GET ME OUTA THIS FANGDANGLED COMPUTER! I COULD BUY YOUR TEETH! RAAARRRGGG!


AAARRR! FEEL THE WRATH OF TED TURNER! I HAVE A TOILET MADE FROM MELTED QUARTERS!


DAMN MEDDLING KIDS! I'LL MELT YOU WITH THE PURE POWER OF THIS COAXIAL CABLE SHOWING COLORISED EPISODES OF GILLIGANS ISLAND! ARRRRG!


HEY! WHAT THE! DAMMNIT I AM SO GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD MY MONEY WILL COME OUT OF YOUR FLOPPY DRIVE! WAAARRRRGG!

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Old 09-27-2001, 07:16 PM   #85
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OMG Qender....that pic of Ted coming out of Lee Jackson's gullet and Ted standing outside the bus window were hysterical!

Thanks for the praise, Spam. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

I'm surprised no one got my "Dr. Strangelove" parody...either that or you all didn't think it was funny [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img] . I thought it was absolutely hysterical when I thought of it. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
I'll explain the original pic...it's a picture from the movie of Slim Pickens riding a falling nuke to its destination while hooting, hollering, and waving his cowboy hat. This same scene was parodied in the Simpsons, when the gun shop owner showed Homer his defunct A-Bomb, and Homer fantasized about riding it to its destination of a group of beatniks on the ground.
I changed Slim Pickens to Ted, and changed the nuke he was riding into a big bag of money. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]


[img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
BTW, I showed this thread to 3 of my friends, one of whom remarked that he had to "shut his eyes to stop laughing, and to be able to breath again."
They all loved it. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
Keep up the good work guys!
Keep going!

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Old 09-27-2001, 08:08 PM   #86
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Good job, all!

Ted's going the full court press to get more moneys...



GRRR!!! I OWN THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD!!! YOU CAN'T DRIVE NON-SOLID GOLD OBJECTS HERE!!! SIGN ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS OVER TO ME OR I WILL SLAP YOU WITH MY HAT MADE OF MONEY!!! GRRR!!!
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Old 09-27-2001, 08:20 PM   #87
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LoL, this thread just keeps getting better. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-27-2001, 08:31 PM   #88
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Qender:
I don't think that picture(I know the one) would stay here for that long, joe would'nt be happy, neither would ted for that matter. I don't even want to see it again!<hr></blockquote>I don't know if there's a pic of Ted big enough to go with that pic... [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
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Old 09-27-2001, 08:41 PM   #89
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GRRR!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE GOLD FROM TED TURNER?!? I CAN SMELL GOLD AND HEAR MONEY!!! I HAVE A SOLID GOLD SUBMACHINE GUN!!! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU GOLD-HIDING NON-COLORIZED FOOL!!! GRRR!!!

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Old 09-27-2001, 09:09 PM   #90
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I just made this and it was too funny not to post:


I'LL CALL HIM MINI ME, DAMMIT!!!!
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Old 09-27-2001, 09:53 PM   #91
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^LOL


Ted Turner : Punk Rocker


Ok, my friend Dan (the same guy who gave that little sound bite in praise of this thread [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ) gave me a couple of images to breathe some Ted-related life into them.
Here we go...

GRRRRR!!!! ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY WIFE; JANE FONDA?!?!?! YOU SUNUVABITCH!!!!! I USED PAPER MACHE MADE OUT OF SOGGY $100,000,000,000 DOLLAR BILLS TO MAKE THESE WINGS!!! I'M GOING TO SMASH YOU IN THE FRIGGIN' MOUTH!!!! ARRRGH!!!!


ARRRRRRR!!!! BUY MY PEANUTS!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THEM, YOU ROTTEN BITCH!!!! I FLY ON A $100 BILL LIKE IT'S A MAGIC CARPET!!!! GRAAAAAAARRRARRRRGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Here are the original images;

FYI, that's from the movie "Barbarella", which starred Jane Fonda....who is Ted Turner's (former?) wife.

Thanks, Dan! [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

Someone from 3DR should contribute to this thread, wouldn't you say, guys? [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]

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Old 09-27-2001, 11:29 PM   #92
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*laughs so hard, it becomes difficult to type*

It's not even safe to look at billboards anymore...


GRRR!!! I OWN EVERY BILLBOARD!!! I'LL GET YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES!!! FEAR ME, FOR I AM A MEDIA MOGUL!!! GRRR!!!
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Old 09-27-2001, 11:50 PM   #93
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ROFLOL!!!! This thread is hilarious!
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Old 09-28-2001, 06:05 AM   #94
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joker41_54:
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LOL

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Old 09-28-2001, 08:13 AM   #95
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LOL! Some of this is utterly great. Maybe this will reach AYB status...who knows...
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Old 09-28-2001, 08:50 AM   #96
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NOW SPEND ME DAMMIT! OR KEEP ME ON DISPLAY IN A GLASS CABINET!

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Old 09-28-2001, 10:46 AM   #97
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GRRRR!!! MY LIMOUSINE IS MADE OF SOLID GOLD AND MY CHAUFFEUR HAS CLOTHES MADE OF $1000 BILLS. ARR!!! AND I CAN'T EVEN WEAR MY HAT MADE OF MONEY IN THIS LITTLE CAR!!! SO DRIVE FASTER YOU SONOFABITCH OR I'LL SMACK YOU WITH MY WALLET ALL THE WAY DOWN TO VEGAS!! AAARRRRG!
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Old 09-28-2001, 10:52 AM   #98
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LoL, that reflection looks realistic. [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]

Maybe I should contribute to this thread... [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 12:16 PM   #99
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OMFG this is the funniest shit EVAHHH!!!!111 I have to congratulate EVERYONE for all of their contributions!

I have plenty of awesome ideas, but I can't be bothered to get Photoshop, or an uploader, or even webspace. Don't worry, I'll figure out something. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 12:53 PM   #100
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Heh, and I have everything but ideas [img]images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 01:38 PM   #101
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Gleamer: send me a private message with your ideas and I'll see if I can make something out of them. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 02:09 PM   #102
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Or me! [img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 02:27 PM   #103
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Just to let you all know, my Homestead site is being unplugged in 2 weeks unless I upgrade to Homestead Personal (which I won't, since you have to pay [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] ). Hopefully it's just a time-based thing, and I can start fresh with a new site on Homestead. So, if this thread isn't archived by then (which is likely [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img] ) and you see my pictures show up as red X's, you'll know why. I backed up all of my pictures to my hard drive, so that if the site goes down, I'll still have them. If there are no other options, I will be forced to upgrade.
Now, off to work. [img]images/icons/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 02:49 PM   #104
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This is fun!



(I hope I don't get sued... [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img] )
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Old 09-28-2001, 02:58 PM   #105
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by RollingBrass:
I backed up all of my pictures to my hard drive, so that if the site goes down, I'll still have them.<hr></blockquote>

I have been saving pictures as well.
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:36 PM   #106
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I'LL GET YOU - YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:37 PM   #107
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ROFL!!!
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:38 PM   #108
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ted Turner:
I'LL GET YOU - YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!!<hr></blockquote>

Uh oh...
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:42 PM   #109
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:43 PM   #110
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GRRR!!! I OWN SPORT!!! I HAVE A FOOTBALL TEAM MADE OF MONEY!!! I'LL GET EVERY ONE OF YOU MEDDLING SONSABITCHES JUST LIKE I GOT THIS ONE!!! GRRR!!!
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:44 PM   #111
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe3DR:
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Oh no! He's become radioactive and is now the super hero, RADIOCATIVE TED!!! Defender of lies and injustice!
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Old 09-28-2001, 03:48 PM   #112
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If I was any good with Photoshop, I'd contribute to this thread. But I'm not. :sigh:
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Old 09-28-2001, 07:43 PM   #113
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A bit similar to one of RB's pics. [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-28-2001, 08:04 PM   #114
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Ted's cat even gets into things...
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Old 09-28-2001, 08:28 PM   #115
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LOL, that's some good photoshopping, needs more text though, you know:

"I'M SO RICH I GENETICALLY ENGINEERED A RACE OF SOLID GOLD MONKEYS JUST TO COLORISE THIS FREAKIN CAT! ARRRG!"
 
Old 09-28-2001, 08:59 PM   #116
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TELL ME TO GET AWAY FROM HER? CALL ME "YOU BITCH"? I'LL BITE YOUR NOSE OFF WITH MY TONGUE AND BLEED GOLDEN ACID ALL OVER YOU DAMMIT!!!
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Old 09-28-2001, 09:18 PM   #117
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And here's what Ted thinks of all that.



This is the funniest thing I have ever been a part of! Keep it going!
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Old 09-28-2001, 09:20 PM   #118
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CRIME ISN'T KING! ELVIS ISN'T KING! I'M KING DAMMIT! DID ELVIS HAVE HIS OWN CABLE NEWS NETWORK? NO! THAT'S WHY I'M KING! NOW DON'T STEP ON MY GOLD SUEDE SHOES DAMMIT!!!

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Old 09-28-2001, 09:51 PM   #119
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Remember how Orson Wells refused to let Ted Turner colorize "Citizen Kane"?



GRRR!!! ORSON WELLS CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! MY ARMY OF LAWYERS ARE DRESSED IN MONEY!!! I'LL COLORIZE WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, YOU MEDDLING SONUVABITCH!!! GRRR!!!
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Old 09-28-2001, 10:10 PM   #120
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If you guys haven't notesed ted's email is in his profile: ted@pinballwizards.com HE OWNS PINNBALL WIZARDS! "I OWN APOGEE AND HAVE A DUKE NUKEM MADE OF MONEY!"
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