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Old 08-07-2010, 05:49 PM   #1
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Duke candy
Come on, Duke was seriously popular back in the 90's. Why did you make no attempts at making candies to profit from the popularity?

I got some idea's:
  • Duke nukem's beans: Jelly beans of assorted colors with little Nuke symbols.
  • Duke nukem's ball sack: Flesh colored sack filled with chocolate and white chocolate candy balls.
  • Duke nukem's cock-rockets: Chocolate roosters with cream filling.
  • Duke nukem's A.N.U.S. patrol (Assorted nuget filled Uniformed space marines): Little chocolate space marines filled with nuget.
  • Duke nukem's big salty nuts: Leaving the candy section we move onto snacks. Nuts are very good any time snacks that everyone loves.
  • Duke nukem's pink taco: Pink colored taco. Who doesn't like taco's?




The possibilites are endless and you can make tons of money from this, you can use that money to possibly complete DNF and it's supposed sequel. If you got any other idea's for some candy (or any foods) then go ahead and name them.
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:01 PM   #2
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Re: Duke candy
I would order something like this...just cause of Duke!
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Old 08-07-2010, 06:32 PM   #3
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It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.
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Old 08-08-2010, 12:34 PM   #4
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It's going to be big super-flop commercially. Duke is big only to us a few thousand leftover Duketards in the world of which only a few decided to show up in this or Duke4 forums and make lots of noise. The rest of the world doesn't give a rat's arse about Duke or DNF, and a product launched based on a gaming character that had it's last big game about 8 to 9 years ago is a sure recipe for financial disaster.
Internet. Serious business. You know the drill.
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Old 08-08-2010, 04:27 PM   #5
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RAWR! I'm in the Duketard Guild, because I am a lvl 70 bad ass. "Eat shit and die!"
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:17 PM   #6
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Old 08-08-2010, 05:21 PM   #7
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You are all very disturbed
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