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Old 07-24-2010, 04:11 AM   #41
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Did you hear about the new Duke Nukem Forever toy:

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Old 07-24-2010, 04:31 AM   #42
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DNF release date has been confirmed as the 12th of Never.
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:07 AM   #43
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DNF will be released coming February 30th .
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Old 07-24-2010, 05:27 AM   #44
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I just pulled a release date out of my ass..but it's all shit!
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Old 07-24-2010, 09:26 AM   #45
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DNF will be released.
Fixed.
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:47 PM   #46
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George on Shacknews 23 June:

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OMG! Thank gawd the old republic is a 2011 release!
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Old 08-04-2010, 02:54 PM   #47
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Did you hear about the new dog training program that teaches your
dog to protect your property from alien scum and pig cops?

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Old 08-05-2010, 10:25 AM   #48
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And your dog will never complete the program because it takes forever to finish?
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Old 08-05-2010, 11:00 AM   #49
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[JOKE]DNF[/JOKE]

^That's the joke
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Old 08-05-2010, 03:28 PM   #50
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The Duketard toast:

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Old 08-05-2010, 06:59 PM   #51
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What do you call the DNF team without George?

An organized team of developers.
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Old 08-06-2010, 07:53 PM   #52
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What do you call the DNF team without George?

An organized team of developers.
That's not a joke, though... just a factual statement.
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Old 08-08-2010, 10:48 AM   #53
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A classic:

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Old 08-08-2010, 05:04 PM   #54
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A classic:

I would shed a happy tear if I saw this on the front page. :') Well done, Roesti.
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Old 08-10-2010, 02:57 AM   #55
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DNF=Did Not Finish
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:56 AM   #56
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DNF = Do Not Forget.......about this game in 15 years because then it will be DONE!

seriously...
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Old 08-30-2010, 05:05 PM   #57
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What has taken at least 13 years to create, has an undefeatable hero, strange creatures, frisky women, and pig cops, and features over the top carnage and destruction?

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