Bad album covers

Lethe · 05-01-2006, 10:49 AM

JackpotDen · 05-01-2006, 10:56 AM

"bad touch!!"

laffer · 05-01-2006, 10:59 AM

Hahahah :
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/lovepeace.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/cryingdemons.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/addicts2.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/karatist.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/heymrbanjo.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/trevorcrozier.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/millie.jpg
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/heino.jpg

Lethe · 05-01-2006, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by laffer

Hahahah :

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/cryingdemons.jpg

Crying demons..rotfl

jimbob · 05-01-2006, 12:14 PM

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/metaltit.jpg FTW \o/

JackpotDen · 05-01-2006, 01:42 PM

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/millie.jpg < wtf?
http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg < Huh?

Tetsuro · 05-01-2006, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lethe

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/manowar.jpg

"Look at all thothe men!"

Tang Lung · 05-01-2006, 02:55 PM

Sign of the hammer BE MY GUIDE!!

Lethe · 05-01-2006, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbob

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/metaltit.jpg FTW \o/

Hillarious

IgWannA · 05-01-2006, 07:55 PM

Travis · 05-02-2006, 07:14 AM

I've seen MANY bad record covers, and me and my friend went record shopping and bought all the ones with horrible titles and covers, and there were a damn lot. I forgot most of the names though.

Oh my, I just remembered one! Leon and Mary Russell Make Love To The Music!
The picture is small but you can make out his hilarious face...

It's like they went 'hey, lets get a random hobo off of the street with ugly hair to pose for our record cover'.

Origin Of The Feces by Type O Negative is pretty damn bad too (it's too explicit to post here, if you really wanna see it look it up yourself).

X-Vector · 05-02-2006, 08:25 AM

The Zonic Web site also has a Bad Music Radio section: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badmusicradio.htm

Some really "out there" stuff, highly recommended.

Tang Lung · 05-02-2006, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis

Origin Of The Feces by Type O Negative is pretty damn bad too (it's too explicit to post here, if you really wanna see it look it up yourself).

Yeah, I was wondering why the list didn't have that on it. It's alot worse than most of the stuff already on there.

Kev_Hectic · 05-02-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-Vector

The Zonic Web site also has a Bad Music Radio section: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badmusicradio.htm

Some really "out there" stuff, highly recommended.

Haha, the first song that started playing was "Mr. T - Rappin".

GodBlitZor · 05-02-2006, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis

Origin Of The Feces by Type O Negative is pretty damn bad too (it's too explicit to post here, if you really wanna see it look it up yourself).

Rolf, Goat$e.

Travis · 05-03-2006, 10:06 AM

Yeah...I wonder whether many stores sell it, and whether people buy it.
"Hmm, goat$e. That makes me want to buy an album. Appetising."

Tang Lung · 05-03-2006, 12:17 PM

I love Manowar so much, I wanted to make my avatar Joey DeMaio's crotch. But my image software sucks..so i guess I'll have to stick with Earl for now.

Iggy · 05-03-2006, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

I love Manowar so much, I wanted to make my avatar Joey DeMaio's crotch. But my image software sucks..so i guess I'll have to stick with Earl for now.

I could help if you send me a picture if you really want it.

Opus131 · 05-03-2006, 06:28 PM

Manowar are just wierd.

They have one of the best singers in metal (and a good bass player who unfortunatly tries too hard to be the ultimate bad ass on four strings) but they are also the most embarassing act to come out of the 80s.

jimbob · 05-04-2006, 04:27 AM

they became a spoof of themselves basicly

some liked that, others didnt.

Tang Lung · 05-04-2006, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opus131

they are also the most embarassing act to come out of the 80s.

A feat that could not be achieved by mere men. A feat that could only be acheived by..MANOWAR!!

Roger · 05-04-2006, 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opus131

Manowar are just wierd.

They have one of the best singers in metal (and a good bass player who unfortunatly tries too hard to be the ultimate bad ass on four strings) but they are also the most embarassing act to come out of the 80s.

As far as appearance, no doubt, but their music does kick arse.

Opus131 · 05-04-2006, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roger

As far as appearance, no doubt, but their music does kick arse.

Have you listened to the lyrics?

Tang Lung · 05-04-2006, 11:29 AM

I am an outcast on the path of no return
Punisher and swordsman
I was born to burn!!
Black wind always follows
Where my black horse rides
Fire’s in my soul
Steel is on my side!!

supermeerkat · 05-04-2006, 03:52 PM

If we are discussing bad album covers, I'm suprised no-one has mention Immortal's album "Battles in the north".

GodBlitZor · 05-04-2006, 06:43 PM

That kind of "music" is entirely too obviously horrible.

Opus131 · 05-04-2006, 07:56 PM

BTW, never knew Manowar were from texas. It explains the Robert E. Howard obsession...

Lethe · 05-05-2006, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GodBlitZor

That kind of "music" is entirely too obviously horrible.

Talking about Immortal? Try listening to the newer albums which are nothing more that masterpieces. They openly admitted that they were kidding in their old career and it was so obvious, but it seems that there are lot of people like you who didn't get the joke. Constant listening of cornflakes emo bands damages IQ

Iggy · 05-05-2006, 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tang Lung

I am an outcast on the path of no return
Punisher and swordsman
I was born to burn!!
Black wind always follows
Where my black horse rides
Fire’s in my soul
Steel is on my side!!

"Black wind, fire and steel"

X-Vector · 05-05-2006, 05:59 AM

Reminds me of this album cover:

Roger · 05-05-2006, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opus131

Have you listened to the lyrics?

Did I say lyrics? I thought I said music.

pjohnsonjr · 05-08-2006, 01:59 AM

Man, some guy in the conceptual department was smoking crack (or pole) when he thought some of these were "great ideas."

Phait · 05-08-2006, 04:01 AM

"Hey! I got it, out of all the colors I've ever used - why haven't I used CMYK *AS-IS*?! Yeah!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Travis

GodBlitZor · 05-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lethe

Constant listening of cornflakes emo bands damages IQ

Holy shit. I didnt get the memo when Pantera, Dragon Force, Iron Maiden, Megadeth and Moby are emo.

Tang Lung · 05-10-2006, 05:53 PM

Moby lol

Rider · 05-10-2006, 07:15 PM

This seems to be derailing to a "hah ur music taste sucz0rz!" thread.

I thought it was about bad album covers!?!?

Quote:

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/geraldine2.jpg

That one freaks me out

Zztx · 05-10-2006, 09:16 PM

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/karatist.jpg

Hard-fuggin'-core.
Is "Karatist" a word, though?

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg

The NAACP must be proud.

Taril · 05-10-2006, 10:14 PM

Michael W. Smith 2 (1984)

gt1750 · 05-16-2006, 04:18 AM

Wanna know more about gay disco music (and see some more interesting covers)? Clicky

Higher Game · 05-16-2006, 06:47 AM

Amazing album with a absolutely, terrifyingly bad cover. Metal Church- Hanging in the balance.

05-01-2006, 10:49 AM	#1
Lethe	Bad album covers http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/ My favourites: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/abbagracias.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/letmetouch.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...ndmybeauty.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...irststryke.jpg http://img382.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ychurch8go.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/heino.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/herbiemann.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...homosexual.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/dove.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/velho.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/menudo.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/geraldine2.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/eilertsjul.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...lmagnetism.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/villagep.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/manowar.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/manowar.jpg Last edited by Lethe; 05-01-2006 at 10:57 AM.

05-01-2006, 10:56 AM	#2
JackpotDen	Re: Bad album covers "bad touch!!" __________________ Will you pick rifles, or computers?

05-01-2006, 10:59 AM	#3
laffer	Re: Bad album covers Hahahah : http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/lovepeace.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/cryingdemons.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/addicts2.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/karatist.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/heymrbanjo.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/trevorcrozier.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/millie.jpg http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/heino.jpg Last edited by laffer; 05-01-2006 at 11:10 AM.

05-01-2006, 12:14 PM	#5
jimbob	Re: Bad album covers http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/metaltit.jpg FTW \o/ __________________ "Check out the polygons on jimbob's girlfriend!" killerbyte "Jimbob, you're a god-damned genius" rollingbrass "You are a god among men" Water12356

05-01-2006, 01:42 PM	#6
JackpotDen	Re: Bad album covers http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/millie.jpg < wtf? http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg < Huh? __________________ Will you pick rifles, or computers?

05-01-2006, 02:55 PM	#8
Tang Lung	Re: Bad album covers Sign of the hammer BE MY GUIDE!! __________________ MOON PRINCESS POWER!

05-01-2006, 07:55 PM	#10
IgWannA	Re: Bad album covers __________________ what we observe is not nature itself, but nature exposed to our method of questioning.

05-02-2006, 07:14 AM	#11
Travis	Re: Bad album covers I've seen MANY bad record covers, and me and my friend went record shopping and bought all the ones with horrible titles and covers, and there were a damn lot. I forgot most of the names though. Oh my, I just remembered one! Leon and Mary Russell Make Love To The Music! The picture is small but you can make out his hilarious face... It's like they went 'hey, lets get a random hobo off of the street with ugly hair to pose for our record cover'. Origin Of The Feces by Type O Negative is pretty damn bad too (it's too explicit to post here, if you really wanna see it look it up yourself). __________________ collarbones. Last edited by Travis; 05-02-2006 at 07:28 AM.

05-02-2006, 08:25 AM	#12
X-Vector	Re: Bad album covers The Zonic Web site also has a Bad Music Radio section: http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/badmusicradio.htm Some really "out there" stuff, highly recommended. __________________ We're on an express elevator to hell... going clown. HELLO, MY FRIEND - freindship make a happiness double times and divide sadness half and make us remove our unhappiness.

05-03-2006, 10:06 AM	#16
Travis	Re: Bad album covers Yeah...I wonder whether many stores sell it, and whether people buy it. "Hmm, goat$e. That makes me want to buy an album. Appetising." __________________ collarbones.

05-03-2006, 12:17 PM	#17
Tang Lung	Re: Bad album covers I love Manowar so much, I wanted to make my avatar Joey DeMaio's crotch. But my image software sucks..so i guess I'll have to stick with Earl for now. __________________ MOON PRINCESS POWER!

05-03-2006, 06:28 PM	#19
Opus131	Re: Bad album covers Manowar are just wierd. They have one of the best singers in metal (and a good bass player who unfortunatly tries too hard to be the ultimate bad ass on four strings) but they are also the most embarassing act to come out of the 80s. __________________ “In the fight between you and the world, back the world“ - Franz Kafka “Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind” - Johannes Brahms http://ourcivilisation.com/

05-04-2006, 04:27 AM	#20
jimbob	Re: Bad album covers they became a spoof of themselves basicly some liked that, others didnt. __________________ "Check out the polygons on jimbob's girlfriend!" killerbyte "Jimbob, you're a god-damned genius" rollingbrass "You are a god among men" Water12356

05-04-2006, 11:29 AM	#24
Tang Lung	Re: Bad album covers I am an outcast on the path of no return Punisher and swordsman I was born to burn!! Black wind always follows Where my black horse rides Fire’s in my soul Steel is on my side!! __________________ MOON PRINCESS POWER!

05-04-2006, 06:43 PM	#26
GodBlitZor	Re: Bad album covers That kind of "music" is entirely too obviously horrible.

05-04-2006, 07:56 PM	#27
Opus131	Re: Bad album covers BTW, never knew Manowar were from texas. It explains the Robert E. Howard obsession... __________________ “In the fight between you and the world, back the world“ - Franz Kafka “Without craftsmanship, inspiration is a mere reed shaken in the wind” - Johannes Brahms http://ourcivilisation.com/

05-05-2006, 05:59 AM	#30
X-Vector	Re: Bad album covers Reminds me of this album cover: __________________ We're on an express elevator to hell... going clown. HELLO, MY FRIEND - freindship make a happiness double times and divide sadness half and make us remove our unhappiness.

05-08-2006, 01:59 AM	#32
pjohnsonjr	Re: Bad album covers Man, some guy in the conceptual department was smoking crack (or pole) when he thought some of these were "great ideas." __________________ Fear ~~Alexander~~ Carrot Top the Great!

05-10-2006, 05:53 PM	#35
Tang Lung	Re: Bad album covers Moby lol __________________ MOON PRINCESS POWER!

05-10-2006, 09:16 PM	#37
Zztx	Re: Bad album covers http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/karatist.jpg Hard-fuggin'-core. Is "Karatist" a word, though? http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/...dandwillie.jpg The NAACP must be proud. __________________ "God damn it, you've got to be kind." - Kurt Vonnegut Last edited by Zztx; 05-10-2006 at 09:29 PM.

05-10-2006, 10:14 PM	#38
Taril	Re: Bad album covers Michael W. Smith 2 (1984)

05-16-2006, 04:18 AM	#39
gt1750	Re: Bad album covers Wanna know more about gay disco music (and see some more interesting covers)? Clicky __________________ [\\\]=>My automotive art & design gallery on DeviantArt<=[///] "There's no Photoshop filter for talent!" - HotShoe, S&D "One day when I get rich and win the lottery I'll buy the rights to DNF and finish it myself." - Yatta

05-16-2006, 06:47 AM	#40
Higher Game	Re: Bad album covers Amazing album with a absolutely, terrifyingly bad cover. Metal Church- Hanging in the balance.