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Old 02-04-2008, 03:09 AM   #1
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This will be the most epic comeback in video game history!
Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
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Old 02-04-2008, 06:05 AM   #2
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Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
...it won't be sold out...

at least, if the company is (or was) not perfect in organisations to reach their goal in time - they should be so clever to order enough dnf-copies for the market for sale - and i think this duty is enough unpretentiously
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:05 AM   #3
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Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
hell yeah! I want a huge Duke statue like the one from Michael Jackson in metal. Duke should go through the streets of Las Vegas on the back of a heavy truck!
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:18 AM   #4
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Yeah, lots of old Dukers will re-appear on the battleground.
I hope DNF will be available from Steam.
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:40 AM   #5
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Yeah, lots of old Dukers will re-appear on the battleground.
With this delay I'm not quite sure that there will be any Duker left alive.

So I suppose when the game is released by George Brusard VIII the add will be something like that:"The sequel of the game that all you have heard from the history books".

Of course there will be no aliens in the game because the human race will make contact with aliens much before Duke is released and killing aliens will be considered as kind of racism
 
Old 02-04-2008, 02:07 PM   #6
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With this delay I'm not quite sure that there will be any Duker left alive.

So I suppose when the game is released by George Brusard VIII the add will be something like that:"The sequel of the game that all you have heard from the history books".

Of course there will be no aliens in the game because the human race will make contact with aliens much before Duke is released and killing aliens will be considered as kind of racism
ROFL!
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Old 02-04-2008, 03:59 PM   #7
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Of course there will be no aliens in the game because the human race will make contact with aliens much before Duke is released and killing aliens will be considered as kind of racism
The PC thing here is funny, but the problem with it is.

we discovered people and continue to kill them in video games to this day.
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Old 02-04-2008, 05:23 PM   #8
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Duke Nukem forever!!!! Woohoo hell yeah!!! king of the games

lets make this a cheer thread
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Old 02-04-2008, 08:06 PM   #9
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The aliens that visited Texas probably are trying to get their hands on a copy a few weeks ago since they too want to destroy Earth as the last super alien Duzok Nooksism.
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Old 02-05-2008, 03:44 AM   #10
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I'd love to see 3DRealms celebrating their massive success in selling the game.
However, I do fear that some people throughout the world still have trouble with this project. Basicaly because they're pissed of waiting and start flaming everywhere...
If DNF hits the sheves, it will have at least a bit of convincing to do.
If this game can get gamers to talk about it, like "Guys, you gotta check this shit out!", it will boost up the selling process and 3DR have closed the gap of scepticism.
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Old 02-05-2008, 08:33 AM   #11
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It will probably be one of, if not the best selling pc game ever.

Yes, it's that big.

No pressure of course.
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Old 02-05-2008, 11:22 AM   #12
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Kaiser will buy a 1,000 copies for himself.

No pressure of course.
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Old 02-05-2008, 11:55 AM   #13
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I'd love to see 3DRealms celebrating their massive success in selling the game.
However, I do fear that some people throughout the world still have trouble with this project. Basicaly because they're pissed of waiting and start flaming everywhere...
If DNF hits the sheves, it will have at least a bit of convincing to do.
If this game can get gamers to talk about it, like "Guys, you gotta check this shit out!", it will boost up the selling process and 3DR have closed the gap of scepticism.
The only people who are going to behave in any way like that are about a grand total of 2% of the people who will actually buy the game.
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Old 02-05-2008, 04:45 PM   #14
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imagine, the statue of liberty replaced by a statue of duke having in one hand his chaingun and in the other his book 'why i'm so great'. And of course a scheduled john st john voice calling 'huh huh huh, looks like i'm done!' coming from the statue...yeah, sweet dreams
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Old 02-05-2008, 05:58 PM   #15
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Have it launched at a game show by a suitably muscular stuntman dressed as Duke arriving hanging from a rope lowered from a helicopter. He lands, carrying the first retail box of DNF and proclaims "It's done" (or mimes it to JSJ). Massive fuss to attract attention first, with grabbag playing as the helicopter approaches. A stuntwoman amongst the audience walks up to Duke, says she's been waiting for him (in a "time for bed" voice) and they fly off together.

Scenes from DNF start playing on a massive display.

That first retail box could be auctioned for charity, perhaps. Maybe have it signed by the people involved in DNF.
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Old 02-06-2008, 12:21 AM   #16
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It will probably be one of, if not the best selling pc game ever.

Yes, it's that big.

No pressure of course.
or most downloaded
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:06 AM   #17
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That's mean.
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Old 02-06-2008, 12:05 PM   #18
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Lets hope it sells more than Halo 3's 5 million copies.
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Old 02-06-2008, 01:23 PM   #19
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Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
I speak for all citizens of sweden. Well almost. Or maybe just me and a few others. Anyway. Hell yeah i feel badass! But i can almost imagine looking at all american gaming sites about the release date, and people posting pictures on this forum of the big big posters all around american cities.. And feel sorry for myself to have to wait another month +/- for this glorious moment to happend in Europe/Sweden. But heck, if i've waited this long, So it wont hurt to wait for it some extra time.
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:02 PM   #20
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I speak for all citizens of sweden. Well almost. Or maybe just me and a few others. Anyway. Hell yeah i feel badass! But i can almost imagine looking at all american gaming sites about the release date, and people posting pictures on this forum of the big big posters all around american cities.. And feel sorry for myself to have to wait another month +/- for this glorious moment to happend in Europe/Sweden. But heck, if i've waited this long, So it wont hurt to wait for it some extra time.
You can always go and eat some köttbullar in the meantime,
it never fails !

And yes, waiting is damn boring...gotta look forward to games like Starcraft 2 to fill that gap.
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Old 02-07-2008, 09:18 AM   #21
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Lets hope it sells more than Halo 3's 5 million copies.
Easily.
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:55 AM   #22
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Easily.
Exactly and you know me well enough I'm looking forward to that.
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Old 02-08-2008, 03:42 AM   #23
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I think nobody would believe that it is really DNF when it lies in the shops...
Everybody will say it's a fake and so on..
At the first sign i see DNF lying in the shops i will buy it within seconds!!

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Old 02-08-2008, 03:55 AM   #24
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I think nobody would believe that it is really DNF when it lies in the shops...
Everybody will say it's a fake and so on..
At the first sign i see DNF lying in the shops i will buy it within seconds!!

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and then you'll find that indeed it was actually a fake
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Old 02-08-2008, 02:56 PM   #25
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An aprils fools joke. thats either late or early
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Old 02-09-2008, 03:58 AM   #26
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It will probably be one of, if not the best selling pc game ever.
In terms of sales, it's going to be overshadowed by The Sims and World of WarCraft in no time.
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Old 02-09-2008, 06:41 PM   #27
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Yeah, and expansion packs.

The Australian Weekly PC sales charts always make me wince. It's like mostly WoW/Sims 2 stuff. When something new creeps into the charts it's like a breath of fresh air.
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Old 02-09-2008, 07:26 PM   #28
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Had they said it would be on steam?
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Old 02-09-2008, 07:34 PM   #29
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Had they said it would be on steam?
*cough* most "downloaded"
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Old 02-09-2008, 08:39 PM   #30
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better be careful, duke is a powerful anti-piracy activist, you pirate his games, he feeds you to scrappy duke
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:24 PM   #31
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better be careful, duke is a powerful anti-piracy activist, you pirate his games, he feeds you to scrappy duke
How do you know that?
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Old 02-10-2008, 04:46 PM   #32
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The stomach of Scrappy Duke gets high speed internet,

It will certainly be the longest awaited game in history. I mean come one, it has been over 10 years now!! I have spent half my life waiting for DNF, to expect me to NOT buy it when it is released is ridiculous.
The release will make it to the Gaming History Books, and if enough madness comes from it, it will make it to the real history books.
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:08 AM   #33
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It will certainly be the longest awaited game in history. I mean come one, it has been over 10 years now!! I have spent half my life waiting for DNF, to expect me to NOT buy it when it is released is ridiculous.
The release will make it to the Gaming History Books, and if enough madness comes from it, it will make it to the real history books.
But that's just you.

And me.

And a few thousand other fans.

But most people, the general public and the casual gamer, they don't know yet that they've been waiting for DNF.

No one ever told them.
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:33 AM   #34
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Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
I think I would have to agree...
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Old 02-12-2008, 03:03 AM   #35
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I think I would have to agree...
I second that
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Old 02-16-2008, 09:54 PM   #36
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I'm sure everyone here (and 3DRealms of course ) would like it to sell like hotcakes, and the DNF logo to be emblazoned everywhere, but we have to accept the fact that it's a huge possibility it won't happen like that at all. Still it would be the perfect way to prove 3DRealms are still at the top of their game after all these years.
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Old 02-17-2008, 01:59 PM   #37
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Im going to paint the Duke logo on every wall of my town!
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Old 02-17-2008, 02:02 PM   #38
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and im gonna tattoo it to everyones eyes while they sleep!
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Old 02-17-2008, 02:57 PM   #39
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better be careful, duke is a powerful anti-piracy activist, you pirate his games, he feeds you to scrappy duke
I wouldn't exactly expect duke to be a law-abiding citizen...

you know....illegal strippers,steroids....

and after all...let's not forget how he enjoys kicking "pig"-cop butts.....
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Old 02-18-2008, 01:07 AM   #40
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Imagine, Duke Nukem: Forever goes on sale and it's sold out in almost every shop. Imagine the huge posters of it in cities. This is going to be too cool to be true. Who else feels badass whenever they think about it?
It'll be huge...this huge...



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