Have you ever heard about a cruise ship named Duke Nukem Forever?
Spoiler:
It never leaves port, but you can watch them change the engine every couple years.
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Did you know that there is a DVD with Duke Nukem Forever on it buried somewhere in a treasure chest in the middle of Texas?
Spoiler:
George thinks he's a pirate
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GOD:
King Broussard, I have an awesome project for you.
You will build the project, and it will be the most glorious in all the land, in all the world.
You will have 1,000 days to complete it entirely.
I shall provide you with all that you need:
1,000 Trumpets to proclaim the glorious project is coming.
1,000 Architects whom I will endow with great skills.
1,000 Slave Girls to attend to your personal needs.
King Broussard:
Spoiler:
Ummm, God...
About the 1,000 days...
Could we spread that out a bit?